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junior finance associate makes $1.5B error

that's billion, with a B: J.P. Morgan loaned a good chunk...
autistic dragon generalized bond
  01/23/15
The associate screwed up, but he didn't represent JPMorgan. ...
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  01/23/15
http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian "...
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  08/01/15
Sorry, the page you are looking for is not found.
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http://intracoastalabstract.com/about/bios/
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Damn.
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What's the equivalent ranking of an AA Associate from Univ. ...
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  01/23/15
White guy from Northeastern would be more fair and accurate.
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  01/23/15
Damn. Harsh.
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  01/23/15
and now in litigation, JPM is represented by Kelley Drye
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  01/23/15
...instead of simpson thacher
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They still use Simpson Thacher a fuckton. Simpson and Morgan...
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  01/23/15
Can't afford decent lawyers anymore, apparently.
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yeah just look how well paying avg partner billing rates of ...
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  01/23/15
I said they could afford decent lawyers before, not that the...
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Neither directly nor through its counsel did JPMorgan expres...
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grossly underrated post
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Cr. This paragraph alone shows how insane BIGLAW is about fo...
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  01/23/15
can someone (who's not a faggot preferably) explain this?
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  01/24/15
lulzy email on many levels but basically shows how little va...
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Needs a comma between "Investors" and "should...
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cr. barely readable
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Keep checking those commas!
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Narrator: Indeed, the attorney was missing something.
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"I'm sorry. I will not make this mistake in the future....
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With Apologetic Thanks,
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actual legal question: why was JPM unsecured even tho no UCC...
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  01/23/15
They released.
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  01/23/15
If they had separately released their security interest, why...
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in what scenarios does being secured but unperfected help at...
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In all of the scenarios where they're not in bankruptcy cour...
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lol 180 after contemplation
ruby soul-stirring property
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lol amazing that this error is going to cost them $1.5 billi...
autistic dragon generalized bond
  08/01/15
i think in a bankruptcy it's different. http://www.foxrot...
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  01/23/15
Oh snap, read the opinion and they are literally out $1.5 bi...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
filing the UCC-1 perfects the underlying security interest s...
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  01/23/15
lololololol
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  01/23/15
lol, just lol at Claimants holding a claim supported by an u...
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  01/23/15
(Did NOT take bankruptcy in law school)
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  01/23/15
If I were him, I would just blame the paralegal.
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  01/23/15
these deals usually just work themselves out
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Odd case, very interesting
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so this may be a dumb question, but why can't they just go f...
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Old GM was in bankruptcy. Once that petition was filed it w...
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  01/23/15
No one even noticed until GM was in bankruptcy. At that poin...
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  01/23/15
i mean... can't they just say the agreement was a fraud? th...
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It's more like real property. This shit has to work, just l...
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  01/23/15
did he offer to resign
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Chances that the partner who signed off on it has spent coun...
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Those lectures are how he says "looks fine".
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I don't blame that guy. I can't think of a single partner at...
cerebral affirmative action pit
  01/23/15
That being said, they were releasing GM from debt obligation...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
TCQ: How much time did the partner bill out as reviewing thi...
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  01/23/15
would be interested in finding out about this
vibrant fishy hall love of her life
  01/23/15
I guess the partner should have noticed it because I'm not s...
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  01/23/15
So this is a pretty clear cut malpractice case? Is STB done...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
Wut r u talking about? Mayer brown is a conservahero in this...
cerebral affirmative action pit
  01/23/15
Edited. But TBF, even the Second Circuit is like Mayer Brow...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
Did JPM Fire the fuck out of STB?
cerebral affirmative action pit
  01/23/15
According to Dan Rather: What this means is that, althou...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
LJL - how the mighty have fallen. Dan rather now writing abo...
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  01/23/15
LOL at a bank keeping the whole loan on its books.
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lulz
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Is this the HERO Associate WHO PULLED ONE OVER evil STB part...
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  01/23/15
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The TRUE fuckup was on the part of the Simpson Thatcher lawy...
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no wai... seriously? you can't make this shit up
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  01/23/15
BUT WHY ARE BIGLAW FIRMS SO DEVOID OF DIVERSITY?
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  01/23/15
god dammit this is NOT GOOD NEWS bro... why couldn't it be s...
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Earlier opinion making the associate and partner defined ter...
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  01/23/15
Is this the dastardly partner fooled by the associates "...
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I'm reading the bankruptcy court opinion now and the STB guy...
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  01/23/15
holy shit LOL @ this "profession"
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if you really want to feel like crap about the profession re...
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Why did he not pay attention to details?
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  01/23/15
I'm no UCC expert but if all that was attached with respect ...
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  01/23/15
STB would have had copies of the underlying UCC1s. This guy ...
cerebral affirmative action pit
  01/23/15
In fairness, this is October 2008. Everyone involved with t...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
I don't know man. I really don't think that an investigatio...
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  01/23/15
It is paralegal work and two paralegals played their role.
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
if it's paralegal work, then what the fuck are the attorneys...
vibrant fishy hall love of her life
  01/23/15
I disagree. The very basic of diligence in reviewing UCC-3s...
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  01/23/15
see my edit. I didn't realize how big STB's role was in thi...
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  01/23/15
guess race
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The last page of this PDF, Ex. 5 is ONE WRONG MOVE http:/...
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  01/23/15
If this were in Asia the associate and partner would honor k...
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No doubt. What's crazy about this one is that the courts ar...
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  01/23/15
Yeah it's cuz third party rights are involved here man. That...
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  01/23/15
well at least the bankruptcy court tried to help the bros ou...
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  01/23/15
Why the fuck wouldn't they pursue it?
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because they settled it? Believe it or not this can happen.
Sick judgmental spot
  01/23/15
yeah man, the unsecured creditors should have just held thei...
vigorous honey-headed half-breed
  01/23/15
thought the committee lost at the bankruptcy court level?
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  02/13/15
They did. You think they should have given up?
ruby soul-stirring property
  02/13/15
i think 9 times out of 10 the committee settles after an adv...
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  02/13/15
are you retarded?
vibrant fishy hall love of her life
  01/23/15
No I don't think so. As I said a couple of posts above, i t...
Comical orchid meetinghouse selfie
  02/13/15
Do you even litigate?
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  01/23/15
nah i'm tranny. did a tour through bk-related stuff in '08-...
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  02/13/15
"Ruling over it"
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
PSA: if this were the banker for GM instead of their lawyer,...
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Old GM. Company only exists so its assets can be distribute...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its coun...
Harsh Garrison
  01/23/15
It's basically a typo. One extra piece of paper with the wr...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
It may have started out as a typo, but someone on GM's side ...
Harsh Garrison
  01/23/15
Wait, you mean when GM filed for the largest bankruptcy in h...
ruby soul-stirring property
  01/23/15
$1.5 billion does not just fall out of the air into someone'...
Harsh Garrison
  01/23/15
Right, it didn't. GM didn't stop paying the loan syndicate.
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  01/23/15
STB partner press conference scheduled for 11:15 EST.
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Be interested to know how much was billed by Simpson Thatche...
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Mr. Simpson Thatcher still handsome.
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I also would note that the STB partner's response is very ty...
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  01/23/15
God I love Biglaw
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  01/23/15
The epitome of biglaw.
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  01/24/15
Didn't JP Morgan get the 1.5BB back. Did the bankruptcy cour...
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  01/23/15
yeah they got paid off on the term loan with the DIP loan
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  01/23/15
I bet the creditor's lawyer who first discovered this still ...
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  01/23/15
As well he should
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anyone know what firm represented the creditor's committee?
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This is all the product of a professional culture in MFH BIG...
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I'm sure he knew what he was doing (he was a third year).......
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people keep saying the MBB guy fucked up, but was it really ...
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I don't really do cap markets, but this is how I've been tra...
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totally diff than what happened here tho
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180^180. Pretty amusing to read the posts of these naive ch...
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That's actually unethical.
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bank finance work is the most pedantic practice. this is ...
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this does shed some light on lenders' counsel being "th...
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fuck i HATE HATE HATE dealing with lender's counsel on any t...
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further proof that lawyers are TTT compared to elite finance...
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Elite finance bros just causing massive economic calamity.
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And making out like bandits in the process
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*transactional lawyers
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*trannies
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i kinda think this proves the worth of lawyers. like if you...
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counterintuitive and holistic
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Can someone give me the tl;dr summary.
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transactional lawyers are dumber on average than litigators,...
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(Shittigator)
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Where do lawyers stand in comparison to Putin?
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Putin is a lawyer.
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Why is everyone ITT writing "Simpson Thatcher"?
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Simpson is the lawyer, Thatcher makes the roofs.
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  01/23/15
Subtle neg for a firm with NO UCC CREDIBILITY.
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i have NO CONFIDENCE in your UCC SKILLS
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i always find it a little weird in a dorm-room stoner way th...
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lol. people actually do this shit for a living? jfc.
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This is typical tranny law breh
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how can anyone enjoy this type of work?
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it affords them a room in a converted 1br in mfh, bro.
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All big law work is this or something similarly mind numbing
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It's not so much work as it is a rent seeking ponzi scheme u...
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what do YOU do for work?
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"Nice job on the documents. Thanks." LJL
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Isn't this a clear case for reformation?
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Litigation is still ongoing...Ask again in about 5 years.
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Date: January 23rd, 2015 3:58 AM
Author: autistic dragon generalized bond

that's billion, with a B:

J.P. Morgan loaned a good chunk of cash to General Motors as part of a $300 million synthetic loan. It also, in a completely unrelated agreement, joined other lenders in loaning GM $1.5 billion. When GM paid off the first loan, it prepared documents to release J.P. Morgan’s interest in GM property used to secure the $300 million. And that’s when this happened, according to the Second Circuit’s opinion:

"A Mayer Brown partner assigned the work to an associate and instructed him to prepare a closing checklist and drafts of the documents required to pay off the Synthetic Lease and to terminate the lenders’ security interests in General Motors’ property relating to the Synthetic Lease. One of the steps required to unwind the Synthetic Lease was to create a list of security interests held by General Motors’ lenders that would need to be terminated. To prepare the list, the Mayer Brown associate asked a paralegal who was unfamiliar with the transaction or the purpose of the request to perform a search for UCC‐1 financing statements that had been recorded against General Motors in Delaware."

"The paralegal’s search identified three UCC‐1s, numbered 2092532 5, 2092526 7, and 6416808 4. Neither the paralegal nor the associate realized that only the first two of the UCC‐1s were related to the Synthetic Lease. The third, UCC‐1 number 6416808 4, related instead to the Term Loan."

So you see where this is going. The associate and the partner accepted the paralegal’s search, because it’s hard to doublecheck three whole items, and prepared a UCC-3 statement releasing the interest securing the $1.5 billion loan too, which is going to become a thing when GM goes bankrupt and J.P. Morgan is told it’s just another schlub in the unsecured line.

So it looks like Mayer Brown screwed up here. But didn’t anyone else look at these documents? Why yes they did!

No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its counsel, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, noticed the error, even though copies of the Closing Checklist and draft UCC‐3 termination statements were sent to individuals at each organization for review.

http://abovethelaw.com/2015/01/mayer-brown-simpson-thacher-make-epic-screwup/

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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

The associate screwed up, but he didn't represent JPMorgan. A Simpson Partner did and approved the paper.

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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:15 AM
Author: Gay kitchen

http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

"Ryan Nice job on the documents."

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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: shivering doctorate cruise ship

Sorry, the page you are looking for is not found.

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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:40 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant skinny woman

http://intracoastalabstract.com/about/bios/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733788)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:48 PM
Author: Bateful trump supporter

Damn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733828)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:01 PM
Author: bat shit crazy piazza sandwich

What's the equivalent ranking of an AA Associate from Univ. of Chicago?

Like a white dude from Brooklyn Law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171141)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:16 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant skinny woman

White guy from Northeastern would be more fair and accurate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171252)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:36 PM
Author: cheese-eating demanding ratface

Damn. Harsh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172762)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

and now in litigation, JPM is represented by Kelley Drye

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169819)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:00 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

...instead of simpson thacher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169827)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:23 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home filthpig

They still use Simpson Thacher a fuckton. Simpson and Morgan Lewis are probably their most go-to firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM
Author: Bright odious idea he suggested

Can't afford decent lawyers anymore, apparently.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169914)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed half-breed

yeah just look how well paying avg partner billing rates of $1,100/hr at Simpson did for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172537)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172756)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:47 PM
Author: Bright odious idea he suggested

I said they could afford decent lawyers before, not that they had them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172812)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

Neither directly nor through its counsel did JPMorgan express any concerns about the draft UCC–3 termination statements or about the Closing Checklist. A Simpson Thacher attorney responded simply as follows: “Nice job on the documents. My only comment, unless I am missing something, is that all references to JPMorgan Chase Bank, as Administrative Agent for the Investors should not include the reference ‘for the Investors.’ “ J.A. 921.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169828)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:14 AM
Author: exhilarant flesh reading party

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169912)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:42 AM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169942)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:50 AM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

Lolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170062)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:33 PM
Author: irradiated milky abode hunting ground

grossly underrated post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174135)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: Crystalline kitty cat church

Cr. This paragraph alone shows how insane BIGLAW is about form over substance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174162)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Know-it-all Hairraiser Area Partner

can someone (who's not a faggot preferably) explain this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175592)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

lulzy email on many levels but basically shows how little value even a preftigious attorney at top 10 firm adds for his client. ergo lol at are shit profession

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175630)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:38 PM
Author: Heady Underhanded Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33725039)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: autistic dragon generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453218)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 10:17 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453538)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 8:37 AM
Author: arousing greedy casino

Needs a comma between "Investors" and "should."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455475)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:25 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

cr. barely readable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887900)



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Date: August 8th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Canary razzle-dazzle messiness

Keep checking those commas!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#42917529)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:08 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457078)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887862)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 10:07 AM
Author: Pungent Nubile Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31320771)



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Date: October 4th, 2016 11:30 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31554374)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 11:26 PM
Author: autistic dragon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34430437)



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Date: November 6th, 2017 6:41 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34619860)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:31 AM
Author: Racy Godawful Azn Site

almost three years later and i still shudder at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780960)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: Crawly theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781336)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: bipolar gay wizard native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255345)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 8:11 AM
Author: cowardly school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255388)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Pungent Nubile Sanctuary

Narrator: Indeed, the attorney was missing something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259759)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Bateful trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259986)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 8:20 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733318)



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Date: August 23rd, 2019 10:54 PM
Author: Wonderful anal office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38733861)



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Date: March 23rd, 2020 4:54 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#39844696)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854952)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:44 PM
Author: Federal hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854966)



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Date: May 1st, 2020 9:39 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#40128268)



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Date: December 25th, 2021 3:50 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43674416)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:08 AM
Author: electric maroon associate public bath

"I'm sorry. I will not make this mistake in the future. Thanks. Sorry again.

Thanks/Sorry,

Junior Associate"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169836)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:15 AM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169842)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:15 AM
Author: Supple dead puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169916)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: Gay kitchen

With Apologetic Thanks,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453287)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 12:20 PM
Author: Pungent Nubile Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36260064)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:29 PM
Author: contagious naked internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33724975)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 2:27 AM
Author: Rusted Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681465)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:13 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

actual legal question: why was JPM unsecured even tho no UCC was effective? i thought security interest is created by the underlying agreement and the financing statment only helps give u priority over other creditors who claim a security interest in the same property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169841)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:17 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

They released.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169846)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: Magical abusive national macaca

If they had separately released their security interest, why do you think it would be a big deal that some shithead junior associate accidentally filed a termination statement?

I think the real answer is that under 544(a) of the Bankruptcy Code the bankruptcy trustee has avoidance powers and the priority of a hypothetical lien creditor. Lien creditors > unperfected security interests, therefore JPM become unsecured creditors in bankruptcy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169902)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:13 AM
Author: Aggressive sapphire stock car

in what scenarios does being secured but unperfected help at all ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169910)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:36 AM
Author: Magical abusive national macaca

In all of the scenarios where they're not in bankruptcy court and no one has a competing perfected security interest in the same collateral.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169934)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Curious Henna Really Tough Guy Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174160)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:03 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

lol 180 after contemplation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174699)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:15 PM
Author: autistic dragon generalized bond

lol amazing that this error is going to cost them $1.5 billion, when nearly all other errors of the same type are benign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457758)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Aggressive sapphire stock car

i think in a bankruptcy it's different.

http://www.foxrothschild.com/newspubs/newspubsArticle.aspx?id=4294970829

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169901)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Oh snap, read the opinion and they are literally out $1.5 billion unless new GM decides to just make good on debts old GM no longer owes, which would probably be an egregious violation of their duty to shareholders.

The reason it matters is because they were unsecured against old GM in bankruptcy where priority matters and all the other creditors said fuck that they can't just ignore the paper they filed, law is the law. They didn't find the error until it was too late. So the bankruptcy court has to take what JPMorgan was going to get based on the $1.5 and give it to the other creditors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169963)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

filing the UCC-1 perfects the underlying security interest so when they terminated the UCC-1 the security interest was no longer perfected. Claimants holding a claim supported by an unperfected security interest are given the same priority as unsecured creditors under the bankruptcy code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169981)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

lololololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172780)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

lol, just lol at Claimants holding a claim supported by an unperfected security interest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172996)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

(Did NOT take bankruptcy in law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: Excitant Stage

If I were him, I would just blame the paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169935)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:46 AM
Author: mint galvanic useless brakes dilemma

these deals usually just work themselves out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169950)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:48 AM
Author: coral maniacal library

Odd case, very interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169953)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:53 AM
Author: Irate house ape

so this may be a dumb question, but why can't they just go fix the error and say it was a clerical error or something? nothing is ever non-fixable.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169959)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:57 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Old GM was in bankruptcy. Once that petition was filed it was unfixable, per the Second Circuit.

They didn't notice until 2000 other lawyers noticed first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169969)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:01 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

No one even noticed until GM was in bankruptcy. At that point you can't fix shit like this. This whole story is just evidence no one in big law gives a shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169975)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:50 AM
Author: Irate house ape

i mean... can't they just say the agreement was a fraud? then either cancel it or reinterpret it? if this were a contract where someone left a typo in where they agreed to let you rape the wives of all of the board members and shareholders, then it could be fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170296)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

It's more like real property. This shit has to work, just like recording blackacre has to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172506)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Filthy startled lodge

did he offer to resign

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169970)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:01 AM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169974)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:05 AM
Author: exhilarant flesh reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169992)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170064)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:38 PM
Author: bespoke alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172777)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:08 PM
Author: splenetic aromatic locus blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173258)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306559)



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Date: February 27th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: Thriller onyx menage circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37854978)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 AM
Author: Stirring cerise step-uncle's house

Chances that the partner who signed off on it has spent countless hours in the past berating associates and lecturing them about "attention to detail"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169983)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Those lectures are how he says "looks fine".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169987)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:06 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

I don't blame that guy. I can't think of a single partner at my firm who would have actually carefully reviewed UCC filings. He probably should have had some junior do it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169995)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

That being said, they were releasing GM from debt obligations in October 2008. GM was in bankruptcy 9 months later and everyone saw it coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170010)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: cowardly school

TCQ: How much time did the partner bill out as reviewing this UCC statement? If he's lucky, he just lumped his time into something vague about the overall transaction. If he's unlucky, he has something like "Supervised review and revision of UCC filing pertaining to release of security interest (3.2)," in which case his padding is going to come back to bite him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170011)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:41 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

would be interested in finding out about this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172793)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:16 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

I guess the partner should have noticed it because I'm not sure why there'd be two UCC-1s being terminated in Delaware if there was only one credit facility being taken out. People always tell nightmare stories about UCC fuck ups too, so these firms really should have had some system in place to triple check UCC terminations in any transaction so this kind of thing can't happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170016)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:07 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

So this is a pretty clear cut malpractice case? Is STB done here or will their carrier handle the defense?

They're fucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27169998)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:09 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

Wut r u talking about? Mayer brown is a conservahero in this case - saved their client from 1.5 billion liability to JPM. Simpson Thacher is the true TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170004)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:10 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Edited. But TBF, even the Second Circuit is like Mayer Brown fucked up too. And they didn't save their client any $, since old GM is still done here. The creditors committee is just like, god bless those guys. But yeah, Simpson is probably V20 now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170008)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:13 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

Did JPM Fire the fuck out of STB?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170009)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

According to Dan Rather:

What this means is that, although JP Morgan is saying otherwise, the esteemed bank and the group of investors it led could be out well over a billion dollars. But this is about much more than a big bank losing big money. This is about how the bank's lawyers may have made one grandiose oversight. Because although it was a different law firm that made the initial mistake, it was Simpson Thacher who signed off on it representing their client JP Morgan ("Nice job on the documents," one Simpson Thacher lawyer wrote). And in the world of legal malpractice, who is representing whom means everything.

Founded in 1884, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett is one of New York's famed "white-shoe" firms, with a client list that reads like a who's-who of the world's most important businesses. But now this firm is in a whale of a mess and could be in the position of shutting its doors for good. That's because when a lawyer's mistake leads to his client losing money, the client can sue, and in theory, every dollar of that loss comes out of the lawyer's pocket. There is no doubt among the experts we spoke to that despite Simpson's healthy profits, a $1.5 billion judgment against it could cause the firm to shut down, fire its lawyers and liquidate its assets.

That probably won't happen; law firms have malpractice insurance, and it's not in JP Morgan's interest to shut down Simpson Thacher. Plus, the fact that this case has been pending for a long time (our earliest documents date from March, 2010) means JP Morgan, the other creditors, and the government are probably working behind the scenes to negotiate a deal. Besides, when we talked to malpractice experts Bennett Wasserman and Krishna Shah, of the law firm Davis Saperstein & Salomon, they pointed out that recent case-law lets lawyers who make mistakes reduce their liability if their client has a lot of in-house lawyers reviewing everything. Few companies have more lawyers in-house than JP Morgan -- although at this point it's unclear to what degree JP Morgan's own lawyers signed off on Simpson Thacher's oversight. Still, the details as we have them don't look good for the law firm, even though nobody thinks that there is any fraud involved, just an honest mistake.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/dan-rather/jp-morgan-15-billion_b_888016.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170014)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:07 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

LJL - how the mighty have fallen. Dan rather now writing about Biglaw fuckups on huffpo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172955)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:44 PM
Author: sickened corn cake heaven

LOL at a bank keeping the whole loan on its books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453333)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: Carnelian genital piercing

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170013)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:20 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Is this the HERO Associate WHO PULLED ONE OVER evil STB partner:

http://www.pircher.com/attorneys-Ryan-Green.html

See second item: http://blog.bluestonelawfirm.com/cat-legal-malpractice-news.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:22 AM
Author: Bright odious idea he suggested

Guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170028)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: Carnelian genital piercing

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170175)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 5:41 PM
Author: chrome theater

The TRUE fuckup was on the part of the Simpson Thatcher lawyer who didn't catch this mistake. Guess HIS race is the real question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457947)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch

no wai... seriously? you can't make this shit up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171508)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:50 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

BUT WHY ARE BIGLAW FIRMS SO DEVOID OF DIVERSITY?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172831)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:31 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch

god dammit this is NOT GOOD NEWS bro... why couldn't it be some random SUPER STUDY AZN GIRL!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173090)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

That's Chicago bulls pg derrick rose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172957)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:39 PM
Author: sickened corn cake heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453305)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:24 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Earlier opinion making the associate and partner defined terms:

In an email dated September 30, 2008, a GM representative informed Robert Gordon (“Gordon”), a real estate partner at Mayer Brown, GM’s counsel, who was then responsible for the Synthetic Lease, that GM planned to repay the amount due under the Synthetic Lease. GM requested that Mayer Brown “prepare the documents necessary for [JPMorgan and the Lenders] to be paid off for the obligations on that synthetic lease and to release their interest in those properties.”15 Gordon assigned this work to Ryan Green (“Green”), a Mayer Brown real estate associate. Green was to draft the documents necessary for “the termination and payoff of the synthetic lease.”16 Gordon also asked Green to “put together [a] checklist draft”—referring to a checklist of the required documents for the release and transfer of the Synthetic Lease Properties, including “an initial draft of a brief checklist of required documents for the release and transfer.”

...

The three UCC-1 filing numbers listed on the Synthetic Lease Closing Checklist were derived from a UCC search Green had requested that a Mayer Brown paralegal, Michael Perlowski, perform.

....

Green had concluded his October 15 email with a line “Please contact me with any questions or comments you may have.” On Friday, October 17, 2008, Simpson Thacher’s Merjian responded, also by email, stating “Nice job on the documents” before continuing with “[m]y only comment,” and going on to state what that comment (which did not relate to the UCC-3s) was.35

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170031)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:27 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Is this the dastardly partner fooled by the associates "thank" e-mail: http://www.stblaw.com/our-team/news/mardi-r-merjian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170034)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:31 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

I'm reading the bankruptcy court opinion now and the STB guy got screwed:

The subject line of Green’s e-mail enclosing the draft documents was “GM/JPMorgan Chase - Synthetic Lease (Auto Facilities Real Estate Trust 2001-1)”; the documents attached to Green’s email included nearly a hundred pages of draft documents, including ten draft UCC-3 termination statements. But Green did not attach copies of any of the UCC-1 initial financing statements whose file numbers corresponded to the file numbers referenced on the ten draft UCC-3s that were circulated. Nor, once again, did anything in Green’s email or enclosures mention the words “Term Loan.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170040)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:34 AM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease

holy shit

LOL @ this "profession"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:38 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

if you really want to feel like crap about the profession read the opinion itself, especially where it walks through the transaction that lead to this (starting on page 6). In fact any aspiring corporate attorney should read a detailed account of the scholarly gymnastics that corporate associates are fortunate enough to deal with on a daily basis: http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170046)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:57 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Why did he not pay attention to details?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170073)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

I'm no UCC expert but if all that was attached with respect to the UCCs were the UCC 3s themselves and not the underlying UCC-1s that were being terminated, I don't think he'd have any way of knowing that one of UCC-3s was terminating the wrong security interest. The UCCs themselves often don't reference specific deal documents, just the name of the secured party, debtor and reference number for the corresponding UCC-1. so what was he supposed to do, say nice job, assuming everything you have on here is right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170126)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

STB would have had copies of the underlying UCC1s. This guy is just a lazy pos partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170151)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:21 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

In fairness, this is October 2008. Everyone involved with this stuff was pulling allnighters. He did make a mistake by not forcing an associate to check everything but the context is missing from the opinions.

These lawyers were literally trying to save their clients asses as the world collapsed. Some failed, but JPMorgan would still have become JPMorganChase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:30 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

I don't know man. I really don't think that an investigation into the underlying UCCs is something anyone would have typically done in these circumstances. I'm guessing they will now though.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind. For some reason I thought Mayer Brown was also representing JPM and STB was basically just signing off that they'd hit the appropriate docs in the closing checklist. Holy jesus how did STB let his happen. That's a huge mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170204)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

It is paralegal work and two paralegals played their role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170219)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

if it's paralegal work, then what the fuck are the attorneys doing with their time? are they literally billing 8.4 and fingering for clitdicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172864)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

I disagree. The very basic of diligence in reviewing UCC-3s is determining if the original file number listed on the UCC-3 is correct. It's clear he just didn't even look at them (and again, to halford's point, maybe he was just too busy to)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170230)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

see my edit. I didn't realize how big STB's role was in this. That's 100% on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170238)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 1:06 AM
Author: Trip Spruce Multi-billionaire Tanning Salon

guess race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175724)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:29 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

The last page of this PDF, Ex. 5 is ONE WRONG MOVE

http://www.nysb.uscourts.gov/sites/default/files/opinions/233503_71_opinion.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170038)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:44 AM
Author: Crystalline kitty cat church

If this were in Asia the associate and partner would honor kill themselves. But seriously I feel bad for them. Anyone in law knows this could easily be them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170057)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

No doubt. What's crazy about this one is that the courts are actually going to enforce the fuck up. I remember similar big time screw ups in the past but usually they don't actually stick it to the firm and client. Like there was that Cleary associate who mistakenly included a whole bunch of assets on an exhibit to the Lehman/Barclays APA that weren't supposed to be there. He just screwed up using excel but the result would have been a liability in the 8 or 9 figure range for Barclays. The court didn't make them honor the terms of that agreement though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170066)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Crystalline kitty cat church

Yeah it's cuz third party rights are involved here man. That's when ur done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170188)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:32 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

well at least the bankruptcy court tried to help the bros out by ruling over it. i have to think the STB and Mayer Brown partners would very much like to punch the creditors committee attorneys in their faces at their first opportunity for pursuing it successfully all the way to 2nd cir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170213)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: Titillating Cream Stead Background Story

Why the fuck wouldn't they pursue it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170234)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Sick judgmental spot

because they settled it? Believe it or not this can happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170267)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:31 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed half-breed

yeah man, the unsecured creditors should have just held their dicks to the tune of $1.5 billion in order to be good bros to some jew faggot at STB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172724)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:18 AM
Author: Comical orchid meetinghouse selfie

thought the committee lost at the bankruptcy court level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306593)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

They did. You think they should have given up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306616)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: Comical orchid meetinghouse selfie

i think 9 times out of 10 the committee settles after an adverse ruling from the bk court.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306675)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172877)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: Comical orchid meetinghouse selfie

No I don't think so. As I said a couple of posts above, i think the committee initially lost their argument right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306605)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:12 PM
Author: Titillating Cream Stead Background Story

Do you even litigate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173602)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: Comical orchid meetinghouse selfie

nah i'm tranny. did a tour through bk-related stuff in '08-'09 though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:13 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

"Ruling over it"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173610)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:54 AM
Author: pearl soggy gunner principal's office

PSA: if this were the banker for GM instead of their lawyer, he would get a ticker tape parade and lavish closing gifts for inadvertently getting his client a 1.5b unsecured loan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170068)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:59 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Old GM. Company only exists so its assets can be distributed. The creditors are happy though.

Edit: technically you said "banker of GM" so my bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170079)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:19 AM
Author: Harsh Garrison

No one at General Motors, Mayer Brown, JPMorgan, or its counsel, Simpson Thacher & Bartlett LLP, noticed the error, even though copies of the Closing Checklist and draft UCC‐3 termination statements were sent to individuals at each organization for review.

Lol. Someone at GM or its law firm noticed this. Cui bono?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170155)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:22 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

It's basically a typo. One extra piece of paper with the wrong numbers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170171)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Harsh Garrison

It may have started out as a typo, but someone on GM's side noticed it at some point and took the opportunity to say nothing. That's how the world works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170186)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Wait, you mean when GM filed for the largest bankruptcy in history and literally 20,000 lawyers asked for these documents and reconstructed everything? You need to read the opinions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170224)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 11:01 AM
Author: Harsh Garrison

$1.5 billion does not just fall out of the air into someone's lap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170350)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:11 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Right, it didn't. GM didn't stop paying the loan syndicate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172556)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:36 AM
Author: marvelous rigor

STB partner press conference scheduled for 11:15 EST.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170229)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:37 AM
Author: olive faggot firefighter

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170239)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170254)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:18 PM
Author: bespoke alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: passionate place of business community account

Be interested to know how much was billed by Simpson Thatcher in reviewing these docs. Mayer Brown too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170252)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:39 AM
Author: cordovan glittery jewess trailer park

Mr. Simpson Thatcher still handsome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170253)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

I also would note that the STB partner's response is very typical in my experience. Say it looks fine, note some minor typo to make it seem like you read the document, and then bill 3-4 hours to it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170256)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

God I love Biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172964)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:26 AM
Author: Chartreuse Pontificating Space Fanboi

The epitome of biglaw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175577)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: cordovan glittery jewess trailer park

Didn't JP Morgan get the 1.5BB back. Did the bankruptcy court force them to turn it back over? I am not going to read all this shit but like Simpson Thatcher is so fucked in the ass. Wonder what their malpractice insurance max limit is. Definitely not 1.5bb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170286)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

yeah they got paid off on the term loan with the DIP loan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170291)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:58 AM
Author: Pearly big kitty

I bet the creditor's lawyer who first discovered this still gets a tingle in his balls when he thinks of the moment he discovered MB and STB fucked up. Nothing make a lawyerfaggot happier than criticizing another lawyerfaggot's work, the $1.5B just means that other people will pay attention to it. He probably went skipping gleefully down the hall giggling like a schoolgirl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170338)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 11:09 AM
Author: passionate place of business community account

As well he should

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170385)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:35 PM
Author: vigorous honey-headed half-breed

anyone know what firm represented the creditor's committee?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172754)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:21 PM
Author: autistic dragon generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453209)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:10 PM
Author: Scarlet aphrodisiac private investor

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457092)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Buff Razzle Lay Personal Credit Line

This is all the product of a professional culture in MFH BIGLAW where which asking questions of competent people is frowned upon. This associate had no idea what the fuck he was doing (we've all been there), but instead of asking someone who *did* know, he want to a fucking paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170856)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: thirsty diverse point nowag

I'm sure he knew what he was doing (he was a third year)....bro just got lazy and f'd up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170879)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: talented rough-skinned dingle berry

people keep saying the MBB guy fucked up, but was it really a fuck up? For example, when drafting, even though I know a deal should have a certain provision, if it's the other guy's issue, I'll leave it out because, fuck him, that's why. Doesn't hurt my client, so let him do the work to get the deal right. I don't know shit about UCCs, but I can totally see myself looking at a list of liens in JPM's name, and thinking, well, I don't know if these are all regarding this deal or not, but it's not my issue, so fuck it, let's just release them all, and the other guy can come back to me if I'm being overbroad. This is how transactional works - the other guy is going to over-reach, even if all the over-reaching does is screw you. This is 100% STB's issue, and it is their fault for not doing the diligence necessary to make sure the releases were correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171017)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease

stop acting like this

ppl like u make cpa mkts hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171043)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:57 PM
Author: talented rough-skinned dingle berry

I don't really do cap markets, but this is how I've been trained in my area. For example, in a recent deal:

Partner: why is this provision in here?

Me: well, because [certain facts], they're going to need this to avoid [certain bad consequences]

Partner: so, maybe they don't know that. take it out. if they ask for it, we'll give it to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171109)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Vivacious Rehab Mad Cow Disease

totally diff than what happened here tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172514)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:11 PM
Author: Harsh Garrison

180^180. Pretty amusing to read the posts of these naive children who think this was purely an accident.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171214)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 9:09 AM
Author: boyish beta karate patrolman

That's actually unethical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455513)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:40 PM
Author: Aggressive sapphire stock car

bank finance work is the most pedantic practice.

this is why lenders' counsel are such sticklers for all the formalities.

i can't believe this doesn't happen more often. you have 5 things on your plate and someone second year sends an email with 100 documents . . . every agreement has an error but this security interest crap for a company on the verge of bankruptcy...well shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27170978)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 12:45 PM
Author: talented rough-skinned dingle berry

this does shed some light on lenders' counsel being "this is our form, I don't want to change it, even though I don't have any good reason for defending my drafting position"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171027)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:20 PM
Author: Chestnut black woman

fuck i HATE HATE HATE dealing with lender's counsel on any transaction. makes my fucking blood boil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173040)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:00 PM
Author: bat shit crazy piazza sandwich

LOL at transactional attorneys. Just LOL.

The litigators who had to deal with the mess were probably slapping each other high 5s the entire time while billing like crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171124)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: charismatic narrow-minded boiling water

further proof that lawyers are TTT compared to elite finance bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27171231)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Elite finance bros just causing massive economic calamity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172532)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Bright odious idea he suggested

And making out like bandits in the process

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172822)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:04 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

*transactional lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172927)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

*trannies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172972)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:16 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173014)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:19 PM
Author: Aggressive sapphire stock car

i kinda think this proves the worth of lawyers. like if you make one mistake, it could cost a billion dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173025)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:01 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

counterintuitive and holistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174685)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 4:54 PM
Author: Gay kitchen

Can someone give me the tl;dr summary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172856)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:05 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life

transactional lawyers are dumber on average than litigators, which leads them to fuck up big time. luckily, companies can hire litigators to try to fix things, settle or (worst case) litigate to the bitter end before giving in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172934)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:11 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

(Shittigator)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172977)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 6:11 PM
Author: splenetic aromatic locus blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173281)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:20 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home filthpig

Litigators are probably orders of magnitude less likely to make a mistake like this since they get their pleadings bounced or are forced to amend over shit this stupid all the time and get super anal about every last comma in ways transactional fuckers never do.

After you've had to file that 4th amended complaint you get super anal.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173659)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:22 PM
Author: buck-toothed brunch

Credit lawyers are supposed to be anal about ucc filings. They are like the litigators of the corporate department. You can't get through a corporate rotation without hearing some horror story about a bad ucc filing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173671)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:58 PM
Author: Gay kitchen

Don't go around writing "CW Mining Company" or "C W Mining Company" if you mean "C. W. Mining Company."

In re C.W. Mining Co., 488 B.R. 715 (D. Utah 2013).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33725179)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 2:14 AM
Author: abnormal hell

you need the periods or the search tool doesn't work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681456)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

Diversity is are strengf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27172980)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:27 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home filthpig

This does show that lawyers PWN doctors. A doctor can kill a dude or two but unless he's killing Bill Gates no doctor is going to do this kind of damage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173713)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:35 PM
Author: Harsh Garrison

Where do lawyers stand in comparison to Putin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173756)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 7:37 PM
Author: Bisexual nursing home filthpig

Putin is a lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173766)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:09 PM
Author: ebony box office

Why is everyone ITT writing "Simpson Thatcher"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27173964)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Simpson is the lawyer, Thatcher makes the roofs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174155)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:38 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Subtle neg for a firm with NO UCC CREDIBILITY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174168)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 8:52 PM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

i have NO CONFIDENCE in your UCC SKILLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174268)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 9:02 PM
Author: Orange flatulent newt ticket booth

i always find it a little weird in a dorm-room stoner way that these kind of abstract paperwork mistakes have real consequences. it's not like an engineering mistake where the only judges are the implacable laws of nature. we all know what they *meant* to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174330)



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Date: January 23rd, 2015 10:02 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

But they did do the thing they didn't mean to do. It was done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27174697)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Orange flatulent newt ticket booth

right, but we could all just agree to pretend that they didn't do the thing we all know they didn't mean to do and there would be nothing stopping it from being as if it hadn't been done. it's not like they ordered 5000 of the wrong size pipe valve or mixed up metric and imperial units in space probe control software.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175657)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:49 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

disagree. it's more like theyre hand slipped when writing a check so they paid $1100 when they meant to write $100 but u cant recover the money now because the payee went bankrupt. court's bottom line is people have 2 be careful when writing checks/filing UCCs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175659)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:30 AM
Author: Wild chad institution

lol. people actually do this shit for a living? jfc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175590)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:33 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

This is typical tranny law breh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175603)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:36 AM
Author: up-to-no-good gas station crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175613)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pisswyrm indian lodge

how can anyone enjoy this type of work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175611)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Wild chad institution

it affords them a room in a converted 1br in mfh, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175629)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:51 AM
Author: drunken turdskin old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781080)



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Date: January 24th, 2015 12:45 AM
Author: cerebral affirmative action pit

All big law work is this or something similarly mind numbing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27175646)



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Date: February 3rd, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: Elite Motley Parlour Boistinker

It's not so much work as it is a rent seeking ponzi scheme u learn to parasitically live off of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27240708)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 10:01 AM
Author: confused forum weed whacker

what do YOU do for work?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28455628)



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Date: February 13th, 2015 10:33 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

"Nice job on the documents. Thanks."

LJL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#27306642)



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Date: July 31st, 2015 9:45 PM
Author: Lascivious state haunted graveyard

Isn't this a clear case for reformation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28453339)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 1:30 AM
Author: exhilarant flesh reading party

reformation of what you dumb fucking idiot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28454863)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887887)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:36 AM
Author: Burgundy set ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780994)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:54 AM
Author: Pungent Nubile Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259754)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:32 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543244)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: concupiscible indecent home sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37227650)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457089)



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Date: August 1st, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: hot dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28457333)



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Date: October 2nd, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

LOL this still cracks me up.

*files release*

*argues release needs reformation*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#28887884)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 10:03 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

still lol-worthy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#31320750)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781360)



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Date: July 7th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: cracking elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#33724847)



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Date: October 13th, 2017 1:11 AM
Author: Swollen Range

So how did this play out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34431327)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Gay kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34780949)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: chest-beating hissy fit stag film

Litigation is still ongoing...Ask again in about 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781215)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781362)



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Date: November 27th, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: exciting station shitlib

Sup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34781383)



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Date: December 21st, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#34980344)



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Date: June 16th, 2018 10:08 AM
Author: Pungent Nubile Sanctuary

I think about this a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36255653)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 10:56 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

I love this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259762)



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Date: June 17th, 2018 11:05 AM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

Partner got a new job: https://www.linkedin.com/in/mardi-r-merjian-922a26a6/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36259804)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:10 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

cool

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543142)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: ruby soul-stirring property

This is my favorite thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543168)



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Date: November 13th, 2018 10:03 PM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#37227642)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:29 PM
Author: fighting emerald feces roast beef

what about the associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543235)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 8:36 PM
Author: amethyst fragrant skinny woman

http://www.gregoryberrylaw.com/about/index.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543263)



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Date: August 2nd, 2018 9:02 PM
Author: spectacular mediation

isn't that the "superior legal mind" guy who got himself on ATL trying to sue his firm pro se *after* they'd shitcanned him and he'd signed his severance agreement?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#36543399)



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Date: May 29th, 2019 9:46 PM
Author: vibrant fishy hall love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#38310745)



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Date: December 27th, 2021 1:39 AM
Author: adventurous alcoholic field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#43681393)



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Date: June 14th, 2023 8:28 AM
Author: Razzmatazz masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2789519&forum_id=2#46424993)