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Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom To...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
Wow.
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
This was pretty funny actually.
Black aromatic site
  09/11/07
too wrong. 120
indigo tanning salon death wish
  07/14/04
Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.
navy market
  07/14/04
This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belo...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
That's fucking hilarious
Stirring demanding jap
  07/14/04
that is pretty damn funny.
Vigorous menage
  07/14/04
That's what makes it awesome
Black aromatic site
  09/11/07
whoa
fighting zombie-like ratface
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHA.
Self-centered station gay wizard
  07/14/04
Over the line
Fragrant plaza goyim
  07/14/04
Yikes... terrible.
Aquamarine nibblets
  07/14/04
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena
  09/14/04
Oh my.
blue stubborn mad cow disease
  07/14/04
you look like you play soccer. true?
navy market
  07/14/04
Nice pickup.
Self-centered station gay wizard
  07/14/04
it's not.
navy market
  07/14/04
Yes, this is true.
blue stubborn mad cow disease
  07/14/04
i knew it. i don't know why.
navy market
  07/14/04
Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about so...
blue stubborn mad cow disease
  07/14/04
does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?
navy market
  07/14/04
Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.
blue stubborn mad cow disease
  07/14/04
hot.
navy market
  07/14/04
Thank you, Thank you...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
You're a fucking asshole.
Elite Whorehouse Codepig
  07/14/04
correct. and hawaiian.
navy market
  07/14/04
nice, asshole
outnumbered mint house toaster
  07/19/04
Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fuc...
sticky silver personal credit line telephone
  07/14/04
I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make t...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the...
sticky silver personal credit line telephone
  07/14/04
Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. E...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as makin...
navy market
  07/14/04
There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber ...
sticky silver personal credit line telephone
  07/14/04
But those are all hilarious.
navy market
  07/14/04
yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all t...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither a...
Fragrant plaza goyim
  07/14/04
that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense o...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
180. And correct.
Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena
  09/14/04
dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes. ...
navy market
  07/14/04
It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't t...
Fragrant plaza goyim
  07/14/04
I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all...
Provocative unholy messiness round eye
  07/14/04
exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
fair enough, it is funny though.
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and ...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/14/04
Oh you did.
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it ofte...
Provocative unholy messiness round eye
  07/14/04
yea we noticed, good for you.
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything h...
Provocative unholy messiness round eye
  07/14/04
*golf clap*
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  07/14/04
I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said her...
Self-centered station gay wizard
  07/14/04
Bullshit
mildly autistic property
  10/11/04
180
concupiscible parlour
  07/14/04
YES! All Hail Zoidberg!
Vigorous menage
  07/14/04
wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.
Umber Base
  07/14/04
Oh get over it you fucking pussy.
Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena
  09/14/04
bump
outnumbered mint house toaster
  07/15/04
yikes!
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  08/05/04
this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back...
Umber Base
  08/05/04
post 9-11 bump
Nofapping dilemma sandwich
  09/14/04
...
ivory mediation bawdyhouse
  05/23/05
has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  07/05/05
it was ok the day after. good work.
cerebral associate location
  07/07/05
...
ivory mediation bawdyhouse
  07/07/05
aye
Lilac candlestick maker
  07/07/05
...
bat shit crazy supple locale immigrant
  07/21/05
best worst thread ever.
diverse ebony idiot business firm
  07/21/05
...
dull aphrodisiac hospital
  08/26/05
...
Contagious son of senegal
  09/11/05
This thread was sweet!
offensive new version people who are hurt
  09/11/05
Fecking brilliant!
Charismatic hell love of her life
  09/11/05
...
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  09/26/05
bump for the cops
irate boyish den
  12/02/05
Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.
Cracking Theater Stage
  12/02/05
At least we'll be well-fed.
irate boyish den
  12/02/05
still funny
irate boyish den
  01/06/06
i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me wh...
purple bisexual church patrolman
  01/06/06
"breaking point" is good too
irate boyish den
  01/06/06
This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "h...
irate boyish den
  01/16/06
...
irate boyish den
  01/26/06
bump
burgundy stage elastic band
  01/28/06
...
Contagious son of senegal
  01/29/06
...
Hilarious institution becky
  02/07/06
Slap really douches out here.
irate boyish den
  02/07/06
I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "...
Hilarious institution becky
  02/07/06
I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.
irate boyish den
  02/07/06
yup.
Hilarious institution becky
  02/07/06
If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just u...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  02/07/06
Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.
Hilarious institution becky
  02/07/06
" I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn'...
irate boyish den
  02/07/06
Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  02/07/06
for slap!
irate boyish den
  05/17/06
I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctl...
Primrose international law enforcement agency
  05/17/06
Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.
Hilarious institution becky
  02/24/06
...
irate boyish den
  03/01/06
...
irate boyish den
  03/24/06
Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to b...
irate boyish den
  04/29/06
...
irate boyish den
  05/25/06
ads?
Umber Base
  05/27/06
gaids?
irate boyish den
  06/04/06
Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!
irate boyish den
  06/06/06
never gets old
irate boyish den
  06/28/06
...
irate boyish den
  07/10/06
For andrew.
mauve big trailer park
  07/20/06
I was going to bump with the exact same message. Thanks a...
irate boyish den
  07/20/06
*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*
Electric Public Bath Bbw
  07/20/06
A++++++++++
mauve big trailer park
  07/20/06
his lower colon? seriously, do practicing teh homos have ...
irate boyish den
  07/20/06
i didn't know earl is johnny damon now
Laughsome frozen digit ratio
  08/22/06
Bump for relevancy sake
Hyperventilating milk university
  09/05/06
check out the article on msn today
arrogant appetizing sanctuary deer antler
  09/10/06
hi
Sadistic senate
  09/10/06
bump for the patriots
saffron trip stead place of business
  09/11/06
The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to ...
Comical adulterous pozpig
  10/11/06
You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hel...
Electric Public Bath Bbw
  10/11/06
bump for feeling offensive this evening
arrogant appetizing sanctuary deer antler
  12/20/06
Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?
Marvelous indian lodge generalized bond
  02/01/07
...
Marvelous indian lodge generalized bond
  03/01/07
hi hit piece authors
Laughsome frozen digit ratio
  03/05/07
hello world
Dark exciting temple
  03/07/07
WGWAG
Hyperventilating milk university
  03/08/07
lolz
galvanic lodge
  06/01/07
Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.
Soul-stirring yapping set
  06/01/07
Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began ...
Soul-stirring yapping set
  06/01/07
http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&...
bateful balding forum preventive strike
  06/01/07
Victim of xoxo?
galvanic lodge
  06/01/07
Canned.
Insanely creepy thriller garrison
  07/10/07
He summered there in 2005. http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com...
Soul-stirring yapping set
  06/01/07
God, what a bastard he is.
Soul-stirring yapping set
  07/02/07
...
Insanely creepy thriller garrison
  07/10/07
This is a great thread. We need some moderators to ban an...
fluffy lascivious indirect expression
  07/10/07
...
Insanely creepy thriller garrison
  07/10/07
This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to...
chartreuse clown
  07/10/07
Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.
lavender stag film
  09/11/07
...
Floppy slap-happy hall athletic conference
  07/27/07
NEVAR FORGET!
Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon
  09/11/07
lulz
Black aromatic site
  09/11/07
Earl is Brandon Chock.
lavender stag film
  09/11/07
so?
Black aromatic site
  09/11/07
oh SNAP
razzmatazz bistre quadroon brunch
  03/09/08
I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still ha...
odious goal in life kitty cat
  03/09/08
???
Naked orchid boiling water
  05/24/08
...
Cobalt Locus Organic Girlfriend
  04/04/08
I <3 Earl.
galvanic lodge
  09/11/08


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Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

Larry Silverstein needs some underwriters for the Freedom Tower, and they are undermanned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961956)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:10 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961960)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: Black aromatic site

This was pretty funny actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627195)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: indigo tanning salon death wish

too wrong. 120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961967)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: navy market

Holy hell. This is the worst post I've seen. Ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:33 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

This is pretty bad, but not the worst. That distinction belongs to somebody who, after the Yanks beat the Sox in game 7 of the ALCS, posted that Boston fans shouldn't feel too bad because NYC got its clock cleaned on Sept. 11th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962166)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Stirring demanding jap

That's fucking hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962221)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous menage

that is pretty damn funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:52 AM
Author: Black aromatic site

That's what makes it awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627196)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:13 PM
Author: fighting zombie-like ratface

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961983)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Self-centered station gay wizard

HAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961985)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: Fragrant plaza goyim

Over the line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961999)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Aquamarine nibblets

Yikes... terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962116)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334467)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 PM
Author: blue stubborn mad cow disease

Oh my.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961969)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:12 PM
Author: navy market

you look like you play soccer. true?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961978)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:14 PM
Author: Self-centered station gay wizard

Nice pickup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961992)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:15 PM
Author: navy market

it's not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#961998)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:30 PM
Author: blue stubborn mad cow disease

Yes, this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962135)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: navy market

i knew it. i don't know why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962141)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: blue stubborn mad cow disease

Good guess, I suppose. I'm not sure if I've talked about soccer much on this board, if at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962151)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:32 PM
Author: navy market

does that mean you have big, jacked thighs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962160)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: blue stubborn mad cow disease

Yes. Monsterous and cellulite-ridden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962200)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: navy market

hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962216)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:27 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

Thank you, Thank you...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: Elite Whorehouse Codepig

You're a fucking asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962137)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:31 PM
Author: navy market

correct. and hawaiian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962146)





Date: July 19th, 2004 1:58 PM
Author: outnumbered mint house toaster

nice, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#998854)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:34 PM
Author: sticky silver personal credit line telephone

Funny how 9/11 is the only taboo subject on this board. Fucking hypocrites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962184)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:36 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962217)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:38 PM
Author: sticky silver personal credit line telephone

True. You just never see this kind of outrage on any of the many equally despicable threads about other topics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962237)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:39 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

Yea, but probably because most are removed from the joke. Everybody still has a very real and visceral sense of that day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962245)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:40 PM
Author: navy market

FYI, racism/sexism/etc are not nearly as despicable as making fun of 3,000 people who were incinerated, ground to a pulp between concrete and/or fell hundreds of feet to their deaths.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962263)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: sticky silver personal credit line telephone

There have been plenty of Holocaust/Iraq war/suicide bomber jokes thrown around here, in addition to the things Earl mentions below.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962313)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:47 PM
Author: navy market

But those are all hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962352)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:44 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

yes but we make fun of slavery, aids and the holocaust all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962320)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Fragrant plaza goyim

I don't think any of those jokes are funny either. neither are the dead baby ones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962359)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

that is because you are a prude and a female-thus no sense of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962386)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena

180.

And correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334469)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:50 PM
Author: navy market

dead baby jokes are completely tame compared to 9/11 jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962394)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Fragrant plaza goyim

It's not that I find them all that offensive. I just don't think they are funny. They are just shocking. Not even that shocking. Trying to be shocking and failing = not very funny.

The 911 joke, aids jokes and so on are just in poor taste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962431)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:37 PM
Author: Provocative unholy messiness round eye

I laughed. I couldn't help myself. I'm getting tired of all the "No joking about 9/11." I can find humor in anything, it's just the way I am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962227)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:43 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

exactly, if we can anonymously make fun of AIDS, retardation, murdering children, Jim Jones Suicide, Ronald Reagan and the Holocaust, then nothing should be off limits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962307)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

No ones setting limits, others just didn't find it funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962326)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:49 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

fair enough, it is funny though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962378)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:52 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

The premise is sort of funny, it just hits close to home for everybody unlike other jokes that only isolate a certain group or person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962420)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:58 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

well it seemed the point of these jokes was to be funny and over the line, and I feel I suceeded.

w00t.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962501)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:01 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

Oh you did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962533)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:45 PM
Author: Provocative unholy messiness round eye

I don't anonymously make fun of Ronald Reagan. I did it often and loudly with my face exposed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962328)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:46 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

yea we noticed, good for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962343)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:48 PM
Author: Provocative unholy messiness round eye

Unlike a lot of people on this board, I don't say anything here that I don't have the cojones to say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962373)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:51 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

*golf clap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962409)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:53 PM
Author: Self-centered station gay wizard

I'm very nice in person. However, there's nothing I said here that I wouldn't say in public.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962428)





Date: October 11th, 2004 7:05 PM
Author: mildly autistic property

Bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1471827)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:50 PM
Author: concupiscible parlour

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962927)





Date: July 14th, 2004 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous menage

YES!

All Hail Zoidberg!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#962977)





Date: July 14th, 2004 6:29 PM
Author: Umber Base

wow. this thread is so offensive it makes my head spin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#963142)





Date: September 14th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Costumed house-broken piazza striped hyena

Oh get over it you fucking pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334471)





Date: July 15th, 2004 4:02 PM
Author: outnumbered mint house toaster

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#971088)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

yikes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124759)





Date: August 5th, 2004 4:35 PM
Author: Umber Base

this is undoubtedly the king (tyrant king) of all "back" threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1124841)





Date: September 14th, 2004 1:23 AM
Author: Nofapping dilemma sandwich

post 9-11 bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#1334214)





Date: May 23rd, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: ivory mediation bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#2842948)





Date: July 5th, 2005 11:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

has it been long enough to make jokes like this yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3201174)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: cerebral associate location

it was ok the day after.

good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216189)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:15 PM
Author: ivory mediation bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216093)





Date: July 7th, 2005 4:20 PM
Author: Lilac candlestick maker

aye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3216150)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: bat shit crazy supple locale immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374040)





Date: July 21st, 2005 11:55 PM
Author: diverse ebony idiot business firm

best worst thread ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3374041)





Date: August 26th, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: dull aphrodisiac hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3684824)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Contagious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795631)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:14 AM
Author: offensive new version people who are hurt

This thread was sweet!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795642)





Date: September 11th, 2005 4:29 AM
Author: Charismatic hell love of her life

Fecking brilliant!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3795693)





Date: September 26th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#3912864)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:53 PM
Author: irate boyish den

bump for the cops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442722)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:54 PM
Author: Cracking Theater Stage

Enjoy your next life as a bacterium in Star Jones' colon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442732)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 5:55 PM
Author: irate boyish den

At least we'll be well-fed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4442739)





Date: January 6th, 2006 9:17 AM
Author: irate boyish den

still funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748253)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:14 AM
Author: purple bisexual church patrolman

i point to this in te auchwitz threads when people ask me what i like about this board. the true greatness of this one is that the first post is even funnier than the thread title (whereas auchwitz and africa/prok chops are the most brilliant thread titles of all time).

there's actually a decent-sized volume of humor to be compiled from this site. GTO should consider doing something like that - a book targeted at law students, with the idea that it eventually becomes something like a competitor to the onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748419)





Date: January 6th, 2006 10:15 AM
Author: irate boyish den

"breaking point" is good too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4748422)





Date: January 16th, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: irate boyish den

This is not just appropriate, it's everything that a "hey xxxx" thread should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4836119)





Date: January 26th, 2006 3:38 PM
Author: irate boyish den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4914139)





Date: January 28th, 2006 6:16 PM
Author: burgundy stage elastic band

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4931742)





Date: January 29th, 2006 10:48 PM
Author: Contagious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#4942304)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:27 PM
Author: Hilarious institution becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020254)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:30 PM
Author: irate boyish den

Slap really douches out here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020276)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:31 PM
Author: Hilarious institution becky

I noticed that. What's his backstory... why's this so "wrong" to him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020286)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: irate boyish den

I'm not entirely sure. He's usually awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020293)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:32 PM
Author: Hilarious institution becky

yup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020296)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:38 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

If I remember correctly, I did think it was funny...I just understood why others thought it was horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020351)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:39 PM
Author: Hilarious institution becky

Oh, ok. Much better. Carry on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020366)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:44 PM
Author: irate boyish den

"

I sort of, barely, agree with this...but that doesn't make the joke any better.

"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020420)





Date: February 7th, 2006 2:46 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

Hmm...got me there. I must've been in a bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5020434)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:53 PM
Author: irate boyish den

for slap!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805806)





Date: May 17th, 2006 11:54 PM
Author: Primrose international law enforcement agency

I still can't explain my above reaction, because I distinctly remember laughing about it after the fact. Oh well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5805820)





Date: February 24th, 2006 8:15 AM
Author: Hilarious institution becky

Bump for the "9/11 humor is in now?" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5172323)





Date: March 1st, 2006 4:54 PM
Author: irate boyish den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5218717)





Date: March 24th, 2006 11:04 PM
Author: irate boyish den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5419777)





Date: April 29th, 2006 8:34 AM
Author: irate boyish den

Those bastards from United 93 couldn't even be bothered to be converted into high grade fertilizer. What selfish assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5679429)





Date: May 25th, 2006 10:49 PM
Author: irate boyish den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5855554)





Date: May 27th, 2006 11:36 PM
Author: Umber Base

ads?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5867179)





Date: June 4th, 2006 2:59 PM
Author: irate boyish den

gaids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5907154)





Date: June 6th, 2006 1:22 PM
Author: irate boyish den

Thank goodness the Japanese bombed Normandy 62 years ago!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#5922604)





Date: June 28th, 2006 9:14 PM
Author: irate boyish den

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6097553)





Date: July 10th, 2006 6:32 PM
Author: irate boyish den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6180620)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: mauve big trailer park

For andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256583)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: irate boyish den

I was going to bump with the exact same message.

Thanks again, Earl!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256591)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:48 AM
Author: Electric Public Bath Bbw

*flies plane into Andrew's sense of morality*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256602)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:53 AM
Author: mauve big trailer park

A++++++++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256646)





Date: July 20th, 2006 11:54 AM
Author: irate boyish den

his lower colon?

seriously, do practicing teh homos have any sense of morality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6256664)





Date: August 22nd, 2006 11:37 PM
Author: Laughsome frozen digit ratio

i didn't know earl is johnny damon now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6487266)





Date: September 5th, 2006 5:59 PM
Author: Hyperventilating milk university

Bump for relevancy sake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6562603)





Date: September 10th, 2006 10:42 AM
Author: arrogant appetizing sanctuary deer antler

check out the article on msn today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589098)





Date: September 10th, 2006 1:52 PM
Author: Sadistic senate

hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6589634)





Date: September 11th, 2006 12:15 AM
Author: saffron trip stead place of business

bump for the patriots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6593171)





Date: October 11th, 2006 9:40 AM
Author: Comical adulterous pozpig

The post that bumped Earl up to first class on the train to hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6767437)





Date: October 11th, 2006 8:15 PM
Author: Electric Public Bath Bbw

You mean first class on the plane flown by Cory Lidle to hell. ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#6770926)





Date: December 20th, 2006 8:22 PM
Author: arrogant appetizing sanctuary deer antler

bump for feeling offensive this evening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7268844)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge generalized bond

Can you believe what some people found offensive back then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7525857)





Date: March 1st, 2007 9:32 AM
Author: Marvelous indian lodge generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7690262)





Date: March 5th, 2007 9:34 PM
Author: Laughsome frozen digit ratio
Subject: hi hit piece authors

Yellow journalism is a pejorative reference to journalism that features scandal-mongering, sensationalism, jingoism or other unethical or unprofessional practices by news media organizations or individual journalists.

The term originated during the circulation battles between Joseph Pulitzer's New York World and William Randolph Hearst's New York Journal from 1895 to about 1898, and can refer specifically to this period. Both papers were accused by critics of sensationalizing the news in order to drive up circulation, although the newspapers did serious reporting as well. The New York Press coined the term "Yellow Journalism" in early 1897 to describe the papers of Pulitzer and Hearst. The newspaper did not define the term, and in 1898 simply elaborated, "We called them Yellow because they are Yellow."[1]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7713838)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:32 AM
Author: Dark exciting temple

hello world

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7720810)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Hyperventilating milk university

WGWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#7726353)





Date: June 1st, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: galvanic lodge

lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8196833)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:16 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping set

Earl is Brandon Chock of LATHAM & WATKINS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197420)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping set

Earl (The Smooth) Manismooth, the original poster who began this thread, is at Latham & Watkins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197422)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: bateful balding forum preventive strike

http://www.lw.com/Attorneys.aspx?page=AttorneySearchResults&searchText=Brandon+Chock&attorneySearchMode=name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197439)





Date: June 1st, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

Victim of xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197444)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Insanely creepy thriller garrison

Canned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361228)





Date: June 1st, 2007 3:41 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping set

He summered there in 2005.

http://www.jpmorganchasecc.com/results.php?city_id=6&type=topmale&year=2005



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8197694)





Date: July 2nd, 2007 4:37 PM
Author: Soul-stirring yapping set

God, what a bastard he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8327465)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: Insanely creepy thriller garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361223)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: fluffy lascivious indirect expression

This is a great thread.

We need some moderators to ban annoying spammers like that annoying faggot who keeps posting Earl's name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361231)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Insanely creepy thriller garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361243)





Date: July 10th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: chartreuse clown

This is a horrible thread, and I now know why people want to out this guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8361271)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:03 AM
Author: lavender stag film

Brandon Chock is Earl, the guy who started this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626963)





Date: July 27th, 2007 4:10 PM
Author: Floppy slap-happy hall athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8441979)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:46 AM
Author: Ultramarine Very Tactful Lay Dragon

NEVAR FORGET!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8626783)





Date: September 11th, 2007 10:44 AM
Author: Black aromatic site

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627177)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: lavender stag film

Earl is Brandon Chock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627253)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Black aromatic site

so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#8627264)





Date: March 9th, 2008 12:46 AM
Author: razzmatazz bistre quadroon brunch

oh SNAP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9451557)





Date: March 9th, 2008 4:50 PM
Author: odious goal in life kitty cat

I went to a couple of their funerals while you were still handing out leis at the airport, you ungrateful AA bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9453707)





Date: May 24th, 2008 8:32 PM
Author: Naked orchid boiling water

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9824179)





Date: April 4th, 2008 2:38 AM
Author: Cobalt Locus Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#9576422)





Date: September 11th, 2008 9:48 AM
Author: galvanic lodge

I <3 Earl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59541&forum_id=2#10148420)