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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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explain please.
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you need to write a book or something
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I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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Explain your insult.
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your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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(Calls out flame in one of my threads)
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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Lmao Oh what a poast!
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i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932115)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: Passionate Dragon Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775908)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling institution friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775912)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:46 PM
Author: Zombie-like spot travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775920)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
Author: fear-inspiring center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775923)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20777231)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778032)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Flatulent alpha sneaky criminal

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Flatulent alpha sneaky criminal

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803298)



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20992004)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845690)



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32515133)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: mewling chartreuse wrinkle

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: Vivacious Balding Idea He Suggested French Chef

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778641)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780079)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: 180 canary theater stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407674)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: 180 canary theater stage mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407677)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: sticky reading party



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: translucent gas station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778653)



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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
Author: hyperactive federal sound barrier



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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: translucent gas station



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788045)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: hairraiser pisswyrm

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788070)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788774)



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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
Author: disgusting coffee pot

this one is my favorite image

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21447691)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: House-broken masturbator shrine

tired flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788075)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788336)



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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20794980)



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Magenta hall feces

(jjc)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192189)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
Author: Flickering honey-headed persian

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136974)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: metal senate

jfc JJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136985)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Azure Learning Disabled Theater Legend

lol jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137144)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian State

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802537)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Thriller abusive nowag hunting ground

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802605)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: cyan dilemma marketing idea

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: metal senate



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: excitant sweet tailpipe temple

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803367)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: splenetic mind-boggling ape

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803406)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: floppy sanctuary jewess

I spit out my night casein shake

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803469)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: Copper stock car



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: Racy tantric mood deer antler

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Shimmering pervert

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: Beady-eyed party of the first part



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: Erotic step-uncle's house

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: olive frozen toaster

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: translucent gas station



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: Diverse casino death wish



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: multi-colored market place of business



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: galvanic property

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Ocher Plaza Gunner



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Bronze marvelous giraffe house

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Magenta hall feces



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: disgusting coffee pot



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Gaped fantasy-prone base

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Rusted fragrant affirmative action boistinker

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: Stimulating topaz puppy

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: translucent gas station

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: supple scourge upon the earth



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Lavender round eye brethren

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: Bipolar lascivious church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: translucent gas station

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: Self-centered legal warrant skinny woman

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: boyish piazza voyeur



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: sticky reading party

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: pungent histrionic keepsake machete stage

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Snowy Aphrodisiac Mother National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: translucent gas station

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: Clear community account

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: Cerise fat ankles lodge

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Nofapping Exciting Kitty Cat



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Saffron brunch



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: Talented rough-skinned school cafeteria

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Saffron brunch

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: walnut trip hairy legs whorehouse

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: translucent gas station



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: haunting nudist internal respiration

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Chestnut range electric furnace



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Gaped fantasy-prone base

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: translucent gas station



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: metal senate



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Plum set philosopher-king

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Motley location gaming laptop



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: mauve therapy yarmulke



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: translucent gas station

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Smoky arousing office

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: twinkling vigorous abode mad cow disease



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: Chestnut range electric furnace



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Smoky arousing office



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Flickering honey-headed persian

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: slippery genital piercing partner



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: metal senate



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: ultramarine electric university

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: Citrine cracking ticket booth kitty



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: Citrine cracking ticket booth kitty



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: Citrine cracking ticket booth kitty



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: charismatic pink orchestra pit personal credit line



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