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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
Wow.
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
Drunken Outnumbered Site
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
green lascivious lodge
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
poppy mother
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
Zombie-like Geriatric Stead
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
Drunken Outnumbered Site
  09/11/07
whoa
Exciting At-the-ready Alpha Cuckold
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
Provocative death wish
  07/14/04
Over the line
big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
titillating stage ladyboy
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Supple brunch
  09/14/04
Oh my.
Spruce spot pozpig
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
Provocative death wish
  07/14/04
it's not.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
Spruce spot pozpig
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
Spruce spot pozpig
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
Spruce spot pozpig
  07/14/04
hot.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
Cerebral crystalline headpube jewess
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
know-it-all church hominid
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
dashing amber state
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
dashing amber state
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
dashing amber state
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Supple brunch
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
citrine hyperventilating point stock car
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
vengeful parlour
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
citrine hyperventilating point stock car
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
citrine hyperventilating point stock car
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
Provocative death wish
  07/14/04
Bullshit
Glittery frisky piazza
  10/11/04
180
seedy garrison
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
Zombie-like Geriatric Stead
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Nudist shrine
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Supple brunch
  09/14/04
bump
know-it-all church hominid
  07/15/04
yikes!
vengeful parlour
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Nudist shrine
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
fluffy theatre
  09/14/04
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Haunting Public Bath Mediation
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
vengeful parlour
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
Galvanic theater stage
  07/07/05
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Haunting Public Bath Mediation
  07/07/05
aye
aromatic umber travel guidebook crackhouse
  07/07/05
...
Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater Ceo
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
Puce boltzmann
  07/21/05
...
Hateful double fault persian
  08/26/05
...
Naked frum coffee pot principal's office
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
Aphrodisiac resort quadroon
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
passionate foreskin
  09/11/05
...
vengeful parlour
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
Motley sound barrier office
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Translucent appetizing forum legend
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
Motley sound barrier office
  12/02/05
still funny
Motley sound barrier office
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
Disrespectful hell
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
Motley sound barrier office
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
Motley sound barrier office
  01/16/06
...
Motley sound barrier office
  01/26/06
bump
domesticated tantric whorehouse
  01/28/06
...
Naked frum coffee pot principal's office
  01/29/06
...
razzmatazz house-broken boiling water
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
Motley sound barrier office
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
razzmatazz house-broken boiling water
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
Motley sound barrier office
  02/07/06
yup.
razzmatazz house-broken boiling water
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
razzmatazz house-broken boiling water
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
Motley sound barrier office
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  02/07/06
for slap!
Motley sound barrier office
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
Excitant elastic band patrolman
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
razzmatazz house-broken boiling water
  02/24/06
...
Motley sound barrier office
  03/01/06
...
Motley sound barrier office
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
Motley sound barrier office
  04/29/06
...
Motley sound barrier office
  05/25/06
ads?
Nudist shrine
  05/27/06
gaids?
Motley sound barrier office
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
Motley sound barrier office
  06/06/06
never gets old
Motley sound barrier office
  06/28/06
...
Motley sound barrier office
  07/10/06
For andrew.
crawly area gaming laptop
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
Motley sound barrier office
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
yapping depressive
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
crawly area gaming laptop
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
Motley sound barrier office
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
lake place of business affirmative action
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Iridescent histrionic market crotch
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Angry hospital
  09/10/06
hi
cheese-eating university candlestick maker
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
adventurous pontificating set therapy
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
curious cream nursing home
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
yapping depressive
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Angry hospital
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
mahogany sickened home
  02/01/07
...
mahogany sickened home
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
lake place of business affirmative action
  03/05/07
hello world
rose messiness hall
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Iridescent histrionic market crotch
  03/08/07
lolz
clear kitchen
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
glassy pit puppy
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
glassy pit puppy
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Concupiscible gay wizard
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
clear kitchen
  06/01/07
Canned.
arousing filthpig ticket booth
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
glassy pit puppy
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
glassy pit puppy
  07/02/07
...
arousing filthpig ticket booth
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
laughsome stubborn french chef lay
  07/10/07
...
arousing filthpig ticket booth
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
Awkward 180 Corner
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
Coiffed impertinent roast beef trump supporter
  09/11/07
...
Mentally Impaired Diverse Skinny Woman Gas Station
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
vengeful parlour
  09/11/07
lulz
Drunken Outnumbered Site
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
Coiffed impertinent roast beef trump supporter
  09/11/07
so?
Drunken Outnumbered Site
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
boyish library
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
Vivacious Sanctuary
  03/09/08
???
Fragrant associate
  05/24/08
...
Sable Plaza Halford
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
clear kitchen
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: Drunken Outnumbered Site

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: green lascivious lodge

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: poppy mother

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Geriatric Stead

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Drunken Outnumbered Site

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Exciting At-the-ready Alpha Cuckold

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Provocative death wish

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: titillating stage ladyboy

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Supple brunch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Spruce spot pozpig

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Provocative death wish

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: Spruce spot pozpig

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Spruce spot pozpig

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Spruce spot pozpig

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Cerebral crystalline headpube jewess

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: know-it-all church hominid

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: dashing amber state

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: dashing amber state

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: dashing amber state

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Supple brunch

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Peach Offensive Locale Indirect Expression

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: big-titted up-to-no-good sneaky criminal church building

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: citrine hyperventilating point stock car

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: citrine hyperventilating point stock car

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: citrine hyperventilating point stock car

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Provocative death wish

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: Glittery frisky piazza

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: seedy garrison

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like Geriatric Stead

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Nudist shrine

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Supple brunch

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: know-it-all church hominid

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Nudist shrine

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: fluffy theatre

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Haunting Public Bath Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: vengeful parlour

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Galvanic theater stage

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Haunting Public Bath Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: aromatic umber travel guidebook crackhouse

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Volcanic Crater Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Puce boltzmann

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Hateful double fault persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Naked frum coffee pot principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac resort quadroon

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: passionate foreskin

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: vengeful parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Translucent appetizing forum legend

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Disrespectful hell

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: domesticated tantric whorehouse

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Naked frum coffee pot principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken boiling water

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken boiling water

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken boiling water

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Excitant elastic band patrolman

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: razzmatazz house-broken boiling water

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Nudist shrine

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: Motley sound barrier office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: crawly area gaming laptop

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: yapping depressive

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: crawly area gaming laptop

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: Motley sound barrier office

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: lake place of business affirmative action

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic market crotch

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Angry hospital

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: cheese-eating university candlestick maker

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: adventurous pontificating set therapy

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: curious cream nursing home

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: yapping depressive

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Angry hospital

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: mahogany sickened home

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: mahogany sickened home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: lake place of business affirmative action
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: rose messiness hall

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Iridescent histrionic market crotch

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: clear kitchen

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: glassy pit puppy

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: glassy pit puppy

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible gay wizard

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: clear kitchen

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: arousing filthpig ticket booth

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: glassy pit puppy

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: glassy pit puppy

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: arousing filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: laughsome stubborn french chef lay

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: arousing filthpig ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Awkward 180 Corner

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: Coiffed impertinent roast beef trump supporter

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Diverse Skinny Woman Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: vengeful parlour

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Drunken Outnumbered Site

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Coiffed impertinent roast beef trump supporter

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Drunken Outnumbered Site

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: boyish library

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Sanctuary

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Fragrant associate

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Sable Plaza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: clear kitchen

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)