The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Someone spilled coffee on my JoS A Bank blazer - what do I do?
| Copper native | 04/04/11 |
| Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business | 04/04/11 |
| Copper native | 04/04/11 |
| maize shrine | 04/04/11 |
| Embarrassed To The Bone Glittery School Cafeteria Sweet Tailpipe | 04/04/11 |
| Hairraiser Misunderstood Twinkling Uncleanness Crotch | 04/04/11 |
| Charismatic cuck trump supporter | 04/04/11 |
| fragrant costumed house potus | 04/04/11 |
| pearly principal's office ceo | 04/04/11 |
| Vigorous drab love of her life tank | 12/12/11 |
| Copper native | 04/04/11 |
| Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business | 04/04/11 |
| Orchid rough-skinned cuckold | 04/04/11 |
| misanthropic market community account | 04/04/11 |
| Amber box office | 04/04/11 |
| Frisky trailer park old irish cottage | 04/04/11 |
| violent parlour | 04/05/11 |
| Thriller Ruddy Theater Internal Respiration | 04/05/11 |
| Thriller Ruddy Theater Internal Respiration | 10/05/11 |
| Vibrant Ivory Goyim Laser Beams | 04/07/11 |
| bateful cobalt new version | 04/07/11 |
| excitant federal school | 04/09/11 |
| White Lascivious Filthpig | 04/09/11 |
| mind-boggling toilet seat home | 04/09/11 |
| House-broken Whorehouse Gay Wizard | 04/10/11 |
| Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business | 04/10/11 |
| Mahogany chapel mad cow disease | 06/13/11 |
| Vigorous drab love of her life tank | 11/02/11 |
| vivacious impressive church building | 06/13/11 |
| Mahogany chapel mad cow disease | 06/13/11 |
| misanthropic market community account | 06/13/11 |
| beady-eyed jew | 12/12/11 |
| Naked Dilemma | 06/13/11 |
| stubborn stimulating becky | 08/23/11 |
| claret racy theatre cuckoldry | 10/05/11 |
| Spectacular Set Doctorate | 10/05/11 |
| Thirsty Stead | 10/05/11 |
| Grizzly galvanic meetinghouse degenerate | 10/05/11 |
| Arousing tattoo azn | 10/20/11 |
| ocher fat ankles | 11/19/11 |
| Hairraiser Misunderstood Twinkling Uncleanness Crotch | 11/19/11 |
| metal hairy legs | 11/19/11 |
| Grizzly galvanic meetinghouse degenerate | 04/04/11 |
| curious navy hall hunting ground | 04/04/11 |
| Maniacal Gas Station Giraffe | 04/07/11 |
| Charismatic cuck trump supporter | 04/05/11 |
| Hilarious soul-stirring spot | 04/05/11 |
| Charismatic cuck trump supporter | 04/05/11 |
| Copper native | 04/07/11 |
| Copper native | 05/15/11 |
| misanthropic market community account | 06/13/11 |
| contagious well-lubricated locale | 06/13/11 |
| Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business | 08/08/11 |
| Charismatic cuck trump supporter | 08/23/11 |
| insane adventurous idiot | 08/23/11 |
| Bistre sick lodge psychic | 11/02/11 |
| Frozen coffee pot field | 11/19/11 |
| lavender 180 church chad | 12/12/11 |
| Copper native | 12/12/11 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: April 4th, 2011 6:46 PM Author: Copper native OK so a partner and I were in the office speaking about a recent deal. He was telling me how great a job I was doing and complimenting my snappy JoS A Bank suit. Then my secretary came in and interrupted us rather rudely. She started talking to me about three calls I got when she "accidentally" bumped my coffee-bearing arm.
Fucking hot coffee spilled all over my goddamn red blazer. It used to be radiating with glory, with virtue - now it has the character of a Land's End shirt. I was furious brothers, so I reeled my arm back and really gave her a hard punch in the face. When she collapsed to the ground in a heap of tears, the partner took a sip of his diet Coke and shrugged. "It's hard to find good help these days," he said before walking off.
I nodded in assent, and laboriously kicked my secretary across the floor and out the door. It was hard work because she's pretty dumpy so I had to keep kicking her in the guy over and over as I shuffled across the room.
I just locked the door and I'm beginning to cool down. What do I do next? |
 |
Date: April 4th, 2011 6:56 PM Author: Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business The loss of a Jos A Bank blazer is an experience of profound loss and disillusion. It is the sartorial equivalent of witnessing the suicide of your only son just as he is two yards away from scoring the winning touchdown in the championship high school game or a few mere ascending paces from attaining the summit of Everest and enterting the Young Mountaineers' recordbook. If a man bears the loss of such a blazer without tears, I call him heartless; if he bears it without violence, I call him weak. Go to your secretary: go to her with your coffee-stained blazer, and place it before her. Make her see the real-world ramifications of her carelessness. Make her weep her deserved tears of regret and tug at the ends of her hair. Make her curse her own existence and clambor at your feet. Make her crawl after you across the office carpeting as you walk away, stone-faced. Then go to your office, close the door, and denounce your God, who has forsaken you---nay, all of us---on this dark, dark day. And then, when your secretary has cried her last tears, and your throat has gone sore from your curses, burn the blazer. Yes, burn it. Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685762) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:00 PM Author: Copper native I'm not even gonna fucking try to respond. 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685790) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:02 PM Author: maize shrine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685807) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:08 PM Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Glittery School Cafeteria Sweet Tailpipe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685857) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM Author: Hairraiser Misunderstood Twinkling Uncleanness Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685863) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:09 PM Author: Charismatic cuck trump supporter *prints this out, hangs it in my office* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685866) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:11 PM Author: fragrant costumed house potus best post by you i've ever read ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685881) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:15 PM Author: pearly principal's office ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685913) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2011 9:35 PM Author: Vigorous drab love of her life tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557698) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 7:19 PM Author: Copper native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17685931) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 9:57 PM Author: Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business no ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17686980) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 10:03 PM Author: Orchid rough-skinned cuckold (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687007) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 9:59 PM Author: misanthropic market community account true 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17686990) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 10:02 PM Author: Amber box office 1fucking80. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687001) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 11:53 PM Author: Frisky trailer park old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687934) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2011 6:41 AM Author: violent parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689615) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2011 6:51 AM Author: Thriller Ruddy Theater Internal Respiration 181 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689627) |
|
Date: October 5th, 2011 9:36 AM Author: Thriller Ruddy Theater Internal Respiration still incredible (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106709) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM Author: Vibrant Ivory Goyim Laser Beams brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704266) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2011 4:30 PM Author: bateful cobalt new version 180^2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17708187) |
|
Date: April 9th, 2011 4:31 PM Author: excitant federal school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17725827) |
|
Date: April 9th, 2011 4:58 PM Author: White Lascivious Filthpig "Send the smoky remnants of its finely woven sleeves and carefully crafted buttons up to the heavens, so that the angels themselves may choke and gasp for clean air."
flawless |
|
Date: April 9th, 2011 5:12 PM Author: mind-boggling toilet seat home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17726203) |
|
Date: April 10th, 2011 12:59 AM Author: House-broken Whorehouse Gay Wizard 1-FUCKIN-80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17730079) |
|
Date: April 10th, 2011 9:36 PM Author: Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17736170) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:04 AM Author: Mahogany chapel mad cow disease (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239509) |
|
Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:42 PM Author: Vigorous drab love of her life tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19286165) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:06 AM Author: vivacious impressive church building This only took 10 minutes. Fucking incredible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239516) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:07 AM Author: Mahogany chapel mad cow disease ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239518) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:08 AM Author: misanthropic market community account he meant from 10 minutes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239520) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2011 10:20 PM Author: beady-eyed jew counterpoint: he's the OP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557950) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:15 AM Author: Naked Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239530) |
|
Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:36 PM Author: stubborn stimulating becky 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18819733) |
|
Date: October 5th, 2011 1:20 AM Author: claret racy theatre cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19105867) |
|
Date: October 5th, 2011 9:24 AM Author: Spectacular Set Doctorate holy fuck
lmfaoooooo |
|
Date: October 5th, 2011 9:32 AM Author: Thirsty Stead simply outstanding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106693) |
|
Date: October 5th, 2011 9:44 AM Author: Grizzly galvanic meetinghouse degenerate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19106737) |
|
Date: October 20th, 2011 11:02 PM Author: Arousing tattoo azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19212645) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2011 6:22 PM Author: ocher fat ankles (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401106) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2011 6:24 PM Author: Hairraiser Misunderstood Twinkling Uncleanness Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401129) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2011 6:34 PM Author: metal hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401191) |
Date: April 4th, 2011 10:08 PM Author: Grizzly galvanic meetinghouse degenerate no-questions-asked no-receipt-no-problem no-tags-no-problem lifetime exchange policy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687023) |
|
Date: April 4th, 2011 10:30 PM Author: curious navy hall hunting ground Coffee bounces on that fabric (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17687146) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2011 1:13 AM Author: Maniacal Gas Station Giraffe CR, OP is obviously flame or bought a knock-off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704259) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2011 6:35 AM Author: Charismatic cuck trump supporter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689611) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2011 6:45 AM Author: Hilarious soul-stirring spot You are pumo kappa. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17689617) |
|
Date: April 5th, 2011 6:42 PM Author: Charismatic cuck trump supporter tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17693252) |
|
Date: April 7th, 2011 1:10 AM Author: Copper native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#17704220) |
|
Date: May 15th, 2011 2:45 PM Author: Copper native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18010095) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:00 AM Author: misanthropic market community account (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239499) |
|
Date: June 13th, 2011 2:01 AM Author: contagious well-lubricated locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18239503) |
|
Date: August 8th, 2011 7:58 PM Author: Flesh Cruel-hearted Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18712683) |
|
Date: August 23rd, 2011 8:34 PM Author: Charismatic cuck trump supporter Jos A Bank declaring Buy One, Get Two Free Special Earthquake sale for D.C. area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18819711) |
|
Date: August 23rd, 2011 9:17 PM Author: insane adventurous idiot 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#18820124) |
|
Date: November 2nd, 2011 1:59 PM Author: Bistre sick lodge psychic 180 collaboration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19286308) |
|
Date: November 19th, 2011 6:33 PM Author: Frozen coffee pot field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19401181) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2011 9:48 PM Author: lavender 180 church chad What ever happened to Dave Coulier? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557774) |
|
Date: December 12th, 2011 10:13 PM Author: Copper native Hello brother. I just don't post as often. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1609361&forum_id=2#19557908) |