Wherever you roam

And admit that the forums

Around you have grown

And accept it that soon

You'll be getting pwned.

If your time to you

Is worth savin'

Then you better start poastin'

'bout Thomas Pynchon

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come pumos and flamers

And the Ducktale-ians

Your parody threads

The chance won't come again

But don't post too soon

Or he'll "nah, ding" you men

And there's no tellin' who

That he's namin'.

For the loser now

Will be later your FRIEND

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come moderators, congressmen

Please heed the call

Don't keep Solzy down

Don't garbage them all

For the posts that get buried

Are bumped for us all

There is MySQL

And it's ragin'.

It'll soon break the search

And bring doom to us all

For the times they are Whokebian.

Come mothers and fathers

Throughout the land

And don't criticize

What you can't understand

Your sons and your daughters

Are Dirk Nowitzki fans

The white girls are

Laying with Asians.

Please root for the Mavs

If you can't lend your hand

For the times they are Whokebian.

The line it is drawn

The curse it is cast

The one-eighty now

Will be one-twenty fast

As the present now

Will later be past

The order is

Rapidly fadin'.

And the tiny pink dicks

Will be pittied last

For the times they are Whokebian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14007469)

you thought they were all kiddin' you

you used to laugh about

all these virgins hangin' out

now you don't talk so loud

now you don't seem so proud

about having to be scrounging for your next breath

how does it feel

how does it feel

.....

you've gone to the finest school alright, miss boxxy

but now you know you only used it to get jizzed on you twit

and nobody has ever taught you how to live on thayer street

and now you find out you're gonna have to get used to it

you said you'd never date these guys

with the mystery tramp, but now you realize

he's not selling any hyundais

as you stare into the vacuum of his eyes

and say do you want to make a deal?

how does it feel?

how does it feel?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008201)

*watches another of his threads slowly fade into page 2*

Time to fucking Cobain myself. Please don't start any threads about my IQ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008006)

right now it's darker than eric dampier's taint, but things can only get better. don't let the flame go out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14008058)

*chills out with a joint with my arm around my girlfriend*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009002)

But pity bump for those who have a more refined taste in their poastage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1211735&forum_id=2#14009616)