Date: December 10th, 2013 12:06 AM Author: Misanthropic Mind-boggling Field Organic Girlfriend
Yeah you guys got it pretty shitty, but here are a few positives:
1) Dragon Tatts. Dragon tatts are bad *as fuckkk* but a guy of ANY other race sports them they look like a straight up faggot.
2) Chinese characters (tatts). Same, but even worse. White/black/non-asian men look like UTTER FUCKING DIPSHIT ANIME-LOVING COCK-SUCKERS if they sport dem Kanjis. Asians though? Straight up gangsta.
3) Ninjas. You're goddamn right, ninjas are bad AF. And what were they? Oh just some chill-pyscho asian bros, who would kill you to death and disappear like it was nbd.
4) Ghengis Khan. Literally the baddest, most alpha mother fucker to ever walk the earth, and he was asian (lol at faggots trying to tell you otherwise).
You're welcome to expand, but please serious poasts only..are asian bros need the support
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:11 AM Author: Misanthropic Mind-boggling Field Organic Girlfriend
Like woodward said bro, they are basically the reason for the thread, wtf? Yeah sushi and nintendo are awesome (sushi not really lol), but they aren't things that are enjoyed by asians exclusively.
If you want them to make the list, they would have to be like "eat sushi and not look like a kike faggot" or "be able to choose Ryu (objectively the most awesome SF character) and not look like a cock-sucker"
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:24 AM Author: vermilion fanboi haunted graveyard
idk man those are pretty gay things to be happy about, i was just naming things i liked about asians. I also like cheap apple products, soy sauce and saki
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:29 AM Author: Misanthropic Mind-boggling Field Organic Girlfriend
For (being asian):
You speak with authority on the asian male perspective.
You're obviously MAF about it.
Although you say shit like asians are pathetic fuckers, the ferocity used is likely just you trying to speak XO's dialect.
The fact that you jock other minorities makes you sound shockingly similar to IRL faggot shitlib Asians (i.e. I'm like 25% sure you might be a former social justice faggot asian from Cal or some shit).
Against:
Maybe you really do hate asians, and for some reason I only see your threads involving NOWAG issues.
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:46 AM Author: Misanthropic Mind-boggling Field Organic Girlfriend
Where are you from bro? I weirdly have almost the exact same but opposite experience as you. I went to a school filled with ghetto AF gang banger asians and was never even exposed to the model minority stereotype, then a school filled with the striver types and I was like lol wtf?
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:04 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
Aside from being completely wrong factually, it doesn't take away from the fact that you.are.gutter.trash. Your skin color won't change that. You are from peasant stock. No amount of striving will ever change this.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:09 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
(types angry screed on xoxo from his MFH rental studio owned by a Chinese conglomorate before going back to working on client matter for Asian client on his Korean computer)
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:59 AM Author: Misanthropic Mind-boggling Field Organic Girlfriend
Bro, the asians at my school weren't studying for no SAT's, they were straight droppin bodies. At least 3 dudes from my high school (for different incidents) got locked up for homicide, and that's just what I know of/remember. NO ONE fucked with Asians at my school, they had shit on lock, and that's just what all of us knew..Asians were fucking violent animals, and they all had each other's backs..couple years later I'm exposed to MCAT studying chinks and asians who had no idea that some of their brethren were straight up niggers.
You're talking about faggot fast and furious asians from Arcadia, I'm talking about real-deal viet mafia bros.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:06 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
"you know, unemployed, on welfare, single mothers, blow their money on ricers with unusually large spoilers, etc."
You're actually related to people like this, and you're racist! What a stereotype lol. Thanks for my laugh for the day. The world really does make sense sometimes.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:27 AM Author: yapping address
lol i could look like shit and still have an azn girl (especially your sister) compare me to whatever white teenage heartthrob she would get wet to in middle school
you will never land a girl as fine as ANY of the women i've slept with because you're a chink impotently raging about class as a displacement of your anger re: AGWWG.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:17 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
Clearly got some sort of chip on your shoulder, anyone who knows a little about psychology could see that you think she's better than you, that you don't deserve her, that's why you need to brag about it and seek affirmation from others about it. Am I right?
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
"most of my relatives are those types. you know, unemployed, on welfare, single mothers, blow their money on ricers with unusually large spoilers, etc. etc. it's a large part of the reason I can't really hate on nigs. you"
You (at 16): Mom I need $$$$ to take SAT classes
Dad: Your mom's sucking Bubba's juicky cock for crack money, son
You (at 18): Mom I got into college!!!
Dad: Your mom's sucking Latrell's juicy cock for crack money, son.
You (at 25): (maf posting racist screeds on xoxohth)
Date: December 10th, 2013 12:37 AM Author: Chartreuse box office puppy
intact community and sub-culture where NOWAG is normal and usual social norms are inverted, where bowl cut mentality prevails and delayed gratification is ideal. in this refuge an Asian man can feel safe, comforted, at home among his fellow NOWAGs. he can find solace in simple things like taking pictures of food and academic achievements. pleasing his tiger parents is substitute for pleasuring a woman. emotional development is stunted to the state of a child. theoretically an asian man can be sustained in this way for perpetuity, never knowing the harshness of reality, but in practice this tightly sealed bubble is burst open by the first egregious sighting of AGWWG, and then all is lost.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:36 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
Better than this, for sure:
"most of my relatives are those types. you know, unemployed, on welfare, single mothers, blow their money on ricers with unusually large spoilers, etc. etc. it's a large part of the reason I can't really hate on nigs."
You're seriously straight out of a novel. Self-hating white trash racist.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:40 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
"most of my relatives are those types. you know, unemployed, on welfare, single mothers, blow their money on ricers with unusually large spoilers, etc. etc. it's a large part of the reason I can't really hate on nigs. you"
You (at 16): Mom I need $$$$ to take SAT classes
Dad: Your mom's out sucking Bubba's juicky cock for crack money, son
You (at 18): Mom I got into college!!!
Dad: Your mom's out sucking Latrell's juicy cock for crack money, son.
You (at 25): (maf posting racist screeds on xoxohth)
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:52 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
Lol like I said, most elite schools physically require you to attend an SAT prep course of some kind, whether it be third party or the school actually having an SAT prep course.
Poors like you couldn't even dream of attending an elite school so of course you can't relate, but hey, at least you can call us "dumb" on the internet to make yourself feel better.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:55 AM Author: yapping address
do you really take solace in your elite high school? literally no one cares about you going to Cushing lol. does that make it easier for you to sleep at night when you're consumed by thoughts of your own women being raped and pillaged by white men?
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:58 AM Author: yapping address
do you really take solace in your "elite" high school? literally no one cares about you going to Cushing lol. does that make it easier for you to sleep at night when you're consumed by thoughts of your own women being raped and pillaged by white men?
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:03 AM Author: yapping address
lol yeah it's so funny how i don't know about the intricacies of boarding school tuition. what i do know, however, is that a lot of boarding schools have 25% international students and are really just a sham meant to attract nowags from around the globe to pay full tuition for the illusion of prestige.
so now do you wanna answer my questions?
do you really take solace in your "elite" high school? literally no one cares about you going to Cushing lol. does that make it easier for you to sleep at night when you're consumed by thoughts of your own women being raped and pillaged by white men?
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:04 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
So you admit you're an Are Country poor?
Clearly if you had any rich friends they would have told you that SAT prep courses were mandatory. But clearly, the rich whites don't want to associate with your peasant stock either.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:07 AM Author: yapping address
i went to a suburban public. i'm doing pretty well in life. why are you clinging onto your status when you were in HIGH SCHOOL? you're like white trash who reminisces about the glory days of high school football. move on, bro. try to maybe score an asian girl before she starts poppin out hapa babies.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:10 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
I'm just enjoying the lulz at people who don't realize that SAT courses can be mandatory coursework at certain schools and use their ignorance as ammunition against "striving."
And why the fuck would I want to score an Asian girl when I'm #marrieddood.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:55 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
It's the poor white man's grand vision of himself as an honest, courageous and ultimately alpha loner, quietly struggling through life as a rugged individual leader.
In reality, he's a balding fatty with negative net assets but can type real fast.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:56 AM Author: Hairraiser shitlib spot
seems lame to me. why spend time on something like that when you can just glance at a book enough to get a feel for the test, then blow it off and pwn it cold like an actual high-IQ person would?
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:59 AM Author: vermilion fanboi haunted graveyard
my parents made me go and it was just an after-school thing. i wasn't very pedantic in high school, i got good marks doing the bare minimum. taking it cold when a course was offered at my school and I wasn't paying for it would've been stupid, don't you think?
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:58 AM Author: yapping address
i'm just riffing on this one chink, brother. i do think SAT tutoring would be a waste of time, though, since you can only really improve your score by practice. i tutored the SAT myself in high school and kids would come to me expecting me to give them all sorts of tricks to ace the SAT, as if there were some shortcut to it all. while there are some strategies, the easiest way to do well is to just have the knowledge down pat, which you ultimately have to learn yourself.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:08 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
Lol my parents paid for me to sit in a fucking classroom in bumblefuck Massachussets where I attended mandatory SAT courses after-hours. The course was taught by a former staff member of the College Board, not some trashy $20/hour filth such as yourself.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:24 AM Author: yapping address
in a suburban town, your rep carries you pretty far. there are usually only 2-3 kids who are gonna go to ivy-caliber schools, so if you're one of them and everyone knows you have a high sat score, it's real easy to set your rates and have the richer families pay it. tbf, this was after i got into colleges, which gave me some cred. columbia students can charge $80/hr tutoring to rich UES kids if they go through this agency.
Date: December 10th, 2013 1:46 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
"most of my relatives are those types. you know, unemployed, on welfare, single mothers, blow their money on ricers with unusually large spoilers, etc. etc. it's a large part of the reason I can't really hate on nigs. you"
You (at 16): Mom I need $$$$ to take SAT classes
Dad: Your mom's sucking Bubba's juicky cock for crack money, son
You (at 18): Mom I got into college!!!
Dad: Your mom's sucking Latrell's juicy cock for crack money, son.
You (at 25): (maf posting racist screeds on xoxohth)
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:02 AM Author: yapping address
lol i'm sorry brother, i actually agree with you -- i feel for the plight of the nowag. they work too hard to have their women categorically reject them for white dick. it's just tough when you're dealing with delusional MAF chinks who respond with an inferiority complex deny the reality of AGWWG. we can only help them once they accept their place.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:36 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
I'll keep this in mind when the bald middle-aged fund manager comes to my office tomorrow pitching for business (I'm on the board of a subsidiary held by our family owned business and the sub is a prime juicy acquisition target). He offered lunch and I said "no come to my office I'm tied up. I'll enjoy watching him awkwardly struggle through a kow-tow and calling me "sir" and offering me them pro golf lessons as an Xmas gift. I'll probably be nice because I'm boys with his son but it's still going to be lulzy.
protip: only proles define their lives by the women they lay. For the rest of us, women are but a footnote.
Date: December 10th, 2013 11:00 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
While MAF xoxo posters are desperately trying to lay as many chicks as possible before the balding and ED sets in, your dad is kow-towing to his Asian overlords so he can afford to buy your shrew mom dat Lexus.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:17 AM Author: yapping address
oh fo sho i forgot about that! hell yeah, there's no tranny like an azn tranny. they should all just go on hormone therapy and actively compete with AGWWGs.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:35 AM Author: yapping address
this could actually work. white men go to pattaya solely to score ladyboys when they could go be sex tourists somewhere with hotter asian girls. leads me to believe they have a preference, so azn males need to respond to this market demand. i can only imagine how MAF it would make agwwgs.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:38 AM Author: Slippery reading party bbw
The first thing that comes to my mind is that we have better hair.
Seriously, the balding gene is wreaking havoc amongst the whites. I would literally panic if I was washing my hair and felt mostly scalp amidst thinly scraps of hair, barely clinging on to what little life they have left.
We also have better health and don't have any embarassing fats as relatives.
Date: December 10th, 2013 2:56 AM Author: yapping address
uvt, i like you a lot more when you do substantive pwning (i.e. nutella) rather than this psycho ir8 chink shtick in which you just call everyone shitskins