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partnership vote tomorrow morning

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man...
Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner
  11/12/13
Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nerv...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
Sounds like they negged you petty good
abusive factory reset button
  11/12/13
How so?
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
You: hey, how was that memo I gave you? Boomer: Not bad, ...
abusive factory reset button
  11/12/13
The funny thing is that I have never done any work for eithe...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and to...
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/12/13
When I applied there was evidently a schism between the part...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
Maybe it was a joke
sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  11/12/13
This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which s...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.
angry ticket booth rigpig
  11/13/13
he sounds like a lawyer
racy cyan lettuce ladyboy
  11/15/13
You should have punched him in the face with both fists at t...
territorial galvanic principal's office
  11/12/13
Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack
hairraiser candlestick maker preventive strike
  11/13/13
serious aspie
rusted adventurous orchestra pit death wish
  11/13/13
What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters
sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  11/12/13
They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Norma...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/12/13
Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year mult...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
Good luck
Gay Wonderful Friendly Grandma Knife
  11/12/13
...
fragrant associate fat ankles
  11/12/13
will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through to...
Henna very tactful theater stage
  11/12/13
Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long ...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember...
Yellow boltzmann
  11/12/13
Cr
beady-eyed obsidian quadroon school cafeteria
  11/12/13
Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduate...
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in thi...
Yellow boltzmann
  11/12/13
this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding ...
poppy confused station main people
  11/13/13
...
flushed tank water buffalo
  11/13/13
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Laughsome property dysfunction
  11/13/13
...
racy cyan lettuce ladyboy
  11/15/13
Good luck, brother.
Scarlet stirring stage haunted graveyard
  11/12/13
Size of firm?
flesh plaza jewess
  11/12/13
40-50 attorneys
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
What is the buy in? What is your income afterwards?
flesh plaza jewess
  11/12/13
What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing...
fragrant associate fat ankles
  11/12/13
obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a ...
Blathering boyish office hominid
  11/12/13
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fragrant associate fat ankles
  11/13/13
LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms
excitant police squad
  11/12/13
good luck brother
supple pale point
  11/12/13
Any update? Thinking of you. Do you really want to mak...
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/12/13
Answer my question.
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/13/13
I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Thinking of you? FAG
White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/13
Jerking off to you.
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/13/13
Flame accomplished
sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  11/13/13
First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just no...
dull private investor degenerate
  11/13/13
Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this ye...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Do you think they read this thread?
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/13/13
Is there any chance you were forgotten? *Morning meeting...
territorial galvanic principal's office
  11/13/13
Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.
White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/13
Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol t...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
fuck I lol'd
ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca
  11/13/13
<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>
abusive factory reset button
  11/13/13
:(
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Lol instant meme
White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/13
...
ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca
  11/13/13
...
splenetic headpube
  11/13/13
lol
Bronze genital piercing pozpig
  11/13/13
180^180.
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  11/14/13
...
Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national
  11/20/13
...
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  03/21/14
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abusive factory reset button
  05/01/14
...
sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  06/06/19
...
mewling base mood
  01/17/23
No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I d...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal edit: I am...
ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca
  11/13/13
I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.
beady-eyed obsidian quadroon school cafeteria
  11/13/13
truly sorry for his lox
Soul-stirring reading party
  11/15/13
!!!!!!
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  11/15/13
I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?! ROFLLES FOR AL...
Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national
  11/20/13
...
Bearded comical jew step-uncle's house
  06/22/14
JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't wor...
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
best of luck brother
territorial galvanic principal's office
  11/13/13
I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it nex...
Cheese-eating french chef
  11/13/13
i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the followin...
supple pale point
  11/13/13
This thread has made me sad.
angry ticket booth rigpig
  11/13/13
Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they migh...
Claret newt
  11/13/13
cr. Chin up brother.
Cheese-eating french chef
  11/13/13
Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just ...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process...
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/13/13
My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the l...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
You gotta have someone you can talk to.
Cheese-eating french chef
  11/13/13
I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I wi...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him...
Duck-like sanctuary fanboi
  11/13/13
the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to...
Mind-boggling hunting ground
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the la...
mildly autistic sick stock car famous landscape painting
  11/13/13
would you like a free train ride?
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
*does 30 squats*
mildly autistic sick stock car famous landscape painting
  11/13/13
you seem sweaty. how about a shower?
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
180
cocaine farts
  11/13/13
fun exchange
Garnet provocative hall travel guidebook
  11/13/13
rude.
flushed tank water buffalo
  11/13/13
FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months aft...
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
Thanks for the pick me up.
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that ...
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
How would you respond?
territorial galvanic principal's office
  11/13/13
Told them I had more pressing matters.
spruce electric site
  11/14/13
how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window...
Honey-headed stimulating market faggot firefighter
  11/13/13
bummer
Slate Razzle Son Of Senegal Idiot
  11/13/13
To the victor goes the spoils I guess.
splenetic headpube
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without a...
violet seedy hissy fit stead
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie ...
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
...
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?
territorial galvanic principal's office
  11/13/13
Holy shit, 180^180
abusive factory reset button
  11/13/13
cr. OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.
Buff kink-friendly business firm
  11/13/13
...
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shovi...
flushed tank water buffalo
  11/13/13
...
Amber Awkward Stage
  11/13/13
...
spruce electric site
  11/15/13
...
Glittery heaven roommate
  11/19/13
...
Amber Awkward Stage
  05/02/14
...
Glittery heaven roommate
  06/22/14
Law firms seem like awesome places to work
violent bbw tanning salon
  11/13/13
our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up th...
Fantasy-prone yarmulke indian lodge
  11/13/13
No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. F...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Go out in a blaze of glory, man.
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
what would the pay raise have been? who knows. maybe th...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark. 2.) ...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Did you get lunch at least?
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
No.
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to y...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a gen...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
did they tell you that you were going to make partner this y...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
They said I was up for partnership this year.
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
no breakfast
slippery violent locale prole
  11/13/13
Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?
flesh plaza jewess
  11/13/13
No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a ...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
No Breakfast of Champions? Edit - Eff just read your post...
Cordovan Erotic Rehab Mental Disorder
  11/13/13
Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not d...
Claret newt
  11/13/13
have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and u...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
yes it's pretty transparent. That said, even though I am ...
Claret newt
  11/13/13
ah. and you got dinged a class year. I am 2005, but I to...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to m...
Claret newt
  11/13/13
Time for dat PLZ RESPOND
swashbuckling sexy box office
  11/13/13
Sender: fukt, heim Recipient: partner, managing Subject: p...
Bronze genital piercing pozpig
  11/13/13
From: Partner, Managing To: Fucked, Heim Subject: RE: plz ...
violet seedy hissy fit stead
  11/13/13
lol
Bronze genital piercing pozpig
  11/13/13
...
swashbuckling sexy box office
  11/13/13
...
Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national
  11/20/13
Just LOL @ OP
insane giraffe
  11/13/13
should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking ...
cocaine farts
  11/13/13
Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 t...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
do you think she made darnell breakfast
cocaine farts
  11/13/13
I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that. What a...
violet seedy hissy fit stead
  11/13/13
Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fuck...
White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/13
http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast....
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
(the next Rudolph)
cocaine farts
  11/13/13
...
Talented arrogant area
  11/15/13
:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast bu...
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from a...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
What's your net worth at?
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me toda...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
(Guy who is done here)
White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness
  11/13/13
Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss somet...
spruce electric site
  11/13/13
Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.
Buff kink-friendly business firm
  11/13/13
Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tri...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon. w...
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/13/13
Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the...
Claret newt
  11/13/13
Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past ye...
excitant police squad
  11/13/13
Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks ...
Honey-headed stimulating market faggot firefighter
  11/13/13
NOWAG?
Misanthropic Low-t Patrolman
  11/13/13
I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for y...
Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner
  11/13/13
...
Scarlet stirring stage haunted graveyard
  11/13/13
Lox and cream cheese this morning?
hairless multi-colored cuck
  11/14/13
Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted...
spruce electric site
  11/14/13
Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking ...
stubborn cerebral roast beef
  11/14/13
Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.
spruce electric site
  11/14/13
To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfa...
violet seedy hissy fit stead
  11/14/13
Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this? http:...
spruce electric site
  11/14/13
Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?
Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner
  11/15/13
Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(
excitant police squad
  11/15/13
You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your...
spruce electric site
  11/15/13
No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck work...
excitant police squad
  11/15/13
If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro
dun self-absorbed windowlicker gas station
  11/15/13
HE GOT BREAKFAST!
floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
  11/20/13
Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity ...
Contagious Hell
  11/21/13
Breakfast?
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  06/22/14
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sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  06/22/14
...
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  05/14/16
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lilac house
  11/30/17
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sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan
  07/15/20
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Olive state
  10/16/23
I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This...
umber elastic band chad
  10/16/23
I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual ...
umber elastic band chad
  10/16/23


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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Fuck me in the ass brothers. How did time go by so quickly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423977)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 2:50 PM
Author: Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner

Any good candidates for you and your partbers to promote man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24423997)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:40 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Has no one been in this position brothers? I am really nervous. I have never had the "talk". Other partners have made comments like "well, I had better sign it. You won't be a partner for x months." At the same time, there are at least two individuals who are very much against me and have told me on multiple occasions over the past six years that they did not support hiring me (I was a lateral).

Part of me just wants to get my walking papers. What happens if no one says anything to me after the meeting, am I fucked? Is a majority or 2/3s vote standard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424328)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: abusive factory reset button

Sounds like they negged you petty good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424339)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: excitant police squad

How so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424362)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:53 PM
Author: abusive factory reset button

You: hey, how was that memo I gave you?

Boomer: Not bad, considering you never should have been hired in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424413)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:55 PM
Author: excitant police squad

The funny thing is that I have never done any work for either of them in the six years I have been here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424422)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:46 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage

lol DESCRIBE how these aspie boomers got in your face and told you they didn't want to hire you in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424364)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:48 PM
Author: excitant police squad

When I applied there was evidently a schism between the partners as to who should be hired. They ended up hiring two people instead of one (other dood is long gone). In any event, this individual has said things (while at a firm dinner with my wife present) "We only wanted to hire one, and now we are stuck with two" ::glares at me::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424380)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:51 PM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan

Maybe it was a joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424399)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:52 PM
Author: excitant police squad

This individual has engaged in a pattern of behavior which strongly suggests it was not a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424402)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: angry ticket booth rigpig

He sounds like a huge passive-aggressive beta faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430064)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:54 PM
Author: racy cyan lettuce ladyboy

he sounds like a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444759)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:49 PM
Author: territorial galvanic principal's office

You should have punched him in the face with both fists at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424790)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: hairraiser candlestick maker preventive strike

Throw in a kick to the nuts for full scorpion attack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430131)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:33 AM
Author: rusted adventurous orchestra pit death wish

serious aspie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429881)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:41 PM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan

What do the rainmakers think? thats all that matters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424335)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 3:43 PM
Author: excitant police squad

They like me, with one exception. It is just so odd. Normally this is the review period and my mentor talks to me and there is a formal process. No review period for me this year. I am definitely going to have to do some drinking tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424340)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:50 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

wait, are you clearly even up for partner? if you were, you would know. if you have ever gotten the talk, you surely wouldn't be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424801)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 4:53 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Yes, I have been told I am up for partnership this year multiple times. By the "talk" I meant hours/performance etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24424822)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:26 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Pounding some brews, brothers. Not as nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426228)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:28 PM
Author: Gay Wonderful Friendly Grandma Knife
Subject: Good luck

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426242)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:30 PM
Author: fragrant associate fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426765)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: Henna very tactful theater stage

will you abandon this flame tonight or keep it up through tomorrow night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426439)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:17 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Brother, I am not flaming. Anyone who has been around long enough knows I am serious, even if I am an unrepentant shitlib.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426663)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:50 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann

signs you've been xo too long: when people who you remember once poasted about law school are now up for partner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426448)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:24 PM
Author: beady-eyed obsidian quadroon school cafeteria

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426715)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:26 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Fair enough. I started posting in 2006, the year I graduated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426729)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Yellow boltzmann

brother I was talking about me. we all old school up in this bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427198)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:19 AM
Author: poppy confused station main people

this board has gone from pump-and-dump threading to wedding threading to babby threading to divorce threading. it's amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430132)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:26 PM
Author: flushed tank water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431846)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:42 PM
Author: Laughsome property dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431960)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 2:56 PM
Author: racy cyan lettuce ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444766)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: Scarlet stirring stage haunted graveyard

Good luck, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426451)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: flesh plaza jewess

Size of firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426749)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:43 PM
Author: excitant police squad

40-50 attorneys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426888)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: flesh plaza jewess

What is the buy in?

What is your income afterwards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427011)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:31 PM
Author: fragrant associate fat ankles

What will you do if they toss a file in front of you listing every XO post you've ever made????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426773)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:32 PM
Author: Blathering boyish office hominid

obviously depends on whether they are using the poasts as a reason to make him a partner or a reason not to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426781)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:20 AM
Author: fragrant associate fat ankles

\

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428295)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 9:44 PM
Author: excitant police squad

LOL, negotiate favorable severance terms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24426893)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:03 PM
Author: supple pale point

good luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427041)



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Date: November 12th, 2013 10:29 PM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse

Any update? Thinking of you.

Do you really want to make partner or are you just doing what comes next?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24427266)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:39 AM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse

Answer my question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429927)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:40 AM
Author: excitant police squad

I don't know if I really want it. Probably a moot point now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429936)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:42 AM
Author: White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness

Thinking of you?

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429943)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:50 AM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse

Jerking off to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429978)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:19 AM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan

Flame accomplished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24428288)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:17 AM
Author: excitant police squad

First of all, fuck you. Have we really descended to a point where an on topic discussion of a reality of the legal profession for young attorneys automatically becomes "flame?"

In any event, it looks like I am fucked. The standard practice in years past has been an announcement and a celebratory breakfast in the main conference room after the partnership/bonus meeting. That did not happen today.

I am in uncharted territory. In my time here, associates have either left before they were up for consideration or were voted in. No idea what is going to happen now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429803)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:27 AM
Author: dull private investor degenerate

wait, so did the breakfast thing happen and you were just not invited or did it not happen whatsoever?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429841)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:37 AM
Author: excitant police squad

Did not happen at all. I was the only one up for it this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429909)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:30 AM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse

Do you think they read this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429856)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: territorial galvanic principal's office

Is there any chance you were forgotten?

*Morning meeting*

Managing Partner: So, we are clear on voting in all partnership prospects now. Ok. On to the next item, does anyone know who the dude is down the hall from me? He has been coming in for years, but I don't know who he is. Did you hire him Marty?

Marty: No. I thought you or Mike hired him.

Mike: WTF? lulz. Holy shit, I thought you hired him. I have been giving him assignments for the past 5 years. JFC! Did this guy just squat himself to a job?

Managing Partner: I guess so, I guess so. What should we do?

Marty: Are we paying him? We must be, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429860)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:32 AM
Author: White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness

Just fix the glitch and it will take care of itself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429872)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: excitant police squad

Not a big enough firm for that to happen. You made me lol though, thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429922)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca

fuck I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430033)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:48 AM
Author: abusive factory reset button

<><><>NOBREAKFAST<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429969)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:53 AM
Author: excitant police squad

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24429989)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness

Lol instant meme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430002)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:02 AM
Author: ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430030)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: splenetic headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430504)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:12 PM
Author: Bronze genital piercing pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430736)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 3:23 PM
Author: exhilarant pea-brained locus gaming laptop

180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438543)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:13 PM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477543)



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Date: March 21st, 2014 4:13 PM
Author: Underhanded motley pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25234435)



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Date: May 1st, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: abusive factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25484631)



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Date: June 6th, 2019 1:21 PM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#38349281)



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Date: January 17th, 2023 4:21 PM
Author: mewling base mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#45802672)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:05 AM
Author: spruce electric site

No bagels & cream cheese = Career Pwned?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430041)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: excitant police squad

Brother, it is usually a really nice catered breakfast. I didn't even eat this morning. What makes it even worse is they must have known I would be shot down going in and never even ordered breakfast.

I am about ready to grab my coat and go buy myself a nice breakfast. But now it is practically lunchtime. I am not even really hungry anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430052)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:07 AM
Author: ruby razzmatazz hospital macaca

lol this sounds like an episode of ally mcbeal

edit: I am truly sorry for your lots brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430055)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: beady-eyed obsidian quadroon school cafeteria

I enjoyed the pathos of the last line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431667)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:02 PM
Author: Soul-stirring reading party

truly sorry for his lox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444806)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:09 PM
Author: vibrant weed whacker cruise ship

!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444850)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:14 PM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national

I CANT...HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD!!!?!?!

ROFLLES FOR ALL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477547)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:42 PM
Author: Bearded comical jew step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797127)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:08 AM
Author: spruce electric site

JFC, man. Should've packed a clif bar in case it didn't work out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430060)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:11 AM
Author: territorial galvanic principal's office

best of luck brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430089)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:17 AM
Author: Cheese-eating french chef

I've seen people get dinged, hang on a year, then get it next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: supple pale point

i've seen people hang on for a year then get in the following year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431350)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:13 AM
Author: angry ticket booth rigpig

This thread has made me sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430101)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:18 AM
Author: Claret newt

Especially for a smaller firm it is plausible that they might make you wait another year or two ITE. 2006 would make you an incoming 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430123)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:20 AM
Author: Cheese-eating french chef

cr. Chin up brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430137)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:28 AM
Author: excitant police squad

Yeah, it doesn't sound like I am getting fired. I was just asked by a partner (after the meeting) to originate a new litigation file this morning.

I guess I wish someone would just say something to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430165)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:33 AM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse

Do you not have a mentor? You need a rabbi for this process, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430199)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: excitant police squad

My mentor is a screamer. Aside from my annual reviews the last time we had a substantive conversation about work was sometime during the summer of 2008.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430207)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Cheese-eating french chef

You gotta have someone you can talk to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430272)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:52 AM
Author: excitant police squad

I do. There are partners who I was an associate with. I will just give it some time before talking to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430277)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 11:55 AM
Author: Duck-like sanctuary fanboi

CR. Find the greenest partner you are cool with and ask him to grab a beer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430295)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hunting ground

the fact that it sounds like this didnt occur to op tends to suggest why op isnt being made partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430374)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431278)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: mildly autistic sick stock car famous landscape painting

i find it condescending and patronizing that goyim in the law biz talk about having a "rabbi." should i be flattered?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430551)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:53 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage

would you like a free train ride?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430623)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: mildly autistic sick stock car famous landscape painting

*does 30 squats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430648)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:56 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage

you seem sweaty. how about a shower?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430652)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:02 PM
Author: cocaine farts

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431660)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:06 PM
Author: Garnet provocative hall travel guidebook

fun exchange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433771)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:31 PM
Author: flushed tank water buffalo

rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431897)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:27 PM
Author: spruce electric site

FWIW, I had people asking me to start new matters months after I got axed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430485)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:29 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Thanks for the pick me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430493)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:36 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Sorry, man. Just saying I wouldn't read too much into that one way or the other.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430515)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:40 PM
Author: territorial galvanic principal's office

How would you respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430544)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Told them I had more pressing matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438118)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

how much do you make now and how much do new partners make?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431271)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating market faggot firefighter

Agree with this. Any sort of past process is out the window now (and small firms seem to generally be much less rigid with these things to begin with).

Chin up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:13 PM
Author: Slate Razzle Son Of Senegal Idiot

bummer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430398)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:34 PM
Author: splenetic headpube

To the victor goes the spoils I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430512)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431280)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:41 PM
Author: violet seedy hissy fit stead

Pretty fucking shitty of them to keep you dangling without any idea one way or the other. There's an associate at my firm that was counseled out his 7th year but then extended. He's been around for 3 years now, and they vaguely promised him a counsel position but continue to keep him and an 8th year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430550)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:48 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431281)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:46 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage

OP thought shit was going to go down one way with the aspie partner who neg'd him the whole time

BUT THEN

they went down a different way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq6exyb-tKI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430584)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430635)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 1:09 PM
Author: territorial galvanic principal's office

OMG...this is hilarious. Did this all happen in one episode?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430724)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: abusive factory reset button

Holy shit, 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431284)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: Buff kink-friendly business firm

cr.

OP didn't think it be like it is, but it do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431337)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431458)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:39 PM
Author: flushed tank water buffalo

lol @ the partner putting the headphones on while he's shoving it in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431940)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:41 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433613)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 9:46 AM
Author: spruce electric site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24443280)



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Date: November 19th, 2013 4:12 PM
Author: Glittery heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24470084)



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Date: May 2nd, 2014 5:40 PM
Author: Amber Awkward Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25491903)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery heaven roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797065)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 12:58 PM
Author: violent bbw tanning salon

Law firms seem like awesome places to work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24430667)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:42 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone yarmulke indian lodge

our partners are having their vote right now. i'm not up this year but i feel like walking in the conference room wearing only a sombrero and say "ITS MO-VEMBER FUCKERS!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431255)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:46 PM
Author: excitant police squad

No one except my secretary has said a word to me all day. Fuck this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431270)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:47 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Go out in a blaze of glory, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431274)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:49 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

what would the pay raise have been?

who knows. maybe they are just mulling it over a little more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431286)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: excitant police squad

1.) No idea. They keep us completely in the dark.

2.) I guess anything is possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431293)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:58 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Did you get lunch at least?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431313)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:01 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431328)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:04 PM
Author: excitant police squad

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431339)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:00 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

when I started at my firm, which sounds similar in size to your, I asked very specific questions about partnership compensation. Turns out I wouldn't get that large a raise by become partner...probably less than $100k.

you should ask these questions.

btw, did they tell you that you would make partner? just wondering, because they are telling me I am a shoe-in, and I don't know how skeptical I should be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431326)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:03 PM
Author: excitant police squad

I'm not an idiot. I have asked the questions. I have a general idea, but they never shared the specifics. In fact, partnership in my case could result in a pay decrease (at least in terms of monthly draw) due to certain benefits being lost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431334)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431348)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

did they tell you that you were going to make partner this year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431421)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:27 PM
Author: excitant police squad

They said I was up for partnership this year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431436)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 2:51 PM
Author: slippery violent locale prole

no breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431292)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:05 PM
Author: flesh plaza jewess

Did you at least cope a beer at lunch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431349)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: excitant police squad

No. I just drove around for a little bit and listened to a book on tape.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431359)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:05 PM
Author: Cordovan Erotic Rehab Mental Disorder

No Breakfast of Champions?

Edit - Eff just read your post below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434128)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Claret newt

Dont most places make you partner after your 8th year, not during it?

Just relax. Also do you bring in any business?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431380)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:24 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

have you talked to anyone at your firm about partnership?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431424)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:26 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Not since the vote. I was told "you are on track and up for partnership this year." Seems pretty clear to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431432)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:29 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

I was asking Earl, but I was curious about you too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431443)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:31 PM
Author: Claret newt

yes it's pretty transparent.

That said, even though I am 2006 as well, I've only been here 3 years. It would probably be another 2 years at least. It's not up and out though, so I doubt they would fire my barring some huge fuck up.

Need to work on bringing in business, which of course is the hardest part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431452)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:33 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

ah. and you got dinged a class year.

I am 2005, but I told them I want to make it next year. They said they would see what they can do. It surely wouldn't be unprecedented.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431466)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:39 PM
Author: Claret newt

I actually didn't get dinged a class year, with respect to my pay and billing rate, but as far as partnership track is concerned, I probably am and I wont complain. The people up for partner at my firm are 2005 and 2004 graduates for the most part.

You are at the 1600 hours smallish firm right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431505)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling sexy box office

Time for dat PLZ RESPOND

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431426)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:54 PM
Author: Bronze genital piercing pozpig

Sender: fukt, heim

Recipient: partner, managing

Subject: plz respond

Body:

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431601)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:56 PM
Author: violet seedy hissy fit stead

From: Partner, Managing

To: Fucked, Heim

Subject: RE: plz respond

Body: NO BRKFST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431617)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:57 PM
Author: Bronze genital piercing pozpig

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431621)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: swashbuckling sexy box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432221)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:16 PM
Author: Spectacular insanely creepy psychic national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477570)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 3:32 PM
Author: insane giraffe

Just LOL @ OP



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431457)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:03 PM
Author: cocaine farts

should've murdered the unsupportive partners in the parking lot by year 4 latest

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431671)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Worst part will be telling my wife. She has called like 8 times today. I have not answered. We are expecting our third kid soon. I have gotten nothing done today except a couple of paragraphs in a memo. Oh well, time to leave and go to the bar soon.

In fact, I have no idea why I am still here. I guess I feel like I got to let this day play out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431688)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: cocaine farts

do you think she made darnell breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431693)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:07 PM
Author: excitant police squad

I have problems, but my wife cheating is not one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431702)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:08 PM
Author: violet seedy hissy fit stead

Ah, fuck man. I hope she's supportive and all that.

What are your lateral prospects? I know a guy who was pissed that he got held back a year and lateraled to income partner at a similar firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:24 PM
Author: White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness

Dude. Listen to me. NOW you might get to spend some fucking time with your kids as opposed to sucking some client off at 11pm on Saturday night. You'll be happier working 9-5 and going to t ball on Saturday than making partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431830)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:30 PM
Author: spruce electric site

http://top-10-list.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Breakfast.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431889)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:24 PM
Author: cocaine farts

(the next Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432239)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: Talented arrogant area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445323)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:17 PM
Author: spruce electric site

:: Enters attorney dining room expecting lavish breakfast buffet spread ::

(Rains of Castamere plays)

:: ... ::

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431779)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:19 PM
Author: excitant police squad

I guess that is a plus. I was not riddled with areas from above then tossed into a river.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431794)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 4:27 PM
Author: spruce electric site

What's your net worth at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24431854)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:20 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Well its official, no one has said a goddamn word to me today. I am out of here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432211)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:21 PM
Author: White flatulent parlour twinkling uncleanness

(Guy who is done here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432222)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:23 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Why couldn't the breakfast be tomorrow? Or did I miss something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432234)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 5:25 PM
Author: Buff kink-friendly business firm

Make your wife make Brinner just to spite those assholes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24432250)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:49 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Gosh I am pissed. Wife thinks I am being silly. When I tried to talk to any of the partners today, they seemed to act oddly. I am sitting alone in the dark in my office at home drinking listening to a book on tape.

EDIT: I am the lead attorney on several multimillion dollar cases. If not for my ethical obligations I would be tempted to fuck these guys over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433683)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:51 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

dude, sorry bro. sure they will make you partner soon.

which book on tape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433703)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 8:52 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Starhawk by Jack Mcdevitt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433709)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:05 PM
Author: Claret newt

you are lead attorney... did you bring these MM cases to the firm? If not your indignance is sounding suspiciously like flame for a 2006 graduate who had no idea where he stood until now and never spoke to anyone seriously about his chances.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433769)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:15 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Yes and no, I was assigned one of these cases in the past year or so. The other was based on previous work I had done for a client. I am frustrated because up until a week ago all of my feedback was extremely positive and I was told that I was a shoe in.

EDIT: I did speak to folks about partnership. For the past year I was essentially assured it was a foregone conclusion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433817)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:18 PM
Author: Honey-headed stimulating market faggot firefighter

Bro, you need to talk to a partner about it. They're dicks for not being more up front with you, but you need to be the better man and ask someone what's up. With all you've told us, you have a lot of reasons to be confident and open with these people. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433844)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:03 PM
Author: Misanthropic Low-t Patrolman

NOWAG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433757)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 9:28 PM
Author: Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner

I have a feeeling there'll be a huge breakfast waiting for you tomorrow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24433882)



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Date: November 13th, 2013 10:15 PM
Author: Scarlet stirring stage haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24434202)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:13 PM
Author: hairless multi-colored cuck

Lox and cream cheese this morning?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438078)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:19 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Did this dude just stop posting after getting no-breakfasted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438113)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:20 PM
Author: stubborn cerebral roast beef

Dude is probably at IHOP eating UNLIMITED pancakes, lurking in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438116)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Stuffing his face with yeasty doughy despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438129)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:22 PM
Author: violet seedy hissy fit stead

To be fair, he could have gorged on that sweet sweet breakfast this morning and be in a steak and eggs coma right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438126)



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Date: November 14th, 2013 2:23 PM
Author: spruce electric site

Man, you may be right. Who wouldn't gorge on this?

http://www.gourmetabudhabi.ae/ad2013/files/event/slide_1353408202.6045_9.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24438142)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:07 PM
Author: Tan Filthy Wagecucks Gunner

Where is this no-breakfasted motherfucker, anyways?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444839)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:17 PM
Author: excitant police squad

Here I am. Still no breakfast. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444902)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:18 PM
Author: spruce electric site

You cop dat dunkin donuts egg & cheese croissant on your own this morning, bro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24444906)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 3:58 PM
Author: excitant police squad

No, brother. I was here at 5:30 a.m. hung over as fuck working on a brief that had to go out today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445157)



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Date: November 15th, 2013 6:26 PM
Author: dun self-absorbed windowlicker gas station

If you are ever in LA I will buy you breakfast bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24445846)



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Date: November 20th, 2013 6:09 PM
Author: floppy iridescent bawdyhouse
Subject: HE GOT BREAKFAST!

Not actual breakfast though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24477528)



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Date: November 21st, 2013 9:08 AM
Author: Contagious Hell

Are we talking about consideration for non-equity or equity partner?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#24481272)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: titillating background story mad-dog skullcap

Breakfast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797047)



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Date: June 22nd, 2014 5:44 PM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#25797137)



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Author: free-loading pocket flask sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#30475932)



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Author: lilac house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#34808402)



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Date: July 15th, 2020 7:22 PM
Author: sable bateful kitchen coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#40614292)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 6:51 PM
Author: Olive state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943875)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: umber elastic band chad

I don't care about your good intentions anymore Leland. This is about business now. I have to take care of business.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943955)



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Date: October 16th, 2023 7:18 PM
Author: umber elastic band chad

I would very much have preferred a decision based on mutual respect and affection among colleagues. Since that option has passed us by I suggest we take this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2411927&forum_id=2#46943957)