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The Times They Are Whokebian

Come gather 'round poasters Wherever you roam And admit th...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/03/10
180 especially because
cracking jap
  02/03/10
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Vivacious theater
  02/03/10
in the 60s we'd scott walk down the street on summer nights ...
ultramarine point
  02/03/10
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Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/03/10
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exciting faggotry nowag
  02/03/10
Well, so much for doing Mr. Whokebe Man. I think I'll either...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/03/10
people'd post, say, "beware box, you're bound to fall&q...
Violent bespoke antidepressant drug
  02/03/10
180
Trip parlor
  02/03/10
*starts a bunch of threads of how XO sucks tonight* *watche...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/03/10
to teh patient, glory. but not until after an anonymous deat...
ultramarine point
  02/03/10
make sure my kids get some royalties or some shit. I don't w...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/03/10
it's darkest before the dawn man right now it's darker th...
Ruddy Arousing Pozpig Chapel
  02/03/10
What a horrible night to have a curse.
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
180
Ruddy Arousing Pozpig Chapel
  02/03/10
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gaped cream community account
  02/03/10
1 fucking 80. Man, chronically underrated every single fuck...
Greedy principal's office shitlib
  02/04/10
Doesn't put 180s on my family's dinner table. I think it's t...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
you've given this poasting thing your best shot. yeah you ha...
Violent bespoke antidepressant drug
  02/04/10
I swear to God if you send me fifty dollars...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
i really liked how you left the original song intact in a wa...
galvanic trump supporter hissy fit
  02/04/10
Yeah, that's kind of the schtick.
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
yeah, fuck yeah *chills out with a joint with my arm around...
comical background story
  02/04/10
...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
TL;DR. 164. But pity bump for those who have a more refin...
provocative theatre
  02/04/10
lol. Ok, when search comes back, I am making a thread of my ...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
No you aren't, and you embarrass both of us if you expect an...
provocative theatre
  02/04/10
Nah, the game has changed and my work is no longer appreciat...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/04/10
You're overselling it.
provocative theatre
  02/04/10
come on man, you do good shit. i've always said so. don't ...
Big gaming laptop
  02/04/10
...
Greedy principal's office shitlib
  02/04/10
...
Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry
  02/21/10
172
Stimulating doobsian plaza international law enforcement agency
  12/29/10


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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

Come gather 'round poasters

Wherever you roam

And admit that the forums

Around you have grown

And accept it that soon

You'll be getting pwned.

If your time to you

Is worth savin'

Then you better start poastin'

'bout Thomas Pynchon

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come pumos and flamers

And the Ducktale-ians

Your parody threads

The chance won't come again

But don't post too soon

Or he'll "nah, ding" you men

And there's no tellin' who

That he's namin'.

For the loser now

Will be later your FRIEND

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come moderators, congressmen

Please heed the call

Don't keep Solzy down

Don't garbage them all

For the posts that get buried

Are bumped for us all

There is MySQL

And it's ragin'.

It'll soon break the search

And bring doom to us all

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come mothers and fathers

Throughout the land

And don't criticize

What you can't understand

Your sons and your daughters

Are Dirk Nowitzki fans

The white girls are

Laying with Asians.

Please root for the Mavs

If you can't lend your hand

For the times they are Whokebian.

The line it is drawn

The curse it is cast

The one-eighty now

Will be one-twenty fast

As the present now

Will later be past

The order is

Rapidly fadin'.

And the tiny pink dicks

Will be pittied last

For the times they are Whokebian.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007469)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: cracking jap

180 especially because

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007481)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 10:59 PM
Author: Vivacious theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007484)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: ultramarine point

in the 60s we'd scott walk down the street on summer nights and smoke cigs and mogul would play his guitar and i clanked my tambourine and man we sang loud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007493)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007658)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:04 PM
Author: exciting faggotry nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007561)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

Well, so much for doing Mr. Whokebe Man. I think I'll either retire or pretend to be a chick that goes to Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007846)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:52 PM
Author: Violent bespoke antidepressant drug

people'd post, say, "beware box, you're bound to fall"

you thought they were all kiddin' you

you used to laugh about

all these virgins hangin' out

now you don't talk so loud

now you don't seem so proud

about having to be scrounging for your next breath

how does it feel

how does it feel

.....

you've gone to the finest school alright, miss boxxy

but now you know you only used it to get jizzed on you twit

and nobody has ever taught you how to live on thayer street

and now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it

you said you'd never date these guys

with the mystery tramp, but now you realize

he's not selling any hyundais

as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes

and say do you want to make a deal?

how does it feel?

how does it feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008201)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:32 PM
Author: Trip parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007945)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

*starts a bunch of threads of how XO sucks tonight*

*watches another of his threads slowly fade into page 2*

Time to fucking Cobain myself. Please don't start any threads about my IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008006)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: ultramarine point

to teh patient, glory. but not until after an anonymous death. stay faithful my child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008021)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:38 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

make sure my kids get some royalties or some shit. I don't want them to have to get a law degree for a paycheck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008030)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:40 PM
Author: Ruddy Arousing Pozpig Chapel

it's darkest before the dawn man

right now it's darker than eric dampier's taint, but things can only get better. don't let the flame go out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008058)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:13 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

What a horrible night to have a curse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008562)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:37 PM
Author: Ruddy Arousing Pozpig Chapel

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008008)



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Date: February 3rd, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: gaped cream community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008231)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:22 AM
Author: Greedy principal's office shitlib

1 fucking 80. Man, chronically underrated every single fucking time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008687)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:28 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

Doesn't put 180s on my family's dinner table. I think it's time for the Bloomingdale's Management Training Program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008819)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:33 AM
Author: Violent bespoke antidepressant drug

you've given this poasting thing your best shot. yeah you had some good threads, got some 180s, but it's over. now this bloomingdale's thing, that could be the next wave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008921)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:37 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

I swear to God if you send me fifty dollars...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009030)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:34 AM
Author: galvanic trump supporter hissy fit

i really liked how you left the original song intact in a way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008970)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:44 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

Yeah, that's kind of the schtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009143)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 12:36 AM
Author: comical background story

yeah, fuck yeah

*chills out with a joint with my arm around my girlfriend*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009002)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:11 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009573)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:14 AM
Author: provocative theatre

TL;DR. 164.

But pity bump for those who have a more refined taste in their poastage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009616)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:24 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

lol. Ok, when search comes back, I am making a thread of my greatest hits and then retiring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009756)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:25 AM
Author: provocative theatre

No you aren't, and you embarrass both of us if you expect anyone to believe that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009769)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:27 AM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry

Nah, the game has changed and my work is no longer appreciated. I might lurk, but I won't be creating anything of substance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009788)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:58 AM
Author: provocative theatre

You're overselling it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010091)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:59 AM
Author: Big gaming laptop

come on man, you do good shit. i've always said so. don't leave, and don't go prima donna on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010100)



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Date: February 4th, 2010 1:56 AM
Author: Greedy principal's office shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14010071)



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Date: February 21st, 2010 11:43 PM
Author: Aromatic Avocado Dingle Berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14196371)



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Date: December 29th, 2010 2:12 AM
Author: Stimulating doobsian plaza international law enforcement agency

172

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#16921753)