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Shocking YouTube - i investigated Utah's deadly soda addiction

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day ever...
navy site newt
  05/19/25
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Umber swashbuckling ratface
  05/20/25
They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.
copper forum
  05/20/25
Thought they can’t have caffeine
Appetizing Potus Garrison
  05/20/25
They don't prohibit caffeine.
Sinister Abode Laser Beams
  05/20/25
I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet...
avocado stubborn genital piercing brunch
  05/20/25
they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmu...
henna den boltzmann
  05/20/25
its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine dr...
navy site newt
  05/20/25
Disgusting
Green comical organic girlfriend
  05/20/25
it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks&rdq...
Multi-colored Field Clown
  05/20/25
Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft d...
Sinister Abode Laser Beams
  05/20/25
what about iced tea and coffee?
Thriller frozen ticket booth
  05/20/25
considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so ...
henna den boltzmann
  05/20/25
its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's...
ivory address goyim
  05/20/25
that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ou...
navy site newt
  05/20/25
they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest o...
ivory address goyim
  05/20/25
the mormon wife in gdp
Zippy orchestra pit
  05/20/25
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navy site newt
  05/21/25


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Date: May 19th, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: navy site newt

All these Mormons drink like 100oz of sugary soda a day every day. A bunch of cute chicks, most of these people aren't fat. wtf

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BlNJc_OLbYw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946201)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:03 AM
Author: Umber swashbuckling ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946246)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: copper forum

They eat a ton of jello too for some reason.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946255)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: Appetizing Potus Garrison

Thought they can’t have caffeine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946258)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Sinister Abode Laser Beams

They don't prohibit caffeine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946277)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: avocado stubborn genital piercing brunch

I thought that was the reasoning behind the Mitt Romney diet sprite meme?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947465)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: henna den boltzmann

they can't have "hot drinks," and the mormon talmud declares that tea and coffee are hot drinks even if served cold bc they were both originally designed to be served hot, and icing them is just some sinful way of trying to trick your way around god's will

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947594)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: navy site newt

its hot caffeine drinks. One weird trick is cold caffeine drinks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948859)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 5:52 AM
Author: Green comical organic girlfriend

Disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946504)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: Multi-colored Field Clown

it’s because Mormonism prohibits “hot drinks” or some shit like that (e.g., coffee and tea), so the Mormons get caffeine from other sources

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48946508)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Sinister Abode Laser Beams

Yeah, no coffee, green tea, black tea, or alcohol. So soft drinks are the substitute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947452)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Thriller frozen ticket booth

what about iced tea and coffee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947471)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 2:01 PM
Author: henna den boltzmann

considered a tricky way of trying to subvert god's will, so they're considered hot drinks still

(edit that being said, herbal teas are in a gray area, where some leaders say it's okay because they're not /technically/ tea)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947596)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: ivory address goyim

its kinda 180 how innocent it is compared to everyone else's addictions. i say leave them alone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48947570)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: navy site newt

that one bro, who is pretty fit, claims to drink over 250 ounces of "sugar free cola" a day. That's two gallons. How is he not pissing literally all day?

Also Ive never heard of these fast food chain "soda" places either - dont have them near me IIRC. In Utah they have lines of cars waiting in line for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948866)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: ivory address goyim

they cant be any worse than normal fast food tbh. the rest of america has lines for chicken nuggets so its basically the same thing. the pissing thing is obviously solved by keeping the cup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948950)



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Date: May 20th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: Zippy orchestra pit

the mormon wife in gdp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48948864)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: navy site newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5727618&forum_id=2#48950863)