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Does pensive attend a FUCKING TTT math program?

Is UW's math program a piece of fucking trash? I mean, they'...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
what is UW in US News?
beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal
  10/02/05
I'm not sure, but this site gives you a comprehensive rank b...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
http://www.phds.org/rankings/math/rank?form.submitted=1&...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
it's top 15
Aquamarine fragrant background story ape
  10/02/05
he can be pretty entertaining though. don't flame him away....
gay erotic range
  10/02/05
I don't see how they're the best.
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
i like the entertainment value. it's similar to the guys ...
gay erotic range
  10/02/05
We must not forget about the guys with all those dating opti...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
IDIOT. Point to me the thread where this came up you goat...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
oh no, you're one of those guys, aren't you? I'm sorry ...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
Ok, let's try this again. Do you know how to use the search ...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
They pop up almost daily. How is it that you've missed them...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
pwn3d. Next time, make sure you can substantiate your lies b...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
Is that a "I don't know"?
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
More like a "If they pop up daily, then BUMP ONE."
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I would, but i'm lazy. Look for threads by either futurejac...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
Wow I don't think I've ever pwn3d someone as I just pwn3d yo...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
what?
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
Take a wild guess.
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I don't remember the thread titles. Have GTO help you. I'm...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
If they really "popped up everyday," then you woul...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I said "nearly" everyday, and I could find them, i...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
Ladies and gentlemen, this is an example of what people call...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I can't believe you're still going along with this. How lon...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
He now purues an new strategy: claiming that his lies were i...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
i especially enjoy all the ratings on here of women as if a ...
gay erotic range
  10/02/05
Good luck being a pussy all your life.
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
yes, this is hilarious, to say the least
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
I have already proven you a liar twice over; I think it is t...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I think it's time for you to come up with a new schick. Thi...
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
LIAR.
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
It totally depends on who he's doing hsi research for there....
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
Oh shut the hell up. You've proven yourself quite the ignora...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
hi rebecca.
Black Coiffed Idea He Suggested French Chef
  10/02/05
just so you know, top 15 math phd program > yale law
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Thank you for this contribution. Please do not post on th...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
yale accepts 200 some students the top 15 math phd progra...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Again, please desist with your stupid idiot posts. Please sp...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
I'd think the accept rate would be more important, more peop...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
You see, PublicOnion is a fucking idiot. He doesn't think be...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
so you're saying the top 200 people who want to go to law sc...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Do you have any proof that people who apply to math grad sch...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
Like I said before, PublicOnion is a ABSOLUTE MORON. He says...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
His arguments here are totally unconvincing, but it's mainly...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
haha, obviously you weren't in a serious major. I wasn't ...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
is it even possible to score top 5% on the GRE Math?
beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal
  10/02/05
i meant the subject test. an even better way to look at it i...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Conversly not everyone that scores in the top 1% on the LSAT...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
I'm talking about the subject test. 0 percent chance a no...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
LSAT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>...
gay erotic range
  10/02/05
subject test
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
ah
gay erotic range
  10/02/05
nobody cares about the GRE in math phd programs.
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
how many times am I going to have to say "Subject Test&...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
I was replying to crazy frog's post, he was talking about th...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
ok, sorry. I don't even consider the math portion of the ...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
I fail to see why this is 'obvious.'
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
subject test
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
top math majors, like the top students in any field, DONT AP...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Then why don't you have enough logic to know that measuring ...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
way to obscure your mistake by falling back on 'soft factors...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
What the hell are you talking about, it's your mistake not m...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
you are saying talking about soft factors. They have nothing...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
How does that address my point? You that say that because th...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
fewer apply to math grad school because they self-select out...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
You make way too many assumptions w/o any proof.
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
like anyone applying to yale with a 170 or lower has 0 chanc...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
You can get in anywhere, so long as you write a really good ...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
"You can get in anywhere, so long as you write a really...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
god, your sarcasm detector is broken
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
that's the average math major. And its still the highest of...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
correct. people who score at the top of the math subject tes...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Does math teach you brilliant reading comprehension? It's no...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
Outside of the FOBs, most math majors actually do quite well...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
yeah, only the dregs of the math dept apply to law school. ...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
It doesn't change the fact that this guy is using the wrong ...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
that doesn't change the fact that its much harder to get int...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
That's what I've been trying to figure out this whole time. ...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
They aren't kept the same way that LS stats are. You'd have...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
Just because that's the case for you it proves nothing to me...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
we are right. go ask someone yourself
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
well then its going to be nearly impossible to prove anythin...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
If they are nothing alike and hard to compare why did this g...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
they can be compared in terms of difficulty, but doing it in...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
what measure is wrong? high numbers = top ranked law sch...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
see above. I want the admission percents for the T15 math pr...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
they accept 3-8 students per year. if you consider the po...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Apparently you don't understand English, I want percentages....
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
they don't collect such stats, you dumbfuck anyone with e...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Yeah see I don't belive that. Maybe math is harder for the s...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
no, as a physics and logic guy I know that the proof you are...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
One thing you can do is ask the law and econ people. They w...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
that's nearly impossible and quite irrelevant anyway. For...
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
Ok see you're totally missing the point, annecdotal evidence...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
I'm saying your standard of proof is ridiculous.
Magenta stead community account
  10/02/05
I'm saying people shouldn't make blanket statments that they...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
except when people aren't being openly contrarian many anecd...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
asking for 'proof' in this regard is just a mechanism to avo...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
however, that evidence, since by its very nature is unreliab...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
there is no contrary evidence. If someone has a believable c...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Yeah I know a bunch of people in top math/engineering/scienc...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
I'm so confident in my point that I'm willing to say that an...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
That you and NASC *may be* the only ones with 'experience' w...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
Not to mention that they have an incentive to say that math ...
pontificating indirect expression
  10/02/05
yep.
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
the average math/physics major is smarter than the average h...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Since we're just going with anecdotal evidence, NASC says he...
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
are you actually disputing what I said? go take that shit to...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
no, average SAT scores do that well enough.
Magenta stead community account
  10/03/05
anyone who seriously wanted an answer to this question could...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
How could we figure it out, there's no data. I have no reaso...
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
Go ask people in the math department about it. They can tell...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
There's a winning and convincing argument, you're right you'...
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
shit, maybe I'm not cut for law school after all if my argum...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
"but I SAID!" isn't authority.
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
it is if I know what I'm talking about what do you think ...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
Data, some kind of actual convincing proof. If this is so ob...
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
I can't convince people because they don't have the same exp...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
If the pan is really hot it's pretty easy to prove.
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
The thermometer wasn't invented until a few centuries ago. H...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
I'm not trying to fight with you. I think it's brilliant tha...
Excitant preventive strike
  10/02/05
the point still stands that you are applying an unusual stan...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
it would be easy to prove; just not worth the time. The data...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
actually I think YLS people will have a much easier time get...
beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal
  10/02/05
I find this rather hard to believe.
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
Preposterous!
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
It's easier for a YLS JD to get a law job than for a t15 mat...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
this is completely accurate. if you went to YLS, you went to...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
...
cracking church giraffe
  10/02/05
yea, nobody else does that
big-titted mentally impaired rigor
  10/02/05
The UW Math program is ranked #13 by the NRC. It's not shab...
Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop
  10/02/05
. . .
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
everyone knows pedigree only applies to undergrad. berkel...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
It applies to the school as a whole. The problems of state ...
Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop
  10/02/05
you can find other programs where michigan is number 1, or w...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Actually...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
I got $$$ from Berkeley and so did my friends in different f...
Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop
  10/02/05
I believe that you got funding for Berkeley (assuming you we...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
uw math is actually among the best
duck-like jet bawdyhouse yarmulke
  10/02/05
I like how this thread swelled to 130 posts without me ever ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
Ladies and gentlemen, WORDS THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING RE...
Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop
  10/02/05
Well, that's fine, but I am one of the more knowledgeable po...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
This is the douche that typed up all that shit: http://ww...
Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop
  10/02/05
In the last chapter, the paladin was PWNed by his above-aver...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
nice to hear from someone who knows something about what we ...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
What the fuck is wrong with you? Is you reading comprehensio...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
Oh, I was just filling in the details to PWN you even furthe...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/03/05
Not to brag, but the fact that this thread-- a dispute about...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
No prob you little bitch. And make sure to include "mas...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/02/05
Are you this much of a sore loser in real life?
Multi-colored Institution
  10/03/05
There are some fields where being at the top really doesn't ...
Deep internet-worthy lay
  10/02/05
wrong. Math/Physics = most prestigious majors, most prestigi...
laughsome dopamine
  10/02/05
"wrong. Math/Physics = most prestigious majors, most pr...
Deep internet-worthy lay
  10/02/05
"[I]f PublicOnion says they are the most prestigious, i...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
"No, it's pretty much consensus among educated people t...
Deep internet-worthy lay
  10/02/05
The vote was held in an underwater city with no communicatio...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
pwned
Deep internet-worthy lay
  10/02/05
180
Godawful diverse kitty cat public bath
  10/07/05
Wow. You are the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. You pr...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
I think I'll let the matter drop, but let's remember 10.2.05...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/02/05
more numbers
sooty elastic band sex offender
  10/02/05
new record for the use of the "you're obviously no good...
Titillating laser beams
  10/03/05
Agreed. I too enjoy writing pwn3d when discussing graduate d...
elite obsidian foreskin blood rage
  10/03/05
no. but it's not really a truly fantastic one, either. in te...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
there are only a few *total* math phd students at princeton ...
laughsome dopamine
  10/07/05
there are more than 50 at each place. really, not many peopl...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I doubt that it's 50, but even if so, that would mean class ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
it's more than 50 in both cases. count for yourself if you s...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
"I happen to know that the princeton math PhD program, ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
re: self-selection of the math programs, that's nice, but th...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I don't recall being the first one to use "top 15"...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
those types of jobs require social skills you don't have.
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
You're wrong, and you're an idiot. You don't even know me, y...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
huh? we were in school together, idiot. YOU likely don't kno...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
You can only support this claim by outting your sorry ass. O...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
unfortunately for you, "credibility" isn't really ...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Okay, Rowan was going based on Media Kid's summary of one en...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
i think i'll let my posts and yours stand on their own and a...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I'm trying to run a schtick here! Stop ruining it by bringin...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
mike, everyone knows this isn't true. this is the real yo...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
What is? Prestige rants? Well, I enjoy them, especially to k...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
And aren't some of them international students?
Mewling ultramarine abode doctorate
  10/07/05
Most, especially at the top departments.
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
yup. american students have a distinct advantage on getting ...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I'd say foreign students have an advantage, not by virtue of...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
completely wrong, not least because americans have many more...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I would believe that, c.p., Americans may be slightly favore...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
that doesn't really make up for the difference. you have pre...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Were they in urban areas? They probably took graduate course...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
no. they took only LAC course and did independent study proj...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Okay. Well, I won't deny that it's not possible, but it's ra...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
I don't think this is true.
Mewling ultramarine abode doctorate
  10/07/05
it is. there are many funding sources (particularly from the...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
It is very true that it's easier for Americans to get fundin...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
so you think MBAs run washington, too?
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I have no idea.
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
There are people who are smarter, more skillful, more presti...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
look at the guy wearing the red shirt. Do you sit like that...
Ivory razzle piazza fanboi
  10/07/05
You mean in the 2003-04 photo? Definitely not.
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
no, but you spent 2001-2004 (at least) as a pathological lia...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
What happened to "can't edit me away!"? Did you ge...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
hey dumbass, i've never posted under that moniker. i haven't...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
Yes, "can't edit me away!" is yours. Unless there ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
edit out the firm. and i swear i'm not 'can't edit me awa...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
Firm removed.
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
i can't promise the latter b/c I'M NOT THAT POSTER!!!!!!! ...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
It's done. I still believe you are can't edit me away!, but ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
i swear, there's only one other moniker i use, and i think y...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
I'm aware of it, yes. Can't edit me away! uses a similar...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
your classmates are remarkably persistant
sooty elastic band sex offender
  10/07/05
You don't know half the story. There are a lot of good th...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
it certainly wasn't the fact you spent four years rehashing ...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
This is true, but no one would let me move on, which only al...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
again, everyone else's fault but yours... look, i had a pret...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
Yes, but you didn't have people following you around and try...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
it's clearly your superior . . . breeding . . . that enrages...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
180 he can't really believe this, can he?
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
well, at least the large campus at UW will give you more tha...
sooty elastic band sex offender
  10/07/05
pointless post removed.
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
You dudes are fucking crazy.
hyperactive round eye
  10/07/05
Haha, LAC bullshit social drama, even in the years after. We...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
fuck that - every five years, just like reunion.
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
Of course. Hey, even though we've fought, we have had pretty...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
Do me a favor...please summarize the conflict. Thanks.
hyperactive round eye
  10/07/05
if you're still here... the conflict basically boiled do...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
i don't care for bullshit drama. i'm also not an attention w...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
174 is the best poster on XO. Media Kid is #2. Schtick is ve...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
schtick is very elite and cool - to LOSERS. people who actua...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
I know 174 and Media Kid offline and they are definitely not...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
the difference is that he's on his way to being happily marr...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Well, I'm definitely taking my time, and not always by choic...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
you're an idiot. i'm not the other poster.
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Prove it, then. Who are you? You've used that moniker onl...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
that's completely wrong. i was posting on other topics just ...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Okay, so you've posted a few real comments under a troll mon...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
Re: Fall 1998, the version I heard of the story reflected ba...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
EG and the boys on 5? EG hated me b/c AD was her only friend...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
Staying friends after a breakup will lead to disaster. I've ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
1) i've never admitted to anything. in fact, i'll come right...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
mike, you have no idea who i am.
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
You can only prove it one way, and that's by saying who you ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
i have nothing to prove to you. why don't you post when y...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
Tell me, what are my "psycho methods"? I don't hav...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273774&mc=18...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
hey pensive, truly prestigious students who study math, scie...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I'll be applying this fall, bitch.
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
you see, that can't be me - as far as i know, hertz is a fuc...
Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker
  10/07/05
why don't you have one now? prestigious students get them fo...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
I don't mind TAing, actually. It doesn't make any differ...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
it does indeed make a big difference, since you're more like...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
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  10/07/05
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  10/07/05
You aren't even in a math PhD program, or anything nearing t...
Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
you know nothing about me or where i am or what i'm doing. a...
Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
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  10/07/05
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  10/07/05
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  10/07/05
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Indigo abnormal stage
  10/07/05
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Multi-colored Institution
  10/07/05
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Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:26 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Is UW's math program a piece of fucking trash? I mean, they're not very highly ranked in any of the publications I've recently perused.

pensive = a pathetic TTT, know nothing, shit-eating, pig-fucking faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956696)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:26 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal

what is UW in US News?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956709)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:29 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

I'm not sure, but this site gives you a comprehensive rank based on factors you choose: http://www.phds.org/rankings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956741)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

http://www.phds.org/rankings/math/rank?form.submitted=1&ed_eff=&change=&myd=&fac_qual=5&p_pub=&n_pub=&n_cit=&g_pub=&g_cit=&p_full=&p_full_sign=1&n_fac=&n_fac_sign=1&n_stu=&n_stu_sign=1&n_phd=&n_phd_sign=1&p_supp=&p_ra=&p_ra_sign=1&p_ta=&p_ta_sign=1&f_stu=&f_phd=&min_phd=&us_phd=&us_phd_sign=1&form.button.submit=Continue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956905)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:27 PM
Author: Aquamarine fragrant background story ape

it's top 15

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956720)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:28 PM
Author: gay erotic range

he can be pretty entertaining though. don't flame him away.

those who are not elite and have no business making judgments on who is and is not elite are the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956727)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:30 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

I don't see how they're the best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956747)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:31 PM
Author: gay erotic range

i like the entertainment value.

it's similar to the guys in law school who are generally old and unattractive complaining about how law school women are ugly and how they are going to bone all the undergrads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956766)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:36 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

We must not forget about the guys with all those dating options.

Example: Which one should I choose?

#1: Runway model

#2: Glamour model

#3: Dallas Cowboys cheerleading squad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956821)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:37 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

IDIOT.

Point to me the thread where this came up you goat fucking piece of trash. You're so fucking stupid I can smell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956839)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:39 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

oh no, you're one of those guys, aren't you?

I'm sorry you can't get a girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956859)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:40 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Ok, let's try this again. Do you know how to use the search function? Kinda? Ok, kiddo. Then find a thread with the stupid crap that you just posted.

Fucking liar. I hate it when idiots fabricate lies to support their cockamamy points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956879)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

They pop up almost daily. How is it that you've missed them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956901)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

pwn3d. Next time, make sure you can substantiate your lies before you tell them. Otherwise, you just end up making a FOOL OF YOURSELF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956910)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:46 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

Is that a "I don't know"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956941)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:46 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

More like a "If they pop up daily, then BUMP ONE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956951)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:55 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I would, but i'm lazy. Look for threads by either futurejacoby or uttroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957059)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:58 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Wow I don't think I've ever pwn3d someone as I just pwn3d you. Usually, people at least *try* to come up with evidence to support their obviously unfounded statements. Holy shit you're a stupid, stupid person.

Bye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957087)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:08 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957177)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Take a wild guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957226)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I don't remember the thread titles. Have GTO help you. I'm sure he can pull up about 30 in 5 mins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957274)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

If they really "popped up everyday," then you wouldn't have ANY trouble remembering thread titles because -- THEY WOULD HAVE POPPED UP TODAY, and yesterday, and every other day for the last eon. In other words, if these threads were made with the frequency that you claim, it would take an absolute monkey not to "remember" certain words in their titles.

Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957299)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I said "nearly" everyday, and I could find them, if I weren't so lazy. Additionally, if you've been here for more than a month, you already know that they come up a lot. So you are simply talking out of your ass.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957323)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Ladies and gentlemen, this is an example of what people call "getting caught in a web of lies." You see, the first blatant falsehood this poster provided us with was that these mysterious threads existed. When confronted with the more than reasonable demand for evidence, he had to cover this lie by appending to it another: that he is too "lazy" to search for them.

"Lazy," ladies and gents. "Lazy."

What lies do you think we shall see next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957361)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I can't believe you're still going along with this. How long does it normally take you to realize that you're not in on the joke, but that you are the joke?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957409)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

He now purues an new strategy: claiming that his lies were in fact "jokes" that I failed to apprehend. Though commendable, his latest efforts are equally pathetic and further indication of his intellectual immobility.

How is this commendable you ask? Well, persistence is always to be commended.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957470)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:40 PM
Author: gay erotic range

i especially enjoy all the ratings on here of women as if a 125k biglaw salary buys a 9.9 trophy wife.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956868)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Good luck being a pussy all your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956896)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

yes, this is hilarious, to say the least

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956908)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

I have already proven you a liar twice over; I think it is time for you to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956917)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:45 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I think it's time for you to come up with a new schick. This one is not too entertaining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956934)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:46 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

LIAR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956943)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:38 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

It totally depends on who he's doing hsi research for there. Also, it is a pretty decent program.

You're talking about math phd programs like they're law school programs. Its an entirely different ballgame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956840)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:38 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Oh shut the hell up. You've proven yourself quite the ignorant one on numerous occassions. We don't need your TTT input here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956850)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:40 PM
Author: Black Coiffed Idea He Suggested French Chef

hi rebecca.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956869)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:40 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

just so you know, top 15 math phd program > yale law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956870)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:41 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Thank you for this contribution.

Please do not post on this thread ever again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956888)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:43 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

yale accepts 200 some students

the top 15 math phd programs combined take fewer than 150

HTH, dumbfuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956915)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:44 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Again, please desist with your stupid idiot posts. Please spare us the pain of having to read your fucking mind feces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956930)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:45 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

I'd think the accept rate would be more important, more people want to go to LS than Math PhD programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956940)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:47 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

You see, PublicOnion is a fucking idiot. He doesn't think before he posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956962)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:49 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

so you're saying the top 200 people who want to go to law school are more prestigious than the top 150 people who want to go to math grad school?

give me a break-anyone with a 3.8 or higher as a math major could get into harvard law.

law school admissions are padded with thousands and thousands of irrelevant dumbasses. Not so in math grad school admissions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956978)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:00 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Do you have any proof that people who apply to math grad school are indeed smarter than those that apply to Yale?

Note that the average LSAT score for a math major is too low to get a person into a top50 school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957108)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:01 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Like I said before, PublicOnion is a ABSOLUTE MORON. He says shit he obviously knows NOTHING about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957126)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:04 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

His arguments here are totally unconvincing, but it's mainly becuase he thinking about the wrong way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957153)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:07 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

haha, obviously you weren't in a serious major.

I wasn't even the top 10% of my major and I got a top 1% lsat score cold.

someone who scores in the top 5% of the Math GRE would have absolutely no problems scoring in the top .5% of the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957169)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal

is it even possible to score top 5% on the GRE Math?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957176)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

i meant the subject test. an even better way to look at it is to look at the top few percents of the putnam exam, which measures reasoning more than the math gre. these people are outscoring math professors-lots of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957288)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Conversly not everyone that scores in the top 1% on the LSAT is a math major and they could still probbaly score in the top 5% on the math GRE as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957186)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

I'm talking about the subject test.

0 percent chance a non math/physics major gets top 5% on the Math GRE subject test.

Look-these are the people who scored in the top few percents of the Putnam exam. math professors regularly do not score that well on the putnam. btw, the putnam measures reasoning, not math knowledge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957251)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:13 PM
Author: gay erotic range

LSAT >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> GRE in difficulty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957216)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

subject test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957256)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: gay erotic range

ah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957265)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

nobody cares about the GRE in math phd programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957285)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

how many times am I going to have to say "Subject Test"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957291)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

I was replying to crazy frog's post, he was talking about the regular GRE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957305)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

ok, sorry.

I don't even consider the math portion of the standard gre a math 'test'. it's high school math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957322)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:13 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

I fail to see why this is 'obvious.'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957223)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

subject test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957262)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

top math majors, like the top students in any field, DONT APPLY TO LAW SCHOOL. unless you count bullshit fields like poli sci or something.

math measures logical ability. So does the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957212)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Then why don't you have enough logic to know that measuring pure numbers isn't as good a measure of how hard it is to get into school as admissions rates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957250)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

way to obscure your mistake by falling back on 'soft factors', which we all know make no difference in law school admissions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957273)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

What the hell are you talking about, it's your mistake not mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957336)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

you are saying talking about soft factors. They have nothing to do with anything. and I'm sure scoring near the top of an exam like the putnam would be more than enough of a 'soft factor' for a school like yale.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957358)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

How does that address my point? You that say that because the top 15 math programs take 150 and Yale Law alone takes 200 math is better. You fail to address demand for each program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957382)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

fewer apply to math grad school because they self-select out. They either can't cut it or they aren't interested because it's "hard"

and when you are talking about the top top students it is irrelevant how many sub 170 students apply. All of those just up the 'selectivity' rating of yale artificially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957408)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

You make way too many assumptions w/o any proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957411)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

like anyone applying to yale with a 170 or lower has 0 chance unless they are URM?

what an unjustified assumption. You can get in anywhere, so long as you write a really good personal statement and hire deloggio

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957434)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

You can get in anywhere, so long as you write a really good personal statement and hire deloggio

Not so. But keep telling yourself that i it makes you feel supirior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957446)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

"You can get in anywhere, so long as you write a really good personal statement and hire deloggio"

laughable.

edit: misread, but try using quotes, it makes things less confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957453)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

god, your sarcasm detector is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957469)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

that's the average math major. And its still the highest of any discipline.

I would only be able to get into a mediocre math phd program at best. I wasn't even a gurantee at my shitty USC's grad program. and I'm more than likely going to a t14 law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957281)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

correct. people who score at the top of the math subject test and the putnam obviously would have no problem dispatching the LSAT with a 175 or better

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957307)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:25 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Does math teach you brilliant reading comprehension? It's not all logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957344)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

Outside of the FOBs, most math majors actually do quite well on english type stuff.

Our dept published a statistic that our math majors had a higher GPA in liberal arts classes than they did in COSM classes. Math majors had a 3.85 average GPA in liberal arts classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957357)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:25 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

yeah, only the dregs of the math dept apply to law school. I was somewhere around the top 40% in my dept, but that was only because there were so many education people who were math majors because they wanted to teach HS math. The "real" maht majors pwn3d me. I never really considered myself a math person though, I was just taking it because I used to want to be an econ phd.

I couldn't even get a LOR from any of my math professors because they would have laughed if I told them I was going to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957346)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:26 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

It doesn't change the fact that this guy is using the wrong measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957351)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

that doesn't change the fact that its much harder to get into a good math phd program than it is to get into a great law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957372)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

That's what I've been trying to figure out this whole time. All I want are admission stats and I'll be quiet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957390)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

They aren't kept the same way that LS stats are. You'd have to compile them from each individual school.

Also its different because PhD applications are a vastly different process. A lot of the spots are filled because a UG prof with connections calls another grad dept and says "hey, I think this guy is really good" that guy then only applies to one school.

Applying to more than 5 math phd programs is nearly unheard of.

The only way to really make comparisons is if you are familiar with both processes. I can tell you that I have a decent shot at a t10 LS, but would struggle to get into a top 50 math phd program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957415)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Just because that's the case for you it proves nothing to me. You guys may well be right, but you can't offer me any real proof.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957442)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

we are right. go ask someone yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957458)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

well then its going to be nearly impossible to prove anything to you.

The processes are nothing alike and just comparing acceptance rates proves nearly nothing. On top of that they're nearly impossible to find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957478)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

If they are nothing alike and hard to compare why did this guy start doing it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957489)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

they can be compared in terms of difficulty, but doing it in terms of numbers is nearly impossible. Anybody who knows about both processes will tell you its about 100 times harder to get into a decent (top 30 or so) math phd program than it is to get into a t14.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957519)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

what measure is wrong?

high numbers = top ranked law school admission.

you don't need a namby-pamby honors thesis and a hug from your pre-law advisor at WUSTL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957380)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:31 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

see above. I want the admission percents for the T15 math programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957394)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

they accept 3-8 students per year.

if you consider the pool of 170+ scorers, the percent accepted by yale is much higher than anything comparable.

just talk to people who have experience with this admissions process. to get into a top 15 math program you have to be the best student produced by your program that year or sometimes the best student in several years. and that's from respectable programs. even a place like princeton does not place more than a handful of its students into top math phd programs each year. It's the same for physics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957426)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Apparently you don't understand English, I want percentages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957431)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

they don't collect such stats, you dumbfuck

anyone with experience with both processes can tell you that math is incomparably more difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957443)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Yeah see I don't belive that. Maybe math is harder for the sort of people that apply to LS, but I know plenty of Math majors that couldn't hack it in LS as well.

As a math and logic guy you should know that to be convincing you need to offer actual proof and not just a "because I'm telling you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957457)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

no, as a physics and logic guy I know that the proof you are demanding is impossible for me or anyone else to give you.

which is why I suspect you are asking for it. You wouldn't believe me or any number of other people no matter their authority on the matter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957501)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

One thing you can do is ask the law and econ people. They will tell you that its much harder to get into the econ side of things than it is the law side of things (with the possible exception of Yale). Then its much harder to get into a math phd program than it is an econ phd program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957538)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

that's nearly impossible and quite irrelevant anyway.

For any average university only like 10 people are even going to apply to any phd math program per year. Those 10 are usually out of the top 20 students in teh dept.

They typically have 3.9s or better and are ridiculously smart.

I scored a 171 and these type of kids blew me away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957449)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Ok see you're totally missing the point, annecdotal evidence proves nothing. I'm not saying you aren't right, I'm simply saying you can't really prove you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957476)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Magenta stead community account

I'm saying your standard of proof is ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957504)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

I'm saying people shouldn't make blanket statments that they can't prove and expect people to accept them becuase they say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957541)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

except when people aren't being openly contrarian many anecdotes with none contrary to their point from multiple sources is generally considered to be a good reason to believe something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957589)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

asking for 'proof' in this regard is just a mechanism to avoid the obvious conclusion. No one can give you what you are asking for. anecdotal evidence uncountered by contrary anecdotes is the best we or anyone else can give you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957540)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

however, that evidence, since by its very nature is unreliable and unprovable, cannot be accorded any more weight than a contrary point of view.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957663)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:05 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

there is no contrary evidence. If someone has a believable contrary anecdote to the ones offered by us, please share it. People who with experience with something (NASC and I) should have more weight accorded to their views than someone who is just saying opposing us to save face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957703)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Yeah I know a bunch of people in top math/engineering/science programs who have terrible English skills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957734)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

I'm so confident in my point that I'm willing to say that any whose native language is english finds math phd programs much much much more difficult than law school admissions. and I think anyone you ask whose has any knowledge of both would support this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957786)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:10 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

That you and NASC *may be* the only ones with 'experience' with such things only compounds upon the anecdotal and thus inherently unreliable (and unpersuasive) quality of the evidence you offer forth; not the other way around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957755)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: pontificating indirect expression

Not to mention that they have an incentive to say that math majors are smarter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957800)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

yep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957811)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

the average math/physics major is smarter than the average humanities major (law student). disputing this is laughable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958186)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

Since we're just going with anecdotal evidence, NASC says he was top 40% in his math program. I was the same (or lower) in my "soft" program and beat him on the LSAT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958236)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

are you actually disputing what I said? go take that shit to college board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958254)





Date: October 3rd, 2005 12:58 AM
Author: Magenta stead community account

no, average SAT scores do that well enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3960525)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:36 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

anyone who seriously wanted an answer to this question could find it, and it would be consistent with what we've said. no one has given any reason to believe otherwise. except "math majors r bad at english".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958170)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:37 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

How could we figure it out, there's no data. I have no reason to belive it except, "I'm a math major, I'm smarter than you and you should belive it becuase I say so."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958184)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:38 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

Go ask people in the math department about it. They can tell you what it takes to get into the top grad programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958199)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

There's a winning and convincing argument, you're right you'll be perfect at LS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958209)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

shit, maybe I'm not cut for law school after all if my arguments all hinge on appeals to authority

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958230)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

"but I SAID!" isn't authority.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958248)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

it is if I know what I'm talking about

what do you think authority is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958292)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

Data, some kind of actual convincing proof. If this is so obviously true and you still can't convince people maybe you wouldn't make as good a law student as you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958306)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

I can't convince people because they don't have the same experiences as I do. They are dumbfucks from poli sci department where everyone gets an A.

Data doesn't exist; People who know both are the next best thing.

you dispute that? in other words, you are saying joe says that pan is hot but I wont believe him until someone can show me exactly how hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958369)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

If the pan is really hot it's pretty easy to prove.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958442)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

The thermometer wasn't invented until a few centuries ago. Hot metal has existed (and been experienced) for millenia.

PWN3D.

That said, Chicago is an awesome university and I give you props for being there. I don't want to fight with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958455)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Excitant preventive strike

I'm not trying to fight with you. I think it's brilliant that you go to a program that's good in your field. My problem is with this stupid comparison.

Also, I was unaware that using a thermometer was the only way to prove something was hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959164)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:30 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

the point still stands that you are applying an unusual standard of "proof", one that no one applies to everyday situations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959359)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

it would be easy to prove; just not worth the time. The data exists, it's just not in a nice format. If anyone wants to pull it together to resolve this pissing match, I'd be grateful.

anyway, that's not the point. The point was that in the ordinary course of things you wouldn't require "proof" as the term has been used. You would believe me and NASC because we probably know what we are talking about, and no one else who does is saying anything different.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958471)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:42 PM
Author: beady-eyed alcoholic principal's office son of senegal

actually I think YLS people will have a much easier time getting a law job than a top 15 math phd program person. but this is only anecdotal, so I can't back this up with a link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3956898)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:56 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

I find this rather hard to believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957064)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 7:58 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957096)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

It's easier for a YLS JD to get a law job than for a t15 math PhD to get a good academic job, but the t15 PhD can go to Wall Street or into a hedge fund.

I'd also guess that the YLS JD is better in I-banking, because, contrary to differences in rigor and selectivity, YHS Law has more street cachet than UW math.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958590)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

this is completely accurate. if you went to YLS, you went to the consensus-best program in your field. if you went to a math phd program ranked somewhere around 10-15, not so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997178)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:05 PM
Author: cracking church giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957160)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: big-titted mentally impaired rigor

yea, nobody else does that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957182)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop

The UW Math program is ranked #13 by the NRC. It's not shabby but it's not the tops. It's also a TTT state school which doesn't really help.

You can't compare PhD programs with trade schools, so any comparisons made between admissions standards for law and grad schools aren't necessarily accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957665)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:15 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3957819)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

everyone knows pedigree only applies to undergrad.

berkeley is #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958216)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:48 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop

It applies to the school as a whole. The problems of state schools extends to graduate programs also. Berkeley is the lone exception because the UC system funnels a shitload of money to keep their programs strong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958281)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

you can find other programs where michigan is number 1, or whatever.

It doesn't matter for grad schools. Plenty of people choose michigan over harvard in fields where michigan is #1

edit: in other words, "Ivy" and similar descriptors apply only to undergrad in a meaningful way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958305)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You clearly have no idea what you're talking about. Actually, because California is broke, Berkeley has a LOT more of the so-called "state school malaise" than Michigan or Wisconsin. It still has excellent programs, nonetheless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958438)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop

I got $$$ from Berkeley and so did my friends in different fields. They have a shitload of money to spend on their grad programs which leaves the rest of the UCs with squat.

Also, your pedigree is shit and no one respects Wisconsin. People like me become prestigious ofessors. People like you end up doing stuck with a 90 hour quant job side-by-side with Accounting majors from Rutgers at some sweatshop bank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958768)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I believe that you got funding for Berkeley (assuming you were admitted, and your schtick lacks credibility given the quality of your posts, I must say) because the top departments fund ALL their students. That's not what the so-called "state school malaise" is about: it's about bureaucracy and impersonal atmosphere, which aren't really problems in graduate school because the departments are small. Even Berkeley, which is notorious (among t15s) for "state school malaise", is infinitely better than the TTTs in that regard, but considered worse than the good state schools (M, W, I). Oh, and Michigan and Wisconsin also fund all their PhD students too, just so ya know.

"People like me become prestigious ofessors."

Why don't we discuss that after you do it? It's harder than it seems, even from a top department. Moreover, the Ivy distinction doesn't mean shit among graduate departments. Oh, and it's "professor".

You say "no one respects Wisconsin". Wrong. Academia respects Wisconsin. Finance respects Wisconsin. I'll readily admit that UW PhD has less "street cachet" than HLS, but that only matters in unprestigious shit like I-banking. You're PWN3D again.

"People like you end up doing stuck with a 90 hour quant job side-by-side with Accounting majors from Rutgers at some sweatshop bank."

Wrong. We might end up doing 50 hour quant jobs at top Wall Street firms, making $150k to start. Then we can lateral into hedge funds, VCs, or enter startups. Also, this may surprise you, but math PhDs are allowed to do other things, such as computer science, economics, finance, or even (in the case of one of my friends) writing. People who *fail* out of these programs usually end up in $60-80k computer-related or consulting jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958846)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: duck-like jet bawdyhouse yarmulke

uw math is actually among the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958231)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I like how this thread swelled to 130 posts without me ever posting in it.

It's much harder to get into a math PhD program than a JD program of the same rank, and it's definitely harder to stay in one. The PhD programs aim for anywhere between ~5 and ~30 students. Acceptance rates, while usually not released, are thought to be ~10% for 11-20 departments, and ~5% for the top 10.

To get into a top 15 math PhD, you pretty much have to be preparing for this starting in your sophomore year. A minimal math major will not cut it. You absolutely need to have abstract algebra and real analysis covered, and the top 6 depts. (PMHBSC) require having taken them at the *graduate* level, with the exception, perhaps, of Berk and Chicago. Research experience is pretty much required for graduate admissions, and the summer research programs (UM-Duluth's number theory, NSA's DSP, etc.) are as competitive as graduate schools. The regular GREs aren't taken seriously (so long as you're an English speaker; if not, the GRE-V matters) because GRE-Q is so easy. The Subject Test, which is far more difficult, is. This is a test that covers pretty much every standard undergraduate course (topology, abstract algebra, analysis, ODEs, prob. theory, calculus, lin alg.) and only math/science majors take it. 90% (no one cares about the 3-digit scaled score, only the percentile) is usually the cutoff for top 10 departments; 80% for 11-20. If you're at the low end on the GRE, you had better have some excellent research experience. The test is pretty challenging; I got 78%-85% on prep tests, managed to pull myself up to 98% on the real thing with about a month of studying (I hadn't taken topology or ODEs, both of which are on the test, so I needed to study these on my own time).

In terms of difficulty of getting in, top 15 math > HLS, and is probably comparable to YLS. That said, because the skill sets are different, I'm pretty sure I would not be in the top 20% of any YHS law class. While my reading comprehension is tops (99%) at my natural reading speed (a TTT 20-30 pg/hr) it becomes absolutely shitty if I try to read any faster. So I wouldn't get through LS without putting many, many hours into it, and somehow I doubt I'd have the drive to do what it takes to do so well. I'd pass the program, and I could probably get LR on account of my writing skills, but I wouldn't be the top student.

Staying in a PhD program is also much harder than staying in LS. A PhD means that the university considers you competent to be a research professor, and since you don't incur debt in graduate school, they have no qualms about failing out students they don't consider qualified to that level. About half of all students who enter a PhD program will not finish it. The grading curve is not difficult (As are the norm, Bs are uncommon and suggest a retake, Cs are extremely rare but can push you out) but the classes are very challenging/humbling in spite of this. 5 out of 8 problems in a set will be an A, but you will have put 5-10 hours into the set and still been PWNed by 3 problems. Doing the work for a minimal A will leave you unprepared for the real finals, which are the Qualifying Exams (Quals). There are (depending on department) 2-4 of them, by subject, that one must pass in order to progress. Pass rates are usually 30-60% (you can retake them, and almost certainly will) and the tests require extensive out-of-class study. After coursework and quals is the thesis, for which there is no syllabus (because you're working on an unsolved research problem) and which requires a lot of self-direction and tolerance of frustration, confusion, and false starts. (You're also very reliant on your advisor in this process; a poor advisor can wreck an academic career.) Some lose motivation during the thesis phase and exit with a "consolation" Master's. Those who write mediocre theses may get the "hand-wave" pass, a pass that is contingent upon never asking for an LOR for an academic job, but only after 6-7 years (before then, the dept. would rather you keep working on it); this means you don't go into industry. A good thesis means that you'll get the PhD and be considered qualified to be a research professor, but even then getting a job is not a sure thing, and that process itself is very difficult.

I've never been to LS, but grad school requires a lot of self-direction. For example, before I go out, or to sleep, or take a break I always take a hard look at a problem I haven't solved, hoping to figure out a solution subconsciously in my down time. I often take work along when I go out for dinner. I never had to study in my sleep during undergrad. Currently, I'm taking a break from a problem set that has taken 4 hours and on which I've solved 2.5/5 problems.

So, yeah, I have to give most credence to NASC and PublicOnion as the knowledgeable and informed posters on this thread. Does all this make someone like me smarter than top YLS grads? Not necessarily, because they're a different kind of smart and I doubt I'd have the drive to do what they do. It is true, though, especially on a rank-by-rank basis, that math PhD is more selective than LS by far, and that the programs are more demanding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958424)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop

Ladies and gentlemen, WORDS THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING READ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958435)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Well, that's fine, but I am one of the more knowledgeable posters on this matter. Guess what? You're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958445)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Ruddy Dog Poop

This is the douche that typed up all that shit:

http://www.math.wisc.edu/~apache/gallery/foto/Church.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958489)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

In the last chapter, the paladin was PWNed by his above-average but not exceptional looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959040)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

nice to hear from someone who knows something about what we are talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958547)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:52 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

What the fuck is wrong with you? Is you reading comprehension this fucking TTT? Where the FUCK in my OP did I ever say or claim or imply that math grad programs were less rigorous than ls programs?

You are a HUGE FUCKING IDIOT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959640)





Date: October 3rd, 2005 12:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Oh, I was just filling in the details to PWN you even further.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3960490)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Not to brag, but the fact that this thread-- a dispute about my prestige-- swelled to 100+ before I even acknowledged its existence, and that "my side" won before I had even posted, constitutes a massive board-pwn. Ok, I bragged. I'll stop now. Thanks G.O.A.T.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958704)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:53 PM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

No prob you little bitch. And make sure to include "massive board-pwn" among the endless list of terms which you know not the meaning of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959668)





Date: October 3rd, 2005 12:56 AM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Are you this much of a sore loser in real life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3960498)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: Deep internet-worthy lay

There are some fields where being at the top really doesn't matter just because the field itself is so shitty. I realize Cornell has the top program for hotel management, but people in this program aren't prestigious because the field is so fucking TTT. Math is the same way, I mean , have you ever taken a ugrad math class? The professors are the antithesis of prestigious, as they are so socially retarded it is unbearable. Just look on the website with pictures of the people in pensive's program, they look hilarious. In short, I don't care where UW ranks or how hard it is to get into, anyone in a math grad program is not prestigious because math does not attractive prestigious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958726)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: laughsome dopamine

wrong. Math/Physics = most prestigious majors, most prestigious field, most prestigious subject

Prestige isn't money; marty lipton isn't as prestigious as justice kennedy, although kennedy is practically broke for his age.

"you ever taken a ugrad math class? "

yea, have you??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958756)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: Deep internet-worthy lay

"wrong. Math/Physics = most prestigious majors, most prestigious field, most prestigious subject"

wow, you really pwned me there, if PublicOnion says they are the most prestigious, it is the law.

"Prestige isn't money; marty lipton isn't as prestigious as justice kennedy, although kennedy is practically broke for his age."

my post doesn't mention, hint at, or even allude to money, and somehow it is in your reply. Work on your RC, please.

""you ever taken a ugrad math class? "

yea, have you??"

yes, I have, and i'm sorry for making the absolutely outrageous assertion that math professors are some of the weirdest and most socially retarded people you'll ever meet.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958976)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

"[I]f PublicOnion says they are the most prestigious, it is the law."

No, it's pretty much consensus among educated people that pure math is the most prestigious subject to study. Now, does that mean it's the most valuable? I don't know. If a person wants to study English, and does well at it, I find that just as prestigious as studying math. In the eyes of the educated public, though, math pwns.

"I have, and i'm sorry for making the absolutely outrageous assertion that math professors are some of the weirdest and most socially retarded people you'll ever meet."

Good, because it's a ridiculous claim and a flat-out useless blanket statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959001)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Deep internet-worthy lay

"No, it's pretty much consensus among educated people that pure math is the most prestigious subject to study."

I didn't realize that this concensus had been reached, can I get a link to when the vote was held or are you just making a ridiculous claim and a flat-out useless blanket statement, the same kind of accuse me of making in the same post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959067)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

The vote was held in an underwater city with no communication to the outside world, precisely to keep the information away from you. This is because, of course, emergent phenomena such as consensi require such secret collaboration.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959086)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:08 PM
Author: Deep internet-worthy lay

pwned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959136)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:02 PM
Author: Godawful diverse kitty cat public bath

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996696)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Wow. You are the biggest fucking idiot on the planet. You probably think professors sit around doing trig problems all day, that being the highest-level math class you've taken.

About half of math people are socially quite normal (if a bit obsessive about their work) and the other half are distinctively below-average, usually because of the awkward and poor socialization most bright people face in childhood and adolescence. I was in the latter group in my early and mid-teens, and shifted over to the former in my late teens and 20s.

However, I don't see how the social awkwardness of a few of your professors reflects in any way upon the prestige of the field. It takes better social skills to keep a job as a cashier than one as a research mathematician, but clearly the latter is more prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958759)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I think I'll let the matter drop, but let's remember 10.2.05 as the day that G.O.A.T., et al tried to pwn me and failed horribly. Let this be a lesson.

The answer to the question asked by the OP: No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3958956)





Date: October 2nd, 2005 11:57 PM
Author: sooty elastic band sex offender

more numbers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3959715)





Date: October 3rd, 2005 2:35 AM
Author: Titillating laser beams

new record for the use of the "you're obviously no good at reading comprehension" retort, and all its variants. and writing "PWNED" in the middle of a dispute about doctorate programs is obviously very persuasive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3961083)





Date: October 3rd, 2005 3:50 AM
Author: elite obsidian foreskin blood rage

Agreed. I too enjoy writing pwn3d when discussing graduate degree programs. I also like using the acronym 'HTH' when I neither want to nor care to help. PWN3D1

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3961297)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:01 AM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

no. but it's not really a truly fantastic one, either. in terms of prestige, it's maybe like Michigan or UVA for law school. the truly prestigious math people that I know are at Harvard or Princeton (and yes, I know more than a few), even if (read this, Mike): EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T HAVE GRAD MATH CLASSES.

it's hard for me to believe that pensive brags so much when people his own age and from his own discipline who are so far superior to him in both prestige and skills exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3991694)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:34 AM
Author: laughsome dopamine

there are only a few *total* math phd students at princeton and harvard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3991700)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:11 AM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

there are more than 50 at each place. really, not many people apply either--the acceptance rates are probably similar to those for HYS law.

these people are way out of pensive's league, just as your average Yale student is way out of your average UVA student's league.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3991756)





Date: October 7th, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I doubt that it's 50, but even if so, that would mean class sizes are around 8-10. Maybe 100-150 American students get into top 15 programs per year; it's comparable to YLS or HLS.

You're right that the absolute top math students in the country are way out of my league, and I won't argue on that point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3994019)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

it's more than 50 in both cases. count for yourself if you still don't believe me (as a math major, you can count, right?):

http://www.math.harvard.edu/people/graduate.html

http://www.math.princeton.edu/menusa/index4.html

also, I happen to know that the princeton math PhD program, at least, is fairly strictly controlled at 4 years, so your 8-10 students per year number is off by more than 50% (and even that is assuming absolutely no one quits before finishing). pretty bad, eh?

(next time, maybe have a clue about what you're talking about before you touch the keyboard. just because you take a wild guess about something doesn't make it right, dumbfuck.)

"top 15" (as a student at a school ranked right down there around #15, i'm sure you desperately love to believe it's "top 15" don't you??) is not comparable to YLS or HLS because many more people apply to law schools than apply to math grad school. to use your logic, the top some-obscure-area-of-the-world studies programs in the country (which probably have even fewer than 100 new students each year) are also equivalent to HLS or YLS. just doesn't make sense. supply and demand, man.

i'm glad you acknowledge that math students at top programs are way out of your leageue, at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997061)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

"I happen to know that the princeton math PhD program, at least, is fairly strictly controlled at 4 years".

While this is true "officially", there are always students who overstay the "hard limit", and it's not like a PhD program is going to kick students out after they put in all that work.

"'top 15' [...] is not comparable to YLS or HLS because many more people apply to law schools than apply to math grad school"

This is true, but most LS applicants don't even think about applying to math PhD programs because most of them wouldn't get in. The applicant pool for math PhD programs is much more select than that for LS, and moreover acceptance rates are still quite low for top 15 programs.

"i'm glad you acknowledge that math students at top programs are way out of your leageue".

I'm out of your "leageue" when it comes to spelling. Tell me also: how's your new word pronounced?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997216)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

re: self-selection of the math programs, that's nice, but the fact is not many people want it, period. many more people want to be lawyers.

also, acceptance rates aren't significantly lower for the "top 15" than the "top 25"--just fyi. 15 isn't the magic number except in your fevered, 15th-ranked imagination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997265)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I don't recall being the first one to use "top 15" with regard to graduate programs. 16-25 PhD programs, in math and the sciences, are also pretty selective.

Moreover, when I graduate I'll be able to get a $200k quant job, with good hours (40-50). From law school, top option for most is $125k biglaw. In that light, do you really think most LS applicants would rather be lawyers than math PhDs? Some, yes, but I doubt most.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997291)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:30 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

those types of jobs require social skills you don't have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997362)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You're wrong, and you're an idiot. You don't even know me, you worthless bag of trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997382)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:36 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

huh? we were in school together, idiot. YOU likely don't know ME, but rest assured, like basically the entire rest of the carleton universe, I know YOU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997395)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:38 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You can only support this claim by outting your sorry ass. Otherwise, you have no credibility.

My guess is that you haven't interacted with me for more than 5 minutes. Also, you admitted last June to being class of '99.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997419)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

unfortunately for you, "credibility" isn't really very important here. the things I'm saying are true prima facie.

you don't need "credibility" to say 2 + 2 = 4, and you don't need "credibility" to say "mike church is a complete arrogant fuckup when it comes to interacting in anything approaching a normal way with other humans, especially girls" (your other posts on this board are evidence enough--just ask Rowan. does she have enough "credibility" for you??)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997439)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Okay, Rowan was going based on Media Kid's summary of one encounter. If you consider Media Kid to be gospel, then you may have a point.

One doesn't need credibility in order to say "can't edit me away! has a third nipple", and yet that doesn't make it true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997454)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:50 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

i think i'll let my posts and yours stand on their own and allow others to make their best guess about whether or not they're true. frankly, it should become really clear almost immediately if they've read almost anything you've ever written (particularly anything about "women" or "prestige" or anything using the phrase "alpha male").

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997499)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I'm trying to run a schtick here! Stop ruining it by bringing in reality!

(Here's a hint: I don't go on prestige rants in real life. Nor do I use the term "loser-fucker".)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997534)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

mike, everyone knows this isn't true.

this is the real you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997547)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

What is? Prestige rants? Well, I enjoy them, especially to keep loser-fuckers like you in check.

There have been months where my whole life has been schtick, so I'm quite a veteran of it. To tell the truth, most often I don't give a fuck about anything and will say whatever will give others maximum entertainment. That was the whole concept behind the UF. Once my social life had been ruined, not my fault, I stopped caring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997653)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:31 PM
Author: Mewling ultramarine abode doctorate

And aren't some of them international students?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3995417)





Date: October 7th, 2005 8:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Most, especially at the top departments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996384)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

yup. american students have a distinct advantage on getting in, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997101)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I'd say foreign students have an advantage, not by virtue of being international but by that of having had more courses. (In Europe and most of the world, college students study only in their major.)

I'd say that, in admissions, they probably don't favor Americans over international students with English proficiency, so long as all the visa-related bureaucracy clears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997149)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

completely wrong, not least because americans have many more funding venues open to them.

americans are favored (slightly or greatly, it varies--but always favored) in every single US math, science, or engineering graduate program.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997159)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I would believe that, c.p., Americans may be slightly favored in admissions. However, as I've said already, international applicants are more likely to have had the coursework that top departments look for, because they specialize earlier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997308)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:32 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

that doesn't really make up for the difference. you have pretty much imagined this "requirement" of grad-level courses. i know plenty of LAC grads at top math, physics, etc. programs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997369)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Were they in urban areas? They probably took graduate courses from surrounding universities.

That said, it was much easier to go LAC -> top 5 ten to twenty years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997392)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:37 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

no. they took only LAC course and did independent study projects, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997403)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:42 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Okay. Well, I won't deny that it's not possible, but it's rare. I had top numbers, two summers of research with 3 papers. What may have hit me, as well, is that one of my recommenders (not a professor, but someone from work exp.) got really sick and ended up being 2 weeks past most of the deadlines. My guess is that, given that I was a borderline applicant at the top departments, this was probably enough that they just didn't bother to wait for it. I certainly have no illusion of being so great that a department's going to make an exception on a late LOR for me, even if it wasn't my fault.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997443)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:40 PM
Author: Mewling ultramarine abode doctorate

I don't think this is true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997430)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:43 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

it is. there are many funding sources (particularly from the federal government, and NOT just the big fellowships--also research contracts, etc.) that are only available for US graduate students.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997451)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

It is very true that it's easier for Americans to get funding. This is the one valid point that "can't edit me away!" has made in his entire existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997465)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:48 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

so you think MBAs run washington, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997489)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I have no idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997496)





Date: October 7th, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

There are people who are smarter, more skillful, more prestigious, whatever. This is true for all people but one in the world, so I can cope.

It's extremely difficult to get into the top 5 departments without graduate coursework, though it may be possible for some, e.g. Putnam winners. My guess is that these people already took some graduate coursework.

I'm a lot smarter than you, can't edit me away!, and I didn't spend November-December of 1998 stalking a girl too young for me, as you did. Oh, and your law school is 2nd tier at best (I'm not familiar with the exact rankings, but it's not t14). PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3994046)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:38 PM
Author: Ivory razzle piazza fanboi

look at the guy wearing the red shirt. Do you sit like that?

http://www.math.princeton.edu/menusa/index2.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3995488)





Date: October 7th, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You mean in the 2003-04 photo? Definitely not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996423)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

no, but you spent 2001-2004 (at least) as a pathological liar - trying to explain away your complete lack of friends and the fact that you skeeved out half the women at carleton as being due to a mythical head injury.

bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996763)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

What happened to "can't edit me away!"? Did you get tired of attacking me under that moniker, Jeremy?

I had friends, you stupid fucking TTT, and I didn't skeeve out any women, except for the cognitively slow ones who couldn't handle my quickness and good breeding, taking these traits to be insults.

PS. Your fiancee is better looking than you are and this will PWN you every day throughout the course of your marriage, up until the point where she leaves you for someone better. You look like you're 40.

PPS. In the spirit of the 174th post: Jeremy, you are an unelite striver-fuck (GPA: 3.0 by own admission; LS: Fordham 2L) and I PWN YOU AT LIFE YOU WORTHLESS TTT PIGFUCKER. If I SHAT in your driveway you would preserve my preftigious poop as a RELIC. PWNED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996829)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:31 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

hey dumbass, i've never posted under that moniker. i haven't attacked you on here since the last time you showed your ugly ass mug on the law board during the summer. sorry to disappoint though.

as far as prestige, i will be summering at a top firm in one of the hardest markets to penetrate (not nyc). so i think i'm doing okay.

ps, my fiancee loves me more than any woman will ever love you. you'll die a virgin just like every other scrawny math phd student with pathetic social skills.

pps, everyone notice how he didn't contradict my comment about making up a head injury to explain his anti-social behavior for two+ years...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996955)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Yes, "can't edit me away!" is yours. Unless there are two people who were creepy stalkers during the fall of 1998, because your alter ego admitted to it.

Re your "top firm"-- I don't know where it stacks up-- let me only point out that admission to a top 15 math PhD program is way more prestigious than your summer position. Become a partner, and then we'll talk.

Re your PS, she settled. This happens when women get older. Anyway, who are you to forecast my future love life? I'm in a city full of educated young people; if I don't have a girlfiend by this time a year from now, I'll be disgusted with myself.

Re your PPS, my file was a more prestigious schtick act than anything you could even imagine doing. Admit it: I was as big on Caucus as 174 is on XO, and 174 is damn prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3996991)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

edit out the firm.

and i swear i'm not 'can't edit me away.' i only post under one other moniker, and that's not it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997005)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Firm removed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997016)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:44 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

i can't promise the latter b/c I'M NOT THAT POSTER!!!!!!!

thank you

(i wasn't a creepy stalker fall of '98 - i was dating AD the entire term after about second week - though most people didn't know that b/c of her 'long distance boyfriend.' it was after the breakup at the beginning of winter that all went to hell...)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997022)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:45 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

It's done. I still believe you are can't edit me away!, but my goal isn't to fuck up your life. The threat of a PWN, mercifully withdrawn, is more graceful than an actual PWN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997029)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:49 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

i swear, there's only one other moniker i use, and i think you know which one that is (there are no words in it).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997048)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I'm aware of it, yes.

Can't edit me away! uses a similar writing style. However, given that I even still have a small number of cyberstalkers, I guess it could be anyone. I had him narrowed down to 2 people, one of which was you. I guess it's the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997070)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: sooty elastic band sex offender

your classmates are remarkably persistant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997091)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You don't know half the story.

There are a lot of good things about the LAC academic setting, but I hate the bullshitty social drama. It makes it impossible to become an adult. I still feel like a 19-year-old in terms of social maturity, because I spent four years in an environment that gave me absolutely no social legroom; my role on campus was defined in my first two months there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997179)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:09 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

it certainly wasn't the fact you spent four years rehashing those two months to anyone who would read/listen... you're the one who refused to move on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997199)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

This is true, but no one would let me move on, which only allowed what should have been a relatively minor trauma to dog me forever around there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997238)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:22 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

again, everyone else's fault but yours... look, i had a pretty shitty rep my frosh year too. and you know what? i moved on. i stopped hanging out with people who disliked me. i stopped fearing that everyone heard nasty rumors about me, true or otherwise. instead, i got to know new people, and though i made terrible first impressions back then, people usually came around to like me - at least enough not to talk shit about me. hell, even EG came around by the middle of spring after i finally stood up to her crap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997307)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Yes, but you didn't have people following you around and trying to poison every woman you dated or considered dating. I did, even in my junior year and senior year, which was ridiculous. Most of those loser-fuckers had no idea what they were talking about, clearly enraged by my superior breeding and intellect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997312)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:28 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

it's clearly your superior . . . breeding . . . that enrages people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997341)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

180

he can't really believe this, can he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997381)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: sooty elastic band sex offender

well, at least the large campus at UW will give you more than enough space, not to mention the possibility of redoing the 'college experience' without the collateral attacks.

it just boggles my mind that people would straggle behind you on the internet even a year after graduation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997218)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

pointless post removed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997246)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:50 PM
Author: hyperactive round eye

You dudes are fucking crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997053)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:54 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Haha, LAC bullshit social drama, even in the years after. We'll probably come back for a re-enactment of this fight in 20 years, for old times' sake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997081)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:56 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

fuck that - every five years, just like reunion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997099)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Of course. Hey, even though we've fought, we have had pretty similar experiences at Carleton. Do you think we'll ever miss any of this bullshit social drama, ten years out? This is after being happily married, having kids, and able to laugh at it.

I doubt I'll miss the petty shit, but I'll probably have nostalgia for the UF, just for the thrill of getting so much attention, saying so much ridiculous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997122)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: hyperactive round eye

Do me a favor...please summarize the conflict. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997164)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:03 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

if you're still here...

the conflict basically boiled down to mike v. the world on his (lack of) social and dating habits. he recaps his attitude nicely in this thread: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273774&mc=186&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997618)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:05 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

i don't care for bullshit drama. i'm also not an attention whore. i think schtick is stupid is fuck - as far as i'm concerned, 174 is a 15 year old who sits in his mom's basement all day playing computer games and making stupid posts.

oh, and i can laugh at it now, b/c that was two lifetimes ago as far as i'm concerned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997177)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

174 is the best poster on XO. Media Kid is #2. Schtick is very elite and cool. Moreover, various posters have corroborated 174 and Media Kid both as having excellent pedigree.

The "two lifetimes" attitude is pretty healthy w.r.t. LAC drama. I'm starting to feel that way, myself, and once I find a good girlfriend the past will all be irrelevant anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997350)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:33 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

schtick is very elite and cool - to LOSERS. people who actually live in the real world care more about things like relationships and accomplishments (note the difference between pedigree and accomplishments...).

i don't care that i'm not an 'elite poster' because i'm not here to develop a reputation but to get information...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997378)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:37 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I know 174 and Media Kid offline and they are definitely not losers. You have no idea what you're talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997406)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

the difference is that he's on his way to being happily married, with kids, etc.... and you're definitely not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997226)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Well, I'm definitely taking my time, and not always by choice. Life's shitty sometimes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997247)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

you're an idiot. i'm not the other poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997064)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Prove it, then. Who are you?

You've used that moniker only to attack me, and said nothing incriminating about yourself, so you have no reason not to self-out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997094)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:59 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

that's completely wrong. i was posting on other topics just today (but you're such a megalomaniac i'm sure you wouldn't notice any threads that aren't devoted to you). for example:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=274142&mc=9&forum_id=2#3995882

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997118)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Okay, so you've posted a few real comments under a troll moniker to lend it credibility. Nice. This is at least B+ trolling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997157)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Re: Fall 1998, the version I heard of the story reflected badly on you, but that was from people who hadn't seen you in three years. Given that you've also heard distorted and ridiculous stories about me, I know not to put too much stock in such things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997058)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

EG and the boys on 5? EG hated me b/c AD was her only friend, and she was spending all her time with me. the boys on 5 hated me b/c they all wanted to fuck her, but she was in my room every night.

but certainly, i'm not proud of some of the things i said and did after we broke up. that was when i learned it's a bad fucking idea to try to stay friends with someone you're in love with who stomped all over your heart. it doesn't end well...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997088)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:57 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Staying friends after a breakup will lead to disaster. I've learned from that mistake (the October bitch who lied about breaking up with her boyfriend.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997108)





Date: October 7th, 2005 9:55 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

1) i've never admitted to anything. in fact, i'll come right out on record here and say that i'm not who you think i am.

2) i'm not the other poster. just me!

3) you, who attend something like the #15 math school, look rather pathetic clinging to this invented "top 15" thing. i'd drop that. it's not prestigious.

4) "I'm in a city full of educated young people; if I don't have a girlfiend by this time a year from now, I'll be disgusted with myself."

is that a promise? disgusted enough with yourself to admit that others maybe, just maybe, might be correct in assessing that YOUR BEHAVIOR is to blame for your girl problems, not some phantom demons stalking in the shadows? please. I hope you're not stringing us along here, mike.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997093)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

mike, you have no idea who i am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997189)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You can only prove it one way, and that's by saying who you are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997267)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:35 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

i have nothing to prove to you.

why don't you post when your psycho methods finally yield a real live woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997389)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Tell me, what are my "psycho methods"? I don't have any methods, but if your ideas sound good, maybe I'll try them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997474)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:52 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273774&mc=181&forum_id=2

rowan criticizes your methods from the female perspective, which makes her comments much more relevant than anything i could post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997513)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:03 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

hey pensive, truly prestigious students who study math, science, or engineering topics have one of the national fellowships. these aren't even that rare. between the Hertz, the DoD, and the NSF, there are more than 1000 of them given out EVERY SINGLE YEAR. the top technical grad students (including many dozens of math students) get these awards.

in fact, at the programs that are truly "top" programs, these things are pretty damn common, and not considered all that hard to get.

so... if you're so prestigious, why don't you have one??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997154)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:04 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I'll be applying this fall, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997163)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:07 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Candlestick Maker

you see, that can't be me - as far as i know, hertz is a fucking rent a car company...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997187)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:12 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

why don't you have one now? prestigious students get them for their first year so they don't have to TA like little bitches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997233)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:15 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

I don't mind TAing, actually.

It doesn't make any difference whether or not you get one of those in your first or second year, since they're three year fellowships. If you get in 1st year, it expires at the end of your 3rd; if in your 2nd, it expires after your 4th.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997264)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:27 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

it does indeed make a big difference, since you're more likely to get one in the first year--so if you haven't, your odds are significantly worse in the second year. they prefer "beginning" grad students.

further, your department will like you better if you bring one in, your choice of advisor is MUCH more flexible--and of course, many of the top departments will reconsider a rejection or move you off of a waitlist if they know you bring in funding. those three little letters ("NSF") could've changed wisconsin into harvard for you.

seriously, i think you know that these fellowships aren't all that rare, that virtually all of the top-tier technical grad students get them, and that the fact that you don't have one places you out of that group. ESPECIALLY if you don't win one this time around, i think you also know that you really have no more basis for claiming such extreme prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997335)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Most of what determines whether or not a person gets one of those fellowships, alas, is how early he or she specializes. I have no idea what problem I'm going to work on.

I have a better shot this time around, only because there are professors at UW who know how to get these fellowships, and also because my senior year Putnam score was good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997366)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:37 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

uh, no. just make shit up. that's what most people do.

tick-tock, mike. bring home one of those babies or shut the FUCK up about your endless prestige. (really, though, you should shut the fuck up anyway--the TRUE upper echelon has their fellowships already in hand upon starting grad school).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997411)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You aren't even in a math PhD program, or anything nearing that in terms of prestige. You should shut the fuck up because you have no right to comment on anything related to prestige. You don't even use proper capitalization.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997484)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

you know nothing about me or where i am or what i'm doing. and frankly, it doesn't matter. for all you know, i'm a fucking US senator and i sleep with prestigious girls every night.

this thread is about you and confronting the real reasons you can't get a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997521)





Date: October 7th, 2005 10:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

This thread wasn't even started by me, but by someone who wanted to piss me off.

I'm pretty confident of who you are, given all the shit you've admitted, including to a moniker I created to entrap you.

Moreover, you have nothing to say about my ability to "get a woman", since I was on an unfair and impossible playing field for 4 years. If I don't have a girlfriend by this time next year, then you'll maybe have a case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997557)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:06 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

"If I don't have a girlfriend by this time next year, then you'll maybe have a case."

i thought it was going to happen in january?

but ok, you've got a deal. if you've got a girlfriend next year, i'll be at least moderately convinced that you've reformed yourself (finally). if not, well... the proof's in the pudding, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997660)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:10 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

January? I don't know; one can never predict the future. If I don't have one by this time next year (or at least have had one; I can be single at the exact time) that'll be 23 without a serious relationship, the age at which self-pwnage starts to become the best option. However, I trust that I will not stumble into such an unprestigious fate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997691)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

you know that your 6-day thing wasn't an actual relationship, right (in particular, because the other party didn't even think it was)? other posters have pointed that out pretty consistently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997710)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

Yeah, I don't take it very seriously. It was an extremely unprestigious fling, and nothing more. While I hate being 22 and not having had a relationship (I don't mind being single now, as given the grad school life transition I would be now anyway, so much as I fucking hate the empty record; I beat the shit out of myself every day over it) I don't want that shit as my first relationship, so I don't count it. That girl was an indecisive headcase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997728)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:17 PM
Author: Indigo abnormal stage

now you're talking reasonably. i'm honestly surprised.

keep it up, admit to yourself (doesn't matter if you do it here, though that would help--but admit to YOURSELF) that you (not outside stalkers or carls or women) have been the primary cause of your dating issues in the past, stop trying to "pwn" anyone or demonstrate prestige, and you will most likely have a nice girl by next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997750)





Date: October 7th, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: Multi-colored Institution

You're surprised that I admitted an unprestigious six-day fling was not a relationship? I'm tempted to deny that it ever happened.

I admit that I'm partly at fault for the empty record. I didn't have any girlfriends in high school, or during the college years outside of Carleton. That's my fault. However, many people get the majority if not all of their relationships through school, and I just didn't have that opportunity, even if on my best behavior, for the last three years of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=271117&forum_id=2#3997778)