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Friday was "go to work with brother" day; went with HBS bro

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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:41 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

FML. So he's a year younger than me. He finished up HBS and is now living the fuckin life. So we get a car service to his work and we meet another three dudes in front of the building. They all look a little hung over.

We go inside and their spirit seems lifted. "Another day at work bros," one exclaimed. A small smile appeared on each one of their faced.

Above the door, there was a sign that said "Don't bring yo' girl' round here." They each tapped it as we walked in. Sort of like the signs in a hockey locker room. But the sign was set high enough where only a 6'3 bro can reach it. Given that they are all 6'3 and up, I couldn't reach it even when I jumped.

The worst part was that they all referred to me as his "kid brother" even though I'm older.

Anyway, we get to the office about 10am and at 11 no one has really started working but you can tell that the hangovers are wearing off. THen the pary begins.

Everyone there is slapping eachother high fives and eating from the catered food in the middle of the office. There was also a table of goodies. One of the cool things was a stack of Devils-Rangers Game 6 box seats for whoever wanted them--$1000 tickets stacked right in the middle of the room. There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads). There was also a sign-in sheet for their tax refund program (for the bros who actually paid taxes toget a refund from the company).

Anyway, for the next hour the bros were just grunting and slapping high fives and tal;king about how awesome last night was. Finally, this tall frat bro that looked like he could play WR for the Giants came out and had a tray full of shots. I seriously said, "What the fuck?"

Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ.

I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

Then the boss came out and I thought he would be pissed. But he yelled, "Everyone on this side of the room is going to the Carribian this Memorial Day weekend, everyone on that side is going to the Virgin Islands."

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped). Anotehr said, "Hey [HBS bro], your little bro's GF is hot, bring her around next time." My bro tried to calm them down and told them to cool it--he's a pretty 180 guy.

Then as everyone was getting ready to leave work, the boss called my bros name. He then tossed him the keys to a brand new 2012 m class. Jesus christ these guys have the credited life. LOL at our "profession."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20775900)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:32 AM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: December 20th, 2014 11:46 AM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:44 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 2:47 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 6:39 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:21 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:24 PM
Author: Fishy hospital legal warrant

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778044)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:32 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

explain please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778089)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: Fishy hospital legal warrant

you need to write a book or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778098)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:34 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

I got a book deal already: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1956468&mc=21&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778108)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:52 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 30th, 2012 6:28 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:26 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: January 31st, 2017 11:17 PM
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Date: May 27th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: Slippery Spectacular Field Mad-dog Skullcap

"I asked my brother: "How do you guys get work done?" After all, these are big financial deals with some of the biggest companies in the world. He responded: "These deals basically work themselves out."

lololol ur such an idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778134)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778620)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Explain your insult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20778621)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:13 PM
Author: spruce deep point ceo

your life is pathetic. you waste time in posting drivel

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Who the fuck are yo?u

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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:37 AM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Who the fuck are yo?u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20780080)



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Date: May 27th, 2012 11:15 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage

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Date: May 28th, 2012 10:56 AM
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Date: May 28th, 2012 9:39 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:21 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:30 PM
Author: Onyx Crackhouse Candlestick Maker

"Everyone started yelling and taking shots. High fiving eachother and the DJ started spinning. Yes, a fuckin DJ. "

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Date: May 29th, 2012 7:54 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

OHHHH YEEEEEEE

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Date: August 28th, 2012 11:38 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2012 5:32 PM
Author: Salmon magical french chef

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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

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Date: May 30th, 2012 7:33 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



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Date: May 29th, 2012 6:26 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

(Calls out flame in one of my threads)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20788337)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802524)



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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:19 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Lmao Oh what a poast!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20802525)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven

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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:54 PM
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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
Author: Lemon Useless Gay Wizard School

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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:25 PM
Author: Metal Beady-eyed Corner Genital Piercing

i don't get it. nobody else brought their brother?

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Date: May 31st, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: Filthy talking sanctuary

thank you bro, your the only funny poaster on here

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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:56 PM
Author: cyan juggernaut

There were also a lot of electronics, etc. (like xobox 360's, and Ipads).

LOL, just LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803338)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:58 PM
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Date: May 31st, 2012 11:58 PM
Author: pontificating scourge upon the earth

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:01 AM
Author: charismatic coral chapel

I laughed heartily, brother.

180

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:07 AM
Author: clear affirmative action

I spit out my night casein shake

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Date: June 1st, 2012 12:53 AM
Author: disgusting learning disabled boistinker son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20803756)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 6:06 AM
Author: violet concupiscible institution

Eh, I think LSO was better

http://www.leveragedsellout.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20804490)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808950)



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Date: June 1st, 2012 9:18 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Huh wat that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20808951)



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Date: June 6th, 2012 7:21 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20838898)



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Date: June 23rd, 2012 1:02 AM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20939897)



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Date: June 24th, 2012 8:09 PM
Author: Iridescent Razzle Water Buffalo

This seems 100% true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#20950819)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:35 PM
Author: exhilarant national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137147)



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Date: August 2nd, 2012 9:56 PM
Author: aphrodisiac saffron den

This one made me incoherent for a full 10 seconds.

I thought the farm was the best. My wife liked the failure to prepare for trial thread.

But this one... This one is special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21245378)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: lake pervert cumskin

what's the farm one?

yeah this is 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562583)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 4:56 PM
Author: Slimy church building azn

About to bump it, hold on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21562627)



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Date: August 7th, 2012 10:37 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21284784)



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Date: September 3rd, 2012 5:27 PM
Author: sepia striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21487674)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520331)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:28 PM
Author: greedy gunner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520362)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: Diverse trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520370)



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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:30 PM
Author: frum effete casino dingle berry

180 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21520372)



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Date: September 12th, 2012 9:33 AM
Author: Slimy church building azn

I think this ones my favorite.

All of them tapping the sign over the door on their way in, and Johnsmeyer jumping up to do it too is great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21559830)



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Date: November 14th, 2016 8:53 PM
Author: Razzmatazz heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#31909783)



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Date: September 16th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: hateful swollen masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21596768)



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Date: September 20th, 2012 9:44 AM
Author: Grizzly dead mental disorder

Still great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21619970)



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Date: October 21st, 2012 4:31 PM
Author: Ocher provocative degenerate factory reset button

had never seen this before, 180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21845716)



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Date: October 31st, 2012 11:41 AM
Author: nofapping principal's office

I love these true life tales. Oh by the way here's a twist: the DJ was Albert Einstein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#21932176)



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Date: November 19th, 2012 11:43 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage

epic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22079798)



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Date: January 8th, 2013 11:01 AM
Author: Slimy church building azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22392527)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:05 PM
Author: Brass Site

the virgin islands are in the carribean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407665)



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Date: January 10th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22407858)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:12 PM
Author: out-of-control mint brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818465)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 9:02 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage

Everyone cheered and started partying. I sat there is shock at how credited these people's lives are. One dude standing at 6'4 claimed that he banged my GF while they were in college (pump and dumped).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#22471379)



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Date: August 29th, 2013 5:32 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23958100)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 10:08 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#24440872)



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Date: September 2nd, 2013 3:59 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy wonderful piazza dysfunction

laugh at something new each time I read this. this time it was "xobox"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#23980876)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:00 PM
Author: stimulating gas station personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818393)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:02 PM
Author: Comical Misunderstood Hunting Ground Old Irish Cottage

wait, is this supposed to be funny?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818408)



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Date: June 25th, 2014 7:08 PM
Author: Rambunctious half-breed

this was probably the hardest i've laughed at any xo post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#25818447)



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Date: October 7th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: motley hairless locale sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26472434)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:45 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage

18000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698491)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:48 PM
Author: adventurous mexican

probably my favorite Johnsmeyer poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698538)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 9:51 PM
Author: doobsian keepsake machete boltzmann

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26698563)



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Date: December 8th, 2014 9:30 PM
Author: Primrose Mind-boggling Ticket Booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#26889370)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:03 AM
Author: Impressive Stage Idea He Suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037797)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: transparent wrinkle

FLAME!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037814)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Impressive Stage Idea He Suggested

no johnsm's bro sounds 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037830)



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Date: October 25th, 2015 12:11 AM
Author: Vermilion address pistol

hall-of-fame post right here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29037831)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:23 PM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758047)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 12:26 PM
Author: cracking hell lettuce

GOAT Johnsmeyer thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#29758070)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: cobalt hilarious generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30200633)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 5:50 PM
Author: Grizzly dead mental disorder

I find it weird that so many of the classic threads have so few bumps, relatively speaking

I mean this is a no doubt classic and it's taken 3.5 years to get 90 poasts. Meanwhile a poast about waffers will hit 90 in weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201192)



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Date: December 16th, 2016 9:56 AM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#32154894)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:59 PM
Author: Lemon Useless Gay Wizard School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136990)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: avocado mother

Xo HOF poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201256)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Fuchsia dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#30201377)



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Date: April 19th, 2016 8:28 PM
Author: indigo prole weed whacker



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Date: March 31st, 2017 11:56 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:50 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34191945)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: blathering multi-colored parlor blood rage

18000000000000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192004)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Cream Fragrant Reading Party Tanning Salon

RIP Johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#34192212)



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Date: September 12th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Cordovan theatre halford



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Date: February 16th, 2018 8:48 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



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Date: May 13th, 2018 5:06 AM
Author: cobalt hilarious generalized bond



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Date: June 19th, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: Cream Fragrant Reading Party Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36272578)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36597945)



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Date: August 11th, 2018 11:23 AM
Author: Turquoise razzle-dazzle range background story

JJJohnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#36598037)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:49 PM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136948)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:52 PM
Author: Bistre senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136966)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Lemon Useless Gay Wizard School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38136976)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:32 PM
Author: fighting cowardly station

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137132)



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Date: April 24th, 2019 7:34 PM
Author: sapphire fluffy voyeur mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1957845&forum_id=2#38137146)



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Date: April 25th, 2019 11:45 AM
Author: sapphire fluffy voyeur mad cow disease



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 7:56 AM
Author: sapphire fluffy voyeur mad cow disease



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



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Date: June 4th, 2019 10:41 AM
Author: sinister sooty hominid



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Date: January 4th, 2020 12:21 AM
Author: Excitant Ratface



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Date: February 10th, 2020 10:17 PM
Author: passionate zombie-like hairy legs



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Date: February 17th, 2020 10:41 PM
Author: passionate zombie-like hairy legs



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:41 PM
Author: lavender public bath



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:45 PM
Author: boyish bespoke pozpig



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Date: February 18th, 2020 11:55 PM
Author: exhilarant national security agency



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Author: histrionic insane theater stage



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Date: May 4th, 2020 11:22 PM
Author: Primrose Mind-boggling Ticket Booth



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Date: January 29th, 2021 10:13 AM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



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Date: April 25th, 2021 11:57 AM
Author: Electric white people who are hurt state



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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:52 AM
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Date: July 30th, 2021 10:53 AM
Author: buck-toothed buff place of business



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Author: hateful swollen masturbator



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Date: July 16th, 2022 2:59 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2022 3:06 PM
Author: Thriller self-absorbed market



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Author: galvanic medicated set



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Date: October 30th, 2022 7:03 PM
Author: Thriller self-absorbed market



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: Stirring Resort Karate



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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:16 PM
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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: abusive home

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Date: May 29th, 2023 5:25 PM
Author: Titillating brunch



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