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Jerkoff associate fucking ripped my memo apart and CC'd partner

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had ...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/13/15
Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the ki...
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on t...
Coral histrionic chapel prole
  04/13/15
do you like lit
contagious harsh business firm
  04/13/15
sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing brief...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/13/15
You like holding the partner's briefcase?
Greedy talented legend
  04/14/15
tcq
jade thirsty parlour dysfunction
  04/14/15
yea ilol
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/18/15
I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "s...
Jet-lagged school
  06/03/15
is this flame? or is law actually like this?
bull headed elastic band sanctuary
  04/13/15
actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/13/15
It is like this, not always, but sometimes.
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not r...
Ivory boiling water
  04/13/15
...
cobalt stag film
  04/13/15
Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal b...
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucki...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/13/15
LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i'...
Diverse Library Factory Reset Button
  04/13/15
LOL no.
Blathering box office indirect expression
  04/13/15
(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips t...
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
...
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
...
vivacious space
  04/14/15
180 username btw
fragrant famous landscape painting idiot
  04/14/15
azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
true true
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
...
Dull adventurous abode
  04/15/15
(ARE Firm prole)
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
just. like. this.
self-absorbed nibblets dog poop
  04/13/15
If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to t...
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse y...
Ivory boiling water
  04/13/15
one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exa...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/13/15
that bitch!
Vibrant reading party
  04/13/15
what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they ...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/13/15
...
sable corner cuckoldry
  04/14/15
lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back &qu...
Charcoal Water Buffalo Skinny Woman
  04/14/15
Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between ...
primrose narrow-minded black woman
  04/14/15
Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the qualit...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/14/15
...
Impertinent cruel-hearted place of business
  04/14/15
...
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
Holy Mother of God
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
lol @ are lives
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfull...
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
dropping the comma between the business name and the busines...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/14/15
Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first st...
primrose narrow-minded black woman
  04/14/15
based on this chick's general managerial style i think her r...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/14/15
Moniker potential right here folks agreement in good face...
Cordovan out-of-control theatre kitty
  04/15/15
That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to ...
primrose narrow-minded black woman
  04/14/15
Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pre...
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/14/15
again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer,...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/14/15
fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have t...
plum odious electric furnace
  04/14/15
I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee a...
Motley Twinkling Rehab
  04/14/15
Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?
primrose narrow-minded black woman
  04/14/15
100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that envi...
laughsome angry jap
  04/14/15
shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase c...
Sickened pocket flask
  04/14/15
what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (bank...
Bright base idea he suggested
  06/03/15
I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on...
Sickened pocket flask
  04/14/15
To be fair, The keyword in this entire paragraph: "s...
bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan
  04/14/15
Jfc
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/14/15
I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets result...
heady home
  04/13/15
Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.
contagious harsh business firm
  04/13/15
...as I said.
Coral histrionic chapel prole
  04/13/15
...
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
...
Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall
  04/14/15
, faggot.
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
2bclear the intent here was romneyfication
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
Pure faggot. People like you should burn.
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
You give a bad name to pumo kind
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/14/15
Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked wit...
cream stage
  04/17/15
Bro, trust me, just forget about it. Either you work for ...
Apoplectic party of the first part
  04/13/15
yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/13/15
cause he is a bitch ass fag
Vibrant reading party
  04/13/15
Physically confront him. Sent from my Iridium
Red den friendly grandma
  04/13/15
*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*
Pea-brained azure pisswyrm
  04/13/15
I was thinking more along the lines of: *enters his offic...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/13/15
Instead of be weell, "thank"
Useless pistol
  04/13/15
TITCE Sent from my Iridium
Red den friendly grandma
  04/13/15
alpha
turquoise range
  04/13/15
"on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs...
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/13/15
...
Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall
  04/14/15
...
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
...
big laser beams giraffe
  04/14/15
To be fair, *You're suprised to receive an email five min...
bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan
  04/14/15
The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/14/15
Fucking scholarship. This made my day
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/14/15
TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/14/15
"He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the ...
jade thirsty parlour dysfunction
  04/14/15
...
cobalt stag film
  04/14/15
millenial angel of death
Rusted goyim deer antler
  04/15/15
This is now the title. TY
Red den friendly grandma
  04/15/15
FUCK MY ASS you are such an underrated poaster.
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
...
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/15/15
...
beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy public bath private investor
  04/15/15
...
Honey-headed Costumed Pozpig
  04/15/15
...
citrine gas station boistinker
  04/18/15
And now, the audio book, courtesy of Dennis2 tp: http://v...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/18/15
magnificent
onyx house-broken jewess selfie
  06/03/15
180
jade thirsty parlour dysfunction
  04/14/15
180
jade thirsty parlour dysfunction
  04/14/15
kick his fucking ass
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/13/15
KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!
silver generalized bond blood rage
  04/14/15
Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of compan...
nubile canary turdskin
  04/13/15
academia too
turquoise range
  04/13/15
Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for bein...
Orchid Lay Quadroon
  04/13/15
Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his langua...
bronze kitty cat
  04/13/15
Prime number.
at-the-ready juggernaut
  04/13/15
lol
contagious harsh business firm
  04/14/15
...
self-absorbed nibblets dog poop
  04/14/15
...
Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall
  04/14/15
omg
Purple magical mother
  04/14/15
lol
crimson misunderstood locale
  04/14/15
Lol
Sickened pocket flask
  04/14/15
...
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/14/15
...
big laser beams giraffe
  04/14/15
...
dashing outnumbered rigpig
  04/14/15
ljl
trip claret sneaky criminal
  04/14/15
i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had be...
glittery hilarious immigrant
  04/13/15
it may be the other way around
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
The law brings out the worst people?
curious senate
  04/14/15
The worst people bring themselves out to law
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
What was the mistake?
primrose narrow-minded black woman
  04/14/15
Missed one part of the record that provided additional suppo...
glittery hilarious immigrant
  04/14/15
The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasant...
pale supple forum azn
  04/14/15
...
Aromatic Fat Ankles
  04/14/15
senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to pro...
Vermilion mind-boggling travel guidebook university
  04/14/15
TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's ent...
Motley Twinkling Rehab
  04/14/15
180
turquoise range
  04/14/15
"its" not "it's"
Floppy saffron site international law enforcement agency
  04/14/15
ExplAin This has always confounded me
Sickened pocket flask
  04/14/15
"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.
laughsome angry jap
  04/14/15
i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and i...
Sickened pocket flask
  04/14/15
It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed thi...
alcoholic mentally impaired ladyboy
  04/17/15
lol are you retarded are something?
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my m...
arousing ratface market
  04/14/15
...
Electric ocher associate pit
  04/14/15
Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/14/15
sounds like a reasonable response to me
fragrant famous landscape painting idiot
  04/14/15
Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was: ...
Coral histrionic chapel prole
  04/14/15
Cr
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
fair enough i still think some sort of physical beating i...
fragrant famous landscape painting idiot
  04/14/15
As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that...
Ivory boiling water
  04/14/15
...
beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy public bath private investor
  04/15/15
...
cerebral awkward nowag
  04/15/15
Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)
passionate yarmulke rigor
  06/03/15
This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first...
Peach pungent patrolman
  04/14/15
I'll wait for the response on this email
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/14/15
I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him...
Peach pungent patrolman
  04/14/15
I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked whe...
Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks
  04/14/15
Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner a...
Greedy talented legend
  04/14/15
That's correct.
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.
Electric ocher associate pit
  04/14/15
Bald overweight and bad posture.
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/14/15
To be fair, This doesn't really narrow it down
bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan
  04/14/15
...
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/14/15
...
Vibrant reading party
  04/14/15
I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attor...
razzmatazz lime ape queen of the night
  04/14/15
lol tyft
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
...
Impertinent cruel-hearted place of business
  04/15/15
...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/14/15
But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?
Dull adventurous abode
  04/15/15
it sure is... we all float down here georgie
Stimulating nursing home alpha
  04/15/15
this is something i don't understand about working in law. ...
boyish messiness
  04/15/15
THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY
Dull adventurous abode
  04/15/15
because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.
Aromatic Fat Ankles
  04/15/15
Shhhhh
Irradiated Chad Crackhouse
  04/15/15
Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this...
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every littl...
vivacious space
  04/15/15
...
Red den friendly grandma
  04/15/15
...
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
...
Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life
  04/15/15
Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more ...
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/15/15
from the same SA?
Vibrant reading party
  04/17/15
yea. i don't even respond
passionate yarmulke rigor
  04/18/15


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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

JFC it was some dumb vague question. I wrote a memo and had one typo in the case name when just doing basic summary. He is like is that a different case or a typo? Please shepardized everything again, those cases seem old. Yea no shit i fucking shepardized it when doing it- obv still good law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684813)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

Sorry man. Cc'ing the partner is a dick move. He is the kind of lawyer who gives lawyers a bad name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684830)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Coral histrionic chapel prole

definitely. but i know there are a handful of assholes on this bort who would do this without a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684857)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: contagious harsh business firm

do you like lit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684839)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

sometimes when i am in court i like it. I like writing briefs sometimes when it is interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684855)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Greedy talented legend

You like holding the partner's briefcase?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689126)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:53 PM
Author: jade thirsty parlour dysfunction

tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692771)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:47 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

yea ilol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715675)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:27 PM
Author: Jet-lagged school

I like how you qualified both of your sentences with "sometimes," because, y'know, the truth is that your job is probably very dull and frustrating 95% of the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030586)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:05 PM
Author: bull headed elastic band sanctuary

is this flame? or is law actually like this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684842)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

actually like this. plus i am fucking withdrawing from booze and shaking like a fucking leaf trying to write these bullshit memos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684845)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

It is like this, not always, but sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684849)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Ivory boiling water

lol. its like this every fucking day. OP's mistake was not rereading this internal memo 7 fucking times to avoid being humiliated over some meaningless typo lmao



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684870)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: cobalt stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684905)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

Lol. So true. The amount of time spent proofing internal bullshit is unbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684911)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

the worst part is the pressure to not overbill and get fucking yelled at. So you are stuck spending like 3 hours writing the shit fucking worrying about overbilling and getting cut and than they want you to spend another hour proof reading it. So you know your hours will be cut even more.

Obv if i wasn't stressed the fuck out about overbilling the shit i would have read the thing like 8 times. Also this was an assignment due ASAP, meaning i got it the night before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684932)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Diverse Library Factory Reset Button

LJL at spending time polishing an internal fucking email. i've never done this. just get it done ASAP and end with an explanation of what you're doing next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685359)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:45 PM
Author: Blathering box office indirect expression

LOL no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685893)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:03 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

(Pumo who is not at a top law firm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686033)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:09 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

sounds like a great way to get a partner to press his lips together and narrow his eyes ever so sligthly at me every time i pass him in the hall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686650)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689024)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: vivacious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689051)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 PM
Author: fragrant famous landscape painting idiot

180 username btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689065)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:19 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

azngrlification of monikers is SWEEPING the bort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

true true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689437)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:13 AM
Author: Dull adventurous abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693942)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:43 AM
Author: Vibrant reading party

(ARE Firm prole)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686917)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:46 PM
Author: self-absorbed nibblets dog poop

just. like. this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685253)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

If it's any consolation, he looks like a shitty manager to the partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684862)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:09 PM
Author: Ivory boiling water

no such thing as a shitty manager in a law firm. the worse you are, the more time gets billed, the more revenue you generate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684881)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:13 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

one of my several bosses is a biglaw refugee and this is exactly her style. "why is the footnote spacing on page 4 different from page 5, please correct and review, attention to detail is important" cc all senior associates and an md

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684922)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:27 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

that bitch!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685069)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:49 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

what goes on in people's heads that that is the person they want to be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685272)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:04 AM
Author: sable corner cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687825)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 4:52 AM
Author: Charcoal Water Buffalo Skinny Woman

lol i got sometihng like that one time, I responded back "no it isn't" and two of the founders were giving me high fives later, sweet jesus in house was so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687703)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: primrose narrow-minded black woman

Recently went in-house, and I have noticed a divide between those in the biglaw-attention-to-detail group and those that are in the does-this-do-what-we-need-it-to-do group.The former group is insufferable.

What did you reply? Did you fix the footnote?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687807)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:22 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

Yes, and for my trouble I got a lecture about how the quality of my work needs to improve and I need to lavish the same attention and care on internal documents as I would on client deliverables

The absolute worst part is when I start to internalize this and think that I suck at life because I wrote "fucknuts llc" instead of "fucknuts COMMA llc" on an internal memo three people will read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688927)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:15 PM
Author: Impertinent cruel-hearted place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689235)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:21 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689273)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

Holy Mother of God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689429)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

lol @ are lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689436)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

Was it really a comma? Or are you exaggerating to rightfully mock them and feel better about your egregious misspelling of Orthopedic? Or was it something as comical as "agreement in good face?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689490)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

dropping the comma between the business name and the business entity type is a MASSIVE pet peeve of this bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693563)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: primrose narrow-minded black woman

Sorry about that bro. Somw ppl never let go. When I first started, I revised a doc as if I were in biglaw. (e.g., proper alignment, automatic cross referencing, removing the unecessary space, etc). Boss was like, "This is good. But, you don't have to spend time on this. If it gets the job done, that is enough." World changed for me after that. I am careful, but I won't spend hours reviewing every doc to make it perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693604)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:36 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

based on this chick's general managerial style i think her redlining is about power, not style

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693625)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Cordovan out-of-control theatre kitty

Moniker potential right here folks

agreement in good face?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696671)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:13 PM
Author: primrose narrow-minded black woman

That sounds like hell. Was there anyone that was willing to support you?

Sometimes on conference calls, some other in-house atty in another region will start ripping a document apart and my boss pretty much tells the lil dooder to calm the fuck down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691362)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:16 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse

Tbf getting the punctuation wrong on an entity name is a pretty bad fuckup, assuming it isn't one of like 800 names in an endless list of names or something,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691379)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:29 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

again, internal shit that no one will see. i'm not a lawyer, these are briefs to other consultants on the team about companies we do work for and their competitors etc, or like a team checklist of tasks to be completed with a list of corresponding client names. ex-biglaw refugee is i assume just unable to resist whatever sadistic pavlovian reaction was tortured into her in biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693573)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:41 PM
Author: plum odious electric furnace

fuck now my blood pressure is up thinking about how i have to deal with this shit in seven hours nad i won't be able to sleep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693672)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:04 AM
Author: Motley Twinkling Rehab

I'm in-house at a place where everyone is a biglaw refugee and so everything is like this. We bounce documents because of apostrophes. The level of anal is so bad that when I leave here I'm leaving a giant dildo and a bottle of lube on my desk.

Shitlaw dudes wouldnt last a week here. They can't write for shit and they would break down crying after they got back a few redlines from these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687809)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:36 AM
Author: primrose narrow-minded black woman

Does anyone senior ever step in to stop this petty shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687818)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:18 AM
Author: laughsome angry jap

100% cr that shitlaw dudes wouldn't last a week in that environment but I think you thoroughly miss the difference between most shitlawyers and big lawyers with the second part. Most shitlawyers don't really care enough to cry over something someone at work says.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688071)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:25 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

shitlaw survives on roadkill. they dont have time to chase commas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688936)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Bright base idea he suggested

what type of company? I've only heard of a few places (banks/financial institutions) where legal QOL/culture is as bad as at a firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030727)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:28 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

I work with a refugee as well. She doesn't pull this shit on me but does on EVERYONE junior. Worst part is that her products and emails are riddled with errors, not just typos. She is especially prolific at churning out language we emphatically agreed against using when she marks something up. ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688947)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan

To be fair,

The keyword in this entire paragraph: "she"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689377)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:14 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691373)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:17 PM
Author: heady home

I pull the CC move a lot. Like it or hate it, it gets results.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684956)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:19 PM
Author: contagious harsh business firm

Oh please be assured your colleagues hate both it and you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684977)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: Coral histrionic chapel prole

...as I said.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27684992)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685260)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686938)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

, faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686658)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:10 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

2bclear the intent here was romneyfication



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692890)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks

Pure faggot. People like you should burn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse

You give a bad name to pumo kind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691389)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:43 AM
Author: cream stage

Sure does. But also destroys any goodwill. I have worked with people who take this approach, as well as people who show a willingness to handle shit when you have other things to do. I do a lot more to help the latter folks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706985)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: Apoplectic party of the first part

Bro, trust me, just forget about it.

Either you work for a reasonable partner, who is going to see the senior associate as being petty here and not think anything of it or you work for an insane partner, in which case this one thing isn't going to change the fact that you are working for an insane partner.

If you want to not go crazy, you need to let shit roll off of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685001)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

yea i dont really care just don't know why he wouldn't email me and just say hey follow up on this - we are talking to client tom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685025)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

cause he is a bitch ass fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685089)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:28 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

Physically confront him.

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685080)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Pea-brained azure pisswyrm

*trips him from behind as he walks down the hall*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685147)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

I was thinking more along the lines of:

*enters his office*

'What's up?'

"You seem confused."

'What are you talking about?'

"Let me help. You seem confused. That I'm the sort of person to be fucked with."

{laughs, uncomfortably, confusedly}

*You slide a piece of paper across the table to him*

{On the paper are names and addresses--his family home, his wife's place of work, his mother and father's home, his children's schools, most importantly, his dog groomer's business address}

{on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs}

"Would be a shame if anything happened."

*you get up to exit*

"Thank."

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685244)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Useless pistol

Instead of be weell, "thank"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685301)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

TITCE

Sent from my Iridium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685307)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: turquoise range

alpha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685971)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life

"on the backside is a grid of corresponding photographs"

burst out laughing at this part, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686045)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686948)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689036)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: big laser beams giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689367)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan

To be fair,

*You're suprised to receive an email five minutes later, marked "Urgent," copying the entire firm*

"Neumann,

Have reviewed the draft threatening note you turned this morning. Some initial comments:

My wife's middle name is "Jaycee," not "Kaycee". Also, we recently moved our youngest daughter to a new daycare facility, but I see that you have lasted the old one here--have you checked to confirm that all of these addresses are accurate and up-to-date? This is a fairly major issue.

Can you find a more flattering picture of my son to use (e.g. without any missing teeth in the simile)?

Thanks.

Dave

--

Sent from my iPhone -- Please excuse any typos."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689427)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

The cab pulled up in front of his house. Another long night at the firm--hard work had its virtues. He didn't bother looking at the meter. He already knew the fare; had taken the route countless late nights and early mornings, weekdays and weekends, Christmases, Easters, Thanksgivings--it didn't matter. The half-hour journey was always an opportunity: to savor the satisfaction of another motion turned, another memo swiftly revised, another critical issue run down. He was that good, and he knew it.

He handed the driver exact fare--tips were for exceeding expectations, not doing your job--and shimmied out of the backseat. As he approached the front door, he failed to notice that none of the usual exterior lights were on; he was too wrapped up in another remembrance of the day. Chuckling to himself, he thought of the exchange with the associate that morning; of the firmwide riposte he'd shot back. HR had called almost immediately: the associate would be escorted out "within the hour"; "of course, additional measures are being considered." Profuse apologies were offered all around.

He was at the door now, still wrapped in his reverie. "Well, that's what happens," he whispered, a self-satisfied smile creeping to lips, "when you mess with the best." He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point.

The physical exertion--he was panting on the porch from the jabs--recalled him to the present. Eyeing the door knob, he fumbled for his keys, found them in the pocket-watch pocket of his vest, shoved them into the lock to enter his "Suburban Castle." And because of the lack of light and because he was tired and because he'd performed this empty ritual a thousand times before, he also failed to notice the four thick red smears running down the panel of the door. This would prove to be an unfortunate oversight.

He walked through the foyer into the kitchen. Mumbling to himself "honey, I'm home"--but only ironically, since he was both witty and modern--he swung open the refrigerator door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689873)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:42 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

Fucking scholarship. This made my day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689925)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

TY brother. Just keep in mind, you're never without options.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27690196)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:46 PM
Author: jade thirsty parlour dysfunction

"He shadowboxed against the night air to emphasize the point. "

I lost it at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693224)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: cobalt stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693602)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:16 AM
Author: Rusted goyim deer antler

millenial angel of death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693962)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:12 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

This is now the title. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696530)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:12 AM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life

FUCK MY ASS you are such an underrated poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694556)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694804)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:26 AM
Author: beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy public bath private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694826)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:39 PM
Author: Honey-headed Costumed Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697916)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: citrine gas station boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715228)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma

And now, the audio book, courtesy of Dennis2 tp:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mH2yTwfmN3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715627)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 5:01 PM
Author: onyx house-broken jewess selfie

magnificent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030838)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:43 PM
Author: jade thirsty parlour dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693182)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: jade thirsty parlour dysfunction

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693172)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse

kick his fucking ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685248)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: silver generalized bond blood rage

KICK HIS ASS, SEABASS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688961)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:58 PM
Author: nubile canary turdskin

Such a backstabbing, horrible culture. Some areas of companies are like this (advertising and PR come to mind), but fuck if I don't work in Disneyland right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685986)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 10:59 PM
Author: turquoise range

academia too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27685998)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Orchid Lay Quadroon

Cc the partner on your reply where you call him out for being too stupid to notice an obvious typo. Htfh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686007)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: bronze kitty cat

Reply all with something polite, ask him to watch his language, and cc all the partners in your practice area. But edit the associates original message to you so it starts with "Hey Fuck Face" and reads like straight up Ebonics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686471)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:55 PM
Author: at-the-ready juggernaut

Prime number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686531)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:07 AM
Author: contagious harsh business firm

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686622)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: self-absorbed nibblets dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686936)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:50 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle iridescent hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686950)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:54 AM
Author: Purple magical mother

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687305)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:28 AM
Author: crimson misunderstood locale

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687848)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688030)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689268)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:37 PM
Author: big laser beams giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689372)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692931)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:34 PM
Author: trip claret sneaky criminal

ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693606)



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Date: April 13th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: glittery hilarious immigrant

i had a "senior" attorney review my work (i had been working for a month), see a mistake I had made, ignore it, let it get turned in, and then chew me out after our boss got wind of it. i dont understand why law brings out the worst in people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686560)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Vibrant reading party

it may be the other way around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27686937)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:39 AM
Author: curious senate

The law brings out the worst people?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687853)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

The worst people bring themselves out to law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691350)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:42 AM
Author: primrose narrow-minded black woman

What was the mistake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687856)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 11:31 PM
Author: glittery hilarious immigrant

Missed one part of the record that provided additional support for our argument

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27693585)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 3:57 AM
Author: pale supple forum azn

The same humans that sucked the Kings dick, tortured peasants and stole grain for their own barn still exist, and it seems a good number of these fascist boot lickers populate the halls of our great vee 20. Make no mistake you will get to face timeless evil, and feel it's icy materialistic grip around your little life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:15 AM
Author: Aromatic Fat Ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687743)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:41 AM
Author: Vermilion mind-boggling travel guidebook university

senior associates / counsel will do whatever it takes to protect their perceived value to the firm. often, this comes at a price to your own career. when a senior associate redlines the shit out of your work product, and CC'es a nervous, out-of-touch partner, he knows precisely what he is doing. it has no pedagogical value, nor is it related to your professional development. instead, it is a reminder to the partner (1) what a fuck up you are, and (2) how lost the partner would be w/o that senior associate.

the paycheck-to-paycheck motherfuckers (more common than you'd think) are particularly toxic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687788)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:07 AM
Author: Motley Twinkling Rehab

TCR. The is especially true in litigation where a dude's entire career is built on handling only one kind of case and when his practice area slows he knows half the people like him are going to be fucked so the competition to be the most anal of the little Eichmanns to justify them keep you when they let the rest go results in precisely this. The dirty little secret is any retard off the street can do the work, but only the most anal little bitches will survive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687810)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 5:45 AM
Author: turquoise range

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687791)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:35 AM
Author: Floppy saffron site international law enforcement agency

"its" not "it's"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27687852)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

ExplAin

This has always confounded me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688034)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:10 PM
Author: laughsome angry jap

"Its" is the neutered version of his or her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688883)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:17 PM
Author: Sickened pocket flask

i see, so zhir is for person of either or more genders and its is for genderless items and people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27688910)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 9:28 AM
Author: alcoholic mentally impaired ladyboy

It's only applies when you are saying it is. I screwed this up till I was 30.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706922)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:26 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life

lol are you retarded are something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696621)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: arousing ratface market

I read this as: "Jerkoff associate, fucking ripped my memo apart, and CC'd partner"

I thought OP was bragging about a highly productive day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689040)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Electric ocher associate pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689044)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

Omg I did the fucking edits. He wrote - well there has to be a case on that point. Cc'd partner

I lost it. I immediately responded cc' partner "well I don't know what you want me to do. If you know the cite to the case please let me know, because I've read 30 cases so far and nothing on point."

I am about to walk the fuck out

Edit: I prob will be escorted out after that response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689070)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: fragrant famous landscape painting idiot

sounds like a reasonable response to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689093)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Coral histrionic chapel prole

Nah, it was counter-productive. The right response was:

"Here are the six different search terms I've used trying to locate a case and I've come up empty. [List them]. [Senior associate's name], I welcome suggestions about what else to try, because I am out of ideas."

Now you've demonstrated what you've done, and basically challenged the senior associate in front of the partner to step up and contribute substantively. And you've done it without having a tantrum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689112)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689125)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:08 PM
Author: fragrant famous landscape painting idiot

fair enough

i still think some sort of physical beating is justified

not a tantrum but rather a systematic, carefully calibrated, beating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689197)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 7:06 PM
Author: Ivory boiling water

As a first year I had a senior become absolutely LIVID that I sent him an email explaining the steps I took, including search terms used, to find some bullshit case that clearly didn't exist because the law was unequivocally against us.

He was screaming at me about how he didn't care what searches I ran and that I needed to find something no matter what because the motion we were bringing HAD to be made (even though we had no fucking legal basis to bring it).

It was utterly surreal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691671)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: beady-eyed bat-shit-crazy public bath private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694857)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:34 PM
Author: cerebral awkward nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696687)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 4:26 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

Neger v. Neger, 93 N.J. 15 (1983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#28030577)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:56 PM
Author: Peach pungent patrolman

This is your fault for not curb stomping him after the first email. You practically invited him to fuck you in the ass again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689097)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

I'll wait for the response on this email

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689119)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:59 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks

I'd stick a nail or two behind his tires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689122)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 12:55 PM
Author: Peach pungent patrolman

In all seriousness, go down to his office and explain to him like a man that he is a fucking little bitch for doing that and if he does it again you don't care if it costs you your job, it will be the FUCKING last time he ever clicks send with a good finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689086)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: Haunting School Cafeteria Wagecucks

I agree that talking to him like a man would have worked when I was your age. But these days I honestly think it would backfire so hard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689140)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:05 PM
Author: Greedy talented legend

Yeah this faggot will probably email HR and cc the partner as soon as you leave his office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689169)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:17 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party

That's correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691391)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:09 PM
Author: Electric ocher associate pit

DESCRIBE the senior associate in greater detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689207)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

Bald overweight and bad posture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689233)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: bistre thriller windowlicker coldplay fan

To be fair,

This doesn't really narrow it down

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689456)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:19 PM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691406)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: Vibrant reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27691538)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 2:47 PM
Author: razzmatazz lime ape queen of the night

I look at you... I don't see an intelligent, confident attorney... I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you're a genius Senior. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a memo of mine, and you ripped my fucking life apart. You're a Cornell grad, right? You think I know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are, because I saw A Civil Action? Does that encapsulate you? Personally... I don't give a shit about all that, because you know what, I can't learn anything from you, I can't read in some fuckin' legal style manual. Unless you want to talk about you, who you are. Then I'm fascinated. I'm in. But you don't want to do that do you sport? You're terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27689977)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:28 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696631)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:49 PM
Author: Impertinent cruel-hearted place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697191)



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Date: April 14th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27692570)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:21 AM
Author: Dull adventurous abode

But...like...*transactional* biglaw is pretty chill, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694009)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 7:54 AM
Author: Stimulating nursing home alpha

it sure is... we all float down here georgie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694777)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:22 AM
Author: boyish messiness

this is something i don't understand about working in law.

why not practice a division of labor? hire some proofreaders at $25K to review/format everything on an assembly line basis.

why are people with expensive 'legal educations' and $300K salaries spending all of their time discussing and bitching about comma spacing. it seems insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694015)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Dull adventurous abode

THE ISSUES ARE TOO HIGH LEVEL, OBVIOUSLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694022)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 12:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Fat Ankles

because you can't bill a proofreader out at $400 / hr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694029)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 8:16 AM
Author: Irradiated Chad Crackhouse

Shhhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27694808)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life

Why doesn't God send a fortuitous meteor or two and end this miserable terrestrial experiment once and for all? Some things in this world just don't make sense, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696649)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: vivacious space

Some firms do this. But you're not going to send every little thing to the proofreader, so there's always the risk of typos in emails, short memos, etc. Plus some minor errors are things only someone with knowledge of the transaction/lawsuit would catch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697820)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Red den friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696062)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696718)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 3:04 PM
Author: Shimmering Ungodly Dilemma Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27696869)



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Date: April 15th, 2015 5:54 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

Jesus you people are still talking about this. I got 8 more of this shit done to me over the last two days. I just stopped answering

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27697992)



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Date: April 17th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Vibrant reading party

from the same SA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27706684)



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Date: April 18th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: passionate yarmulke rigor

yea. i don't even respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2854641&forum_id=2#27715593)