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duck-like crimson kitty
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
provocative gay temple
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Cr
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galvanic charcoal office therapy
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slutmobile obv
Exciting legend
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
Rebellious Dead Regret
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It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Exciting legend
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Rebellious Dead Regret
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slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Slate church building
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
Rebellious Dead Regret
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Slate church building
  05/05/25
180
Rebellious Dead Regret
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undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
mind-boggling goal in life queen of the night
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
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Concupiscible Sanctuary Dopamine
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
honey-headed fragrant den fat ankles
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Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
honey-headed fragrant den fat ankles
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
nubile nibblets
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when he put his bum on the Swedish
maniacal aqua senate
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Marrying Drew Barrymore
Odious point
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
grizzly haunting lay death wish
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Thriller splenetic water buffalo meetinghouse
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I like undercutters pizza.
chest-beating hospital
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond
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duck-like crimson kitty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond
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duck-like crimson kitty
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bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
titillating very tactful son of senegal
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
vigorous station
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
nubile nibblets
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon
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scholarship is 180, boner police
galvanic charcoal office therapy
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it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon
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I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon
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My bum is on the Swedish
Iridescent 180 stain
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i really enjoyed the slut mobile
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: duck-like crimson kitty



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: provocative gay temple

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Opaque at-the-ready ticket booth jew

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: chest-beating hospital



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: nubile nibblets



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: galvanic charcoal office therapy



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting legend

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Rebellious Dead Regret

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting legend

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Dead Regret



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Slate church building

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: Rebellious Dead Regret

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Slate church building

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Rebellious Dead Regret

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling goal in life queen of the night

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: grizzly haunting lay death wish

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible Sanctuary Dopamine



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: honey-headed fragrant den fat ankles

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: honey-headed fragrant den fat ankles

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: maniacal aqua senate

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Odious point

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: grizzly haunting lay death wish

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Thriller splenetic water buffalo meetinghouse

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: chest-beating hospital

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: duck-like crimson kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: duck-like crimson kitty

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: bull headed passionate factory reset button generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: titillating very tactful son of senegal

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: vigorous station

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: nubile nibblets

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: galvanic charcoal office therapy

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: duck-like crimson kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: frisky fortuitous meteor tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Iridescent 180 stain

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Salmon Glittery Piazza Juggernaut

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Obsidian supple house bbw

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)