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Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had ...
at-the-ready locale
  04/13/15
Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the ki...
Mewling stock car
  04/13/15
definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on t...
aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan
  04/13/15
do you like lit
appetizing out-of-control turdskin
  04/13/15
sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing brief...
at-the-ready locale
  04/13/15
You like holding the partner's briefcase?
vibrant maniacal house
  04/14/15
tcq
stirring theater
  04/14/15
yea ilol
at-the-ready locale
  04/18/15
I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "s...
fragrant yarmulke
  06/03/15
is this flame? or is law actually like this?
puce adulterous friendly grandma
  04/13/15
actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze...
at-the-ready locale
  04/13/15
It is like this, not always, but sometimes.
Mewling stock car
  04/13/15
lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not r...
provocative trust fund site
  04/13/15
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Ebony menage
  04/13/15
Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal b...
Mewling stock car
  04/13/15
the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucki...
at-the-ready locale
  04/13/15
LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i'...
Azure Vigorous Chad
  04/13/15
LOL no.
exciting library
  04/13/15
(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)
Mewling stock car
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sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips t...
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  04/14/15
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Obsidian razzle-dazzle background story
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180 username btw
cracking scarlet mediation
  04/14/15
azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort
comical silver death wish
  04/14/15
true true
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
...
Violent excitant internal respiration
  04/15/15
(ARE Firm prole)
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
just. like. this.
Rose stimulating knife
  04/13/15
If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to t...
Mewling stock car
  04/13/15
no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse y...
provocative trust fund site
  04/13/15
one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exa...
heady henna address
  04/13/15
that bitch!
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/13/15
what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they ...
heady henna address
  04/13/15
...
ivory church cuckoldry
  04/14/15
lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back &qu...
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  04/14/15
Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between ...
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  04/14/15
Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the qualit...
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purple shitlib lay
  04/14/15
Holy Mother of God
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
lol @ are lives
comical silver death wish
  04/14/15
Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfull...
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
dropping the comma between the business name and the busines...
heady henna address
  04/14/15
Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first st...
razzle buff mad cow disease hospital
  04/14/15
based on this chick's general managerial style i think her r...
heady henna address
  04/14/15
Moniker potential right here folks agreement in good face...
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  04/15/15
That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to ...
razzle buff mad cow disease hospital
  04/14/15
Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pre...
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/14/15
again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer,...
heady henna address
  04/14/15
fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have t...
heady henna address
  04/14/15
I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee a...
Gay startling principal's office hairy legs
  04/14/15
Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?
razzle buff mad cow disease hospital
  04/14/15
100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that envi...
Galvanic kitchen regret
  04/14/15
shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase c...
bearded digit ratio
  04/14/15
what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (bank...
exhilarant pearl hell rigpig
  06/03/15
I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on...
bearded digit ratio
  04/14/15
To be fair, The keyword in this entire paragraph: "s...
Big center toaster
  04/14/15
Jfc
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/14/15
I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets result...
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  04/13/15
Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.
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  04/13/15
...as I said.
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  04/13/15
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Mewling stock car
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  04/14/15
, faggot.
comical silver death wish
  04/14/15
2bclear the intent here was romneyfication
comical silver death wish
  04/14/15
Pure faggot. People like you should burn.
purple shitlib lay
  04/14/15
You give a bad name to pumo kind
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/14/15
Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked wit...
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  04/17/15
Bro, trust me, just forget about it. Either you work for ...
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  04/13/15
yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email...
at-the-ready locale
  04/13/15
cause he is a bitch ass fag
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/13/15
Physically confront him. Sent from my Iridium
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  04/13/15
*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*
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I was thinking more along the lines of: *enters his offic...
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  04/13/15
Instead of be weell, "thank"
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TITCE Sent from my Iridium
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alpha
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The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night...
kink-friendly institution azn
  04/14/15
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at-the-ready locale
  04/14/15
TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options...
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  04/14/15
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  04/15/15
This is now the title. TY
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  04/18/15
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  06/03/15
180
stirring theater
  04/14/15
180
stirring theater
  04/14/15
kick his fucking ass
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/13/15
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!
bateful athletic conference market
  04/14/15
Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of compan...
razzmatazz olive forum
  04/13/15
academia too
Ultramarine Histrionic Space
  04/13/15
Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for bein...
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  04/13/15
Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his langua...
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  04/13/15
Prime number.
Mewling stock car
  04/13/15
lol
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  04/14/15
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Rose stimulating knife
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  04/14/15
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charismatic self-centered heaven
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i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had be...
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  04/13/15
it may be the other way around
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
The law brings out the worst people?
contagious flatulent mad-dog skullcap
  04/14/15
The worst people bring themselves out to law
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
What was the mistake?
razzle buff mad cow disease hospital
  04/14/15
Missed one part of the record that provided additional suppo...
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  04/14/15
The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasant...
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  04/14/15
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Aggressive piazza roast beef
  04/14/15
senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to pro...
Rambunctious Ratface Skinny Woman
  04/14/15
TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's ent...
Gay startling principal's office hairy legs
  04/14/15
180
Ultramarine Histrionic Space
  04/14/15
"its" not "it's"
soul-stirring aqua queen of the night university
  04/14/15
ExplAin This has always confounded me
bearded digit ratio
  04/14/15
"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.
Galvanic kitchen regret
  04/14/15
i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and i...
bearded digit ratio
  04/14/15
It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed thi...
titillating pit
  04/17/15
lol are you retarded are something?
hideous lemon stag film
  04/15/15
I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my m...
Mauve drunken sex offender senate
  04/14/15
...
flirting lavender potus stead
  04/14/15
Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be...
at-the-ready locale
  04/14/15
sounds like a reasonable response to me
cracking scarlet mediation
  04/14/15
Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was: ...
aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan
  04/14/15
Cr
purple shitlib lay
  04/14/15
fair enough i still think some sort of physical beating i...
cracking scarlet mediation
  04/14/15
As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that...
provocative trust fund site
  04/14/15
...
Chartreuse quadroon
  04/15/15
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Marvelous station
  04/15/15
Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)
at-the-ready locale
  06/03/15
This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first...
Multi-colored Sienna Ladyboy
  04/14/15
I'll wait for the response on this email
at-the-ready locale
  04/14/15
I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires
purple shitlib lay
  04/14/15
In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him...
Multi-colored Sienna Ladyboy
  04/14/15
I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked whe...
purple shitlib lay
  04/14/15
Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner a...
vibrant maniacal house
  04/14/15
That's correct.
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.
flirting lavender potus stead
  04/14/15
Bald overweight and bad posture.
at-the-ready locale
  04/14/15
To be fair, This doesn't really narrow it down
Big center toaster
  04/14/15
...
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/14/15
...
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/14/15
I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attor...
Primrose Underhanded Office
  04/14/15
lol tyft
hideous lemon stag film
  04/15/15
...
mahogany nursing home macaca
  04/15/15
...
kink-friendly institution azn
  04/14/15
But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?
Violent excitant internal respiration
  04/15/15
it sure is... we all float down here georgie
comical silver death wish
  04/15/15
this is something i don't understand about working in law. ...
adventurous translucent gas station
  04/15/15
THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY
Violent excitant internal respiration
  04/15/15
because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.
Aggressive piazza roast beef
  04/15/15
Shhhhh
supple bat shit crazy brunch
  04/15/15
Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this...
hideous lemon stag film
  04/15/15
Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every littl...
Obsidian razzle-dazzle background story
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...
kink-friendly institution azn
  04/15/15
...
hideous lemon stag film
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...
hideous lemon stag film
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Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more ...
at-the-ready locale
  04/15/15
from the same SA?
chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma
  04/17/15
yea. i don't even respond
at-the-ready locale
  04/18/15


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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had one typo in the case name when just doing basic summary. He is like is that a different case or a typo? Please shepardized everything again, those cases seem old. Yea no shit i fucking shepardized it when doing it- obv still good law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684813)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the kind of lawyer who gives lawyers a bad name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684830)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan

definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on this bort who would do this without a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684857)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: appetizing out-of-control turdskin

do you like lit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684839)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing briefs sometimes when it is interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684855)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: vibrant maniacal house

You like holding the partner's briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689126)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: stirring theater

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692771)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

yea ilol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715675)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: fragrant yarmulke

I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "sometimes," because, y'know, the truth is that your job is probably very dull and frustrating 95% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030586)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: puce adulterous friendly grandma

is this flame? or is law actually like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684842)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze and shaking like a fucking leaf trying to write these bullshit memos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684845)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

It is like this, not always, but sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684849)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: provocative trust fund site

lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not rereading this internal memo 7 fucking times to avoid being humiliated over some meaningless typo lmao



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684870)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Ebony menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684905)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal bullshit is unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684911)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucking yelled at. So you are stuck spending like 3 hours writing the shit fucking worrying about overbilling and getting cut and than they want you to spend another hour proof reading it. So you know your hours will be cut even more.

Obv if i wasn't stressed the fuck out about overbilling the shit i would have read the thing like 8 times. Also this was an assignment due ASAP, meaning i got it the night before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684932)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Azure Vigorous Chad

LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i've never done this. just get it done ASAP and end with an explanation of what you're doing next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685359)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: exciting library

LOL no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685893)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686033)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: comical silver death wish

sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips together and narrow his eyes ever so sligthly at me every time i pass him in the hall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686650)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689024)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689051)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: cracking scarlet mediation

180 username btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689065)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: comical silver death wish

azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

true true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689437)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: Violent excitant internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693942)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

(ARE Firm prole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686917)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: Rose stimulating knife

just. like. this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685253)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to the partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684862)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: provocative trust fund site

no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse you are, the more time gets billed, the more revenue you generate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684881)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: heady henna address

one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exactly her style. "why is the footnote spacing on page 4 different from page 5, please correct and review, attention to detail is important" cc all senior associates and an md

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684922)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

that bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685069)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: heady henna address

what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they want to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685272)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:04 AM
Author: ivory church cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687825)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 4:52 AM
Author: Clear state incel

lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back "no it isn't" and two of the founders were giving me high fives later, sweet jesus in house was so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687703)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: razzle buff mad cow disease hospital

Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between those in the biglaw-attention-to-detail group and those that are in the does-this-do-what-we-need-it-to-do group.The former group is insufferable.

What did you reply? Did you fix the footnote?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687807)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: heady henna address

Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the quality of my work needs to improve and I need to lavish the same attention and care on internal documents as I would on client deliverables

The absolute worst part is when I start to internalize this and think that I suck at life because I wrote "fucknuts llc" instead of "fucknuts COMMA llc" on an internal memo three people will read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688927)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: mahogany nursing home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689235)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689273)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

Holy Mother of God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689429)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: comical silver death wish

lol @ are lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689436)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfully mock them and feel better about your egregious misspelling of Orthopedic? Or was it something as comical as "agreement in good face?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689490)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: heady henna address

dropping the comma between the business name and the business entity type is a MASSIVE pet peeve of this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693563)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: razzle buff mad cow disease hospital

Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first started, I revised a doc as if I were in biglaw. (e.g., proper alignment, automatic cross referencing, removing the unecessary space, etc). Boss was like, "This is good. But, you don't have to spend time on this. If it gets the job done, that is enough." World changed for me after that. I am careful, but I won't spend hours reviewing every doc to make it perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693604)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: heady henna address

based on this chick's general managerial style i think her redlining is about power, not style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693625)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: jet hyperactive range

Moniker potential right here folks

agreement in good face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696671)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: razzle buff mad cow disease hospital

That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to support you?

Sometimes on conference calls, some other in-house atty in another region will start ripping a document apart and my boss pretty much tells the lil dooder to calm the fuck down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691362)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch

Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pretty bad fuckup, assuming it isn't one of like 800 names in an endless list of names or something,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691379)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: heady henna address

again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer, these are briefs to other consultants on the team about companies we do work for and their competitors etc, or like a team checklist of tasks to be completed with a list of corresponding client names. ex-biglaw refugee is i assume just unable to resist whatever sadistic pavlovian reaction was tortured into her in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693573)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: heady henna address

fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have to deal with this shit in seven hours nad i won't be able to sleep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693672)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:04 AM
Author: Gay startling principal's office hairy legs

I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee and so everything is like this. We bounce documents because of apostrophes. The level of anal is so bad that when I leave here I'm leaving a giant dildo and a bottle of lube on my desk.

Shitlaw dudes wouldnt last a week here. They can't write for shit and they would break down crying after they got back a few redlines from these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687809)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:36 AM
Author: razzle buff mad cow disease hospital

Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687818)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: Galvanic kitchen regret

100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that environment but I think you thoroughly miss the difference between most shitlawyers and big lawyers with the second part. Most shitlawyers don't really care enough to cry over something someone at work says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688071)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: bearded digit ratio

shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase commas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688936)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: exhilarant pearl hell rigpig

what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (banks/financial institutions) where legal QOL/culture is as bad as at a firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030727)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: bearded digit ratio

I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on me but does on EVERYONE junior. Worst part is that her products and emails are riddled with errors, not just typos. She is especially prolific at churning out language we emphatically agreed against using when she marks something up. ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688947)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Big center toaster

To be fair,

The keyword in this entire paragraph: "she"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689377)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691373)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: iridescent passionate business firm

I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684956)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: appetizing out-of-control turdskin

Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684977)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan

...as I said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684992)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Mewling stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: amber windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686938)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: comical silver death wish

, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686658)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: comical silver death wish

2bclear the intent here was romneyfication



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692890)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay

Pure faggot. People like you should burn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch

You give a bad name to pumo kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691389)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: Garnet Pervert Psychic

Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked with people who take this approach, as well as people who show a willingness to handle shit when you have other things to do. I do a lot more to help the latter folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706985)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Blue hateful bawdyhouse halford

Bro, trust me, just forget about it.

Either you work for a reasonable partner, who is going to see the senior associate as being petty here and not think anything of it or you work for an insane partner, in which case this one thing isn't going to change the fact that you are working for an insane partner.

If you want to not go crazy, you need to let shit roll off of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685001)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email me and just say hey follow up on this - we are talking to client tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685025)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

cause he is a bitch ass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685089)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

Physically confront him.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685080)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: mustard pea-brained affirmative action

*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685147)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

I was thinking more along the lines of:

*enters his office*

'What's up?'

"You seem confused."

'What are you talking about?'

"Let me help. You seem confused. That I'm the sort of person to be fucked with."

{laughs, uncomfortably, confusedly}

*You slide a piece of paper across the table to him*

{On the paper are names and addresses--his family home, his wife's place of work, his mother and father's home, his children's schools, most importantly, his dog groomer's business address}

{on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs}

"Would be a shame if anything happened."

*you get up to exit*

"Thank."

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685244)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: brass racy faggotry theatre

Instead of be weell, "thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685301)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

TITCE

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685307)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: Ultramarine Histrionic Space

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685971)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film

"on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs"

burst out laughing at this part, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686045)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: amber windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686948)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689036)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: charismatic self-centered heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689367)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Big center toaster

To be fair,

*You're suprised to receive an email five minutes later, marked "Urgent," copying the entire firm*

"Neumann,

Have reviewed the draft threatening note you turned this morning. Some initial comments:

My wife's middle name is "Jaycee," not "Kaycee". Also, we recently moved our youngest daughter to a new daycare facility, but I see that you have lasted the old one here--have you checked to confirm that all of these addresses are accurate and up-to-date? This is a fairly major issue.

Can you find a more flattering picture of my son to use (e.g. without any missing teeth in the simile)?

Thanks.

Dave

--

Sent from my iPhone -- Please excuse any typos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689427)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night at the firm--hard work had its virtues. He didn't bother looking at the meter. He already knew the fare; had taken the route countless late nights and early mornings, weekdays and weekends, Christmases, Easters, Thanksgivings--it didn't matter. The half-hour journey was always an opportunity: to savor the satisfaction of another motion turned, another memo swiftly revised, another critical issue run down. He was that good, and he knew it.

He handed the driver exact fare--tips were for exceeding expectations, not doing your job--and shimmied out of the backseat. As he approached the front door, he failed to notice that none of the usual exterior lights were on; he was too wrapped up in another remembrance of the day. Chuckling to himself, he thought of the exchange with the associate that morning; of the firmwide riposte he'd shot back. HR had called almost immediately: the associate would be escorted out "within the hour"; "of course, additional measures are being considered." Profuse apologies were offered all around.

He was at the door now, still wrapped in his reverie. "Well, that's what happens," he whispered, a self-satisfied smile creeping to lips, "when you mess with the best." He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point.

The physical exertion--he was panting on the porch from the jabs--recalled him to the present. Eyeing the door knob, he fumbled for his keys, found them in the pocket-watch pocket of his vest, shoved them into the lock to enter his "Suburban Castle." And because of the lack of light and because he was tired and because he'd performed this empty ritual a thousand times before, he also failed to notice the four thick red smears running down the panel of the door. This would prove to be an unfortunate oversight.

He walked through the foyer into the kitchen. Mumbling to himself "honey, I'm home"--but only ironically, since he was both witty and modern--he swung open the refrigerator door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689873)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

Fucking scholarship. This made my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689925)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27690196)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: stirring theater

"He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point. "

I lost it at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693224)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: Ebony menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693602)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: cobalt glittery stage associate

millenial angel of death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693962)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

This is now the title. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696530)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: hideous lemon stag film

FUCK MY ASS you are such an underrated poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694556)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694804)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694826)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: fighting giraffe bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697916)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: fuchsia ticket booth codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715228)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn

And now, the audio book, courtesy of Dennis2 tp:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mH2yTwfmN3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715627)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine trip locus

magnificent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030838)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: stirring theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693182)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: stirring theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693172)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch

kick his fucking ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685248)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: bateful athletic conference market

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688961)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: razzmatazz olive forum

Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of companies are like this (advertising and PR come to mind), but fuck if I don't work in Disneyland right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685986)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: Ultramarine Histrionic Space

academia too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685998)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: swashbuckling corn cake boiling water

Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for being too stupid to notice an obvious typo. Htfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686007)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: irradiated cruise ship lettuce

Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his language, and cc all the partners in your practice area. But edit the associates original message to you so it starts with "Hey Fuck Face" and reads like straight up Ebonics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686471)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: Mewling stock car

Prime number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686531)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: appetizing out-of-control turdskin

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686622)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Rose stimulating knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686936)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: amber windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686950)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Thriller crystalline brethren

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687305)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:28 AM
Author: Twinkling Area Laser Beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687848)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: bearded digit ratio

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: comical silver death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689268)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: charismatic self-centered heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689372)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: salmon elite meetinghouse hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692931)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: yellow garrison kitty cat

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693606)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: Floppy box office candlestick maker

i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had been working for a month), see a mistake I had made, ignore it, let it get turned in, and then chew me out after our boss got wind of it. i dont understand why law brings out the worst in people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686560)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

it may be the other way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686937)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: contagious flatulent mad-dog skullcap

The law brings out the worst people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687853)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

The worst people bring themselves out to law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691350)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: razzle buff mad cow disease hospital

What was the mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687856)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: Floppy box office candlestick maker

Missed one part of the record that provided additional support for our argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693585)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:57 AM
Author: Beady-eyed gold casino

The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasants and stole grain for their own barn still exist, and it seems a good number of these fascist boot lickers populate the halls of our great vee 20. Make no mistake you will get to face timeless evil, and feel it's icy materialistic grip around your little life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:15 AM
Author: Aggressive piazza roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687743)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: Rambunctious Ratface Skinny Woman

senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to protect their perceived value to the firm. often, this comes at a price to your own career. when a senior associate redlines the shit out of your work product, and CC'es a nervous, out-of-touch partner, he knows precisely what he is doing. it has no pedagogical value, nor is it related to your professional development. instead, it is a reminder to the partner (1) what a fuck up you are, and (2) how lost the partner would be w/o that senior associate.

the paycheck-to-paycheck motherfuckers (more common than you'd think) are particularly toxic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687788)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:07 AM
Author: Gay startling principal's office hairy legs

TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's entire career is built on handling only one kind of case and when his practice area slows he knows half the people like him are going to be fucked so the competition to be the most anal of the little Eichmanns to justify them keep you when they let the rest go results in precisely this. The dirty little secret is any retard off the street can do the work, but only the most anal little bitches will survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687810)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 AM
Author: Ultramarine Histrionic Space

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687791)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: soul-stirring aqua queen of the night university

"its" not "it's"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687852)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: bearded digit ratio

ExplAin

This has always confounded me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688034)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: Galvanic kitchen regret

"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688883)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: bearded digit ratio

i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and its is for genderless items and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688910)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: titillating pit

It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed this up till I was 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706922)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film

lol are you retarded are something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Mauve drunken sex offender senate

I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my memo apart, and CC'd partner"

I thought OP was bragging about a highly productive day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689040)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: flirting lavender potus stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689044)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be a case on that point. Cc'd partner

I lost it. I immediately responded cc' partner "well I don't know what you want me to do. If you know the cite to the case please let me know, because I've read 30 cases so far and nothing on point."

I am about to walk the fuck out

Edit: I prob will be escorted out after that response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689070)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: cracking scarlet mediation

sounds like a reasonable response to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689093)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac stage coldplay fan

Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was:

"Here are the six different search terms I've used trying to locate a case and I've come up empty. [List them]. [Senior associate's name], I welcome suggestions about what else to try, because I am out of ideas."

Now you've demonstrated what you've done, and basically challenged the senior associate in front of the partner to step up and contribute substantively. And you've done it without having a tantrum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689112)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689125)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: cracking scarlet mediation

fair enough

i still think some sort of physical beating is justified

not a tantrum but rather a systematic, carefully calibrated, beating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689197)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: provocative trust fund site

As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that I sent him an email explaining the steps I took, including search terms used, to find some bullshit case that clearly didn't exist because the law was unequivocally against us.

He was screaming at me about how he didn't care what searches I ran and that I needed to find something no matter what because the motion we were bringing HAD to be made (even though we had no fucking legal basis to bring it).

It was utterly surreal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691671)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Chartreuse quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694857)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Marvelous station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696687)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030577)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sienna Ladyboy

This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first email. You practically invited him to fuck you in the ass again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689097)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

I'll wait for the response on this email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689119)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay

I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689122)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Sienna Ladyboy

In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him like a man that he is a fucking little bitch for doing that and if he does it again you don't care if it costs you your job, it will be the FUCKING last time he ever clicks send with a good finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: purple shitlib lay

I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked when I was your age. But these days I honestly think it would backfire so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689140)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: vibrant maniacal house

Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner as soon as you leave his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689169)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

That's correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691391)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: flirting lavender potus stead

DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689207)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

Bald overweight and bad posture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689233)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Big center toaster

To be fair,

This doesn't really narrow it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689456)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691406)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691538)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: Primrose Underhanded Office

I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attorney... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Senior. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a memo of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're a Cornell grad, right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I saw A Civil Action? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' legal style manual. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689977)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696631)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: mahogany nursing home macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697191)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692570)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Violent excitant internal respiration

But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694009)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: comical silver death wish

it sure is... we all float down here georgie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694777)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: adventurous translucent gas station

this is something i don't understand about working in law.

why not practice a division of labor? hire some proofreaders at $25K to review/format everything on an assembly line basis.

why are people with expensive 'legal educations' and $300K salaries spending all of their time discussing and bitching about comma spacing. it seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694015)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Violent excitant internal respiration

THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694022)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Aggressive piazza roast beef

because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694029)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: supple bat shit crazy brunch

Shhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694808)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film

Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this miserable terrestrial experiment once and for all? Some things in this world just don't make sense, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696649)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: Obsidian razzle-dazzle background story

Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every little thing to the proofreader, so there's always the risk of typos in emails, short memos, etc. Plus some minor errors are things only someone with knowledge of the transaction/lawsuit would catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697820)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: kink-friendly institution azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696062)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696718)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: hideous lemon stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696869)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more of this shit done to me over the last two days. I just stopped answering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697992)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: chrome arousing juggernaut dilemma

from the same SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706684)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: at-the-ready locale

yea. i don't even respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715593)