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went to a "Same-Height Party" this past weekend
| phenotypic entropy | 09/02/26 |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 3:48 PM Author: phenotypic entropy everyone wore shoe lifts that adjusted for each person so that everyone's height ended up the same (6'7"). it seemed like a silly gimmick that wouldn't play out very differently from a regular party but things ended up getting pretty wild
women were no longer able to discern which men were attractive because they were no longer differentiated by height, so they were choosing and flirting with men basically at random. one woman who i work with ended up making out with this guy who is normally 5'10" and apparently when they tried to get busy in the guest room, she totally freaked out when the guy took off his lifts while undressing
she ended up trying to commit suicide (unalive herself for you zoomers) once she realized what had happened. me and the host were able to stop her just in time. it kinda shook me tbh. i'm a relatively short guy myself (6'2") but it made me realize how important Height is and how glad i am that it's a thing because it keeps society orderly and sane |
Date: September 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM Author: phenotypic entropy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111737) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 4:33 PM Author: buttfag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111738) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 4:54 PM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111758) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:31 PM Author: phenotypic entropy one of the guys tried to "sneak a little extra Height" and re-adjusted his lifts up a couple inches after he got into the party. obviously he immediately got caught by the other men since he was slightly taller than everyone else, but the women all came to his defense and told us that he didn't do anything wrong and we needed to let him "keep his Height"
the women all started chanting "KEEP HIS HEIGHT! KEEP HIS HEIGHT!" and one of them even started crying and said that it reminded her of the trauma that lindsay clancy must have gone through when she realized that her children weren't going to grow up to be Tall since she has a "short husband" (he's 6'1") |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Diamond Dallas Chad The key part of this story is that the man was naturally the tallest and the women all knew it. They would have been absolutely vicious to a short man (6'4 or less) trying to sneak height. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111833) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 7:21 PM Author: phenotypic entropy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50112135) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:43 PM Author: quarter-zip wifeguy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111843) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 7:26 PM Author: White Privilege Log (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50112148) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:00 PM Author: the discombobulator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111770) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:44 PM Author: hex what if a 6'8" basketball player walked in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111848) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 5:47 PM Author: nu metal turntablist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50111855) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: which is what makes time travel possible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50112248) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2026 8:21 PM Author: Ivan Bourne Tall III 180 they sell socks for inside your socks now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50112254) |
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Date: September 3rd, 2026 12:49 PM Author: phenotypic entropy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5900008&forum_id=2#50113450) |