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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
Wow.
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
offensive canary school
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
magical judgmental orchestra pit blood rage
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
naked hominid garrison
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian
  09/11/07
whoa
Buff vengeful sandwich
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
spectacular fanboi
  07/14/04
Over the line
walnut goal in life point
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
provocative light ticket booth
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
plum private investor
  09/14/04
Oh my.
odious up-to-no-good elastic band
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
spectacular fanboi
  07/14/04
it's not.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
odious up-to-no-good elastic band
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
odious up-to-no-good elastic band
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
odious up-to-no-good elastic band
  07/14/04
hot.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
Boyish doobsian legend hall
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
Magenta gunner casino
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
primrose curious locale
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
primrose curious locale
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
primrose curious locale
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
walnut goal in life point
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
plum private investor
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
stirring parlor
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
walnut goal in life point
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
spectacular fanboi
  07/14/04
Bullshit
Aphrodisiac flickering wrinkle range
  10/11/04
180
galvanic set
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
naked hominid garrison
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
plum private investor
  09/14/04
bump
Magenta gunner casino
  07/15/04
yikes!
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
bearded theater stage police squad
  09/14/04
...
Hyperventilating forum ladyboy
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
costumed toaster mental disorder
  07/07/05
...
Hyperventilating forum ladyboy
  07/07/05
aye
lake trump supporter institution
  07/07/05
...
crystalline swashbuckling shrine
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
laughsome azure weed whacker
  07/21/05
...
Cheese-eating appetizing sneaky criminal roast beef
  08/26/05
...
red free-loading center
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
twinkling ceo
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
Concupiscible Theatre Cumskin
  09/11/05
...
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Motley Trailer Park Chad
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  12/02/05
still funny
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
Dull Supple University
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  01/16/06
...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  01/26/06
bump
lilac floppy stag film digit ratio
  01/28/06
...
red free-loading center
  01/29/06
...
Mustard hell
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
Mustard hell
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  02/07/06
yup.
Mustard hell
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
Mustard hell
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  02/07/06
for slap!
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
high-end meetinghouse goyim
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
Mustard hell
  02/24/06
...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  03/01/06
...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  04/29/06
...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  05/25/06
ads?
awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter
  05/27/06
gaids?
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  06/06/06
never gets old
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  06/28/06
...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  07/10/06
For andrew.
alcoholic idea he suggested
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
Gay big travel guidebook
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
alcoholic idea he suggested
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
Histrionic field
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
bright gas station place of business
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
ivory stead half-breed
  09/10/06
hi
Bipolar Jet Pocket Flask
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Know-it-all cruise ship sex offender
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
glittery indigo nowag parlour
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
Gay big travel guidebook
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
ivory stead half-breed
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
Tantric green mediation native
  02/01/07
...
Tantric green mediation native
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
Histrionic field
  03/05/07
hello world
thriller piazza circlehead
  03/07/07
WGWAG
bright gas station place of business
  03/08/07
lolz
Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
Slippery Abnormal Space
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
Slippery Abnormal Space
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
lascivious station partner
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting
  06/01/07
Canned.
Puce mother lodge
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
Slippery Abnormal Space
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
Slippery Abnormal Space
  07/02/07
...
Puce mother lodge
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
Hot tattoo
  07/10/07
...
Puce mother lodge
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
razzmatazz amethyst address doctorate
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
grizzly factory reset button
  09/11/07
...
Arrogant greedy house
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
shivering sweet tailpipe dragon
  09/11/07
lulz
vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
grizzly factory reset button
  09/11/07
so?
vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
Passionate Background Story Juggernaut
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
Vivacious heaven old irish cottage
  03/09/08
???
Ruby Principal's Office
  05/24/08
...
Comical jade resort pozpig
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: offensive canary school

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: stirring parlor

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: magical judgmental orchestra pit blood rage

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: naked hominid garrison

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Buff vengeful sandwich

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: walnut goal in life point

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: provocative light ticket booth

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: plum private investor

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: odious up-to-no-good elastic band

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: stirring parlor

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: stirring parlor

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: odious up-to-no-good elastic band

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: stirring parlor

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: odious up-to-no-good elastic band

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: stirring parlor

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: odious up-to-no-good elastic band

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: stirring parlor

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Boyish doobsian legend hall

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: stirring parlor

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: Magenta gunner casino

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: primrose curious locale

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: primrose curious locale

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: stirring parlor

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: primrose curious locale

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: stirring parlor

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: walnut goal in life point

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: plum private investor

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: stirring parlor

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: walnut goal in life point

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Turquoise alcoholic ape pisswyrm

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: spectacular fanboi

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac flickering wrinkle range

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: galvanic set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: naked hominid garrison

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: plum private investor

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: Magenta gunner casino

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: bearded theater stage police squad

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Hyperventilating forum ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: costumed toaster mental disorder

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating forum ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: lake trump supporter institution

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: crystalline swashbuckling shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: laughsome azure weed whacker

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Cheese-eating appetizing sneaky criminal roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: red free-loading center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: twinkling ceo

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: Concupiscible Theatre Cumskin

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Motley Trailer Park Chad

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: Dull Supple University

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: lilac floppy stag film digit ratio

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: red free-loading center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: Mustard hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: Mustard hell

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Mustard hell

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: Mustard hell

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: high-end meetinghouse goyim

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Mustard hell

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: awkward scarlet sanctuary faggot firefighter

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: alcoholic idea he suggested

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Gay big travel guidebook

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: alcoholic idea he suggested

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: slap-happy 180 plaza kitty cat

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Histrionic field

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: bright gas station place of business

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: ivory stead half-breed

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Bipolar Jet Pocket Flask

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Know-it-all cruise ship sex offender

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: glittery indigo nowag parlour

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: Gay big travel guidebook

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: ivory stead half-breed

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Tantric green mediation native

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Tantric green mediation native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: Histrionic field
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: thriller piazza circlehead

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: bright gas station place of business

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Slippery Abnormal Space

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Slippery Abnormal Space

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: lascivious station partner

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Puce mother lodge

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Slippery Abnormal Space

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Slippery Abnormal Space

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Puce mother lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Hot tattoo

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Puce mother lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: razzmatazz amethyst address doctorate

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: grizzly factory reset button

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Arrogant greedy house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: shivering sweet tailpipe dragon

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: grizzly factory reset button

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: vibrant mad-dog skullcap persian

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: Passionate Background Story Juggernaut

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: Vivacious heaven old irish cottage

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Ruby Principal's Office

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Comical jade resort pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: Bull Headed Site Famous Landscape Painting

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)