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My boyfriend is a TOTAL ASS.

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an...
trip temple
  10/18/04
jerk indeed.
Saffron nursing home hissy fit
  10/18/04
He has these attacks of gross immaturity that baffle me.
trip temple
  10/18/04
he's male ... get used to it ;-)
Saffron nursing home hissy fit
  10/18/04
no, he's an ass. (of course, they deserve one another sin...
Heady trump supporter
  12/07/04
There are better things to do stoned.
Bateful Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  10/18/04
Oh, he's coming home afterwards. Though I suspect I will hav...
trip temple
  10/18/04
Haha yeah especially since you're semi-mad at him anyway.
Bateful Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference
  10/18/04
oh sure, because a stoned guy and a not stoned girl are tota...
Outnumbered public bath internal respiration
  05/01/05
are you kidding? i give great head stoned.
Wine Exhilarant Private Investor Box Office
  05/01/05
Yet you will still give him oral after he spends some of his...
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
Wow.
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I am bitter tonight.
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
No shit.
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
the truth is a bitter pill.
Heady trump supporter
  12/07/04
Please. That thing doesn't go near my mouth.
trip temple
  10/18/04
Does he go down on you?
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
Of course. But there hasn't been reciprocity in more than a ...
trip temple
  10/18/04
That sucks (pardon the pun). Why not?
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
Because he gets it elsewhere now.
razzle-dazzle genital piercing
  10/18/04
I don't like to. He likes to go down on me, so I let him.
trip temple
  10/18/04
You sound like a real catch. No wonder your BF gets stoned.
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
Yeah, I'd be downing qualudes all day if thats the kind of g...
Marvelous rigpig locale
  10/18/04
If the sex were better, I wouldn't need to ration it out.
trip temple
  10/18/04
So he sucks in bed? What problems does he have?
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
So he's an asshole who treats his classmates with contempt a...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
Well, there are good points to our relationship. This thread...
trip temple
  10/18/04
after reading this whole thread, i've concluded . . .
embarrassed to the bone comical mental disorder space
  10/19/04
God he must be desparate.
Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge
  10/18/04
DESPERATE
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
...
chartreuse bisexual set
  10/18/04
I don't believe an entire first biglaw check will cover a Pr...
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
Considering how lame an activity that is... Maybe this ...
Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge
  10/18/04
Unlikely.
trip temple
  10/18/04
180. That's pretty funny. He's a keeper.
Floppy fiercely-loyal antidepressant drug range
  10/18/04
Thanks for making me grateful to be gay.
Cobalt soggy sex offender
  10/19/04
Sounds like first class dick. Congratulations and good judg...
Vigorous avocado chapel partner
  10/19/04
I know this is an old post
Startled sickened idiot nibblets
  08/30/05
lol wtf?
Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot
  04/15/08
You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings. You're p...
Silver Cuckoldry Station
  12/07/04
"You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings.&quo...
gold diverse round eye lodge
  07/07/05
Sounds like a prick. I'd probably kick the shit out of him ...
Dun Racy Plaza Codepig
  02/02/05
Maybe one of those losers will see this thread, recognize hi...
Self-centered bat shit crazy school
  10/18/04
punish him, withold sex
snowy violent orchestra pit legal warrant
  10/18/04
Sounds like she already does.
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
on a regular basis no less
Marvelous rigpig locale
  10/18/04
He gets some when he's good.
trip temple
  10/18/04
Dating this chick sounds like punishment
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that ...
stubborn big juggernaut
  10/18/04
True. This board is only interested in justice.
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
I don't feel "ridiculed." You guys are hilarious. ...
trip temple
  10/18/04
A lot of the posters on this board seem to be really conserv...
Irradiated Church Building Kitty Cat
  10/18/04
Insecurity does that to people. They need to grow up.
trip temple
  10/18/04
Let's not forget that women are the masters of blaming the o...
vibrant buck-toothed mediation ape
  12/07/04
you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague
cracking masturbator water buffalo
  10/18/04
That's like a 300lb midget claiming chastity as a life decis...
trip temple
  10/18/04
If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or una...
Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge
  10/18/04
He's probably acting out of extreme sexual frustration cause...
Misunderstood Arrogant Office
  10/19/04
you and that guy were made for one another
Heady trump supporter
  12/07/04
"I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my...
gold diverse round eye lodge
  07/07/05
indeed. hee hee!
Indecent Foreskin
  10/18/04
They both sound pretty bad.
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
Kind of sounds like they deserve each other. At least it ta...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
Way to make sweeping judgments about people you know next to...
trip temple
  10/18/04
haha, you're pissed because you and your boyfriend suck.
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
You're the one blowing off steam on this board, and listing ...
razzle-dazzle genital piercing
  10/18/04
Assuming your statement is accurate, it is irrelevant to wha...
trip temple
  10/18/04
I haven't exactly targeted you. You posted about your situa...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
You don't see how my pointing out how irrelevant his comment...
trip temple
  10/18/04
I was referring to the comment about my (admittedly) ubiquit...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I felt it warranted to lash out at you personally, much as y...
trip temple
  10/18/04
I *hate* law school
internet-worthy prole
  10/18/04
because you don't have much of a life
razzle-dazzle genital piercing
  10/18/04
Did your LSAT score reflect your piercing powers of reason?
trip temple
  10/18/04
I'm sure you both have redeeming qualities. That isn't what...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I see. So if I make a couple negative statements about my bo...
trip temple
  10/18/04
I don't think I've been especially unkind, particularly comp...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
Blaming what on me?
trip temple
  10/18/04
The general state of your relationship, which from what you'...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I c...
trip temple
  10/18/04
I....I...I just don't see how you can say that and expect th...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I hope you have a miserable life.
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
Ever the gentleman ;-P
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
Do you realize how fucked up that is? No offense, but you n...
slimy corner dog poop
  10/18/04
Does anybody else get the feeling that one day the OP will d...
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
No, you love controlling him. HTH
vermilion shitlib principal's office
  07/02/05
wow, Rowan, you think like a man. Sex is just physical sex ...
snowy violent orchestra pit legal warrant
  10/18/04
Actually, I don't. Or at least I don't think I do. Sex is ...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
The thing that I don't understand is that when someone does ...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
I can't say I find angry sex to be at all enjoyable. I don'...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
Well, the thought of withholding sex for any reason is beyon...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
I guess I differentiate between withholding to get something...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
I agree. Even those who I tell myself I'll never speak to ag...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
Yes, we all are. I can think of people I've decided I won't...
pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage
  10/18/04
Yeah, bury the bone, i mean hatchet.
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
Well, we hve to keep in mind that her boyfirned is bad in be...
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
I don't see what you're looking for here. You did call your ...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
Thanks Dr. Phil!
trip temple
  10/18/04
this is kinda funny
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
You're welcome. I have to go do Oprah. Good luck witholding ...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/18/04
This is probably a flame
internet-worthy prole
  10/18/04
Yes, clearly this is what I intended. What gave it away?
trip temple
  10/18/04
I hate law school :(
internet-worthy prole
  10/18/04
why do you keep saying this when it doesnt make sense?
brilliant bespoke stead
  10/18/04
He sounds really unhappy. People who are mean like that ten...
Aphrodisiac Greedy School Cafeteria
  10/18/04
I think he might be unhappy with the OP.
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
Wow, what a winner. Glad I don't know him.
Soul-stirring low-t filthpig theater stage
  10/18/04
i'm sorry, but did we used to date?
mind-boggling gunner whorehouse
  10/19/04
The thought did cross my mind! ;)
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/19/04
seeing as we have hung out, i am *hurt* you think i am that ...
mind-boggling gunner whorehouse
  10/19/04
Well, of the Michigan 2Ls I've met--you, deeloo and Cicero y...
Laughsome Hospital Background Story
  10/19/04
Do you go to UMIch?
bossy pit
  12/07/04
this does sound like something you would do.
Onyx supple heaven depressive
  10/19/04
yes fag, you know me so well.
mind-boggling gunner whorehouse
  10/19/04
Self-predicative moniker.
provocative disgusting cuck
  10/19/04
considering your usage, you should look up the word "pr...
mind-boggling gunner whorehouse
  10/19/04
Self-predicative: unbearablevanity IS unbearably vain.
provocative disgusting cuck
  10/19/04
"I love him. I simply choose to control him to the exte...
provocative disgusting cuck
  10/19/04
Not at all. You can love a cow you own and still use the pro...
Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy
  12/07/04
I admit, you probably know a lot about dating cows.
trip temple
  12/07/04
Excellent. In fact, most of your responses on this thread h...
White Halford Community Account
  12/07/04
haha...you got PWN3D by Skeletor. Good, you and your bf sou...
cyan hateful garrison
  10/19/04
He may be an ass, but you're more like the hybrid of a harde...
Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann
  10/19/04
Haha! Gross, though.
Cerebral light field coffee pot
  10/19/04
This is correct. And concise.
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  10/19/04
You are so totally right, dude! Preach on!
Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann
  10/19/04
If you insist... moron.
Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann
  10/19/04
Does no one else see the connection between this post and th...
Bearded dilemma
  10/19/04
Holy Christ.
Hyperactive macaca
  10/19/04
Slut patrol bump
spectacular rose business firm
  12/07/04
clutch as hell.
Hyperactive macaca
  12/07/04
...
glassy multi-billionaire piazza
  12/07/04
You shouldn't use words like that.
trip temple
  12/07/04
Why do people keep bumping this so childish
Fragrant scarlet library pisswyrm
  02/02/05
Haha, nice.
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  02/02/05
You are a winner for sure. Hilarious.
trip temple
  02/02/05
Ah, I remember this thread. And that meeting, for that matt...
electric olive hall patrolman
  02/02/05
You are another one of the losers who keep bumping my thread...
trip temple
  02/02/05
Because you made an ass of yourself and it was amusing.
electric olive hall patrolman
  02/02/05
Are you a woman? You side with all of these pigs? You disgus...
trip temple
  02/02/05
Pigs? You're the one bragging about fucking some guy not yo...
electric olive hall patrolman
  02/02/05
It was a one time thing. We were on a break. I told him, and...
trip temple
  02/02/05
That means he is cheating on you and planning to dump you at...
Sepia death wish
  02/02/05
Then at least accept that this type of thread is what regula...
electric olive hall patrolman
  02/02/05
Come on, we need an update on your pathetic relationship. I...
Sepia death wish
  02/02/05
Go away, loser. HTH
trip temple
  02/02/05
That is the worst use of HTH I have ever seen...
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  02/02/05
True dat.
Sepia death wish
  02/02/05
Let me get this straight, I come to this law board because I...
Sepia death wish
  02/02/05
Yeah bitch, make way for the serious guys like Fish.
Beady-eyed Flickering Psychic
  02/02/05
i'm still single!
Charcoal hominid
  02/02/05
bump in honor of the other bump
Geriatric deer antler
  05/01/05
one of the classics
magical wonderful abode electric furnace
  05/01/05
Excellent companion bump!
electric olive hall patrolman
  05/01/05
You are a dirty whore. Not to mention one of the losers he w...
trip temple
  05/01/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=185...
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  05/01/05
Right, I'm the whore, because of all of those threads that I...
electric olive hall patrolman
  05/01/05
A guy who's girlfriend randomly fucks other guys is not in a...
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  05/01/05
That's an awesome idea. If we ever have something like that...
slippery talented parlour
  05/01/05
...
erotic wagecucks
  05/01/05
The OP is a fat slut, hth.
Glittery house
  05/01/05
I wish I knew who the OP was or who the 2L she referred to w...
bossy pit
  05/01/05
Just in case she tries to erase the original post: Date: ...
Sepia death wish
  06/08/05
You did my job.
arousing fishy immigrant tanning salon
  06/08/05
I normally don't do that but this bitch deserves whatever co...
Sepia death wish
  07/02/05
Bumping because imightbegiant is on the board and when ever ...
Geriatric deer antler
  07/02/05
...
plum contagious double fault
  07/02/05
...
Tripping 180 son of senegal address
  07/02/05
Holy shit, I remember this thread from October. I've gotta ...
swashbuckling national
  07/02/05
Don't forget this one.
Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk
  07/07/05
Slut bump: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=21...
boyish haunted graveyard corn cake
  07/11/05
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=219...
Nudist Exciting New Version Home
  07/11/05
Thanks, just realized I was searching in "school mode&q...
boyish haunted graveyard corn cake
  07/11/05
le bump
cyan hateful garrison
  08/29/05
bumb for nasc
Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot
  08/30/05
Am I the only one who continues to enjoy this thread?
Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot
  05/30/06
What's weird to me is that I remember reading it the first t...
Stirring seedy pozpig
  05/30/06
This gem of a thread gets overshadowed by the slut thread, I...
Pea-brained university
  05/30/06
thanks, but may I ask why?
abnormal crawly giraffe
  05/30/06
...
razzle citrine state windowlicker
  06/30/07
Wow, holy shit. The OP sounds like a legendary bitch.
alcoholic sandwich
  06/30/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=495...
french gaped ticket booth becky
  06/30/07
Does she have a death wish or is she batshit crazy?
alcoholic sandwich
  06/30/07
i dunno if she's so bad. i mean, she cheated. big whoop.
motley red idea he suggested cumskin
  06/30/07
Please die.
alcoholic sandwich
  06/30/07
Companion bump
Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot
  01/20/08
you are teh grea
sick fuchsia pervert
  01/25/08
x2
galvanic liquid oxygen gas station
  04/13/08
a lot of classic posters on this thread rwa never partici...
passionate boiling water ceo
  04/13/08
...
Puce Keepsake Machete Legend
  04/15/08





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM
Author: trip temple

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.

His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."

What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509876)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:07 PM
Author: Saffron nursing home hissy fit

jerk indeed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509884)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: trip temple

He has these attacks of gross immaturity that baffle me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509894)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: Saffron nursing home hissy fit

he's male ... get used to it ;-)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509898)





Date: December 7th, 2004 2:49 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter

no, he's an ass.

(of course, they deserve one another since she is immature enough to stay with him.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753853)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

There are better things to do stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509895)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM
Author: trip temple

Oh, he's coming home afterwards. Though I suspect I will have a headache. ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509900)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: Bateful Bawdyhouse Athletic Conference

Haha yeah especially since you're semi-mad at him anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509933)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: Outnumbered public bath internal respiration

oh sure, because a stoned guy and a not stoned girl are totally compatible in bed. *as he falls asleep eating you out*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672218)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:41 PM
Author: Wine Exhilarant Private Investor Box Office

are you kidding? i give great head stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672366)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

Yet you will still give him oral after he spends some of his first BIGLAW check to buy you a new Prada purse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509904)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:11 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

Wow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509920)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:12 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

I am bitter tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509925)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

No shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509942)





Date: December 7th, 2004 2:51 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter

the truth is a bitter pill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753860)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: trip temple

Please. That thing doesn't go near my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509929)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

Does he go down on you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509931)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: trip temple

Of course. But there hasn't been reciprocity in more than a year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509944)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

That sucks (pardon the pun). Why not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509957)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle genital piercing

Because he gets it elsewhere now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510011)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: trip temple

I don't like to. He likes to go down on me, so I let him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510237)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:21 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

You sound like a real catch. No wonder your BF gets stoned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509974)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: Marvelous rigpig locale

Yeah, I'd be downing qualudes all day if thats the kind of girlfriend I had.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509995)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: trip temple

If the sex were better, I wouldn't need to ration it out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510010)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:28 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

So he sucks in bed? What problems does he have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510017)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:31 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

So he's an asshole who treats his classmates with contempt and is lousy in bed, and you're withholding sex?

Gee, this sounds like a great relationship.

Why the hell don't you two break up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510031)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:34 PM
Author: trip temple

Well, there are good points to our relationship. This thread isn't really designed to highlight them though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510049)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:16 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone comical mental disorder space
Subject: after reading this whole thread, i've concluded . . .

you're sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511290)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM
Author: Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge

God he must be desparate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509961)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:26 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

DESPERATE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510000)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:07 PM
Author: chartreuse bisexual set
Subject: it's ok, hottie, he's a republican.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510278)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:45 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

I don't believe an entire first biglaw check will cover a Prada purse. That said, I know nothing about prada or purses so I could be wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754075)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:10 PM
Author: Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge

Considering how lame an activity that is...

Maybe this says something about

a) your attractiveness

b) what your b/f thinks about sex with you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509911)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM
Author: trip temple

Unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509941)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:18 PM
Author: Floppy fiercely-loyal antidepressant drug range

180. That's pretty funny. He's a keeper.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509955)





Date: October 19th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: Cobalt soggy sex offender

Thanks for making me grateful to be gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511619)





Date: October 19th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Vigorous avocado chapel partner

Sounds like first class dick. Congratulations and good judgment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512112)





Date: August 30th, 2005 10:49 AM
Author: Startled sickened idiot nibblets
Subject: I know this is an old post

and this poster is probably no longer on the board, but you suck. You're the definition of a gunner. Tool-box. During our first year, we'd play gunner bingo in our section and I'd always pick you, and you'd always talk. You are a douche.

IMF = First class dork

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3704805)





Date: April 15th, 2008 1:52 PM
Author: Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot

lol wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9632070)





Date: December 7th, 2004 1:22 AM
Author: Silver Cuckoldry Station

You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings. You're petty, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753536)





Date: July 7th, 2005 11:26 PM
Author: gold diverse round eye lodge

"You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings."

It ruined the whole post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220304)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Dun Racy Plaza Codepig

Sounds like a prick. I'd probably kick the shit out of him if I knew him.

In all likelihood, he is trying to compensate for the mediocrity of his job...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052459)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:17 PM
Author: Self-centered bat shit crazy school

Maybe one of those losers will see this thread, recognize him, and out him. That would be sweet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509952)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:22 PM
Author: snowy violent orchestra pit legal warrant

punish him, withold sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509984)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:24 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

Sounds like she already does.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509988)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: Marvelous rigpig locale

on a regular basis no less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509999)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:30 PM
Author: trip temple

He gets some when he's good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510029)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

Dating this chick sounds like punishment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509998)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM
Author: stubborn big juggernaut

Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend.

Gotta love xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510014)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:29 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

True. This board is only interested in justice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510026)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:33 PM
Author: trip temple

I don't feel "ridiculed." You guys are hilarious. It's funny how threatened you get when a woman handles her body in such a way as to exert control over you. I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510042)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM
Author: Irradiated Church Building Kitty Cat

A lot of the posters on this board seem to be really conservative, close-minded, judgmental males and their first reaction seems to be to blame the woman in *every* situation. (For further evidence, see "Should I tell my BF about my one night stand".)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510088)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: trip temple

Insecurity does that to people. They need to grow up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510111)





Date: December 7th, 2004 3:17 AM
Author: vibrant buck-toothed mediation ape

Let's not forget that women are the masters of blaming the opposite sex. Accountability has never been something that women have had more than men.

Also, saying that both of you suck is hardly a male-biased opinion. After all, what is the sex of the other person they label as sucking? In fact, part of their very basis for saying that you suck is the fact that he sucks. Pointing out that two people are losers - and imightbegiant is undoubtedly one of them, and for reasons wholly apart from her loser boyfriend - is more balanced than simply ridiculing the man for being a loser and ignoring the fact that the woman pointing the finger is one as well.

But of course, you can twist it all around and interpret this, like everything else, as a case of victimization of women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753945)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:40 PM
Author: cracking masturbator water buffalo

you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510094)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: trip temple

That's like a 300lb midget claiming chastity as a life decision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510113)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Duck-like Dashing Indian Lodge

If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better.

Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510131)





Date: October 19th, 2004 11:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood Arrogant Office

He's probably acting out of extreme sexual frustration caused by his dominatrix "girlfriend".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512099)





Date: December 7th, 2004 2:53 AM
Author: Heady trump supporter

you and that guy were made for one another

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753867)





Date: July 7th, 2005 11:27 PM
Author: gold diverse round eye lodge

"I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body."

More like you're breaking bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220308)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: Indecent Foreskin

indeed. hee hee!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510134)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:47 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

They both sound pretty bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754079)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:32 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

Kind of sounds like they deserve each other. At least it takes them off the dating market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510036)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:36 PM
Author: trip temple

Way to make sweeping judgments about people you know next to nothing about. You're right, I am sure neither of us have any redeeming qualities. I always thought you were nice on here, but you just seem like a bitch now. You and your online Monopoly playing - get a life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510062)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:38 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

haha, you're pissed because you and your boyfriend suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510076)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle genital piercing

You're the one blowing off steam on this board, and listing the details of your pathetic relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510085)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:42 PM
Author: trip temple

Assuming your statement is accurate, it is irrelevant to what I said. How does my posting on here one night have an impact on Rowan's ubiquitous online presence and general bitchiness towards me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510105)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I haven't exactly targeted you. You posted about your situation on a thread, I responded. I'm not exactly going to track you down elsewhere.

I don't particularly see what your other point has to do with this discussion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510118)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM
Author: trip temple

You don't see how my pointing out how irrelevant his comment was is relevant? Um, ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510142)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:51 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I was referring to the comment about my (admittedly) ubiquitous online presence. It doesn't really have much to do with anything else that's been discussed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510161)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:52 PM
Author: trip temple

I felt it warranted to lash out at you personally, much as you did me. It was simply a personal attack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510170)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:11 PM
Author: internet-worthy prole

I *hate* law school

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510312)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle genital piercing

because you don't have much of a life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510137)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:49 PM
Author: trip temple

Did your LSAT score reflect your piercing powers of reason?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510149)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:41 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I'm sure you both have redeeming qualities. That isn't what you've presented us, though.

If you make a series of negative statements about yourself, your boyfriend, and your relationship, people are going to form negative impressions of your subject matter. Much like the people who go on talk shows, you can't expect to air your dirty laundry to people and then claim that people can't judge you because they don't know you. If you're very concerned about how people perceive you, share things that will lead them to form a positive impression of you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510100)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM
Author: trip temple

I see. So if I make a couple negative statements about my boyfriend when I am upset with him, that makes it ok for you to turn around and be nasty towards me?

Apply that test to a casual conversation, and see if you come up with the same answer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510128)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:50 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I don't think I've been especially unkind, particularly compared to the others on this thread. I'm one of the few people here who's not blaming all of this on you.

Laughing at unemployed classmates is a dickish thing to do. Withholding sex in hopes of controlling someone is childish and meanspirited. If you'd said that to me in person, I would have to give the same response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510155)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:54 PM
Author: trip temple

Blaming what on me?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510177)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:57 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

The general state of your relationship, which from what you've said here, doesn't sound all that good. You don't seem to like or respect this guy very much, and he doesn't seem to respect others.

"you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague"

"Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend."

"Dating this chick sounds like punishment"

"If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better. Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510193)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:59 PM
Author: trip temple

I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510216)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I....I...I just don't see how you can say that and expect that people aren't going to draw negative conclusions about you from it. It's really a terribly unflattering thing to say aobut yourself. But peace, if this makes the two of you happy, go for it I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510233)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

I hope you have a miserable life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510269)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

Ever the gentleman ;-P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510321)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:14 PM
Author: slimy corner dog poop

Do you realize how fucked up that is? No offense, but you need to see a therapist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510334)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:50 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

Does anybody else get the feeling that one day the OP will discover she can control her boyfriend even better if she chains him to the bed and denies him food when he misbehaves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754081)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 1:32 PM
Author: vermilion shitlib principal's office

No, you love controlling him.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3170235)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM
Author: snowy violent orchestra pit legal warrant

wow, Rowan, you think like a man. Sex is just physical sex with no emotion attached.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510273)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

Actually, I don't. Or at least I don't think I do. Sex is an enotional thing as well. That doesn't mean it's a chip in a power struggle, though. It's one thing if you don't feel like having sex with someone, another if you give someone a reward only when they do what you want.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510299)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

The thing that I don't understand is that when someone does that they lose out in that equation too. Why not just angry sex? :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510319)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:17 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I can't say I find angry sex to be at all enjoyable. I don't think I've ever had a good time when I've tried it. I can honestly understand not wanting to have sex with someone because you're so mad you don't want to be near them for a little while.

I do have trouble understanding how you can go so long without it that the other person gives in and does whatever you tell them to. That could be a really long wait ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510366)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:22 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

Well, the thought of withholding sex for any reason is beyond me. I think angry sex can be very hot. Even so, I don't stay mad for very long. I don't see the point.

Can you check your mail in a sec. I have some info for you about a book and a website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510401)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

I guess I differentiate between withholding to get something and not being in the mood for it that night. That being said, I'm rarely mad for more than a night. Being mad for weeks seems so terribly difficult and pointless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510414)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:32 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

I agree. Even those who I tell myself I'll never speak to again get a reprieve. We (and they) are only human, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510471)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:37 PM
Author: pearly up-to-no-good old irish cottage

Yes, we all are. I can think of people I've decided I won't date anymore or won't do certain things with (like lend them money) but I have a hard time refusing to speak to anyone ever again. And I certainly try to stop being angry as quickly as possible - being mad makes me unhappy and doesn't do much to anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510496)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

Yeah, bury the bone, i mean hatchet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510548)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:51 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

Well, we hve to keep in mind that her boyfirned is bad in bed. If that's the case, not having sex with him doesn't hurt her all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754083)





Date: October 18th, 2004 9:55 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

I don't see what you're looking for here. You did call your bf a TOTAL ass which is pretty harsh. I don't think people were being nasty as much as trying to empathize and then they weren't able to since you don't seem to have much respect for this guy, and therefore little for yourself.

You haven't painted a very sympathetic portrait. It doesn't sound like you have a very good relationship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510183)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM
Author: trip temple

Thanks Dr. Phil!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510225)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

this is kinda funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510232)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

You're welcome. I have to go do Oprah. Good luck witholding sex. I hope you're getting it elsewhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510242)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy prole

This is probably a flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510220)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:03 PM
Author: trip temple

Yes, clearly this is what I intended. What gave it away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510243)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM
Author: internet-worthy prole

I hate law school :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510295)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:15 PM
Author: brilliant bespoke stead

why do you keep saying this when it doesnt make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510346)





Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Greedy School Cafeteria

He sounds really unhappy. People who are mean like that tend to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510412)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:53 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

I think he might be unhappy with the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754086)





Date: October 18th, 2004 11:25 PM
Author: Soul-stirring low-t filthpig theater stage

Wow, what a winner. Glad I don't know him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510747)





Date: October 19th, 2004 12:23 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner whorehouse

i'm sorry, but did we used to date?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511076)





Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

The thought did cross my mind! ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511152)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner whorehouse

seeing as we have hung out, i am *hurt* you think i am that much of an ass. besides, i am hardly in a position to mock the job searches of others, considering the futility of my own.

besides, the idea that some chick could "control" me with her twat is laughable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511240)





Date: October 19th, 2004 2:23 AM
Author: Laughsome Hospital Background Story

Well, of the Michigan 2Ls I've met--you, deeloo and Cicero you were the most likely suspect. But I know you're really a pussycat.

Also, the withholding sex part would never work on you. You're more likely to have a chick's twat wrapped around your little finger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511592)





Date: December 7th, 2004 2:03 AM
Author: bossy pit
Subject: Do you go to UMIch?

Seems like everyday I'm meeting 1L's on this board. Well, it's better than studying. I sat next to vanity in Property 1L year. I hardly saw him though, my classroom attendance was BAD.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753728)





Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM
Author: Onyx supple heaven depressive

this does sound like something you would do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511161)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:05 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner whorehouse

yes fag, you know me so well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511238)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:08 AM
Author: provocative disgusting cuck

Self-predicative moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511245)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:10 AM
Author: mind-boggling gunner whorehouse

considering your usage, you should look up the word "predicative."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511256)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:12 AM
Author: provocative disgusting cuck

Self-predicative: unbearablevanity IS unbearably vain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511271)





Date: October 19th, 2004 12:39 AM
Author: provocative disgusting cuck

"I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex."

These 2 statements are mutually exclusive.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511121)





Date: December 7th, 2004 5:54 AM
Author: Excitant flesh coldplay fan therapy

Not at all. You can love a cow you own and still use the prod to get it to go where you want it to. You just can't respect that cow at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754087)





Date: December 7th, 2004 8:24 AM
Author: trip temple

I admit, you probably know a lot about dating cows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754169)





Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 PM
Author: White Halford Community Account

Excellent. In fact, most of your responses on this thread have been pretty funny. And although on an intellectual level I agree with the criticisms leveled at you by a few of the people on this thread, I have to admit that you sound like a lot of my friends. And so does your boyfriend, for that matter. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't the only one who laughed out loud at your initial post.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1756917)





Date: October 19th, 2004 11:03 AM
Author: cyan hateful garrison

haha...you got PWN3D by Skeletor. Good, you and your bf sound like fucking tools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512086)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann

He may be an ass, but you're more like the hybrid of a hardened dingleberry infested duodenum crossed with a fetid corpuscule of rotten cheesey vagina.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512652)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: Cerebral light field coffee pot

Haha! Gross, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512657)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

This is correct. And concise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512659)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:22 PM
Author: Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann

You are so totally right, dude! Preach on!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512716)





Date: October 19th, 2004 2:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Orange Cruise Ship Boltzmann

If you insist... moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513180)





Date: October 19th, 2004 1:17 PM
Author: Bearded dilemma

Does no one else see the connection between this post and the guy that posted about being a mich 2L...going to OCI...then banging some 1L chick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512673)





Date: October 19th, 2004 2:40 PM
Author: Hyperactive macaca

Holy Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513176)





Date: December 7th, 2004 1:06 AM
Author: spectacular rose business firm

Slut patrol bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753468)





Date: December 7th, 2004 1:07 AM
Author: Hyperactive macaca

clutch as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753471)





Date: December 7th, 2004 1:09 AM
Author: glassy multi-billionaire piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753485)





Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 AM
Author: trip temple

You shouldn't use words like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754170)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: Fragrant scarlet library pisswyrm

Why do people keep bumping this

so childish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052417)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

Haha, nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052421)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM
Author: trip temple

You are a winner for sure. Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052423)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:02 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Ah, I remember this thread. And that meeting, for that matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052519)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:04 PM
Author: trip temple

You are another one of the losers who keep bumping my threads. Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052545)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:09 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Because you made an ass of yourself and it was amusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052610)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: trip temple

Are you a woman? You side with all of these pigs? You disgust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052627)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:12 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Pigs? You're the one bragging about fucking some guy not your boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052638)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: trip temple

It was a one time thing. We were on a break. I told him, and our relationship is stronger than ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052672)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

That means he is cheating on you and planning to dump you at the most devestating time possible.

And that's exactly what you deserve.

Either that, or he needs to be eliminated from the gene pool.

Now where are my damn lamas?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052685)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Then at least accept that this type of thread is what regulars associate with your moniker. If that bothers you, consider changing it and avoid the problem in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052728)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

Come on, we need an update on your pathetic relationship. Is the loser still pathetic enough to keep dating you? I want more good, quality flaimbait. Oh, and please include lamas in the FB.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052676)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: trip temple

Go away, loser. HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052698)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

That is the worst use of HTH I have ever seen...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052705)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052731)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

Let me get this straight, I come to this law board because I'm a student at a T14 law school. You come here because you want to post about your pathetic relationship with a pathetic UMich law student? And you think I should leave?

Now I want something with lamas in it, bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052727)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:21 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Flickering Psychic

Yeah bitch, make way for the serious guys like Fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052742)





Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: Charcoal hominid

i'm still single!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052755)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:06 PM
Author: Geriatric deer antler

bump in honor of the other bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672181)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: magical wonderful abode electric furnace

one of the classics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672223)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Excellent companion bump!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672225)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:39 PM
Author: trip temple

You are a dirty whore. Not to mention one of the losers he was referring to. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672348)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:40 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=185&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672359)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:47 PM
Author: electric olive hall patrolman

Right, I'm the whore, because of all of those threads that I posted about cheating on my boyfriend... Oh, wait...

If you don't like having your threads bumped, don't post them in the first place. Your continuing reactions just make the threads better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672402)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:48 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

A guy who's girlfriend randomly fucks other guys is not in a position to call other people "losers."

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672409)





Date: May 1st, 2005 3:52 PM
Author: slippery talented parlour

That's an awesome idea. If we ever have something like that here, I'm going to attend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672428)





Date: May 1st, 2005 5:26 PM
Author: erotic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672971)





Date: May 1st, 2005 5:32 PM
Author: Glittery house

The OP is a fat slut, hth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2673000)





Date: May 1st, 2005 8:54 PM
Author: bossy pit

I wish I knew who the OP was or who the 2L she referred to was. I've probably gotten high with that guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2674516)





Date: June 8th, 2005 6:24 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

Just in case she tries to erase the original post:

Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM

Author: imightbegiant

He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.

His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."

What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2962228)





Date: June 8th, 2005 6:48 PM
Author: arousing fishy immigrant tanning salon

You did my job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2962431)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Sepia death wish

I normally don't do that but this bitch deserves whatever comes her way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172075)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 12:57 PM
Author: Geriatric deer antler

Bumping because imightbegiant is on the board and when ever she sees these threads so goes on a rant that is so fun to watch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3169976)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:40 PM
Author: plum contagious double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3171992)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Tripping 180 son of senegal address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172160)





Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: swashbuckling national

Holy shit, I remember this thread from October. I've gotta get off xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172166)





Date: July 7th, 2005 11:24 PM
Author: Orchid Bull Headed Location Milk

Don't forget this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220284)





Date: July 11th, 2005 2:37 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard corn cake

Slut bump:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=216185&mc=72&forum_id=2

HTH

EDIT- Where the fuck did her other thread go, "slept with some guy, not my boyfriend?" Don't tell me it was fucking deleted!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254489)





Date: July 11th, 2005 2:39 PM
Author: Nudist Exciting New Version Home

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=219&forum_id=2

you're welcome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254507)





Date: July 11th, 2005 2:43 PM
Author: boyish haunted graveyard corn cake

Thanks, just realized I was searching in "school mode". I know there was a thread deleted not too long ago at the OP's request, just wanted to make sure that didn't happen again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254548)





Date: August 29th, 2005 11:54 AM
Author: cyan hateful garrison

le bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3699883)





Date: August 30th, 2005 10:40 AM
Author: Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot

bumb for nasc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3704778)





Date: May 30th, 2006 11:32 AM
Author: Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot

Am I the only one who continues to enjoy this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878877)





Date: May 30th, 2006 11:45 AM
Author: Stirring seedy pozpig

What's weird to me is that I remember reading it the first time around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878908)





Date: May 30th, 2006 11:46 AM
Author: Pea-brained university

This gem of a thread gets overshadowed by the slut thread, I think, which is a shame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878913)





Date: May 30th, 2006 11:50 AM
Author: abnormal crawly giraffe

thanks, but may I ask why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878925)





Date: June 30th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: razzle citrine state windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320666)





Date: June 30th, 2007 7:07 PM
Author: alcoholic sandwich

Wow, holy shit. The OP sounds like a legendary bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320729)





Date: June 30th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: french gaped ticket booth becky

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=495&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320844)





Date: June 30th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: alcoholic sandwich

Does she have a death wish or is she batshit crazy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320897)





Date: June 30th, 2007 8:00 PM
Author: motley red idea he suggested cumskin

i dunno if she's so bad. i mean, she cheated. big whoop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320948)





Date: June 30th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: alcoholic sandwich

Please die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8321006)





Date: January 20th, 2008 1:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible jet-lagged pistol spot

Companion bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9191063)





Date: January 25th, 2008 1:06 PM
Author: sick fuchsia pervert

you are teh grea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9220245)





Date: April 13th, 2008 8:56 PM
Author: galvanic liquid oxygen gas station

x2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9623377)





Date: April 13th, 2008 9:37 PM
Author: passionate boiling water ceo

a lot of classic posters on this thread

rwa never participated in ones like this though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9623622)





Date: April 15th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: Puce Keepsake Machete Legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9631916)