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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
Wow.
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
effete meetinghouse
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
Laughsome Parlour Coffee Pot
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
galvanic house
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky
  09/11/07
whoa
Vibrant Place Of Business
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
red new version
  07/14/04
Over the line
beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
Diverse state
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Aggressive sick brunch
  09/14/04
Oh my.
stubborn idea he suggested stage
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
red new version
  07/14/04
it's not.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
stubborn idea he suggested stage
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
stubborn idea he suggested stage
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
stubborn idea he suggested stage
  07/14/04
hot.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
Dark exciting office
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
Magical saffron sound barrier
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
mauve passionate water buffalo
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
mauve passionate water buffalo
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
mauve passionate water buffalo
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Aggressive sick brunch
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
Filthy white prole hospital
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
cobalt cumskin
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
Citrine corner
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
red new version
  07/14/04
Bullshit
180 chad
  10/11/04
180
Startling Crotch Trailer Park
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
galvanic house
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
bespoke elite private investor
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Aggressive sick brunch
  09/14/04
bump
Magical saffron sound barrier
  07/15/04
yikes!
cobalt cumskin
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
bespoke elite private investor
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
slimy principal's office
  09/14/04
...
Spruce appetizing abode
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
cobalt cumskin
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
Aqua Multi-billionaire
  07/07/05
...
Spruce appetizing abode
  07/07/05
aye
Slap-happy big fat ankles
  07/07/05
...
Sickened Box Office Striped Hyena
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
sadistic dead piazza turdskin
  07/21/05
...
Odious Mentally Impaired Codepig Den
  08/26/05
...
abusive boyish marketing idea church building
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
arousing sanctuary
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
outnumbered harsh black woman
  09/11/05
...
cobalt cumskin
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
green heaven
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
walnut locus
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
green heaven
  12/02/05
still funny
green heaven
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
self-centered tantric home sandwich
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
green heaven
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
green heaven
  01/16/06
...
green heaven
  01/26/06
bump
maroon nighttime tattoo school
  01/28/06
...
abusive boyish marketing idea church building
  01/29/06
...
supple theater newt
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
green heaven
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
supple theater newt
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
green heaven
  02/07/06
yup.
supple theater newt
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
Citrine corner
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
supple theater newt
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
green heaven
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
Citrine corner
  02/07/06
for slap!
green heaven
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
Citrine corner
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
supple theater newt
  02/24/06
...
green heaven
  03/01/06
...
green heaven
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
green heaven
  04/29/06
...
green heaven
  05/25/06
ads?
bespoke elite private investor
  05/27/06
gaids?
green heaven
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
green heaven
  06/06/06
never gets old
green heaven
  06/28/06
...
green heaven
  07/10/06
For andrew.
Gay Costumed Really Tough Guy Degenerate
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
green heaven
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
Lime electric trump supporter
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
Gay Costumed Really Tough Guy Degenerate
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
green heaven
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
Irate demanding mad cow disease menage
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Bat shit crazy wrinkle foreskin
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
Lavender talented antidepressant drug community account
  09/10/06
hi
kink-friendly school cafeteria
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
Indecent Locale Messiness
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Drab adventurous candlestick maker legal warrant
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
Lime electric trump supporter
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
Lavender talented antidepressant drug community account
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
Spectacular Nofapping Space Factory Reset Button
  02/01/07
...
Spectacular Nofapping Space Factory Reset Button
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
Irate demanding mad cow disease menage
  03/05/07
hello world
Deep police squad public bath
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Bat shit crazy wrinkle foreskin
  03/08/07
lolz
aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
Ivory Mind-boggling Bbw
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home
  06/01/07
Canned.
Vigorous hot kitty cat incel
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater
  07/02/07
...
Vigorous hot kitty cat incel
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
Motley opaque toilet seat
  07/10/07
...
Vigorous hot kitty cat incel
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
Hateful hairraiser preventive strike ratface
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
Mahogany Provocative Forum
  09/11/07
...
tripping geriatric property friendly grandma
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
cobalt cumskin
  09/11/07
lulz
crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
Mahogany Provocative Forum
  09/11/07
so?
crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
Stirring dog poop garrison
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
Disrespectful parlor halford
  03/09/08
???
dun submissive senate
  05/24/08
...
lascivious maize base dragon
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Citrine corner

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: effete meetinghouse

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: Citrine corner

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome Parlour Coffee Pot

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: galvanic house

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: Vibrant Place Of Business

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: red new version

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Diverse state

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Aggressive sick brunch

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: stubborn idea he suggested stage

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: red new version

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: stubborn idea he suggested stage

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: stubborn idea he suggested stage

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: stubborn idea he suggested stage

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Dark exciting office

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: Magical saffron sound barrier

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: mauve passionate water buffalo

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Citrine corner

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: mauve passionate water buffalo

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: Citrine corner

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: mauve passionate water buffalo

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Aggressive sick brunch

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Filthy white prole hospital

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: beady-eyed primrose wagecucks cruise ship

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Citrine corner

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: Citrine corner

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: Citrine corner

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: Citrine corner

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: thriller apoplectic bawdyhouse karate

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: Citrine corner

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: red new version

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: 180 chad

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: Startling Crotch Trailer Park

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: galvanic house

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: bespoke elite private investor

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Aggressive sick brunch

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: Magical saffron sound barrier

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: bespoke elite private investor

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: slimy principal's office

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Aqua Multi-billionaire

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: Spruce appetizing abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Slap-happy big fat ankles

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: Sickened Box Office Striped Hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: sadistic dead piazza turdskin

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: Odious Mentally Impaired Codepig Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: abusive boyish marketing idea church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: arousing sanctuary

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: outnumbered harsh black woman

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: cobalt cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: green heaven

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: walnut locus

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: green heaven

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: green heaven

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: self-centered tantric home sandwich

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: green heaven

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: green heaven

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: maroon nighttime tattoo school

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: abusive boyish marketing idea church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: supple theater newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: green heaven

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: supple theater newt

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: green heaven

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: supple theater newt

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Citrine corner

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: supple theater newt

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: green heaven

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Citrine corner

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: green heaven

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Citrine corner

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: supple theater newt

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: green heaven

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: bespoke elite private investor

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: green heaven

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: green heaven

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: green heaven

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: green heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: Gay Costumed Really Tough Guy Degenerate

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: green heaven

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Lime electric trump supporter

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: Gay Costumed Really Tough Guy Degenerate

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: green heaven

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Irate demanding mad cow disease menage

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wrinkle foreskin

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: Lavender talented antidepressant drug community account

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: kink-friendly school cafeteria

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: Indecent Locale Messiness

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Drab adventurous candlestick maker legal warrant

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: Lime electric trump supporter

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: Lavender talented antidepressant drug community account

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Spectacular Nofapping Space Factory Reset Button

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Spectacular Nofapping Space Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: Irate demanding mad cow disease menage
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Deep police squad public bath

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy wrinkle foreskin

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: Ivory Mind-boggling Bbw

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Vigorous hot kitty cat incel

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: misunderstood jade feces volcanic crater

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Vigorous hot kitty cat incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Motley opaque toilet seat

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Vigorous hot kitty cat incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Hateful hairraiser preventive strike ratface

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Forum

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: tripping geriatric property friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: cobalt cumskin

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Mahogany Provocative Forum

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: crystalline well-lubricated step-uncle's house becky

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: Stirring dog poop garrison

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: Disrespectful parlor halford

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: dun submissive senate

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: lascivious maize base dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: aphrodisiac avocado pozpig nursing home

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)