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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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bull headed violent step-uncle's house preventive strike
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
silver center
  05/30/25
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mustard kitchen
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
Obsidian Cowardly Chad
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
sable stage elastic band
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Red idiotic idiot
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
aromatic resort
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Red idiotic idiot
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Boyish windowlicker ratface
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Olive titillating tank electric furnace
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
doobsian sepia brethren home
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
ivory nursing home milk
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
fiercely-loyal really tough guy
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
Bright naked sweet tailpipe becky
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
fiercely-loyal really tough guy
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Shimmering passionate faggot firefighter
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
Concupiscible ticket booth wagecucks
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: bull headed violent step-uncle's house preventive strike



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: silver center

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: mustard kitchen



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: Obsidian Cowardly Chad

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: sable stage elastic band

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Red idiotic idiot

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: aromatic resort

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Red idiotic idiot

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Boyish windowlicker ratface

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Olive titillating tank electric furnace

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: doobsian sepia brethren home

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: ivory nursing home milk

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Bright naked sweet tailpipe becky

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal really tough guy

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Shimmering passionate faggot firefighter

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Concupiscible ticket booth wagecucks

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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