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Hypo: $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:46 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You will receive $4M per highly venomous snake placed in your house. You can choose how many are placed. The snakes placed will be randomly selected adults from among the most lethal species of venomous snakes, such as mambas, taipans, and cobras.
Snakes will be placed at random in easily accessible areas of your home, such as in the middle of a room, on a couch, or under the kitchen table. You will not know where they are placed.
For the next 14 days, you must spend at least 22 hours a day inside your house.
For the rest of the year after that, you must spend at least 12 hours per day inside your house. You can take up to 10 days away for vacations and the like after the 60th day.
You can use anything you already have at your house, in your car, or on your person to trap, kill, lure, feed, or stay away from the snakes. You cannot buy or use any weapons, traps, snake repellant, mice, etc. that you don't already have.
After a year, the snakes don't automatically disappear, but the restrictions end. You can move, you can buy traps, hire a trapper, etc.
Do you accept? How many snakes are you getting? What's your strategy? |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM Author: gedood persoon should be pretty easy to starve/dehydrate them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896699) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:58 PM Author: Nazca Redlines They can go weeks if not months without food and water. And how confident are you (a) that you don't have mice around for them to eat and hydrate with and (b) that they won't just head outside, take up residence in your yard, and live like kings cobra there until they bite you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896712) |
Date: May 1st, 2025 2:52 PM Author: piss jug I’ll take 5. Highly confident in my ability to kill most or all of them on day 1 |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How big is your place? How are you going to find, let alone kill, any of them? I presume they'll slither into a corner, under a pillow, or something like that real quick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896713) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 2:55 PM Author: ruinous phenotype What number guarantees I get killed in a month or less (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896703) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: dj clue I'll take like 100. First thing I'm going is to put on two pairs of sweats and then a pair of jeans over them. Maybe some thick snow pants if I can find them. Put on some boots too and duct tape the pants to the boots so no snakes can get it. Then i"ll just go looking for them and stomp them out until all 100 are dead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896721) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:03 PM Author: Nazca Redlines FWIW:
Can snake fangs penetrate leather boots? Some snake fangs can penetrate leather boots, but it depends on the size and breed of the snake and the thickness of the leather.
https://www.internationalleatherclub.com/can-snakes-bite-through-leather-boots/
And I hope you don't lay down with exposed skin somewhere. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW wear ski boots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896923) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:02 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface 8. Want 20 million or more after taxes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896726) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Nazca Redlines This is tax free, friend. What's your strategy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896889) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:03 PM Author: Miss Anthropy I'll take 2 please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896731) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: tarrifs A snake has no chance at all in a fight with a human equipped with normal household stuff. I take probably five snakes, send the wife and kids out of the house and kill them all in the first two hours. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896733) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How will you find them? And what makes you think you'll be ready to hit it with a shovel or whatever before it catches you off guard and strikes?
And even if you spot it first, some of these snakes can strike 4 or 5 feet away. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:06 PM Author: luka doncic's mistress zero, i dont want them to bite my pets :(( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896736) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Nazca Redlines You can send the pets out if you want. You're the only one who needs to stay home. Are you in? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896884) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 3:17 PM Author: bald fraud All of them? IDK but at least 50. So long as I can get to my axe in the garage I will massacre those reptiles. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896761) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 4:01 PM Author: Nazca Redlines How are you going to find all 50 of them before one, previously unseen, bites you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48896887) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:25 PM Author: Ai agent 5. This is easy af. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897132) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: 718-662-5970 1000 of them, or as many as Im allowed.
I douse the place with propane from my grill out back and light it with me inside |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:27 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., No one ITT can explain how they'll kill the snakes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897138) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:43 PM Author: Nazca Redlines It's plausible with 1 or 2 snakes. Wear boots and several pairs of pants. Sleep in a hammock. Always carry a shovel. Hope you can bop them before they get you.
LJL at succeeding with more than a couple snakes. One of them would catch you unawares from a dark nook.
Also, luring them to a certain place seem possible. Crank the AC. Drain the toilets. Put a space heater, bowl of water, and food in one place. Watch there. |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 7:05 PM Author: tarrifs Find the snake, push it with a broom, hit it with a stick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897352) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 5:28 PM Author: Drunkard 5. Between me and my shotgun and the cat they are dead the first day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897140) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:27 PM Author: Miss Anthropy OP: "I think 5 poisonous snakes can handle your little cat" Drunkard: "No lieutenant, your snakes are all ready dead" |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:37 PM Author: Drunkard https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWo255o4uKQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897285) |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:35 PM Author: Darnell if you don't kill them the first day, how would you sleep through the night? it would be scary as fuck. you'd probably barely sleep and descend into madness
obviously the snake(s) aren't wandering around hunting you and are probably hiding in a corner someplace |
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Date: May 1st, 2025 6:36 PM Author: 90s | obese | jamaal With housing on the decline a bit I’m not sure I could scrounge up 4M, but if I could, sure why not (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5719308&forum_id=2#48897284) |