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fishy wonderful roast beef base
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holy shit
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jfc cowgod
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we still love u doodikoff
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overrated crimson forum ape
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had a date set up this weekend on hinge. Hadn't exchanged nu...
fishy wonderful roast beef base
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Is someone talking
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overrated crimson forum ape
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bronze hairy legs
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(confirmed maidenless)
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bronze hairy legs
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fishy wonderful roast beef base
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Is this on Game Pass?
bronze hairy legs
  03/10/22
"where's the rocket launcher?!"
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bronze hairy legs
  03/10/22
Why do you think it isn't?
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Just shut the fuck up and kill Margit. You realize I killed ...
excitant macaca
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I literally can't beat that knight with the spear in that kn...
fishy wonderful roast beef base
  03/10/22
Have you done the sword run in this video? It changed the wh...
green tattoo theater stage
  03/10/22
A plain longsword is more than sufficient to beat the game
excitant macaca
  03/10/22
Doodikoff is having trouble tho
green tattoo theater stage
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He just needs to immerse himself and enjoy it. I'd give anyt...
excitant macaca
  03/10/22
Yeah. *they’re* the dorks.
dashing office
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Most embarrassing plotline for doodikof: roaches, dating, or...
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It's not even that he failed to reach the first story boss. ...
excitant macaca
  03/10/22
Devastating
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  03/11/22
jfc
amber balding haunted graveyard
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ok, so to be fair, that red eyed knight in boleteria 1-1 bef...
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crystalline volcanic crater
  03/11/22
I missed the thread where he talks about this, link?
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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: fishy wonderful roast beef base



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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:50 PM
Author: glittery cordovan keepsake machete

What’s this about you sucking at it? Is it a dating sim haha

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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:55 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: House-broken Mauve Deer Antler Dragon

holy shit

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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: mischievous unholy piazza

jfc cowgod

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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:02 PM
Author: brass mediation

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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:40 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:55 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:02 PM
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lol

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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: sick spectacular death wish casino

we still love u doodikoff

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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: rambunctious telephone whorehouse



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:05 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:34 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: crystalline volcanic crater

ONE SHOT, ONE KILL

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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:37 PM
Author: rough-skinned idiot



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:39 PM
Author: odious legal warrant



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:47 PM
Author: Razzle knife church building



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:35 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:37 PM
Author: erotic sadistic halford hell

lmao

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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:43 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:46 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:54 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:55 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:56 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:55 AM
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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:41 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:42 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 2:34 PM
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Date: March 10th, 2022 3:07 PM
Author: fishy wonderful roast beef base

had a date set up this weekend on hinge. Hadn't exchanged numbers yet. Girl seemed really nice, and in fact SHE had been the one to like me first on hinge. Girl sent me a message last night (just a regular "I am looking for this in a guy" and "this week has been busy can't wait for the weekend!") and I hadn't responded yet, woke up early today to prepare for a PI mediation in my office today.

After mediation ended (not successful), I pulled up hinge and POOF she is gone from my matches, deleted me. This happens more than I care to admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44124027)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: glittery cordovan keepsake machete

Is someone talking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126243)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:01 PM
Author: overrated crimson forum ape



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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
Author: Curious underhanded mad-dog skullcap shrine



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: bronze hairy legs



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Date: March 11th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: crystalline volcanic crater

(confirmed maidenless)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44128019)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 7:24 AM
Author: Curious underhanded mad-dog skullcap shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127843)



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Date: March 9th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: boyish ticket booth

it's too hard! there's no quest map! There's no townspeople to talk to!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44120000)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: bronze hairy legs



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Date: March 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: fishy wonderful roast beef base



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: bronze hairy legs

Is this on Game Pass?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122564)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: rambunctious telephone whorehouse

"where's the rocket launcher?!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122588)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:03 PM
Author: bronze hairy legs



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Date: March 10th, 2022 12:50 PM
Author: snowy swollen address

Why do you think it isn't?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44122901)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 1:45 PM
Author: excitant macaca

Just shut the fuck up and kill Margit. You realize I killed every boss in the game, over 100 of them, days ago right? Can't you even show yourself to be 1/100th of the man I am? Get off xoxo and get to work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123297)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 3:04 PM
Author: fishy wonderful roast beef base

I literally can't beat that knight with the spear in that knight camp south of stone gate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44123996)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: green tattoo theater stage

Have you done the sword run in this video? It changed the whole game for me. Much more fun now that I can beat stuff with a good sword.

https://youtu.be/AtKzLhgaRn0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44124892)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: excitant macaca

A plain longsword is more than sufficient to beat the game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126138)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:44 PM
Author: green tattoo theater stage

Doodikoff is having trouble tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126165)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 8:51 PM
Author: excitant macaca

He just needs to immerse himself and enjoy it. I'd give anything to delete all my "Souls" experience and skills from my mind and go back to the point where random low level enemies could kick the shit out of me. It's bliss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126206)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:02 PM
Author: dashing office

Yeah. *they’re* the dorks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126660)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:04 PM
Author: Razzle knife church building

Most embarrassing plotline for doodikof: roaches, dating, or failing to even reach the first boss of elden ring after trying for days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126672)



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Date: March 10th, 2022 10:47 PM
Author: excitant macaca

It's not even that he failed to reach the first story boss. Many players get sidetracked by side pursuits. For example, they might try to down the optional Tree Sentinel boss near the starting point and get sidetracked by that because their level is too low, developing a grudge and a rivalry with the Tree Sentinel. Not doodikoff. He won't even challenge the Tree Sentinel. It's akin to a post-game superboss to him. No, his "rival," the challenge his ire is directed towards that he can't seem to beat, is a common enemy . . . a standard knight with a spear and shield. Someone that if beaten will yield a paltry 120 runes, 200 at most. And yet for all the progress he's made, the distance between where he is now and downing the knight is farther than the distance between downing the knight and downing Margit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44126936)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Razzle knife church building

Devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127398)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 12:24 AM
Author: amber balding haunted graveyard

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127420)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 1:03 AM
Author: House-broken Mauve Deer Antler Dragon

ok, so to be fair, that red eyed knight in boleteria 1-1 before the tomb you couldn't even open yet was a huge pain in the ass. i haven't played elden ring, but i'm guessing it's the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127515)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 1:40 AM
Author: Razzle knife church building

It's not, this would be like getting killed by a random soldier in boletaria. They didn't ramp up the red-eyes knights types until later (the actual castle) this time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127547)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 6:56 AM
Author: Galvanic tanning salon multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44127803)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: crystalline volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44128021)



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Date: March 11th, 2022 9:47 PM
Author: glittery cordovan keepsake machete

I missed the thread where he talks about this, link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44133077)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 1:47 AM
Author: excitant macaca

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5055888&mc=9&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5054800&forum_id=2#44133954)