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partnership vote tomorrow morning

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?
pale school
  11/12/13
Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man...
citrine boyish patrolman
  11/12/13
Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nerv...
pale school
  11/12/13
Sounds like they negged you petty good
Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman
  11/12/13
How so?
pale school
  11/12/13
You: hey, how was that memo I gave you? Boomer: Not bad, ...
Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman
  11/12/13
The funny thing is that I have never done any work for eithe...
pale school
  11/12/13
lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and to...
fishy philosopher-king
  11/12/13
When I applied there was evidently a schism between the part...
pale school
  11/12/13
Maybe it was a joke
Smoky comical field
  11/12/13
This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which s...
pale school
  11/12/13
He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.
Glittery voyeur boiling water
  11/13/13
he sounds like a lawyer
Exciting poppy hell
  11/15/13
You should have punched him in the face with both fists at t...
marvelous brass gaping lay
  11/12/13
Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack
house-broken point
  11/13/13
serious aspie
exhilarant associate
  11/13/13
What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters
Smoky comical field
  11/12/13
They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Norma...
pale school
  11/12/13
wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/12/13
Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year mult...
pale school
  11/12/13
Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.
pale school
  11/12/13
Good luck
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  11/12/13
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  11/12/13
will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through to...
frum heady place of business chapel
  11/12/13
Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long ...
pale school
  11/12/13
signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember...
bat shit crazy provocative stag film gunner
  11/12/13
Cr
Thriller immigrant
  11/12/13
Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduate...
pale school
  11/12/13
brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in thi...
bat shit crazy provocative stag film gunner
  11/12/13
this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding ...
Electric location
  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
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  11/13/13
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Exciting poppy hell
  11/15/13
Good luck, brother.
maroon excitant goyim
  11/12/13
Size of firm?
Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces
  11/12/13
40-50 attorneys
pale school
  11/12/13
What is the buy in? What is your income afterwards?
Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces
  11/12/13
What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing...
stimulating idiotic nursing home
  11/12/13
obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a ...
bull headed adventurous digit ratio
  11/12/13
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stimulating idiotic nursing home
  11/13/13
LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms
pale school
  11/12/13
good luck brother
wine jewess windowlicker
  11/12/13
Any update? Thinking of you. Do you really want to mak...
black parlour macaca
  11/12/13
Answer my question.
black parlour macaca
  11/13/13
I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now...
pale school
  11/13/13
Thinking of you? FAG
drunken tank
  11/13/13
Jerking off to you.
black parlour macaca
  11/13/13
Flame accomplished
Smoky comical field
  11/13/13
First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point...
pale school
  11/13/13
wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just no...
fragrant zippy giraffe
  11/13/13
Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this ye...
pale school
  11/13/13
Do you think they read this thread?
black parlour macaca
  11/13/13
Is there any chance you were forgotten? *Morning meeting...
marvelous brass gaping lay
  11/13/13
Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.
drunken tank
  11/13/13
Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol t...
pale school
  11/13/13
fuck I lol'd
Flatulent toaster
  11/13/13
<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>
Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman
  11/13/13
:(
pale school
  11/13/13
Lol instant meme
drunken tank
  11/13/13
...
Flatulent toaster
  11/13/13
...
soul-stirring weed whacker haunted graveyard
  11/13/13
lol
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  11/13/13
180^180.
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Opaque Sexy Potus
  11/20/13
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  03/21/14
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  05/01/14
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Smoky comical field
  06/06/19
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  01/17/23
No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I d...
pale school
  11/13/13
lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal edit: I am...
Flatulent toaster
  11/13/13
I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.
Thriller immigrant
  11/13/13
truly sorry for his lox
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  11/15/13
!!!!!!
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  11/15/13
I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?! ROFLLES FOR AL...
Opaque Sexy Potus
  11/20/13
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Maize talented principal's office brethren
  06/22/14
JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't wor...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
best of luck brother
marvelous brass gaping lay
  11/13/13
I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it nex...
irate degenerate home
  11/13/13
i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the followin...
wine jewess windowlicker
  11/13/13
This thread has made me sad.
Glittery voyeur boiling water
  11/13/13
Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they migh...
aquamarine mediation lettuce
  11/13/13
cr. Chin up brother.
irate degenerate home
  11/13/13
Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just ...
pale school
  11/13/13
Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process...
black parlour macaca
  11/13/13
My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the l...
pale school
  11/13/13
You gotta have someone you can talk to.
irate degenerate home
  11/13/13
I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I wi...
pale school
  11/13/13
CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him...
Curious pearly hall messiness
  11/13/13
the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to...
Pearl newt native
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the la...
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  11/13/13
would you like a free train ride?
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
*does 30 squats*
Histrionic wagecucks ape
  11/13/13
you seem sweaty. how about a shower?
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
180
zombie-like sanctuary sex offender
  11/13/13
fun exchange
balding flickering boistinker university
  11/13/13
rude.
Cheese-eating abnormal toilet seat doctorate
  11/13/13
FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months aft...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
Thanks for the pick me up.
pale school
  11/13/13
Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that ...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
How would you respond?
marvelous brass gaping lay
  11/13/13
Told them I had more pressing matters.
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/14/13
how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window...
stubborn dilemma
  11/13/13
bummer
Nofapping Locus
  11/13/13
To the victor goes the spoils I guess.
soul-stirring weed whacker haunted graveyard
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without a...
geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie ...
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
...
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?
marvelous brass gaping lay
  11/13/13
Holy shit, 180^180
Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman
  11/13/13
cr. OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.
Henna overrated lodge
  11/13/13
...
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shovi...
Cheese-eating abnormal toilet seat doctorate
  11/13/13
...
fishy philosopher-king
  11/13/13
...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/15/13
...
Aromatic national
  11/19/13
...
fishy philosopher-king
  05/02/14
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Aromatic national
  06/22/14
Law firms seem like awesome places to work
Mind-boggling Nowag Fanboi
  11/13/13
our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up th...
Navy big property
  11/13/13
No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. F...
pale school
  11/13/13
Go out in a blaze of glory, man.
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
what would the pay raise have been? who knows. maybe th...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark. 2.) ...
pale school
  11/13/13
Did you get lunch at least?
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
No.
pale school
  11/13/13
when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to y...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a gen...
pale school
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
did they tell you that you were going to make partner this y...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
They said I was up for partnership this year.
pale school
  11/13/13
no breakfast
domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing
  11/13/13
Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?
Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces
  11/13/13
No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a ...
pale school
  11/13/13
No Breakfast of Champions? Edit - Eff just read your post...
Fantasy-prone hot foreskin filthpig
  11/13/13
Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not d...
aquamarine mediation lettuce
  11/13/13
have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and u...
pale school
  11/13/13
I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
yes it's pretty transparent. That said, even though I am ...
aquamarine mediation lettuce
  11/13/13
ah. and you got dinged a class year. I am 2005, but I to...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to m...
aquamarine mediation lettuce
  11/13/13
Time for dat PLZ RESPOND
bat-shit-crazy office
  11/13/13
Sender: fukt, heim Recipient: partner, managing Subject: p...
purple racy ticket booth clown
  11/13/13
From: Partner, Managing To: Fucked, Heim Subject: RE: plz ...
geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike
  11/13/13
lol
purple racy ticket booth clown
  11/13/13
...
bat-shit-crazy office
  11/13/13
...
Opaque Sexy Potus
  11/20/13
Just LOL @ OP
olive aggressive piazza
  11/13/13
should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking ...
zombie-like sanctuary sex offender
  11/13/13
Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 t...
pale school
  11/13/13
do you think she made darnell breakfast
zombie-like sanctuary sex offender
  11/13/13
I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.
pale school
  11/13/13
Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that. What a...
geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike
  11/13/13
Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fuck...
drunken tank
  11/13/13
http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast....
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
(the next Rudolph)
zombie-like sanctuary sex offender
  11/13/13
...
vermilion space black woman
  11/15/13
:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast bu...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from a...
pale school
  11/13/13
What's your net worth at?
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me toda...
pale school
  11/13/13
(Guy who is done here)
drunken tank
  11/13/13
Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss somet...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/13/13
Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.
Henna overrated lodge
  11/13/13
Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tri...
pale school
  11/13/13
dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon. w...
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/13/13
Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.
pale school
  11/13/13
you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the...
aquamarine mediation lettuce
  11/13/13
Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past ye...
pale school
  11/13/13
Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks ...
stubborn dilemma
  11/13/13
NOWAG?
irradiated emerald crackhouse
  11/13/13
I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for y...
citrine boyish patrolman
  11/13/13
...
maroon excitant goyim
  11/13/13
Lox and cream cheese this morning?
Multi-colored corner people who are hurt
  11/14/13
Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/14/13
Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking ...
milky talking ratface
  11/14/13
Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/14/13
To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfa...
geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike
  11/14/13
Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this? http:...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/14/13
Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?
citrine boyish patrolman
  11/15/13
Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(
pale school
  11/15/13
You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your...
cracking blue nibblets stead
  11/15/13
No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck work...
pale school
  11/15/13
If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro
Sapphire trip temple
  11/15/13
HE GOT BREAKFAST!
black parlour macaca
  11/20/13
Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity ...
federal embarrassed to the bone parlor prole
  11/21/13
Breakfast?
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Razzmatazz judgmental dysfunction dog poop
  10/16/23
I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This...
Wonderful House
  10/16/23
I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual ...
Wonderful House
  10/16/23


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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: pale school

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423977)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: citrine boyish patrolman

Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423997)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: pale school

Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nervous. I have never had the "talk". Other partners have made comments like "well, I had better sign it. You won't be a partner for x months." At the same time, there are at least two individuals who are very much against me and have told me on multiple occasions over the past six years that they did not support hiring me (I was a lateral).

Part of me just wants to get my walking papers. What happens if no one says anything to me after the meeting, am I fucked? Is a majority or 2/3s vote standard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424328)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman

Sounds like they negged you petty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424339)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: pale school

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424362)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman

You: hey, how was that memo I gave you?

Boomer: Not bad, considering you never should have been hired in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424413)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: pale school

The funny thing is that I have never done any work for either of them in the six years I have been here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424422)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king

lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and told you they didn't want to hire you in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424364)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: pale school

When I applied there was evidently a schism between the partners as to who should be hired. They ended up hiring two people instead of one (other dood is long gone). In any event, this individual has said things (while at a firm dinner with my wife present) "We only wanted to hire one, and now we are stuck with two" ::glares at me::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424380)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: Smoky comical field

Maybe it was a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424399)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: pale school

This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which strongly suggests it was not a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424402)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur boiling water

He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430064)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: Exciting poppy hell

he sounds like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444759)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: marvelous brass gaping lay

You should have punched him in the face with both fists at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424790)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: house-broken point

Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430131)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: exhilarant associate

serious aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429881)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: Smoky comical field

What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424335)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: pale school

They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Normally this is the review period and my mentor talks to me and there is a formal process. No review period for me this year. I am definitely going to have to do some drinking tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424340)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you would know. if you have ever gotten the talk, you surely wouldn't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424801)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: pale school

Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year multiple times. By the "talk" I meant hours/performance etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424822)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: pale school

Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426228)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: cowardly sienna national security agency theater
Subject: Good luck

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426242)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: stimulating idiotic nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426765)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: frum heady place of business chapel

will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through tomorrow night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426439)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: pale school

Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long enough knows I am serious, even if I am an unrepentant shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426663)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: bat shit crazy provocative stag film gunner

signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember once poasted about law school are now up for partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426448)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: Thriller immigrant

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426715)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: pale school

Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426729)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: bat shit crazy provocative stag film gunner

brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427198)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: Electric location

this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding threading to babby threading to divorce threading. it's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430132)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating abnormal toilet seat doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431846)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: hairraiser orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431960)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: Exciting poppy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444766)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: maroon excitant goyim

Good luck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426451)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces

Size of firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426749)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: pale school

40-50 attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426888)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces

What is the buy in?

What is your income afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427011)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: stimulating idiotic nursing home

What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing every XO post you've ever made????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426773)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: bull headed adventurous digit ratio

obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a reason to make him a partner or a reason not to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426781)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: stimulating idiotic nursing home

\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428295)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: pale school

LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426893)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: wine jewess windowlicker

good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427041)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: black parlour macaca

Any update? Thinking of you.

Do you really want to make partner or are you just doing what comes next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427266)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: black parlour macaca

Answer my question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429927)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: pale school

I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429936)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: drunken tank

Thinking of you?

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429943)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: black parlour macaca

Jerking off to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429978)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: Smoky comical field

Flame accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428288)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: pale school

First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point where an on topic discussion of a reality of the legal profession for young attorneys automatically becomes "flame?"

In any event, it looks like I am fucked. The standard practice in years past has been an announcement and a celebratory breakfast in the main conference room after the partnership/bonus meeting. That did not happen today.

I am in uncharted territory. In my time here, associates have either left before they were up for consideration or were voted in. No idea what is going to happen now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429803)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: fragrant zippy giraffe

wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just not invited or did it not happen whatsoever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429841)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: pale school

Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429909)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: black parlour macaca

Do you think they read this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429856)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: marvelous brass gaping lay

Is there any chance you were forgotten?

*Morning meeting*

Managing Partner: So, we are clear on voting in all partnership prospects now. Ok. On to the next item, does anyone know who the dude is down the hall from me? He has been coming in for years, but I don't know who he is. Did you hire him Marty?

Marty: No. I thought you or Mike hired him.

Mike: WTF? lulz. Holy shit, I thought you hired him. I have been giving him assignments for the past 5 years. JFC! Did this guy just squat himself to a job?

Managing Partner: I guess so, I guess so. What should we do?

Marty: Are we paying him? We must be, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429860)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: drunken tank

Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429872)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: pale school

Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol though, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429922)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Flatulent toaster

fuck I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430033)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:48 AM
Author: Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman

<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429969)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: pale school

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429989)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: drunken tank

Lol instant meme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430002)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: Flatulent toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430030)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430504)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: purple racy ticket booth clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430736)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: cocky shrine indirect expression

180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438543)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Opaque Sexy Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477543)



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Date: March 21st, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: lilac stage candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25234435)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25484631)



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Date: June 6th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: Smoky comical field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#38349281)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: Diverse antidepressant drug main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#45802672)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430041)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: pale school

Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I didn't even eat this morning. What makes it even worse is they must have known I would be shot down going in and never even ordered breakfast.

I am about ready to grab my coat and go buy myself a nice breakfast. But now it is practically lunchtime. I am not even really hungry anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430052)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: Flatulent toaster

lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal

edit: I am truly sorry for your lots brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430055)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: Thriller immigrant

I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431667)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: up-to-no-good resort french chef

truly sorry for his lox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444806)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: khaki kink-friendly area

!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444850)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Opaque Sexy Potus

I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?!

ROFLLES FOR ALL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477547)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: Maize talented principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797127)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430060)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: marvelous brass gaping lay

best of luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430089)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: irate degenerate home

I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: wine jewess windowlicker

i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the following year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431350)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: Glittery voyeur boiling water

This thread has made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430101)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: aquamarine mediation lettuce

Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they might make you wait another year or two ITE. 2006 would make you an incoming 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430123)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: irate degenerate home

cr. Chin up brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430137)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: pale school

Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just asked by a partner (after the meeting) to originate a new litigation file this morning.

I guess I wish someone would just say something to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430165)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: black parlour macaca

Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430199)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: pale school

My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the last time we had a substantive conversation about work was sometime during the summer of 2008.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430207)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: irate degenerate home

You gotta have someone you can talk to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430272)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: pale school

I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I will just give it some time before talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430277)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Curious pearly hall messiness

CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him to grab a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430295)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Pearl newt native

the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to suggest why op isnt being made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430374)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431278)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: Histrionic wagecucks ape

i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the law biz talk about having a "rabbi." should i be flattered?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430551)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king

would you like a free train ride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430623)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Histrionic wagecucks ape

*does 30 squats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430648)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king

you seem sweaty. how about a shower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430652)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:02 PM
Author: zombie-like sanctuary sex offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431660)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: balding flickering boistinker university

fun exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433771)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: Cheese-eating abnormal toilet seat doctorate

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431897)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months after I got axed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430485)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: pale school

Thanks for the pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430493)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430515)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: marvelous brass gaping lay

How would you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430544)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Told them I had more pressing matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431271)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: stubborn dilemma

Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window now (and small firms seem to generally be much less rigid with these things to begin with).

Chin up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Nofapping Locus

bummer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430398)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker haunted graveyard

To the victor goes the spoils I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430512)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431280)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike

Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without any idea one way or the other. There's an associate at my firm that was counseled out his 7th year but then extended. He's been around for 3 years now, and they vaguely promised him a counsel position but continue to keep him and an 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430550)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431281)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king

OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie partner who neg'd him the whole time

BUT THEN

they went down a different way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq6exyb-tKI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430584)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430635)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: marvelous brass gaping lay

OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430724)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Amber Nubile Public Bath Skinny Woman

Holy shit, 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431284)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Henna overrated lodge

cr.

OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431337)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431458)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: Cheese-eating abnormal toilet seat doctorate

lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shoving it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431940)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433613)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24443280)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24470084)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: fishy philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25491903)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Aromatic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797065)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Nowag Fanboi

Law firms seem like awesome places to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430667)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Navy big property

our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up this year but i feel like walking in the conference room wearing only a sombrero and say "ITS MO-VEMBER FUCKERS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431255)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: pale school

No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. Fuck this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431270)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Go out in a blaze of glory, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431274)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

what would the pay raise have been?

who knows. maybe they are just mulling it over a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431286)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: pale school

1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark.

2.) I guess anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431293)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Did you get lunch at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431313)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431328)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: pale school

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431339)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to your, I asked very specific questions about partnership compensation. Turns out I wouldn't get that large a raise by become partner...probably less than $100k.

you should ask these questions.

btw, did they tell you that you would make partner? just wondering, because they are telling me I am a shoe-in, and I don't know how skeptical I should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431326)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: pale school

I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a general idea, but they never shared the specifics. In fact, partnership in my case could result in a pay decrease (at least in terms of monthly draw) due to certain benefits being lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431334)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431348)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

did they tell you that you were going to make partner this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431421)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: pale school

They said I was up for partnership this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431436)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: domesticated vivacious stage genital piercing

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431292)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: Snowy Dashing Corn Cake Feces

Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431349)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: pale school

No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a book on tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431359)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone hot foreskin filthpig

No Breakfast of Champions?

Edit - Eff just read your post below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434128)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: aquamarine mediation lettuce

Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not during it?

Just relax. Also do you bring in any business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431380)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431424)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: pale school

Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and up for partnership this year." Seems pretty clear to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431432)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431443)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: aquamarine mediation lettuce

yes it's pretty transparent.

That said, even though I am 2006 as well, I've only been here 3 years. It would probably be another 2 years at least. It's not up and out though, so I doubt they would fire my barring some huge fuck up.

Need to work on bringing in business, which of course is the hardest part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431452)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

ah. and you got dinged a class year.

I am 2005, but I told them I want to make it next year. They said they would see what they can do. It surely wouldn't be unprecedented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431466)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: aquamarine mediation lettuce

I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to my pay and billing rate, but as far as partnership track is concerned, I probably am and I wont complain. The people up for partner at my firm are 2005 and 2004 graduates for the most part.

You are at the 1600 hours smallish firm right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office

Time for dat PLZ RESPOND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431426)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: purple racy ticket booth clown

Sender: fukt, heim

Recipient: partner, managing

Subject: plz respond

Body:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431601)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike

From: Partner, Managing

To: Fucked, Heim

Subject: RE: plz respond

Body: NO BRKFST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431617)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: purple racy ticket booth clown

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431621)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432221)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Opaque Sexy Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477570)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: olive aggressive piazza

Just LOL @ OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431457)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: zombie-like sanctuary sex offender

should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking lot by year 4 latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431671)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: pale school

Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 times today. I have not answered. We are expecting our third kid soon. I have gotten nothing done today except a couple of paragraphs in a memo. Oh well, time to leave and go to the bar soon.

In fact, I have no idea why I am still here. I guess I feel like I got to let this day play out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431688)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: zombie-like sanctuary sex offender

do you think she made darnell breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431693)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: pale school

I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431702)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike

Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that.

What are your lateral prospects? I know a guy who was pissed that he got held back a year and lateraled to income partner at a similar firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: drunken tank

Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fucking time with your kids as opposed to sucking some client off at 11pm on Saturday night. You'll be happier working 9-5 and going to t ball on Saturday than making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431830)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431889)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: zombie-like sanctuary sex offender

(the next Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432239)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: vermilion space black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445323)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast buffet spread ::

(Rains of Castamere plays)

:: ... ::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431779)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: pale school

I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from above then tossed into a river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431794)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:27 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

What's your net worth at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431854)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: pale school

Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me today. I am out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432211)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: drunken tank

(Guy who is done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432222)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432234)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Henna overrated lodge

Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432250)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: pale school

Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tried to talk to any of the partners today, they seemed to act oddly. I am sitting alone in the dark in my office at home drinking listening to a book on tape.

EDIT: I am the lead attorney on several multimillion dollar cases. If not for my ethical obligations I would be tempted to fuck these guys over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433683)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon.

which book on tape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433703)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: pale school

Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: aquamarine mediation lettuce

you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the firm? If not your indignance is sounding suspiciously like flame for a 2006 graduate who had no idea where he stood until now and never spoke to anyone seriously about his chances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433769)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: pale school

Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past year or so. The other was based on previous work I had done for a client. I am frustrated because up until a week ago all of my feedback was extremely positive and I was told that I was a shoe in.

EDIT: I did speak to folks about partnership. For the past year I was essentially assured it was a foregone conclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433817)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: stubborn dilemma

Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks for not being more up front with you, but you need to be the better man and ask someone what's up. With all you've told us, you have a lot of reasons to be confident and open with these people. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433844)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: irradiated emerald crackhouse

NOWAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433757)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: citrine boyish patrolman

I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for you tomorrow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433882)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: maroon excitant goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434202)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored corner people who are hurt

Lox and cream cheese this morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438078)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438113)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: milky talking ratface

Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438116)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438129)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: geriatric old irish cottage preventive strike

To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfast this morning and be in a steak and eggs coma right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438126)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this?

http://www.gourmetabudhabi.ae/ad2013/files/event/slide_1353408202.6045_9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438142)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: citrine boyish patrolman

Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444839)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: pale school

Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444902)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: cracking blue nibblets stead

You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your own this morning, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444906)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: pale school

No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck working on a brief that had to go out today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445157)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:26 PM
Author: Sapphire trip temple

If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445846)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: black parlour macaca
Subject: HE GOT BREAKFAST!

Not actual breakfast though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477528)



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Date: November 21st, 2013 9:08 AM
Author: federal embarrassed to the bone parlor prole

Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24481272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Violet deer antler abode

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797047)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: Smoky comical field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797137)



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Date: May 14th, 2016 5:28 AM
Author: contagious hospital private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#30475932)



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Date: November 30th, 2017 5:27 PM
Author: bateful bright mexican church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#34808402)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: Smoky comical field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#40614292)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 6:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz judgmental dysfunction dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943875)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Wonderful House

I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This is about business now. I have to take care of business.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943955)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: Wonderful House

I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual respect and affection among colleagues. Since that option has passed us by I suggest we take this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943957)