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partnership vote tomorrow morning

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man...
Contagious salmon karate
  11/12/13
Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nerv...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
Sounds like they negged you petty good
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  11/12/13
How so?
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
You: hey, how was that memo I gave you? Boomer: Not bad, ...
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  11/12/13
The funny thing is that I have never done any work for eithe...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and to...
sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo
  11/12/13
When I applied there was evidently a schism between the part...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
Maybe it was a joke
curious sadistic plaza
  11/12/13
This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which s...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.
ultramarine stage
  11/13/13
he sounds like a lawyer
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  11/15/13
You should have punched him in the face with both fists at t...
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  11/12/13
Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack
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  11/13/13
serious aspie
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  11/13/13
What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters
curious sadistic plaza
  11/12/13
They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Norma...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you...
Arousing theatre
  11/12/13
Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year mult...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
Good luck
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  11/12/13
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  11/12/13
will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through to...
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Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long ...
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  11/12/13
signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember...
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Cr
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  11/12/13
Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduate...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in thi...
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  11/15/13
Good luck, brother.
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  11/12/13
Size of firm?
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  11/12/13
40-50 attorneys
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
What is the buy in? What is your income afterwards?
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  11/12/13
What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing...
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  11/12/13
obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a ...
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  11/12/13
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  11/13/13
LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/12/13
good luck brother
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  11/12/13
Any update? Thinking of you. Do you really want to mak...
Maroon vibrant box office
  11/12/13
Answer my question.
Maroon vibrant box office
  11/13/13
I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
Thinking of you? FAG
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  11/13/13
Jerking off to you.
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  11/13/13
Flame accomplished
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  11/13/13
First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just no...
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  11/13/13
Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this ye...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
Do you think they read this thread?
Maroon vibrant box office
  11/13/13
Is there any chance you were forgotten? *Morning meeting...
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  11/13/13
Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.
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  11/13/13
Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol t...
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  11/13/13
fuck I lol'd
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
Lol instant meme
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180^180.
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No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?
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  11/13/13
Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I d...
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  11/13/13
lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal edit: I am...
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  11/13/13
I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.
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aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
best of luck brother
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  11/13/13
I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it nex...
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  11/13/13
i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the followin...
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  11/13/13
This thread has made me sad.
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  11/13/13
Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they migh...
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  11/13/13
cr. Chin up brother.
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  11/13/13
Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just ...
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  11/13/13
Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process...
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  11/13/13
My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the l...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
You gotta have someone you can talk to.
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  11/13/13
I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I wi...
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  11/13/13
CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him...
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  11/13/13
the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to...
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  11/13/13
no breakfast
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i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the la...
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
*does 30 squats*
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  11/13/13
you seem sweaty. how about a shower?
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  11/13/13
180
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  11/13/13
fun exchange
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rude.
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  11/13/13
FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months aft...
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  11/13/13
Thanks for the pick me up.
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that ...
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
How would you respond?
titillating bull headed cuck
  11/13/13
Told them I had more pressing matters.
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/14/13
how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window...
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  11/13/13
bummer
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To the victor goes the spoils I guess.
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  11/13/13
no breakfast
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  11/13/13
Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without a...
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  11/13/13
no breakfast
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  11/13/13
OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie ...
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  11/13/13
...
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  11/13/13
OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?
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  11/13/13
Holy shit, 180^180
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  11/13/13
cr. OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shovi...
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Law firms seem like awesome places to work
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  11/13/13
our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up th...
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  11/13/13
No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. F...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
Go out in a blaze of glory, man.
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
what would the pay raise have been? who knows. maybe th...
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark. 2.) ...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
Did you get lunch at least?
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Azure haunting corn cake goal in life
  11/13/13
No.
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to y...
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a gen...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Azure haunting corn cake goal in life
  11/13/13
did they tell you that you were going to make partner this y...
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
They said I was up for partnership this year.
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
no breakfast
Azure haunting corn cake goal in life
  11/13/13
Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?
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  11/13/13
No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a ...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
No Breakfast of Champions? Edit - Eff just read your post...
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  11/13/13
Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not d...
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  11/13/13
have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and u...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
yes it's pretty transparent. That said, even though I am ...
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  11/13/13
ah. and you got dinged a class year. I am 2005, but I to...
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to m...
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  11/13/13
Time for dat PLZ RESPOND
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  11/13/13
Sender: fukt, heim Recipient: partner, managing Subject: p...
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
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  11/20/13
Just LOL @ OP
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 t...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
do you think she made darnell breakfast
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  11/13/13
I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.
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  11/13/13
Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that. What a...
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
(the next Rudolph)
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:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast bu...
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  11/13/13
I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from a...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
What's your net worth at?
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me toda...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
(Guy who is done here)
maniacal lettuce
  11/13/13
Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss somet...
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/13/13
Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.
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  11/13/13
Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tri...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/13/13
dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon. w...
Arousing theatre
  11/13/13
Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.
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  11/13/13
you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the...
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  11/13/13
Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past ye...
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  11/13/13
Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks ...
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  11/13/13
NOWAG?
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I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for y...
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...
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  11/13/13
Lox and cream cheese this morning?
Arousing theatre
  11/14/13
Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted...
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/14/13
Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking ...
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  11/14/13
Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.
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  11/14/13
To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfa...
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  11/14/13
Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this? http:...
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/14/13
Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?
Contagious salmon karate
  11/15/13
Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/15/13
You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your...
aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe
  11/15/13
No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck work...
vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire
  11/15/13
If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro
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  11/15/13
HE GOT BREAKFAST!
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  11/20/13
Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity ...
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  11/21/13
Breakfast?
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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423977)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Contagious salmon karate

Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423997)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nervous. I have never had the "talk". Other partners have made comments like "well, I had better sign it. You won't be a partner for x months." At the same time, there are at least two individuals who are very much against me and have told me on multiple occasions over the past six years that they did not support hiring me (I was a lateral).

Part of me just wants to get my walking papers. What happens if no one says anything to me after the meeting, am I fucked? Is a majority or 2/3s vote standard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424328)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: trip lilac dopamine liquid oxygen

Sounds like they negged you petty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424339)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424362)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: trip lilac dopamine liquid oxygen

You: hey, how was that memo I gave you?

Boomer: Not bad, considering you never should have been hired in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424413)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

The funny thing is that I have never done any work for either of them in the six years I have been here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424422)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo

lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and told you they didn't want to hire you in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424364)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

When I applied there was evidently a schism between the partners as to who should be hired. They ended up hiring two people instead of one (other dood is long gone). In any event, this individual has said things (while at a firm dinner with my wife present) "We only wanted to hire one, and now we are stuck with two" ::glares at me::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424380)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: curious sadistic plaza

Maybe it was a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424399)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which strongly suggests it was not a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424402)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: ultramarine stage

He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430064)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Out-of-control odious nursing home cumskin

he sounds like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444759)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: titillating bull headed cuck

You should have punched him in the face with both fists at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424790)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: adulterous library

Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430131)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: Chestnut tanning salon fanboi

serious aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429881)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: curious sadistic plaza

What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424335)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Normally this is the review period and my mentor talks to me and there is a formal process. No review period for me this year. I am definitely going to have to do some drinking tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424340)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you would know. if you have ever gotten the talk, you surely wouldn't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424801)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year multiple times. By the "talk" I meant hours/performance etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424822)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426228)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Indecent Wonderful Jap
Subject: Good luck

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426242)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: shaky dun station generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426765)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: Stimulating plum athletic conference national

will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through tomorrow night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426439)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long enough knows I am serious, even if I am an unrepentant shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426663)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: chrome exciting international law enforcement agency incel

signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember once poasted about law school are now up for partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426448)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: razzle apoplectic alpha milk

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426715)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426729)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: chrome exciting international law enforcement agency incel

brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427198)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: offensive mahogany legend market

this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding threading to babby threading to divorce threading. it's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430132)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Rusted heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431846)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Vengeful Jet Marketing Idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431960)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Out-of-control odious nursing home cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444766)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: slimy bbw

Good luck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426451)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Anal personal credit line

Size of firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426749)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

40-50 attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426888)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Anal personal credit line

What is the buy in?

What is your income afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427011)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: shaky dun station generalized bond

What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing every XO post you've ever made????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426773)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: adventurous hall

obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a reason to make him a partner or a reason not to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426781)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: shaky dun station generalized bond

\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428295)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426893)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: Irate coldplay fan dilemma

good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427041)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office

Any update? Thinking of you.

Do you really want to make partner or are you just doing what comes next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427266)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office

Answer my question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429927)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429936)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: maniacal lettuce

Thinking of you?

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429943)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office

Jerking off to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429978)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: curious sadistic plaza

Flame accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428288)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point where an on topic discussion of a reality of the legal profession for young attorneys automatically becomes "flame?"

In any event, it looks like I am fucked. The standard practice in years past has been an announcement and a celebratory breakfast in the main conference room after the partnership/bonus meeting. That did not happen today.

I am in uncharted territory. In my time here, associates have either left before they were up for consideration or were voted in. No idea what is going to happen now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429803)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: Cracking Grizzly Institution Fortuitous Meteor

wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just not invited or did it not happen whatsoever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429841)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429909)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office

Do you think they read this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429856)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: titillating bull headed cuck

Is there any chance you were forgotten?

*Morning meeting*

Managing Partner: So, we are clear on voting in all partnership prospects now. Ok. On to the next item, does anyone know who the dude is down the hall from me? He has been coming in for years, but I don't know who he is. Did you hire him Marty?

Marty: No. I thought you or Mike hired him.

Mike: WTF? lulz. Holy shit, I thought you hired him. I have been giving him assignments for the past 5 years. JFC! Did this guy just squat himself to a job?

Managing Partner: I guess so, I guess so. What should we do?

Marty: Are we paying him? We must be, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429860)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: maniacal lettuce

Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429872)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol though, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429922)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Aromatic resort crotch

fuck I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430033)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:48 AM
Author: trip lilac dopamine liquid oxygen

<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429969)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429989)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: maniacal lettuce

Lol instant meme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430002)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Aromatic resort crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430030)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Primrose nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430504)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: Provocative violet hospital background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430736)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: tan stubborn turdskin

180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438543)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Cyan stag film death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477543)



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Date: March 21st, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: insecure range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25234435)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: trip lilac dopamine liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25484631)



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Date: June 6th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: curious sadistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#38349281)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Floppy Ratface Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#45802672)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430041)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I didn't even eat this morning. What makes it even worse is they must have known I would be shot down going in and never even ordered breakfast.

I am about ready to grab my coat and go buy myself a nice breakfast. But now it is practically lunchtime. I am not even really hungry anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430052)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Aromatic resort crotch

lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal

edit: I am truly sorry for your lots brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430055)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: razzle apoplectic alpha milk

I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431667)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Fluffy vivacious sanctuary

truly sorry for his lox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444806)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: Glittery lay

!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444850)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Cyan stag film death wish

I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?!

ROFLLES FOR ALL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477547)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: soul-stirring red sneaky criminal round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797127)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430060)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: titillating bull headed cuck

best of luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430089)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Wild Lake Laser Beams Striped Hyena

I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Irate coldplay fan dilemma

i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the following year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431350)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: ultramarine stage

This thread has made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430101)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Charcoal medicated meetinghouse community account

Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they might make you wait another year or two ITE. 2006 would make you an incoming 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430123)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Wild Lake Laser Beams Striped Hyena

cr. Chin up brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430137)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just asked by a partner (after the meeting) to originate a new litigation file this morning.

I guess I wish someone would just say something to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430165)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office

Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430199)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the last time we had a substantive conversation about work was sometime during the summer of 2008.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430207)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Wild Lake Laser Beams Striped Hyena

You gotta have someone you can talk to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430272)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I will just give it some time before talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430277)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: beady-eyed gas station mother

CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him to grab a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430295)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: iridescent supple pistol

the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to suggest why op isnt being made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430374)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431278)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: nubile electric property party of the first part

i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the law biz talk about having a "rabbi." should i be flattered?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430551)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo

would you like a free train ride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430623)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: nubile electric property party of the first part

*does 30 squats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430648)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo

you seem sweaty. how about a shower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430652)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:02 PM
Author: histrionic weed whacker

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431660)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Clear Bonkers Organic Girlfriend State

fun exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433771)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Rusted heaven

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431897)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months after I got axed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430485)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Thanks for the pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430493)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430515)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: titillating bull headed cuck

How would you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430544)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Told them I had more pressing matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431271)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Sepia Thriller Newt Ladyboy

Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window now (and small firms seem to generally be much less rigid with these things to begin with).

Chin up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Avocado self-absorbed regret

bummer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430398)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: Primrose nowag

To the victor goes the spoils I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430512)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431280)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker dragon

Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without any idea one way or the other. There's an associate at my firm that was counseled out his 7th year but then extended. He's been around for 3 years now, and they vaguely promised him a counsel position but continue to keep him and an 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430550)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431281)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo

OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie partner who neg'd him the whole time

BUT THEN

they went down a different way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq6exyb-tKI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430584)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430635)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: titillating bull headed cuck

OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430724)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: trip lilac dopamine liquid oxygen

Holy shit, 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431284)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Nighttime therapy cuckoldry

cr.

OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431337)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431458)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: Rusted heaven

lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shoving it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431940)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433613)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24443280)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24470084)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: sexy cruel-hearted brunch water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25491903)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: carmine telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797065)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: pale diverse piazza

Law firms seem like awesome places to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430667)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Spectacular address twinkling uncleanness

our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up this year but i feel like walking in the conference room wearing only a sombrero and say "ITS MO-VEMBER FUCKERS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431255)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. Fuck this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431270)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Go out in a blaze of glory, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431274)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

what would the pay raise have been?

who knows. maybe they are just mulling it over a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431286)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark.

2.) I guess anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431293)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Did you get lunch at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431313)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431328)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431339)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to your, I asked very specific questions about partnership compensation. Turns out I wouldn't get that large a raise by become partner...probably less than $100k.

you should ask these questions.

btw, did they tell you that you would make partner? just wondering, because they are telling me I am a shoe-in, and I don't know how skeptical I should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431326)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a general idea, but they never shared the specifics. In fact, partnership in my case could result in a pay decrease (at least in terms of monthly draw) due to certain benefits being lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431334)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431348)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

did they tell you that you were going to make partner this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431421)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

They said I was up for partnership this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431436)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: Azure haunting corn cake goal in life

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431292)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Anal personal credit line

Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431349)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a book on tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431359)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: scarlet mentally impaired depressive black woman

No Breakfast of Champions?

Edit - Eff just read your post below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434128)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Charcoal medicated meetinghouse community account

Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not during it?

Just relax. Also do you bring in any business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431380)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431424)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and up for partnership this year." Seems pretty clear to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431432)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431443)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Charcoal medicated meetinghouse community account

yes it's pretty transparent.

That said, even though I am 2006 as well, I've only been here 3 years. It would probably be another 2 years at least. It's not up and out though, so I doubt they would fire my barring some huge fuck up.

Need to work on bringing in business, which of course is the hardest part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431452)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

ah. and you got dinged a class year.

I am 2005, but I told them I want to make it next year. They said they would see what they can do. It surely wouldn't be unprecedented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431466)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Charcoal medicated meetinghouse community account

I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to my pay and billing rate, but as far as partnership track is concerned, I probably am and I wont complain. The people up for partner at my firm are 2005 and 2004 graduates for the most part.

You are at the 1600 hours smallish firm right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: Sooty Theater Stage Chad

Time for dat PLZ RESPOND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431426)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: Provocative violet hospital background story

Sender: fukt, heim

Recipient: partner, managing

Subject: plz respond

Body:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431601)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker dragon

From: Partner, Managing

To: Fucked, Heim

Subject: RE: plz respond

Body: NO BRKFST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431617)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Provocative violet hospital background story

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431621)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: Sooty Theater Stage Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432221)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Cyan stag film death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477570)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: vermilion crawly trump supporter pervert

Just LOL @ OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431457)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: histrionic weed whacker

should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking lot by year 4 latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431671)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 times today. I have not answered. We are expecting our third kid soon. I have gotten nothing done today except a couple of paragraphs in a memo. Oh well, time to leave and go to the bar soon.

In fact, I have no idea why I am still here. I guess I feel like I got to let this day play out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431688)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: histrionic weed whacker

do you think she made darnell breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431693)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431702)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker dragon

Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that.

What are your lateral prospects? I know a guy who was pissed that he got held back a year and lateraled to income partner at a similar firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: maniacal lettuce

Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fucking time with your kids as opposed to sucking some client off at 11pm on Saturday night. You'll be happier working 9-5 and going to t ball on Saturday than making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431830)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431889)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: histrionic weed whacker

(the next Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432239)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: wine pit electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445323)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast buffet spread ::

(Rains of Castamere plays)

:: ... ::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431779)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from above then tossed into a river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431794)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:27 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

What's your net worth at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431854)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me today. I am out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432211)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: maniacal lettuce

(Guy who is done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432222)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432234)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Nighttime therapy cuckoldry

Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432250)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tried to talk to any of the partners today, they seemed to act oddly. I am sitting alone in the dark in my office at home drinking listening to a book on tape.

EDIT: I am the lead attorney on several multimillion dollar cases. If not for my ethical obligations I would be tempted to fuck these guys over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433683)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon.

which book on tape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433703)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Charcoal medicated meetinghouse community account

you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the firm? If not your indignance is sounding suspiciously like flame for a 2006 graduate who had no idea where he stood until now and never spoke to anyone seriously about his chances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433769)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past year or so. The other was based on previous work I had done for a client. I am frustrated because up until a week ago all of my feedback was extremely positive and I was told that I was a shoe in.

EDIT: I did speak to folks about partnership. For the past year I was essentially assured it was a foregone conclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433817)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Sepia Thriller Newt Ladyboy

Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks for not being more up front with you, but you need to be the better man and ask someone what's up. With all you've told us, you have a lot of reasons to be confident and open with these people. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433844)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Marvelous yellow theater

NOWAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433757)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Contagious salmon karate

I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for you tomorrow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433882)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: slimy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434202)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Arousing theatre

Lox and cream cheese this morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438078)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438113)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: learning disabled ruddy codepig

Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438116)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438129)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz boistinker dragon

To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfast this morning and be in a steak and eggs coma right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438126)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this?

http://www.gourmetabudhabi.ae/ad2013/files/event/slide_1353408202.6045_9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438142)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: Contagious salmon karate

Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444839)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444902)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fishy sweet tailpipe

You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your own this morning, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444906)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: vigorous hyperventilating bawdyhouse multi-billionaire

No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck working on a brief that had to go out today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445157)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:26 PM
Author: Dead kitchen french chef

If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445846)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: Maroon vibrant box office
Subject: HE GOT BREAKFAST!

Not actual breakfast though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477528)



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Date: November 21st, 2013 9:08 AM
Author: Cerebral dingle berry hell

Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24481272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: arrogant laughsome center

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797047)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: curious sadistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797137)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 5:28 AM
Author: Heady frisky idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#30475932)



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Date: November 30th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: Walnut Stain Candlestick Maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#34808402)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: curious sadistic plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#40614292)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 6:51 PM
Author: Claret abode national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943875)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Dashing Kitty Base

I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This is about business now. I have to take care of business.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943955)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Hyperactive Dashing Kitty Base

I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual respect and affection among colleagues. Since that option has passed us by I suggest we take this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943957)