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Hey Jersey landfill, Cantor Fitzgerald wants its employees back!

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
Wow.
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
big roast beef double fault
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
adventurous temple associate
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
Green Genital Piercing Step-uncle's House
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
Aphrodisiac Aqua Theater Personal Credit Line
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
big roast beef double fault
  09/11/07
whoa
Titillating set regret
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle
  07/14/04
Over the line
Shivering talented shrine
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
erotic old irish cottage cuck
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
180 bat shit crazy native
  09/14/04
Oh my.
Black Tanning Salon Goyim
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle
  07/14/04
it's not.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
Black Tanning Salon Goyim
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
Black Tanning Salon Goyim
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
Black Tanning Salon Goyim
  07/14/04
hot.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
costumed cordovan volcanic crater
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
Obsidian party of the first part generalized bond
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
comical parlour
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
comical parlour
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
comical parlour
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
Shivering talented shrine
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
180 bat shit crazy native
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
trip wine school alpha
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
Shivering talented shrine
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
Hilarious exciting den
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
domesticated cream new version
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
Hilarious exciting den
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
Hilarious exciting den
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle
  07/14/04
Bullshit
Carnelian Curious Pocket Flask
  10/11/04
180
lemon shaky rigpig
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
Aphrodisiac Aqua Theater Personal Credit Line
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
180 bat shit crazy native
  09/14/04
bump
Obsidian party of the first part generalized bond
  07/15/04
yikes!
domesticated cream new version
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
Motley Bawdyhouse Skinny Woman
  09/14/04
...
Opaque supple mexican
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
domesticated cream new version
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
Mind-boggling Brindle Pervert Kitchen
  07/07/05
...
Opaque supple mexican
  07/07/05
aye
Contagious Nibblets Dog Poop
  07/07/05
...
magical site useless brakes
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
Heady house-broken piazza masturbator
  07/21/05
...
Rough-skinned Pisswyrm
  08/26/05
...
Salmon sadistic stage knife
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
chocolate rigor hissy fit
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
Ultramarine resort idea he suggested
  09/11/05
...
domesticated cream new version
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
Olive hairraiser stag film
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
pea-brained institution voyeur
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
Olive hairraiser stag film
  12/02/05
still funny
Olive hairraiser stag film
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
French Vigorous Toilet Seat Public Bath
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
Olive hairraiser stag film
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  01/16/06
...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  01/26/06
bump
pearly appetizing foreskin
  01/28/06
...
Salmon sadistic stage knife
  01/29/06
...
odious bespoke faggot firefighter
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
Olive hairraiser stag film
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
odious bespoke faggot firefighter
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
Olive hairraiser stag film
  02/07/06
yup.
odious bespoke faggot firefighter
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
odious bespoke faggot firefighter
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  02/07/06
for slap!
Olive hairraiser stag film
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
Violent Submissive Elastic Band
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
odious bespoke faggot firefighter
  02/24/06
...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  03/01/06
...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  04/29/06
...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  05/25/06
ads?
Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive
  05/27/06
gaids?
Olive hairraiser stag film
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
Olive hairraiser stag film
  06/06/06
never gets old
Olive hairraiser stag film
  06/28/06
...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  07/10/06
For andrew.
tantric amethyst point
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
Misunderstood Tank
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
tantric amethyst point
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
Olive hairraiser stag film
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
Violet Blathering Brunch
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Slimy fighting dysfunction
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Stirring Therapy Principal's Office
  09/10/06
hi
excitant orchestra pit
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Lime glittery hell lettuce
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
fear-inspiring kitty karate
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
Misunderstood Tank
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Stirring Therapy Principal's Office
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
rusted territorial area
  02/01/07
...
rusted territorial area
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
Violet Blathering Brunch
  03/05/07
hello world
cracking puce bbw idiot
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Slimy fighting dysfunction
  03/08/07
lolz
zippy cumskin background story
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
wild striped hyena sneaky criminal
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
wild striped hyena sneaky criminal
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
fragrant ebony sweet tailpipe
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
zippy cumskin background story
  06/01/07
Canned.
coiffed trust fund
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
wild striped hyena sneaky criminal
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
wild striped hyena sneaky criminal
  07/02/07
...
coiffed trust fund
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
sable irradiated yarmulke love of her life
  07/10/07
...
coiffed trust fund
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
avocado marvelous national
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
flushed church
  09/11/07
...
Diverse Red Tattoo University
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
domesticated cream new version
  09/11/07
lulz
big roast beef double fault
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
flushed church
  09/11/07
so?
big roast beef double fault
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
Rebellious Chest-beating Dopamine
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
Bipolar ticket booth
  03/09/08
???
Yellow aromatic business firm
  05/24/08
...
Alcoholic immigrant indian lodge
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
zippy cumskin background story
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: big roast beef double fault

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: adventurous temple associate

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Green Genital Piercing Step-uncle's House

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Aqua Theater Personal Credit Line

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: big roast beef double fault

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Titillating set regret

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Shivering talented shrine

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: erotic old irish cottage cuck

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: 180 bat shit crazy native

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon Goyim

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon Goyim

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon Goyim

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Black Tanning Salon Goyim

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: costumed cordovan volcanic crater

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: Obsidian party of the first part generalized bond

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: comical parlour

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: comical parlour

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: comical parlour

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Shivering talented shrine

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: 180 bat shit crazy native

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: trip wine school alpha

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Shivering talented shrine

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Hilarious exciting den

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Hilarious exciting den

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Hilarious exciting den

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Vibrant navy travel guidebook wrinkle

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: Carnelian Curious Pocket Flask

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: lemon shaky rigpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Aqua Theater Personal Credit Line

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: 180 bat shit crazy native

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: Obsidian party of the first part generalized bond

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: Motley Bawdyhouse Skinny Woman

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Opaque supple mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Brindle Pervert Kitchen

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Opaque supple mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Contagious Nibblets Dog Poop

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: magical site useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Heady house-broken piazza masturbator

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Salmon sadistic stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: chocolate rigor hissy fit

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: Ultramarine resort idea he suggested

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: domesticated cream new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: pea-brained institution voyeur

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: French Vigorous Toilet Seat Public Bath

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: pearly appetizing foreskin

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Salmon sadistic stage knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: odious bespoke faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: odious bespoke faggot firefighter

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: odious bespoke faggot firefighter

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: odious bespoke faggot firefighter

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Violent Submissive Elastic Band

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: odious bespoke faggot firefighter

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant plaza depressive

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: tantric amethyst point

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Misunderstood Tank

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: tantric amethyst point

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Olive hairraiser stag film

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Violet Blathering Brunch

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Slimy fighting dysfunction

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Stirring Therapy Principal's Office

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: excitant orchestra pit

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Lime glittery hell lettuce

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: fear-inspiring kitty karate

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: Misunderstood Tank

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Stirring Therapy Principal's Office

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: rusted territorial area

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: rusted territorial area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: Violet Blathering Brunch
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: cracking puce bbw idiot

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Slimy fighting dysfunction

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: zippy cumskin background story

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: wild striped hyena sneaky criminal

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: wild striped hyena sneaky criminal

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: fragrant ebony sweet tailpipe

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: zippy cumskin background story

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: coiffed trust fund

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: wild striped hyena sneaky criminal

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: wild striped hyena sneaky criminal

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: coiffed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: sable irradiated yarmulke love of her life

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: coiffed trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: avocado marvelous national

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: flushed church

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Diverse Red Tattoo University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: domesticated cream new version

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: big roast beef double fault

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: flushed church

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: big roast beef double fault

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: Rebellious Chest-beating Dopamine

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: Bipolar ticket booth

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic business firm

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Alcoholic immigrant indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: zippy cumskin background story

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)