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Hypo: Kick five U.S. states out of the Union BUT give them nukes
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Date: May 25th, 2013 8:46 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life You can expel five American states from the Union. The U.S. will no longer collect taxes from them, nor will it send welfare payments. The newly independent states will also be guaranteed membership in the U.N., if desired, or the option to join another country.
In exchange, the U.S. will leave 100 nuclear missiles, 50 nuclear-armed aircraft, and 5 nuclear submarines.
Pick five. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Misunderstood cerise black woman chapel Do we even have 25 nuclear subs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270395) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:57 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life We have 42 Los Angeles class active subs alone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270534) |
Date: May 25th, 2013 10:38 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270388) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:39 PM Author: Chocolate Cruise Ship Boistinker California, OFS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270397) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:40 PM Author: Buff stage gaming laptop what's the point of giving them nukes? to defend from foreign invaders? to give them some sort of status in the world as a powerful country? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270407) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:01 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life Defend them from foreigners, sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270581) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Dun bonkers candlestick maker station lol we would nuke you blue state fucks so fast you wouldnt know what hit you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270412) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:41 PM Author: Misunderstood cerise black woman chapel Washington, Oregon, California, Nevada, Arizona (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270417) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:42 PM Author: Buff stage gaming laptop brb mexico just became a superpower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270427) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:45 PM Author: Dun bonkers candlestick maker station rationale?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270447) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: Misunderstood cerise black woman chapel Controlling the Pacific, technology, and some mountains would be nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270467) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:47 PM Author: Transparent regret market Congrats, the Rocky Mountains now becomes the newly established DMZ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270461) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: rose lascivious lodge You'd give away the entire Pacific? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270468) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:49 PM Author: Misunderstood cerise black woman chapel I would live in the new country.
More like I'd take away the Pacific. |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life LOL, good luck without a Navy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270603) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:53 PM Author: Misunderstood cerise black woman chapel I'm not sure Nevada is worth it. It might be better to trade Nevada for Hawaii. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270510) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:04 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life Hawaii's deadweight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270609) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:46 PM Author: Dashing stage filthpig the concession doesn't make sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270453) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:48 PM Author: Transparent regret market Not at all.
Why the fuck would we give MOAR nations Nukes.
Especially when they are IN THE SAME FUCKING CONTINENT! |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life Yeah, no continent can survive with multiple nuclear-armed nations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270597) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 10:58 PM Author: Naked Theater Stage NY, CA, IL, PA, MA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270545) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:02 PM Author: Ruddy Hall What are the 5 most worthless states in the Union? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270595) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:07 PM Author: Naked Theater Stage the states with the most shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270631) |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:12 AM Author: Dun bonkers candlestick maker station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271319) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:08 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life 1. Hawaii 2. Florida 3. Maine 4. Washington 5. Oregon |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: Ruddy Hall Hawaii is a good buffer, though, if we ever got into a military conflict with an Asian power, bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270653) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:12 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life No, it isn't. A better buffer would be sending aid to the Filipinos or establishing a joint command at Guam. This isn't 1940. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270662) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:03 PM Author: aromatic parlor all the blue states with 20+ electoral votes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270600) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:09 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life *expels states*
*gives them nukes*
*shitlibs refuse nukes*
*are invaded by russia, raped, killed*
*everybody wins* |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:13 AM Author: Dun bonkers candlestick maker station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23271325) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:10 PM Author: anal multi-colored spot Well the concession makes this Hypo stupid, but I'd give away Michigan, Illinois, Indiana, Minnesota and Wisconsin. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270656) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:13 PM Author: Shimmering office love of her life No, the concession makes this hypo a little more complex than NAME FIVE FAGGOT STATES, which even a mouthbreather like you could do (though not successfully). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270668) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:19 PM Author: anal multi-colored spot (MAF Reptile) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2265735&forum_id=2#23270701) |
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Date: May 25th, 2013 11:25 PM Author: Boyish violent crotch I would kick out Texas-Oklahoma-Louisiana-North Dakota-Alaska, then move to this glorious new reptile nuclear petro-nation.
You would have the lions share of US offshore O&G exploration, energy capital in Houston, tons of natural gas infrastructure in Oklahoma/Cushing, significant new developments in North Dakota, as well as the Alaskan oil and a location for a pacific military port to station nuclear weapons. North Dakota would be somewhat isolated, but with so many nuclear weapons and a new USA that's extremely blue Petromerica should be fine. Should be lots of oil related trade through Alaska-Canada-North Dakota. Petromerica could also threaten the new US with an oil embargo if they refuse to allow construction of a Keynstone pipeline from Canada to Houston.
part of me is sad that this won't happen, it'd be incredible |
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Date: May 26th, 2013 1:02 AM Author: Offensive Plaza purely for purposes of a strong america and weak other states that form this/these new country/countries
Hawaii Maine VT NH Wyoming
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