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Just saw some dude in another apartment jerking off

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartmen...
Bateful theatre
  03/14/20
"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking of...
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  03/14/20
Go over and help him finish.
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  03/14/20
He's obliged to
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  03/14/20
cr. bro code.
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  03/14/20
Apartments are prole.
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  03/14/20
These are condos with a rental limit
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  03/14/20
*MFH posters furious*
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upset
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Twist: he can't get off without an audience
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Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao
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This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of...
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  03/14/20
Did you cum
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Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?
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I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on
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Damn
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As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the...
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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:24 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

Was brushing my teeth and saw a light on in another apartment as I stood on my patio. Saw what looked like the back of a computer screen by the window and something weirdly making motion under it. Like shaking. Couldn’t tell what it was. 10 seconds later the guy shifted in his seat and sure enough he was jerking off, I had seen his leg shaking. At that moment he looked up out of his window and must have seen me standing there, because he immediately reached over and shut his blinds.

Fucking hilarious and I can’t call anyone to tell them about it right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761595)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: Garnet Genital Piercing Address

"Just watched some dude in another apartment jerking off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762822)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 AM
Author: Carmine Insanely Creepy Personal Credit Line

Go over and help him finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761623)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic self-absorbed corner

He's obliged to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761632)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Crimson double fault national

cr. bro code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762852)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:33 AM
Author: Elite maize locus

Apartments are prole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761641)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:57 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

These are condos with a rental limit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762489)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: hairraiser hilarious factory reset button

*MFH posters furious*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763185)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Carmine Insanely Creepy Personal Credit Line

upset

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763589)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Cerebral spot

Twist: he can't get off without an audience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761676)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: dark athletic conference range

Watching other guys jerk off is hilarious lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761684)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:58 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

This time it was. Whole thing took place over the course of 15 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762490)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:47 AM
Author: Provocative olive boiling water

Did you cum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761685)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:48 AM
Author: 180 house organic girlfriend

Would you mind giving me some privacy next time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761687)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Mint doctorate property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764341)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:11 AM
Author: greedy principal's office cuckoldry

seriously breach of etiquette on his part to not at least SPRAY in your general direction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39761794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 7:28 AM
Author: boyish hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762077)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:10 AM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

Totally normal that you stared at this guy for at least 20 seconds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762535)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:15 AM
Author: Multi-colored goyim party of the first part

he did the right thing. pretty gay of the other guy to close the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762551)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:29 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

I was trying to figure out what the hell was going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762620)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: Beady-eyed school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 AM
Author: infuriating beta elastic band senate

Lol

Doodikoff totally chill just watching another man beat off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762567)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:38 AM
Author: sticky nursing home alpha

(faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762670)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:48 AM
Author: Transparent magical theater stage sweet tailpipe

(Faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762725)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:09 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

ALSO - I had an amazing second date last night. Better than I've had in years. She even mentioned that we seemed like soul mates during the date, and we kissed. Cool as fuck girl, very good looking.

I was drunk when I saw this jerk off episode, just gotten home from a great date and was brushing my teeth when I saw this happen. I stupidly sent her a text that I just caught a guy jerking off and that he had hilariously shut the blinds immediately.

No response. Not last night. Or today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762794)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: abusive sienna rehab

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762812)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:12 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

im the biggest idiot if I fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762816)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: infuriating beta elastic band senate

If she can't take you at your worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763442)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:13 AM
Author: red laser beams

rut roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762820)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Adventurous Institution Roommate

As the dude was closing the blinds did you see her enter the room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762830)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: sticky nursing home alpha

lmao so you gave up a great girl so you could see a guy jerk off for 20 seconds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762832)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

i shouldn't have texted that. I was laughing my ass off and thought it was funny, but it appears I could have fucked this up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762846)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Massive Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762835)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:15 AM
Author: vibrant public bath

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762838)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:18 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire shrine stock car

rofl this could easily happen to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762856)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

she was really cool and chill and we had joked about a few dirty things over the night, thought she would at least be like "oh my that's terrible/hilarious" or something.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762868)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:21 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire shrine stock car

can’t stop laughing. i’m sure it’s fine. lmao dat fear tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762876)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:23 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

i have dat fear STRONG

She was seriously fucking awesome and cool as shit and hot. I can't believe this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762891)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:28 AM
Author: Burgundy motley church twinkling uncleanness

amazing follow up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762930)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: magenta electric brunch immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766981)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:41 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire shrine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767803)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:10 PM
Author: Aqua odious water buffalo orchestra pit

if she didn't see the humor and LOL/180 your text you weren't soul mates in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763183)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:01 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

Your soulmate watching another man jackoff until the guy closes the blinds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763349)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:10 PM
Author: Crimson double fault national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763410)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:38 PM
Author: Burgundy motley church twinkling uncleanness

After a first date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763564)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:41 PM
Author: Bearded Buff Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763583)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

Painful yet true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764321)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:38 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

Count to twenty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766714)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Glassy gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764365)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon coiffed coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765121)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:23 PM
Author: dark athletic conference range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765145)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:11 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765467)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:06 PM
Author: Vivacious sepia people who are hurt tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766473)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:35 PM
Author: greedy principal's office cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766681)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766689)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767986)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770791)



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Date: March 5th, 2023 12:15 PM
Author: adulterous charismatic stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#46012697)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346694)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:51 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763308)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Unholy crackhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle maroon university cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763524)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:42 PM
Author: Twinkling church building jap

Best 1-2 punch thread in a long while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763591)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: magenta electric brunch immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766984)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:15 PM
Author: Titillating thirsty goal in life box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765071)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dark athletic conference range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765078)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant Digit Ratio

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765134)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:18 PM
Author: greedy principal's office cuckoldry

still IRL loling every few minutes thinking about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766982)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:42 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire shrine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767805)



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Date: April 22nd, 2020 4:20 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

a month later and i lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40071157)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:01 PM
Author: glittery plum incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105858)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 10:19 PM
Author: magenta electric brunch immigrant

So I didn't have high hopes for this thread at all but you exceeded all expectations. Well done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766987)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767985)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:58 AM
Author: Racy philosopher-king trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768247)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: concupiscible home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770787)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:07 PM
Author: Purple Menage Police Squad

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771202)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 5:57 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105822)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:04 AM
Author: fear-inspiring meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562400)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:14 AM
Author: Trip parlour

why were you brushing your teeth on your patio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762826)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:16 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

it was a beautiful night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762848)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:08 PM
Author: glittery plum incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763169)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:20 AM
Author: Salmon coiffed coffee pot

doodikoff is a dumb homo, news at 11

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762873)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 11:29 AM
Author: Crimson double fault national

this is a good thread. he's a content creator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39762942)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Salmon coiffed coffee pot

that may be true, but he's still a dimwitted homosexual

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763395)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: deranged obsidian famous landscape painting temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763160)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:09 PM
Author: Stubborn circlehead

go knock on his door and offer him your boihole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763176)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:13 PM
Author: Saffron Swashbuckling Wagecucks

Then let ur soulmate know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763433)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 4:58 PM
Author: Bateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764934)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:44 AM
Author: Heady Pontificating Bbw

burst out laughing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767811)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:28 AM
Author: marvelous state love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767973)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:29 PM
Author: outnumbered candlestick maker masturbator

Did you have to pay extra for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763239)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Blue Unhinged Site

this is literally the best pr0n a straight guy could ever as for

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763439)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 1:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle maroon university cuckold

what a beta faggot. he should have held his ground and proudly beat that fuck stick

this is basically mfh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39763522)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:12 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765476)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:04 PM
Author: black zombie-like school cafeteria

"you guys aren't going to believe this, I caught my faggot neighbor watching me beat off"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39764975)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 5:16 PM
Author: dark athletic conference range

still nothing from her? shes probably busy in her group chat with her friends laughing @ u

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765084)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

Nothing.

Fucking epic self own. She was awesome. And she legit liked me it seemed.

I want to walk down to the guys apartment and go kick his ass for putting me in that situation to cause me to text her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765412)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:03 PM
Author: amethyst giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765431)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39765479)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:04 PM
Author: dark athletic conference range

ive had dates like this. just tell yourself that they liked you too much, and were too broken, to let themselves love you

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766460)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: Unholy crackhouse

send her this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766477)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:29 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

might wind up with a new soulmate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766642)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Crimson double fault national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770751)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:31 AM
Author: Lilac Duck-like Liquid Oxygen Rigpig

Send her a mea culpa explaining that you were drunk and not thinking properly and you’re shuddering now realizing what a strange, tasteless and weird message that must have seemed like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767983)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:55 AM
Author: greedy principal's office cuckoldry

fuck that tell her she's a stuck up bimbo and you have a new JO bud so you don't need her anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768234)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:06 PM
Author: infuriating beta elastic band senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771200)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:51 AM
Author: mind-boggling parlor persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768057)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 8:28 PM
Author: Navy Shaky Windowlicker

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766222)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766444)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:27 PM
Author: orange exciting stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766631)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:43 AM
Author: Galvanic sapphire shrine stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767807)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 1:45 AM
Author: Heady Pontificating Bbw

cr doodikoff is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767813)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:05 PM
Author: Crimson double fault national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770755)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:08 PM
Author: Comical mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770795)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:39 PM
Author: magenta electric brunch immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771019)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:03 PM
Author: Gay Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766454)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:36 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

Yeah doodikoff is one of my best friends in the whole world but he is NOT interested in my feed back as to why ALL women find him weird and creepy and juvenile after these amazing first dates he keeps having.

Oh well, guess I'm just ignorant and a big hater

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766691)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:32 AM
Author: Lilac Duck-like Liquid Oxygen Rigpig

U guys know each other irl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767984)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

Yeah I live across from him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771444)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:49 AM
Author: Burgundy motley church twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796268)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 9:40 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

doodikoff, which was a more devastating way to lose a potential soulmate: live blogging your homoerotic voyuerism or taking a massive shit in a portopotty in the middle of a hike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39766723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:24 AM
Author: Bearded Buff Area

Damn I missed the hike thread. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767957)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: Bateful theatre

I got damn close to marrying the portapotty hike girl and loved her more than any girl in my entire life so I’ll go with the live blogging voyuerism one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768055)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:04 AM
Author: Lilac Duck-like Liquid Oxygen Rigpig

We need to near that story thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768260)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:25 AM
Author: Bearded Buff Area

I haven’t lol’d this hard at a thread in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39767960)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:39 AM
Author: Heady Pontificating Bbw

same i was hyperventilating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768324)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 2:53 AM
Author: Blue Unhinged Site

how long does he last?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39768064)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:02 PM
Author: Disrespectful metal newt ticket booth

can he host

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39770723)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 3:47 PM
Author: Cerebral spot

Any word from the girl? Seeing some guy jack off through a window is not really that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771059)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:26 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

she did respond with a "ha ha that's so funny" short text today, after ignoring me all day yesterday. Hasn't responded to my follow up text in about two hours. I'm afraid that its still donezo and I got pwned.

Every other person I've told this story to laughed their asses off, INCLUDING another girl that I met for a lunch date yesterday. She actually laughed the hardest when I told the story.

And it was funny for three reasons:

1. The speed at which the jerker offer shut his blinds as he looked up at me, and

2. The fact that he saw me as I was just standing in my patio door brushing my teeth, arm was actually raised over my head as I leaned against the door frame, and

3. The fact that I saw no dick, just his hand in his crotch hunched over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771395)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:30 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

need to text this entire poast to chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771439)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:31 PM
Author: nofapping faggotry toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771456)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:34 PM
Author: Mauve sneaky criminal sandwich

So she ignored you for 36 hours then you texted back right away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771482)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:38 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

I waited a few hours. don't really care at this point, i'm fucked anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771514)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:43 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

she mightve been busy getting D'ed by some other dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771557)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:41 PM
Author: abusive sienna rehab

2020 dating hellscape. One wrong move via text and done.

If she doesn't see the humor in it, or won't ask you more if she finds it strange, then she probably isn't nearly as chill as she seemed from your date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771533)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Bateful theatre

lmao we had even discussed the "2020 dating hellscape" on this date, and she agreed with everything I said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771549)



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Date: March 18th, 2020 7:11 AM
Author: Copper slimy messiness center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39796170)



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Date: March 15th, 2020 4:42 PM
Author: Rose Submissive Locale

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39771550)



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Date: March 21st, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: marvelous state love of her life

Any updates here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#39822865)



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Date: May 3rd, 2020 8:32 PM
Author: Appetizing scarlet den ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#40142017)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:28 AM
Author: Fishy roast beef field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994452)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:35 AM
Author: swollen pale space mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994460)



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Date: February 23rd, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: Stubborn circlehead

these same 2 dudes has this same "accidental" voyeur episode several times a week...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#41994469)



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Date: September 1st, 2022 6:00 PM
Author: Grizzly well-lubricated plaza

Thought this would be an evan39 post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45105848)



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Date: September 7th, 2022 12:24 PM
Author: Fishy roast beef field

HOF thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45131492)



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Date: November 30th, 2022 2:03 AM
Author: Gay Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#45562395)



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Date: October 13th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: lfo

This is a pitch perfect thread the week that Covid shut down the US. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4471720&forum_id=2#49346693)