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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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godawful hell roast beef
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
stirring mad-dog skullcap
  05/30/25
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Passionate black puppy
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Supple obsidian library patrolman
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
haunting splenetic mediation private investor
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Mischievous Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
plum deranged piazza community account
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Mischievous Organic Girlfriend Parlour
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Rebellious yapping kitchen weed whacker
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Fluffy poppy persian nursing home
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Amber plaza trump supporter
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
hairraiser puce death wish
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
brilliant wonderful point yarmulke
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
boyish cream keepsake machete windowlicker
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
brilliant wonderful point yarmulke
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
vibrant rigor whorehouse
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
magenta lascivious jap
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: godawful hell roast beef



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: stirring mad-dog skullcap

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: Passionate black puppy



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Supple obsidian library patrolman

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: haunting splenetic mediation private investor

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Mischievous Organic Girlfriend Parlour

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: plum deranged piazza community account

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973043)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Mischievous Organic Girlfriend Parlour

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973228)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Rebellious yapping kitchen weed whacker

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973284)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Fluffy poppy persian nursing home

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973341)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Amber plaza trump supporter

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973392)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: hairraiser puce death wish

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: brilliant wonderful point yarmulke

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: boyish cream keepsake machete windowlicker

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: brilliant wonderful point yarmulke

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: vibrant rigor whorehouse

just do lines of coke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973547)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: magenta lascivious jap

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)