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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
Wow.
green telephone
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
Lime Parlor French Chef
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
Saffron kink-friendly community account field
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
green telephone
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
Jet-lagged dashing sweet tailpipe tank
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
exciting vermilion meetinghouse
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
Lime Parlor French Chef
  09/11/07
whoa
Internet-worthy state fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
zippy snowy yarmulke senate
  07/14/04
Over the line
Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
Wild twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Carnelian generalized bond headpube
  09/14/04
Oh my.
copper nursing home
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
zippy snowy yarmulke senate
  07/14/04
it's not.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
copper nursing home
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
copper nursing home
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
copper nursing home
  07/14/04
hot.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
arousing blood rage new version
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
Seedy Blathering Gaping Pisswyrm
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
cyan lascivious stage athletic conference
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
green telephone
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
cyan lascivious stage athletic conference
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
green telephone
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
cyan lascivious stage athletic conference
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Carnelian generalized bond headpube
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
Obsidian marketing idea
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
Hideous cuckoldry trust fund
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
green telephone
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
green telephone
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
green telephone
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
Hideous cuckoldry trust fund
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
green telephone
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
Hideous cuckoldry trust fund
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
green telephone
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
zippy snowy yarmulke senate
  07/14/04
Bullshit
sable galvanic orchestra pit windowlicker
  10/11/04
180
rusted vigorous shrine ape
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
exciting vermilion meetinghouse
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Marvelous Whorehouse
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Carnelian generalized bond headpube
  09/14/04
bump
Seedy Blathering Gaping Pisswyrm
  07/15/04
yikes!
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Marvelous Whorehouse
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
navy box office mental disorder
  09/14/04
...
Heady drab chad fanboi
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
Bronze sickened principal's office
  07/07/05
...
Heady drab chad fanboi
  07/07/05
aye
opaque hall ceo
  07/07/05
...
Smoky step-uncle's house
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
massive angry space death wish
  07/21/05
...
Aphrodisiac piazza
  08/26/05
...
hyperventilating gay wizard old irish cottage
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
beta regret sound barrier
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
sadistic fiercely-loyal den
  09/11/05
...
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
medicated spot
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Confused Beady-eyed Dilemma Boiling Water
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
medicated spot
  12/02/05
still funny
medicated spot
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
crawly stubborn mother
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
medicated spot
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
medicated spot
  01/16/06
...
medicated spot
  01/26/06
bump
ungodly chapel useless brakes
  01/28/06
...
hyperventilating gay wizard old irish cottage
  01/29/06
...
Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
medicated spot
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
medicated spot
  02/07/06
yup.
Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
green telephone
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
medicated spot
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
green telephone
  02/07/06
for slap!
medicated spot
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
green telephone
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca
  02/24/06
...
medicated spot
  03/01/06
...
medicated spot
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
medicated spot
  04/29/06
...
medicated spot
  05/25/06
ads?
Marvelous Whorehouse
  05/27/06
gaids?
medicated spot
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
medicated spot
  06/06/06
never gets old
medicated spot
  06/28/06
...
medicated spot
  07/10/06
For andrew.
cerebral indecent site
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
medicated spot
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
laughsome useless double fault
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
cerebral indecent site
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
medicated spot
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
federal home
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
contagious address
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Shimmering therapy immigrant
  09/10/06
hi
dull stirring deer antler
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Harsh 180 heaven son of senegal
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Rough-skinned Primrose Cruise Ship
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
laughsome useless double fault
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Shimmering therapy immigrant
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
Onyx Nibblets Trailer Park
  02/01/07
...
Onyx Nibblets Trailer Park
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
federal home
  03/05/07
hello world
magenta boistinker
  03/07/07
WGWAG
contagious address
  03/08/07
lolz
floppy transparent set
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
Chestnut excitant theater stage
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
Chestnut excitant theater stage
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Nofapping Becky
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
floppy transparent set
  06/01/07
Canned.
Vivacious knife
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
Chestnut excitant theater stage
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
Chestnut excitant theater stage
  07/02/07
...
Vivacious knife
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
Bistre Godawful Kitty Cat Church Building
  07/10/07
...
Vivacious knife
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
Tan Fighting Antidepressant Drug Locus
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
Cerise slimy lay
  09/11/07
...
Territorial Kitchen
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch
  09/11/07
lulz
Lime Parlor French Chef
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
Cerise slimy lay
  09/11/07
so?
Lime Parlor French Chef
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
know-it-all plaza depressive
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
cobalt selfie corner
  03/09/08
???
maroon titillating police squad
  05/24/08
...
mind-boggling institution
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
floppy transparent set
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: green telephone

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: Lime Parlor French Chef

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Saffron kink-friendly community account field

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: green telephone

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Jet-lagged dashing sweet tailpipe tank

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: exciting vermilion meetinghouse

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Lime Parlor French Chef

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy state fortuitous meteor

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: zippy snowy yarmulke senate

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Wild twinkling uncleanness

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Carnelian generalized bond headpube

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: copper nursing home

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: zippy snowy yarmulke senate

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: copper nursing home

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: copper nursing home

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: copper nursing home

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: arousing blood rage new version

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: Seedy Blathering Gaping Pisswyrm

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: cyan lascivious stage athletic conference

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: green telephone

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: cyan lascivious stage athletic conference

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: green telephone

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: cyan lascivious stage athletic conference

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Carnelian generalized bond headpube

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Obsidian marketing idea

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Sinister Dog Poop Organic Girlfriend

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Hideous cuckoldry trust fund

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: green telephone

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: green telephone

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: green telephone

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Hideous cuckoldry trust fund

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: green telephone

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Hideous cuckoldry trust fund

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: green telephone

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: zippy snowy yarmulke senate

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: sable galvanic orchestra pit windowlicker

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: rusted vigorous shrine ape

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: exciting vermilion meetinghouse

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Marvelous Whorehouse

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Carnelian generalized bond headpube

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: Seedy Blathering Gaping Pisswyrm

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Marvelous Whorehouse

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: navy box office mental disorder

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Heady drab chad fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Bronze sickened principal's office

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Heady drab chad fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: opaque hall ceo

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Smoky step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: massive angry space death wish

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: beta regret sound barrier

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: sadistic fiercely-loyal den

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: medicated spot

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Confused Beady-eyed Dilemma Boiling Water

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: medicated spot

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: medicated spot

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: crawly stubborn mother

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: medicated spot

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: medicated spot

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: ungodly chapel useless brakes

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: hyperventilating gay wizard old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: medicated spot

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: medicated spot

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: green telephone

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: medicated spot

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: green telephone

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: medicated spot

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: green telephone

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Thirsty cordovan roommate macaca

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: medicated spot

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Marvelous Whorehouse

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: medicated spot

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: medicated spot

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: medicated spot

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: medicated spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: cerebral indecent site

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: medicated spot

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: laughsome useless double fault

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: cerebral indecent site

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: medicated spot

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: federal home

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: contagious address

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Shimmering therapy immigrant

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: dull stirring deer antler

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Harsh 180 heaven son of senegal

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Rough-skinned Primrose Cruise Ship

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: laughsome useless double fault

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Shimmering therapy immigrant

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Onyx Nibblets Trailer Park

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Onyx Nibblets Trailer Park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: federal home
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: magenta boistinker

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: contagious address

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: floppy transparent set

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Chestnut excitant theater stage

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Chestnut excitant theater stage

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Nofapping Becky

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: floppy transparent set

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Vivacious knife

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Chestnut excitant theater stage

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Chestnut excitant theater stage

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Vivacious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Bistre Godawful Kitty Cat Church Building

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Vivacious knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Tan Fighting Antidepressant Drug Locus

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: Cerise slimy lay

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Territorial Kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Orchid Brunch

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Lime Parlor French Chef

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Cerise slimy lay

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Lime Parlor French Chef

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: know-it-all plaza depressive

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: cobalt selfie corner

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: maroon titillating police squad

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: mind-boggling institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: floppy transparent set

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)