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Elie Mystal offers sensible take using nuanced hypo

he's a deep thinker. https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/...
180 pearly lay newt
  06/30/25
wow lol
misunderstood box office telephone
  06/30/25
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crawly dopamine
  07/01/25
that hair has to be a wig by now, right?
misunderstood box office telephone
  06/30/25
it's by far the best thing about his shtik.
180 pearly lay newt
  06/30/25
He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real...
cheese-eating sound barrier
  06/30/25
true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.
180 pearly lay newt
  06/30/25
Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.
Arousing mauve old irish cottage people who are hurt
  06/30/25
IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to ...
Costumed Honey-headed Selfie Casino
  06/30/25
why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit o...
misunderstood box office telephone
  06/30/25
I always heard he got C&F dinged Wasn't his dad a cor...
cracking violent state rigor
  06/30/25
NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and...
180 pearly lay newt
  06/30/25
How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in N...
Costumed Honey-headed Selfie Casino
  07/01/25
In my experience it is supposed to run in the background onc...
Mind-boggling feces yarmulke
  07/01/25
yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by...
misunderstood box office telephone
  07/01/25
that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY re...
180 pearly lay newt
  07/01/25
not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think hi...
heady roast beef deer antler
  06/30/25
He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.
Medicated metal resort digit ratio
  06/30/25
...
Spectacular pink mood locale
  06/30/25
This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars
Carnelian shaky heaven
  06/30/25
...
180 pearly lay newt
  06/30/25
credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sig...
motley house
  06/30/25
He looks like shit. Good Lord.
histrionic claret location regret
  06/30/25
He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainme...
Razzmatazz lodge volcanic crater
  06/30/25
...
cracking violent state rigor
  07/01/25
There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.
Mind-boggling feces yarmulke
  07/01/25
Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this re...
wonderful bawdyhouse fanboi
  07/01/25
...
histrionic claret location regret
  07/02/25
A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted...
Vivacious yapping center
  07/02/25
I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from ...
Lime flirting circlehead mexican
  07/01/25
how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese nigger...
Up-to-no-good Offensive Site Dragon
  07/02/25
Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with...
fiercely-loyal self-centered foreskin
  07/02/25
who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?
High-end Meetinghouse
  07/02/25
at 2 minutes in: "we're going to deport consuela un...
twinkling appetizing stage juggernaut
  07/02/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:32 AM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt

he's a deep thinker.

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/1938991814545154381

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060129)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: misunderstood box office telephone

wow lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060134)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: crawly dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062540)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: misunderstood box office telephone

that hair has to be a wig by now, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060136)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt

it's by far the best thing about his shtik.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060181)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: cheese-eating sound barrier

He flamed out after one year in biglaw and realized his real passion was hating whitey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt

true. and it shows. his conviction carries him along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060192)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:08 AM
Author: Arousing mauve old irish cottage people who are hurt

Really? I thought he famously never passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:15 AM
Author: Costumed Honey-headed Selfie Casino

IIRC he was on the pass list but never actually admitted to the NY bar. Which means either some C&F issue or he flamed out so fast he didn't even finish bar admission

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060284)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: misunderstood box office telephone

why would you not bother getting admitted even if you quit or were fired from your job? clear C&F problems

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060306)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: cracking violent state rigor

I always heard he got C&F dinged

Wasn't his dad a corrupt NY politician?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060344)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt

NY has that weird C/F process after the results come out and some people who passed never do the paperwork or never pass the C/F test. i have no idea about Mystal, but i can say that his views are less grounded than KBJ's and have been for a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062130)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:56 AM
Author: Costumed Honey-headed Selfie Casino

How do the other states do it? I was only ever admitted in NY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062589)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces yarmulke

In my experience it is supposed to run in the background once you register so you know if there are any issues by the time results are released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062974)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: misunderstood box office telephone

yeah the NY sequencing sucks it drags the whole thing out by an unnecessary additional handful of months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062992)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt

that's the normal way. i'm not sure of the details but NY regularly churns out stories about people who pass the NY bar but fail to do the post-passing paperwork and then they start working as if they are lawyers anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062995)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: heady roast beef deer antler

not a "laywer" or a "lib" but i think his hypo is actually cr

sorry libs the executive can just do stuff and that's how government works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060219)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Medicated metal resort digit ratio

He looks like a villain in a Captain Underpants book.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060369)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Spectacular pink mood locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060440)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Carnelian shaky heaven

This guys hair has earned him millions of dollars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060396)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: 180 pearly lay newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060465)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: motley house

credited hypo that underscores just how absurd and short-sighted the SCOTUS ruling is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49060450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:47 PM
Author: histrionic claret location regret

He looks like shit. Good Lord.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062058)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Razzmatazz lodge volcanic crater

He’s got an Xbox controller sitting on the entertainment center behind him. Probably for one of those scholarship defense simulators

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062100)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 AM
Author: cracking violent state rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062543)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Mind-boggling feces yarmulke

There's also a fan on the floor pointed at his chair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062969)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: wonderful bawdyhouse fanboi

Only thing that's amazing about this is that somehow this retard makes enough money to not die of starvation on the street which is precisely where he would be in a fit and fully functional society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49062984)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: histrionic claret location regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065256)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: Vivacious yapping center

A century ago, a creature like Mystal would have been hunted and possibly eaten.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2294840&mc=47&forum_id=2#23492584

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065379)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Lime flirting circlehead mexican

I tried getting an injunction in Court to stop someone from moving assets and the Court literally said "fraudsters will be fraudsters so the injunction won't help you anyways."

Of course it was a dumb Judge and I'll be suing to unwind fraudulent transfers for years to come...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49063001)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:13 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good Offensive Site Dragon

how has he not yet died of diabetes or whatever obese niggers die from

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065260)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 1:54 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal self-centered foreskin

Remember how obviously retarded he was on ATL (compared with Lat)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065298)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: High-end Meetinghouse

who TF listens to these two ugly nons speaking?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065328)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 3:04 AM
Author: twinkling appetizing stage juggernaut

at 2 minutes in:

"we're going to deport consuela until the court figures it out"

180, he has to go back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744579&forum_id=2#49065360)