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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
Wow.
copper pit
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
stirring salmon den marketing idea
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
Khaki goal in life
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
copper pit
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
bateful national security agency
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
vigorous crimson meetinghouse
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
stirring salmon den marketing idea
  09/11/07
whoa
Kink-friendly 180 stage
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
Titillating sable tanning salon
  07/14/04
Over the line
tan brunch
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
Irradiated startled plaza generalized bond
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
fighting locus round eye
  09/14/04
Oh my.
cerise masturbator striped hyena
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
Titillating sable tanning salon
  07/14/04
it's not.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
cerise masturbator striped hyena
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
cerise masturbator striped hyena
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
cerise masturbator striped hyena
  07/14/04
hot.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
supple pontificating sanctuary roast beef
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
anal burgundy karate
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
Very tactful legend space
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
copper pit
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
Very tactful legend space
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
copper pit
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
Very tactful legend space
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
tan brunch
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
fighting locus round eye
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
tan brunch
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
diverse water buffalo
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
copper pit
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
razzle milk
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
copper pit
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
razzle milk
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
copper pit
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
diverse water buffalo
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
copper pit
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
diverse water buffalo
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
copper pit
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
Titillating sable tanning salon
  07/14/04
Bullshit
Saffron Slap-happy Location
  10/11/04
180
Flesh aggressive philosopher-king
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
vigorous crimson meetinghouse
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Splenetic disgusting new version crotch
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
fighting locus round eye
  09/14/04
bump
anal burgundy karate
  07/15/04
yikes!
razzle milk
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Splenetic disgusting new version crotch
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
curious swollen hospital mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/04
...
mauve clown
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
razzle milk
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
cowardly navy casino
  07/07/05
...
mauve clown
  07/07/05
aye
Bonkers Self-absorbed Private Investor Multi-billionaire
  07/07/05
...
Multi-colored Degenerate
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
White abnormal skinny woman abode
  07/21/05
...
mind-boggling headpube
  08/26/05
...
stimulating school
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
Ruddy Set
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
alcoholic hairraiser hissy fit persian
  09/11/05
...
razzle milk
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
chestnut hilarious ticket booth
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  12/02/05
still funny
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
Autistic stead
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  01/16/06
...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  01/26/06
bump
Yellow dashing internal respiration theatre
  01/28/06
...
stimulating school
  01/29/06
...
offensive contagious fortuitous meteor
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
offensive contagious fortuitous meteor
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  02/07/06
yup.
offensive contagious fortuitous meteor
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
copper pit
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
offensive contagious fortuitous meteor
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
copper pit
  02/07/06
for slap!
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
copper pit
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
offensive contagious fortuitous meteor
  02/24/06
...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  03/01/06
...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  04/29/06
...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  05/25/06
ads?
Splenetic disgusting new version crotch
  05/27/06
gaids?
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  06/06/06
never gets old
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  06/28/06
...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  07/10/06
For andrew.
garnet marvelous site
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
canary goyim halford
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
garnet marvelous site
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
Haunting citrine associate psychic
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
cobalt boyish menage ape
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
underhanded stag film ratface
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
histrionic dilemma police squad
  09/10/06
hi
vivacious dun coffee pot
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Ruby Mother
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Ultramarine lascivious shrine
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
canary goyim halford
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
histrionic dilemma police squad
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
adventurous amber business firm
  02/01/07
...
adventurous amber business firm
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
cobalt boyish menage ape
  03/05/07
hello world
Mahogany odious chapel
  03/07/07
WGWAG
underhanded stag film ratface
  03/08/07
lolz
Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
sapphire church building
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
sapphire church building
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Ivory sadistic heaven shitlib
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker
  06/01/07
Canned.
Big abusive garrison electric furnace
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
sapphire church building
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
sapphire church building
  07/02/07
...
Big abusive garrison electric furnace
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
pale exhilarant quadroon
  07/10/07
...
Big abusive garrison electric furnace
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
Outnumbered liquid oxygen
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
Aromatic turdskin potus
  09/11/07
...
walnut deranged university preventive strike
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
razzle milk
  09/11/07
lulz
stirring salmon den marketing idea
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
Aromatic turdskin potus
  09/11/07
so?
stirring salmon den marketing idea
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
opaque mad cow disease box office
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
Sickened Cuck
  03/09/08
???
Bright stock car hairy legs
  05/24/08
...
heady legal warrant lettuce
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: razzle milk

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: copper pit

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: stirring salmon den marketing idea

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Khaki goal in life

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: copper pit

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: bateful national security agency

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: vigorous crimson meetinghouse

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: stirring salmon den marketing idea

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly 180 stage

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Titillating sable tanning salon

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: tan brunch

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Irradiated startled plaza generalized bond

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: fighting locus round eye

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: cerise masturbator striped hyena

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Titillating sable tanning salon

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: cerise masturbator striped hyena

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: cerise masturbator striped hyena

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: cerise masturbator striped hyena

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: razzle milk

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: supple pontificating sanctuary roast beef

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: anal burgundy karate

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: Very tactful legend space

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: copper pit

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: Very tactful legend space

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: copper pit

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: Very tactful legend space

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: razzle milk

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: tan brunch

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: razzle milk

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: fighting locus round eye

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Rough-skinned clear volcanic crater

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: tan brunch

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: diverse water buffalo

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: razzle milk

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: copper pit

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: razzle milk

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: copper pit

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: razzle milk

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: copper pit

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: diverse water buffalo

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: copper pit

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: diverse water buffalo

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: copper pit

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Titillating sable tanning salon

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: Saffron Slap-happy Location

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: Flesh aggressive philosopher-king

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: vigorous crimson meetinghouse

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Splenetic disgusting new version crotch

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: fighting locus round eye

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: anal burgundy karate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: razzle milk

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Splenetic disgusting new version crotch

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: curious swollen hospital mad-dog skullcap

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: mauve clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: razzle milk

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: cowardly navy casino

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: mauve clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Bonkers Self-absorbed Private Investor Multi-billionaire

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: White abnormal skinny woman abode

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: stimulating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: Ruddy Set

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: alcoholic hairraiser hissy fit persian

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: razzle milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: chestnut hilarious ticket booth

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Autistic stead

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: Yellow dashing internal respiration theatre

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: stimulating school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: offensive contagious fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: offensive contagious fortuitous meteor

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: offensive contagious fortuitous meteor

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: copper pit

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: offensive contagious fortuitous meteor

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: copper pit

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: copper pit

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: offensive contagious fortuitous meteor

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Splenetic disgusting new version crotch

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: garnet marvelous site

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: canary goyim halford

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: garnet marvelous site

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Haunting citrine associate psychic

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: cobalt boyish menage ape

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: underhanded stag film ratface

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: histrionic dilemma police squad

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: vivacious dun coffee pot

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Ruby Mother

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Ultramarine lascivious shrine

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: canary goyim halford

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: histrionic dilemma police squad

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: adventurous amber business firm

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: adventurous amber business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: cobalt boyish menage ape
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Mahogany odious chapel

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: underhanded stag film ratface

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: sapphire church building

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: sapphire church building

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Ivory sadistic heaven shitlib

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Big abusive garrison electric furnace

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: sapphire church building

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: sapphire church building

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Big abusive garrison electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: pale exhilarant quadroon

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Big abusive garrison electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Outnumbered liquid oxygen

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: Aromatic turdskin potus

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: walnut deranged university preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: razzle milk

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: stirring salmon den marketing idea

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Aromatic turdskin potus

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: stirring salmon den marketing idea

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: opaque mad cow disease box office

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: Sickened Cuck

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Bright stock car hairy legs

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: heady legal warrant lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Mildly autistic olive parlour boistinker

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)