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Go: http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/degro...
Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator
  05/08/09
Dude, those aren't even in the ballpark of the worst.
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
ROFL I like where this thread is going.
Contagious business firm cumskin
  05/08/09
"adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count"...
Effete submissive psychic
  05/08/09
Dude is a Fulbright scholar and Wisconsin is not a bad schoo...
Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house
  06/24/09
credited
kink-friendly white famous landscape painting
  02/06/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/benson.htm http://www.cooley....
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
i just threw up a little
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
See, the key is to find people who never even practiced at a...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
Holy fucking shit. I couldn't possibly see anyone having a ...
Contagious business firm cumskin
  05/08/09
yeah. they're paying 30K to learn from that bitch. but chris...
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
holy shit, I didn't know that. That's hilarious! http://...
Indecent House Juggernaut
  06/24/09
Holy fucking shit. How is this school not shut down by the p...
Sienna Resort
  02/06/10
the library sq footage thing has always cracked my shit up
Spruce sexy address
  02/26/10
it gets worse. michigan circuit courts arent even appellate ...
Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house
  05/14/09
To be fair, apparently they take appeals from traffic cou...
Blue House-broken Stage Clown
  06/24/09
The second one is a solid contender. Jeannette Buttrey. Ha...
Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator
  05/08/09
She is an associate prof, it seems. http://www.cooley.edu/f...
outnumbered field
  05/14/09
check her student case comment topic -- expectation of priva...
Blue House-broken Stage Clown
  06/24/09
i'm looking forward to her next masterwork of legal scholars...
Blue House-broken Stage Clown
  06/24/09
check it -- three degrees of separation from YALE: Jeanet...
Blue House-broken Stage Clown
  06/24/09
"Law isn't a profession. It's a calling."
ruddy lodge
  05/08/09
made me cringe
know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace
  02/26/10
Dude, that chick was on law review.
Dead regret
  05/14/09
in spanish buttrey means butt king.
Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling hall
  06/24/09
LOL remember that closer, Ray King?
Concupiscible Flatulent Really Tough Guy Cuck
  06/24/09
ty
motley magenta theater stage
  06/24/09
Before joining the Cooley faculty, Professor Benson enjoyed ...
Carnelian hideous private investor
  06/24/09
I actually agree with this despite his weak academic creds. ...
azure lascivious useless brakes temple
  06/24/09
I took a business law class in UG where the teacher had simi...
irate electric gaming laptop
  06/24/09
cr I actually like this guy's background
Cracking tanning salon associate
  02/06/10
I snickered when I read "J.D. Cooley Law School, 1986.&...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
Saginaw Valley State College? Is that on a fucking indian r...
Curious roommate
  02/26/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/clement.htm http://www.cooley...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
how much do you think these morons make?
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
you think they are morons because?
Passionate canary filthpig shrine
  06/24/09
http://www.saltlaw.org/userfiles/SALT%20salary%20survey%2020...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
The first woman clerked for the Mich Supreme Court, that's g...
Contagious business firm cumskin
  05/08/09
Um, I don't know if you even read her bio, but she's kind of...
big gas station coldplay fan
  05/08/09
lol, Davenport is a for-profit university and I think it's a...
Brass Roast Beef Dilemma
  05/16/09
the first 2 and the last one look like white trash.
Disgusting Floppy Indian Lodge
  02/06/10
http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mckneelen.htm http://www.cool...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
it does take skill to land cum laude at cooley, however. ...
primrose odious persian space
  05/08/09
"She also supervised third-year law students in the KRA...
Contagious business firm cumskin
  05/08/09
Some of your nominees work in clinic and skill classes (see,...
marvelous coral rigpig
  05/13/09
hey, that last woman is pretty cute. not bad.
Disgusting Floppy Indian Lodge
  02/06/10
...
primrose odious persian space
  05/08/09
this guy doesn't belong here
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
oh, we're just talking edu pedigree? how about straight up i...
primrose odious persian space
  05/08/09
There is no way to objectively judge quality as an instructo...
Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator
  05/08/09
for the purposes of this thread you may be right, but it wou...
Passionate canary filthpig shrine
  06/24/09
http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MeganBittakis.htm http://w...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
I love this quote "Professor Freeman started her legal ...
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  05/13/09
If she works hard, one day she'll move up to partnership tax...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/garcia.html http:...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
The first one is not a real professor. I have never heard o...
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  05/08/09
bottom of the page: The University of La Verne College of La...
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
So that's a no, right?
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  05/08/09
http://www.abanet.org/legaled/approvedlawschools/approved.ht...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALLLLLL.
Slap-happy Glittery Hairy Legs Elastic Band
  05/14/09
lol
know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace
  02/26/10
So apparently if you graduate from Cooley and manage to get ...
motley magenta theater stage
  05/08/09
you think they make 100k+? maybe i shoudl teach for cooley
unholy topaz forum feces
  05/08/09
Assistant professor: $92,000 Associate professor: $130,000 ...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
wtf? why doesn't everybody just be a professor there? altho...
unholy topaz forum feces
  05/08/09
You think they even bother with Erie? I doubt it's a big co...
Vibrant queen of the night
  05/08/09
They do. It's a nightmare to sit through that class. Thi...
greedy fanboi
  02/06/10
LOLPWNED
Twinkling casino digit ratio
  02/24/10
Wow. What a racket.
Contagious business firm cumskin
  05/08/09
My guess is that these numbers are basically outright lies. ...
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  05/08/09
cooley tuition is not
Self-centered Ungodly Area
  05/14/09
Jesus, they should hire me. I'll be the Kingsfield of Coole...
Brass Roast Beef Dilemma
  05/16/09
With the COL being so low you could live like a king out the...
charcoal provocative orchestra pit people who are hurt
  06/24/09
I think we have a winner: http://www.tsulaw.edu/faculty/p...
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  05/08/09
Bonus 3: He looks like he literally has downs syndrome.
ruddy lodge
  05/08/09
i lol'd
know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace
  02/26/10
He looks like he'd smell bad.
High-end razzle-dazzle travel guidebook pocket flask
  05/08/09
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im lulzing so bad in crying haha
translucent wild therapy messiness
  05/16/09
A++++
Bespoke dark athletic conference friendly grandma
  06/24/09
nah i think the bitch from cooley has him beat. but why wou...
useless mint ape
  05/08/09
Ph.D cand? Does that mean he never finished it? He only di...
Drab 180 liquid oxygen
  05/13/09
You're technically only a PhD candidate after passing quals....
outnumbered field
  05/14/09
Is that right? I thought it was Ph.D. candidate when youve b...
histrionic dun location
  06/24/09
Candidate is after quals. Or at least, it was for me. You ma...
big-titted salmon incel principal's office
  02/24/10
correct
outnumbered field
  02/26/10
"At the Ol 'Ball Game' and Beyond: Spectators and the P...
know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace
  02/26/10
Don't be so fast to declare a winner. We have lots of TTTTer...
marvelous coral rigpig
  05/13/09
"Teaching and Scholarship: Using Constitutional Law, es...
stirring jade nursing home laser beams
  05/13/09
It's probably a bad sign when the only journal you've publis...
marvelous coral rigpig
  05/13/09
hah you got it first. i laughed in the office.
confused whorehouse halford
  05/13/09
lol
Carnelian hideous private investor
  06/24/09
"Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clau...
confused whorehouse halford
  05/13/09
#3 is a candidate for sure. WTF? #2 is just as unqualified...
Heady garrison yarmulke
  05/14/09
#2 has at least been published. And the using Con Law to ...
motley magenta theater stage
  05/14/09
ESPECIALLY the commerce clause
Bearded black woman
  05/14/09
i know someone that goes here
charismatic round eye
  02/06/10
Should I send a resume to Cooley? I would love to get in on...
Out-of-control territorial chapel half-breed
  05/14/09
You'd have to live in Michigan
Self-centered Ungodly Area
  05/14/09
I'm there. I could buy a $1 house.
Out-of-control territorial chapel half-breed
  05/14/09
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=8
Dead regret
  05/14/09
?
motley magenta theater stage
  05/14/09
You can have a top-notch education and be completely unquali...
Dead regret
  05/14/09
roflcopter, i know some of his contracts students
Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house
  05/14/09
being a full professor but not having a named chair means th...
red appetizing site
  05/16/09
credited - DO NOT take him for evidence
racy opaque dopamine toaster
  05/16/09
Also, it doesn't really compare to some of the Cooley profs ...
Dead regret
  05/14/09
...
sadistic main people
  05/14/09
That is the chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel for T...
motley magenta theater stage
  05/14/09
There's no way I possibly could have posted that ironically....
Dead regret
  05/14/09
Should I have somehow inferred your sarcasm? Sorry.
motley magenta theater stage
  05/14/09
it's pretty obvious you only figured that out after the fact...
ultramarine vivacious church quadroon
  06/24/09
not so obvious to me. you might be dumb.
impressive double fault locale
  02/26/10
How much does she get paid? I thought she made her money of...
confused whorehouse halford
  06/24/09
she did the BarBri bankruptcy lecture in Illinois when i too...
translucent wild therapy messiness
  05/16/09
Since when does IL test bankruptcy on the bar exam?
gaped locus
  06/24/09
excellent choice, dipshit
ultramarine vivacious church quadroon
  06/24/09
i agree it's unclear that this is a joke
Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency
  06/24/09
http://www.law.duke.edu/fac/colemand/ No one from GULC is qu...
sadistic main people
  05/14/09
How the fuck dare you.
Bossy property crotch
  05/14/09
You ever see Golden Eye? You know the scene where the woman...
angry citrine center old irish cottage
  05/14/09
LOL at her putting stuff about her track and field career on...
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
http://law.shu.edu/Faculty/display-profile.cfm?customel_data...
fuchsia degenerate kitchen
  05/16/09
Is she supposed to be black?
outnumbered field
  05/16/09
2 publications in 20 years is terrible. Don't academics get...
seedy plaza
  02/06/10
...
Drunken Mind-boggling Goyim Ratface
  05/16/09
...
exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital
  06/24/09
http://www.tjsl.edu/faculty_m_markey
histrionic dun location
  06/24/09
http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=4...
Abusive Titillating Set Stock Car
  06/24/09
Ban
Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator
  06/24/09
http://www.law.uci.edu/profile_e_chemerinsky.html
histrionic dun location
  06/24/09
http://www.law.umn.edu/facultyprofiles/mcgeveranw.html
Internet-worthy self-absorbed office
  06/24/09
http://www.sulc.edu/faculty/grey.htm In July 2002 she was...
Crimson stage
  06/24/09
LONGER BUT STRONGER
Free-loading reading party
  06/24/09
holy shit. did you see this idiot's LS grades? http://ww...
sable boyish goal in life
  06/24/09
Here's how he lists his PhD "Ph.D. Criminal Justice:...
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
Capella Univeristy is an online school.
Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry
  06/24/09
I know. But he listed it's location as Minnesota, MN. What...
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
Yeah, I know. You couldn't see me my disgust at getting a Ph...
Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry
  06/24/09
Those grades were ridiculously bad. He was insane to try to ...
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
Of all the stuff I love about this guy's insanity, my favori...
Diverse State
  11/25/09
My shock is that he PAID for 2005 apparently, but they did n...
Galvanic Senate
  02/06/10
So in conclusion, We Have a Winner
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
technically not a law prof though
Arrogant point
  06/24/09
Did you not see the web address? He's PROFESSOR George Acker...
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
WHAT ABOUT DEGREES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Free-loading reading party
  06/24/09
it's gotta be prestigious if it doesn't even show up in a go...
Arrogant point
  06/24/09
He is licensed
Free-loading reading party
  06/24/09
As crazy as this dude is, it starts making sense when you re...
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
I missed this earlier
Free-loading reading party
  06/24/09
lol nice grades very good find
Arrogant point
  06/24/09
please explain how you found this gem?
Dashing mental disorder
  06/24/09
Know of him through a girl he used to date that I knew from ...
Free-loading reading party
  06/24/09
He is experienced in "all related fields." I al...
Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry
  06/24/09
His JD "Final Paper" was: The USA Patriot Act: An ...
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
That sounds like the title of a B- high school civics class ...
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
No, dood. I'm sure this will be looked back on as THE sourc...
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
His law school grades are atrocious. This is an amazing fin...
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
This find makes it a classic thread.
deep wrinkle telephone
  06/24/09
20 pages and no interests or activities section.
Comical demanding parlor
  06/24/09
This entire website is full of gold. Never have I seen a bi...
Heady garrison yarmulke
  07/23/09
Found gold: http://www.linkedin.com/pub/george-ackerman/7...
Diverse State
  11/25/09
Holy fuck. He listed internet explorer under "Skills&qu...
Sienna Resort
  02/06/10
That's only because he has "High Speed, DSL access.&quo...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
What is George Ackerman up to these days? His website is do...
Diverse State
  02/24/10
I know. I was so fucking bummed when the links didn't work....
Iridescent trust fund pisswyrm
  02/24/10
Anyone else counting the font styles on that resume?
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
2003-2006 Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For Y...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/06/10
bump
Heady garrison yarmulke
  07/23/09
...
Laughsome Ivory Depressive Theatre
  02/06/10
aep
Bespoke dark athletic conference friendly grandma
  02/06/10
A brutal but necessary exercise.
irradiated piazza chad
  02/26/10
http://www.asl.edu/faculty/index.aspx The whole faculty
razzle onyx codepig
  02/26/10
pales in comparison to cooley, however.
Beta Institution
  02/26/10
2 JDs from Penn 1 Boalt 1 GULC
bateful home
  02/26/10
Holy shit, check out Regent Law Review's write-on competitio...
flickering school foreskin
  02/26/10
Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Christ's Absolute Immunity from...
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/26/10
my torts professor
sinister lay
  02/26/10
Wait so let me get this straight. These Cooley professor...
bearded overrated windowlicker tattoo
  02/26/10
Decent income. Morally repugnant job.
excitant burgundy son of senegal
  02/26/10
I taught legal writing for a semester so I belong on your li...
Razzmatazz offensive mad cow disease
  02/26/10
you are a wierd guy.
jet-lagged crackhouse potus
  02/26/10


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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:40 AM
Author: Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator

Go:

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/degroff.cfm

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/faculty_staff/pryor.cfm

Rules: full professors preferred (not assistant); adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677154)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:41 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

Dude, those aren't even in the ballpark of the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677157)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM
Author: Contagious business firm cumskin

ROFL I like where this thread is going.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677166)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:12 AM
Author: Effete submissive psychic

"adjunct and legal writing instructors don't count"

Phew.... no wonder I didn't make the list!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677208)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:18 PM
Author: Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house

Dude is a Fulbright scholar and Wisconsin is not a bad school... It's a better school than Rutgers, where Elizabeth Warren got her J.D., and she's clearly qualified. I don't know what the fuck your problem is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078301)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:40 PM
Author: kink-friendly white famous landscape painting

credited

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033874)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:44 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/benson.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/buttrey.htm

Etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677163)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:47 AM
Author: useless mint ape

i just threw up a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677165)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

See, the key is to find people who never even practiced at a law firm. That first Regent guy was at Hunton & Williams. You can't possibly compare him to a guy from a directional Michigan school who hung a shingle and now teaches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677167)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:49 AM
Author: Contagious business firm cumskin

Holy fucking shit. I couldn't possibly see anyone having a worse pedigree than that [edit]. At least the bald dood argued in front of the Mich Supremes and has his own radio show. Saginaw Valley State College --> Cooley --> glorified intern for STATE circuit judge. You have got to be kidding me.

I don't know who is pwned harder by life- her or her students. Upon reflection, I guess the answer is obviously her students, but damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677169)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:54 AM
Author: useless mint ape

yeah. they're paying 30K to learn from that bitch. but christ anyone who goes to a school that publishes its own rankings has it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677172)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:34 PM
Author: Indecent House Juggernaut

holy shit, I didn't know that. That's hilarious!

http://www.cooley.edu/rankings/overall2008.htm

I like some of the factors they use:

"Total Law School Square Footage"

"Non-Library Total Square Footage"

"Total Minority Enrollment"

"Total J.D. Enrollment"

"Number of Minority Faculty"

Somehow, Cooley thinks that each of these should count just as much as the LSAT median of the students when evaluating the quality of law schools. LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077954)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:26 PM
Author: Sienna Resort

Holy fucking shit. How is this school not shut down by the police yet? This is fucking robbery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033779)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:33 PM
Author: Spruce sexy address

the library sq footage thing has always cracked my shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244517)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:17 AM
Author: Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house

it gets worse. michigan circuit courts arent even appellate courts. they try felonies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734820)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:51 AM
Author: Blue House-broken Stage Clown

To be fair,

apparently they take appeals from traffic court. and technically they're the court of last resort for ur pissing in public citation. i can smell the preftige from across the room.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073597)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator

The second one is a solid contender. Jeannette Buttrey. Has never seen a courtroom, JD from Cooley, couldn't even get a law firm job. Worked her way up from research and writing instructor at Cooley. That's pretty bad. She's a full prof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677187)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:03 AM
Author: outnumbered field

She is an associate prof, it seems.

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/bibbuttrey.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734739)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:19 AM
Author: Blue House-broken Stage Clown

check her student case comment topic -- expectation of privacy in a PUBLIC REST ROOM.

*painfully obvious and unfunny loyola bathroom exerbike dig removed by moderator*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073335)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:20 AM
Author: Blue House-broken Stage Clown

i'm looking forward to her next masterwork of legal scholarship. at her current blistering pace of one publication per decade, it should be out any day now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073353)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:40 AM
Author: Blue House-broken Stage Clown

check it -- three degrees of separation from YALE:

Jeanette R. Buttrey, Michigan's Rape-Shield Statute and the Admissibility of Evidence that a Child Complainant has been Previously Molested, 15 T.M. Cooley L. Rev. 391 (1998).

cited in:

Marah deMeule, Privacy Protections for the Rape Complainant: Half a Fig Leaf, 80 N.D. L. Rev. 145, 153 n.74 (2004).

cited in:

Julia Simon-Kerr, Unchaste and Incredible: The Use of Gendered Conceptions of Honor in Impeachment, 117 Yale L.J. 1854, 1893 n.181 (2008).

how many of u miserable shitbags can say THAT?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073536)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:28 PM
Author: ruddy lodge

"Law isn't a profession. It's a calling."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678663)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:04 PM
Author: know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace

made me cringe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245805)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:40 AM
Author: Dead regret

Dude, that chick was on law review.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734584)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:17 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy swashbuckling hall

in spanish buttrey means butt king.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072997)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:23 AM
Author: Concupiscible Flatulent Really Tough Guy Cuck

LOL

remember that closer, Ray King?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073384)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074061)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Carnelian hideous private investor

Before joining the Cooley faculty, Professor Benson enjoyed 21 years experience as a litigator and tried dozens of jury trials in both civil and criminal courts throughout Michigan. He has argued cases before the Michigan Supreme Court, Michigan Court of Appeals, circuit, probate, and district courts, federal district and bankruptcy courts, Worker’s Compensation Bureau, American Arbitration Association, and Drivers License Appeal Division.

I'd rather have him than some double ivy faggot who never did anything and doesn't actually teach law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074281)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:14 PM
Author: azure lascivious useless brakes temple

I actually agree with this despite his weak academic creds.

For the record though, there are NO ivy league law schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077395)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:41 PM
Author: irate electric gaming laptop

I took a business law class in UG where the teacher had similar credentials, and I easily learned more about contracts than my law school professor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077566)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:14 PM
Author: Cracking tanning salon associate

cr I actually like this guy's background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035984)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:58 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

I snickered when I read "J.D. Cooley Law School, 1986."

I heartily laughed when I read "He has argued cases before the . . . Drivers License Appeal Division."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035860)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:28 AM
Author: Curious roommate

Saginaw Valley State College? Is that on a fucking indian reservation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14239981)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:57 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/clement.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/faulkner.html

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/flores.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/marksd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677174)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM
Author: useless mint ape

how much do you think these morons make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677175)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Passionate canary filthpig shrine

you think they are morons because?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073968)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:08 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

http://www.saltlaw.org/userfiles/SALT%20salary%20survey%202007-2008.pdf

About $152,557

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035929)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 8:59 AM
Author: Contagious business firm cumskin

The first woman clerked for the Mich Supreme Court, that's gotta be worth something. The rest are straight up TTTTTTTTT. None of them can hold a candle to that woman above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677176)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:02 AM
Author: big gas station coldplay fan

Um, I don't know if you even read her bio, but she's kind of a big deal...

"As a Cooley student, Professor Buttrey won seven American Jurisprudence Awards and Certificates of Merit."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677182)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:04 AM
Author: Brass Roast Beef Dilemma

lol, Davenport is a for-profit university and I think it's also online.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750763)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:25 PM
Author: Disgusting Floppy Indian Lodge

the first 2 and the last one look like white trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033769)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mckneelen.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/mitchell.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/oleary.htm

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/ray.html

http://www.cooley.edu/faculty/russell.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677177)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: primrose odious persian space

it does take skill to land cum laude at cooley, however.

but damn, that is what we here call INCEST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677183)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:05 AM
Author: Contagious business firm cumskin

"She also supervised third-year law students in the KRAMER Law Clinic."

I'm not qualified to teach law. That's what's so INSANE about all of this!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677190)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:56 PM
Author: marvelous coral rigpig

Some of your nominees work in clinic and skill classes (see, eg, Russell).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729165)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:27 PM
Author: Disgusting Floppy Indian Lodge

hey, that last woman is pretty cute. not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033782)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:00 AM
Author: primrose odious persian space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677179)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: useless mint ape

this guy doesn't belong here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677186)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:06 AM
Author: primrose odious persian space

oh, we're just talking edu pedigree? how about straight up incompetence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677193)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM
Author: Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator

There is no way to objectively judge quality as an instructor or even competence apart from things like where they went to law school, what they did after law school, academic journal publications, etc. We are only judging by their website profile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677200)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Passionate canary filthpig shrine

for the purposes of this thread you may be right, but it would be far more useful to have people bitch about specific teachers at their schools and see if there is a consensus.

Least qualified and least adept are rarely correlated enough to mean jack shit in individual cases. But, let's cut on people we don't know who went and teach at Cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073987)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:03 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MeganBittakis.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarshaFreeman.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/HeliaGarridoHull.htm

http://www.barry.edu/law/faculty/MarvinRooks.htm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677184)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:19 PM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital

I love this quote "Professor Freeman started her legal career as a law librarian before turning to the teaching of law."

What does she teach, Library Sciences or some shit?

Nope...

Administrative Law

Family Law

Making Divorce Work (WTF is this class?)

Professional Responsibility

Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11728785)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:12 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

If she works hard, one day she'll move up to partnership tax and federal courts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035974)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:04 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/garcia.html

http://law.ulv.edu/faculty_administration/hultman.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677188)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:07 AM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital

The first one is not a real professor. I have never heard of this school. Is it accredited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677196)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:08 AM
Author: useless mint ape

bottom of the page: The University of La Verne College of Law has been provisionally approved by the Council of the Section of Legal Education and Admissions to the Bar of the American Bar Association since 2006. The Section of Legal Education may be contacted at 321 North Clark Street, Chicago, IL 60610 or by phone at (312) 988-6738.

who wants to call and recommend that this school not be accredited?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677197)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:09 AM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital

So that's a no, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677201)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:11 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

http://www.abanet.org/legaled/approvedlawschools/approved.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677205)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy Glittery Hairy Legs Elastic Band

WE'RE GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALLLLLL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734881)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:10 PM
Author: know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245838)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:29 AM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

So apparently if you graduate from Cooley and manage to get a job doing anything, they'll hire you to teach there. That's a pretty sweet deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677263)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:30 AM
Author: unholy topaz forum feces

you think they make 100k+?

maybe i shoudl teach for cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677267)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:33 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

Assistant professor: $92,000

Associate professor: $130,000

Full professor: $153,000

Given that they have 4000 kids paying $30,000 a year in tuition, they're a profit machine.

http://www.saltlaw.org/files/uploads/SALT_salary_survey_2009.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677285)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: unholy topaz forum feces

wtf? why doesn't everybody just be a professor there?

although it would be aggravating teaching retarded kids moderately complicated concepts like the erie doctrine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677298)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:36 AM
Author: Vibrant queen of the night

You think they even bother with Erie? I doubt it's a big component of the Michigan bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677305)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: greedy fanboi

They do. It's a nightmare to sit through that class.

This data regarding salary is very, very interesting, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033737)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:23 PM
Author: Twinkling casino digit ratio

LOLPWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220972)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 9:35 AM
Author: Contagious business firm cumskin

Wow. What a racket.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677299)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 11:04 AM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital

My guess is that these numbers are basically outright lies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11677814)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Self-centered Ungodly Area

cooley tuition is not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734842)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM
Author: Brass Roast Beef Dilemma

Jesus, they should hire me. I'll be the Kingsfield of Cooley.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750773)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: charcoal provocative orchestra pit people who are hurt

With the COL being so low you could live like a king out there on $153K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078177)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:25 PM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital

I think we have a winner:

http://www.tsulaw.edu/faculty/profiles/Walter_Champion.asp

Bonus 1:

George Foreman Professor of Law

Bonus 2:

He's like the only white guy on the faculty. Yet compared to the minorities he is even less distinguished. Librarian to law professor in 12 months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678620)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:32 PM
Author: ruddy lodge

Bonus 3: He looks like he literally has downs syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678705)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:12 PM
Author: know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245856)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: High-end razzle-dazzle travel guidebook pocket flask

He looks like he'd smell bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678807)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:19 AM
Author: translucent wild therapy messiness

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck im lulzing so bad in crying haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750804)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:19 PM
Author: Bespoke dark athletic conference friendly grandma

A++++

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073789)



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Date: May 8th, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: useless mint ape

nah i think the bitch from cooley has him beat. but why would he put PhD cand on there? "i was going to get a PhD but failed"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11678902)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: Drab 180 liquid oxygen

Ph.D cand? Does that mean he never finished it? He only did it for two years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729220)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:09 AM
Author: outnumbered field

You're technically only a PhD candidate after passing quals. I bet he's misusing the term.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734783)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:33 PM
Author: histrionic dun location

Is that right? I thought it was Ph.D. candidate when youve been accepted to Ph.D. track, ABD after quals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073900)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:42 PM
Author: big-titted salmon incel principal's office

Candidate is after quals. Or at least, it was for me. You may have some additional course work after quals, which means you are not yet ABD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221146)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 3:34 AM
Author: outnumbered field

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240022)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:13 PM
Author: know-it-all pungent turdskin electric furnace

"At the Ol 'Ball Game' and Beyond: Spectators and the Potential for Liability"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245858)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:53 PM
Author: marvelous coral rigpig

Don't be so fast to declare a winner. We have lots of TTTTerritory left to cover.

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/91

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/98

http://www.fcsl.edu/user/60

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729114)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 5:58 PM
Author: stirring jade nursing home laser beams

"Teaching and Scholarship: Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."

If I weren't so busy scratching my head to figure out what the hell this meant, I'd give it a 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729180)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: marvelous coral rigpig

It's probably a bad sign when the only journal you've published in is your own school's journal (x2)...

Or having published NOTHING. I think I have a winner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729213)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:02 PM
Author: confused whorehouse halford

hah you got it first. i laughed in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729221)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Carnelian hideous private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074352)



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Date: May 13th, 2009 6:01 PM
Author: confused whorehouse halford

"Using Constitutional Law, especially the commerce clause, to generate solutions to problems faced by everyday persons."

LOLed in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11729218)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:39 AM
Author: Heady garrison yarmulke

#3 is a candidate for sure. WTF? #2 is just as unqualified but is only teaching b.s. legal writing classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734321)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:47 AM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

#2 has at least been published.

And the using Con Law to solve everyday problems thing pretty much seals the deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734626)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 3:10 PM
Author: Bearded black woman

ESPECIALLY the commerce clause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11736663)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:19 PM
Author: charismatic round eye

i know someone that goes here



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033736)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:43 AM
Author: Out-of-control territorial chapel half-breed

Should I send a resume to Cooley? I would love to get in on this. I could teach "international law" and make myself lulz every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734331)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:22 AM
Author: Self-centered Ungodly Area

You'd have to live in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734849)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: Out-of-control territorial chapel half-breed

I'm there. I could buy a $1 house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734891)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:43 AM
Author: Dead regret

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734601)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:48 AM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734634)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:04 AM
Author: Dead regret

You can have a top-notch education and be completely unqualified to teach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734747)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:21 AM
Author: Misunderstood puppy step-uncle's house

roflcopter, i know some of his contracts students

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734844)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 10:50 AM
Author: red appetizing site

being a full professor but not having a named chair means that nobody likes you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11751376)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: racy opaque dopamine toaster

credited - DO NOT take him for evidence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11753578)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:06 AM
Author: Dead regret

Also, it doesn't really compare to some of the Cooley profs here, but Houston/Rutgers JD is pretty fucking TTT to teach at HLS:

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734754)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:10 AM
Author: sadistic main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734789)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:28 AM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

That is the chair of the Congressional Oversight Panel for TARP, you boob.

I'd say she's somewhat qualified to teach a class on Bankruptcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734888)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:39 AM
Author: Dead regret

There's no way I possibly could have posted that ironically. I just happened to choose one of HLS's highest-paid and most famous professors. Boy do I look silly now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734981)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:44 AM
Author: motley magenta theater stage

Should I have somehow inferred your sarcasm? Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11735024)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:31 AM
Author: ultramarine vivacious church quadroon

it's pretty obvious you only figured that out after the fact. your post lacked any tip-off to ironic intent. instead, you prefaced it with some inane attempt to put your offering -- you went to the HLS site and picked the worst law school you found quickly -- in context with prior ones from cooley

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073461)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:20 PM
Author: impressive double fault locale

not so obvious to me. you might be dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244924)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:27 PM
Author: confused whorehouse halford

How much does she get paid? I thought she made her money off her books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073849)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:24 AM
Author: translucent wild therapy messiness

she did the BarBri bankruptcy lecture in Illinois when i took it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750818)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:01 PM
Author: gaped locus

Since when does IL test bankruptcy on the bar exam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078152)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:29 AM
Author: ultramarine vivacious church quadroon

excellent choice, dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073428)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 11:33 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Bawdyhouse International Law Enforcement Agency

i agree it's unclear that this is a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12073481)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:11 AM
Author: sadistic main people

http://www.law.duke.edu/fac/colemand/ No one from GULC is qualified to teach even taking a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11734792)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: Bossy property crotch

How the fuck dare you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737750)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:08 PM
Author: angry citrine center old irish cottage

You ever see Golden Eye? You know the scene where the woman tries to crush Bond with her legs? That is what awaits you if you challenge DLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11737788)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:23 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

LOL at her putting stuff about her track and field career on her bio page.

I think that alone makes her a serious candidate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077437)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:08 AM
Author: fuchsia degenerate kitchen

http://law.shu.edu/Faculty/display-profile.cfm?customel_datapageid_4018=15004

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750772)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:51 AM
Author: outnumbered field

Is she supposed to be black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750895)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:27 PM
Author: seedy plaza

2 publications in 20 years is terrible. Don't academics get summers off to do research?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036136)



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Date: May 16th, 2009 2:22 AM
Author: Drunken Mind-boggling Goyim Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#11750811)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 10:15 AM
Author: exhilarant mentally impaired knife hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12072983)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: histrionic dun location

http://www.tjsl.edu/faculty_m_markey

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074006)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Abusive Titillating Set Stock Car

http://www.law.harvard.edu/faculty/directory/index.html?id=49

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074048)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:27 PM
Author: Thriller brindle pozpig masturbator

Ban

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075387)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: histrionic dun location

http://www.law.uci.edu/profile_e_chemerinsky.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12074051)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 3:31 PM
Author: Internet-worthy self-absorbed office

http://www.law.umn.edu/facultyprofiles/mcgeveranw.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12075425)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 5:01 PM
Author: Crimson stage

http://www.sulc.edu/faculty/grey.htm

In July 2002 she was featured in Ebony magazine's article on "Super Single Sisters of 2002." Amongst the other 24 women selected from the nationwide search included Judge Mablean Ephram from the popular show Divorce Court and Keshia Knight-Pulliam better known as Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12076377)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 6:35 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party
Subject: LONGER BUT STRONGER

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf - Only 20 pages long

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/ - transcripts, letters of REC, awards, the works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077122)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:10 PM
Author: sable boyish goal in life

holy shit. did you see this idiot's LS grades?

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/NSU%20LAW%20DEGREE%201.pdf

note that he was a CONDITIONAL admit @ nova

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077368)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:57 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

Here's how he lists his PhD

"Ph.D. Criminal Justice: Current, Capella University. Minnesota, MN."

Minnesota, MN LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078129)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:59 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry

Capella Univeristy is an online school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078133)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

I know. But he listed it's location as Minnesota, MN. What a tard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078180)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry

Yeah, I know. You couldn't see me my disgust at getting a PhD online through the intertubes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078190)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:26 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

Those grades were ridiculously bad. He was insane to try to finish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077459)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 3:05 PM
Author: Diverse State

Of all the stuff I love about this guy's insanity, my favorite is:

AWARDS

2007 Madison’s: Whose Who of Professionals

2005 Who’s Who in the Legal Field

So... you've just finished last in your class at a TTT law school and you get an invite in the mail from "Who's Who" in the Legal Field -- how do you NOT think that's a scam?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#13365741)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 6:50 PM
Author: Galvanic Senate

My shock is that he PAID for 2005 apparently, but they did not include him in 2006.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14035805)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:28 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

So in conclusion, We Have a Winner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077472)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Arrogant point

technically not a law prof though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077583)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:45 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

Did you not see the web address? He's PROFESSOR George Ackerman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077593)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:01 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party
Subject: WHAT ABOUT DEGREES FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well page 3 of his 20 page resume does say in the EMPLOYMENT/PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE section:

>>>Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC.<<<

That's gotta count right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077710)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:03 PM
Author: Arrogant point

it's gotta be prestigious if it doesn't even show up in a google search. wonder if he just made it up. incredible if he actually passed the bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077729)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:19 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party
Subject: He is licensed

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/RESUME.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/

Its on the resume, he did pass the bar, he is an attorney, professor, military man, author. Plus he has 3 letters of recommendation from US Congressman, including one that notes that among other things he accumulated 8,000 hours of volunteer service as an undergraduate student at Florida Atlantic U, while attending school full time:

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/congressman.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com

/PDF/volunteer%20hours%201.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/volunteer%20hours%202.pdf

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/VOLUNTEER%20HOURS%20AWARD.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077836)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:24 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

As crazy as this dude is, it starts making sense when you read that he was president of the FAU chapter of AEPI. In other words, a grade-C level striver dude from Boca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077878)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party
Subject: I missed this earlier

It takes a good hour to go through everything here

http://www.professorgeorgeackerman.com/PDF/ONLINE%20EXPERIENCE%20SCHOOLS%20I%20TAUGHT%20FOR.pdf

SCHOOLS I HAVE TAUGHT AT ONLINE/DISTANCE EDUCATION:

American Heritage University, Law School

http://www.amheritageuniv.net/school_of_law.php

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078109)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 7:39 PM
Author: Arrogant point

lol nice grades

very good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077551)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 8:21 PM
Author: Dashing mental disorder

please explain how you found this gem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12077855)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Free-loading reading party

Know of him through a girl he used to date that I knew from HS.

Also worth perusing his law firm website: http://www.lawgma.com/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078148)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:05 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring sneaky criminal cuckoldry

He is experienced in "all related fields."

I also like this:Master of Science, Sports Administration, GPA: 3.8. What the hell is that? Ref school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078182)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

His JD "Final Paper" was: The USA Patriot Act: An Overview and Its Effect on Constitutional Rights

Deep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078146)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:02 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

That sounds like the title of a B- high school civics class paper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078159)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

No, dood. I'm sure this will be looked back on as THE source of the constitutional issues involved in the US Patriot Act. I'll bump when it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078178)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:09 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

His law school grades are atrocious. This is an amazing find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078219)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:10 PM
Author: deep wrinkle telephone

This find makes it a classic thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078228)



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Date: June 24th, 2009 9:45 PM
Author: Comical demanding parlor

20 pages and no interests or activities section.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12078615)



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Date: July 23rd, 2009 5:00 PM
Author: Heady garrison yarmulke

This entire website is full of gold. Never have I seen a bigger loser than this guy. He must spend 4 hours a day trying to improve his resume by joining worthless organizations. His law school grades, transcripts, and general resume absurdity is complete lolz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326179)



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Date: November 25th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Diverse State

Found gold:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/george-ackerman/7/389/ab

He's gone BACK to school to get another worthless degree from a TTT. LMAO. This guy is addicted to school and worthless awards, associations, and degrees. I'm serious, this is likely a real addiction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#13365688)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:36 PM
Author: Sienna Resort

Holy fuck. He listed internet explorer under "Skills".

HOLY FUCK.

THIS CANNOT BE A REAL PERSON. IT JUST CANNOT.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033850)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:30 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

That's only because he has "High Speed, DSL access." You'll note that he's also certified to use Blackboard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036185)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:18 PM
Author: Diverse State

What is George Ackerman up to these days? His website is down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14220936)



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Date: February 24th, 2010 1:31 PM
Author: Iridescent trust fund pisswyrm

I know. I was so fucking bummed when the links didn't work. How bad were his grades I wonder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14221049)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:18 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

Anyone else counting the font styles on that resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036025)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 7:20 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

2003-2006 Doctoral Degree, Law School Teacher, Degrees For You, LLC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14036044)



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Date: July 23rd, 2009 4:56 PM
Author: Heady garrison yarmulke

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#12326135)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:09 PM
Author: Laughsome Ivory Depressive Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033682)



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Date: February 6th, 2010 3:10 PM
Author: Bespoke dark athletic conference friendly grandma

aep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14033691)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 9:25 AM
Author: irradiated piazza chad

A brutal but necessary exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14240717)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 11:35 AM
Author: razzle onyx codepig

http://www.asl.edu/faculty/index.aspx

The whole faculty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241472)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:05 PM
Author: Beta Institution

pales in comparison to cooley, however.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241722)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 12:34 PM
Author: bateful home

2 JDs from Penn

1 Boalt

1 GULC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14241898)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:30 PM
Author: flickering school foreskin

Holy shit, check out Regent Law Review's write-on competition.

SUBMISSION PROCEDURES

Writing Topic: This year’s writing topic is a semi-open topic. Any paper submitted that otherwise complies with the rules will be considered if it is scholarly material of publishable quality that advocates a legal position consistent with the Regent University Law Review mission statement as set forth below:

The Mission of the Law Review is to bring glory to God and to make the character and person of Jesus Christ known through the publication of excellent and principled legal scholarship. The Law Review strives to achieve this mission in the following ways: (1) The publication of well-written scholarship that demonstrates the application of Christian principles to legal issues; (2) the publication of well-written scholarship that benefits the practicing bar; (3) the training of Law Review members in legal writing and editing; and (4) the equipping of Law Review members for effective leadership in the legal community.

Although the Law Review encourages students to consider incorporating biblical principles into their submissions, a paper will not be penalized merely because it does not explicitly include biblical integration.

http://www.regent.edu/acad/schlaw/student_life/studentorgs/lawreview/writingcomp.cfm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244494)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:20 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

Keep Your Hands to Yourself: Christ's Absolute Immunity from Negligent Supervision Claims Involving Sexually Malevolent Preachers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245913)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 5:31 PM
Author: sinister lay

my torts professor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244502)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:19 PM
Author: bearded overrated windowlicker tattoo

Wait so let me get this straight.

These Cooley professors went to shitty law schools where they probably got full scholarships because of how shitty law school is, and then they got jobs as professors at an even shittier law school making $150,000 a year with no debt.

And you people are making fun of them? lmao, many of you are hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and don't even have jobs lmao.

The irony is strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244919)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 8:22 PM
Author: excitant burgundy son of senegal

Decent income.

Morally repugnant job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245926)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 6:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz offensive mad cow disease

I taught legal writing for a semester so I belong on your list.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14244940)



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Date: February 26th, 2010 7:54 PM
Author: jet-lagged crackhouse potus

you are a wierd guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=995308&forum_id=2#14245754)