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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.
His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."
What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100.
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:07 PM Author: rose athletic conference psychic jerk indeed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509884) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur He has these attacks of gross immaturity that baffle me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509894) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM Author: rose athletic conference psychic he's male ... get used to it ;-)
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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:49 AM Author: Crimson indian lodge no, he's an ass.
(of course, they deserve one another since she is immature enough to stay with him.) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:08 PM Author: Dashing tanning salon cuck There are better things to do stoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509895) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Oh, he's coming home afterwards. Though I suspect I will have a headache. ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509900) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM Author: Dashing tanning salon cuck Haha yeah especially since you're semi-mad at him anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509933) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM Author: sooty plaza oh sure, because a stoned guy and a not stoned girl are totally compatible in bed. *as he falls asleep eating you out* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672218) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:41 PM Author: Stirring chestnut range are you kidding? i give great head stoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672366) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:09 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce Yet you will still give him oral after he spends some of his first BIGLAW check to buy you a new Prada purse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509904) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:11 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza Wow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509920) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:12 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce I am bitter tonight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509925) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza No shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509942) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:51 AM Author: Crimson indian lodge the truth is a bitter pill. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753860) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Please. That thing doesn't go near my mouth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509929) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:13 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce Does he go down on you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509931) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Of course. But there hasn't been reciprocity in more than a year. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509944) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce That sucks (pardon the pun). Why not? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509957) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM Author: Clear cerebral ticket booth blood rage Because he gets it elsewhere now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510011) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I don't like to. He likes to go down on me, so I let him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510237) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:21 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford You sound like a real catch. No wonder your BF gets stoned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509974) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM Author: blathering cowardly new version Yeah, I'd be downing qualudes all day if thats the kind of girlfriend I had. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509995) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur If the sex were better, I wouldn't need to ration it out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510010) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:28 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce So he sucks in bed? What problems does he have? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510017) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:31 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza So he's an asshole who treats his classmates with contempt and is lousy in bed, and you're withholding sex?
Gee, this sounds like a great relationship.
Why the hell don't you two break up? |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:34 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Well, there are good points to our relationship. This thread isn't really designed to highlight them though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510049) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:16 AM Author: Comical azn bawdyhouse Subject: after reading this whole thread, i've concluded . . . you're sad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511290) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:19 PM Author: Rebellious Dopamine Senate God he must be desparate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509961) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:26 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce DESPERATE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510000) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:07 PM Author: Exciting transparent theater stage Subject: it's ok, hottie, he's a republican. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510278) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:45 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim I don't believe an entire first biglaw check will cover a Prada purse. That said, I know nothing about prada or purses so I could be wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754075) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:10 PM Author: Rebellious Dopamine Senate Considering how lame an activity that is...
Maybe this says something about
a) your attractiveness
b) what your b/f thinks about sex with you |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:15 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Unlikely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509941) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:18 PM Author: Geriatric Private Investor 180. That's pretty funny. He's a keeper. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509955) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:30 AM Author: multi-colored amber coffee pot antidepressant drug Thanks for making me grateful to be gay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511619) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:16 AM Author: bright mad cow disease orchestra pit Sounds like first class dick. Congratulations and good judgment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512112) |
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Date: August 30th, 2005 10:49 AM Author: magenta corn cake casino Subject: I know this is an old post and this poster is probably no longer on the board, but you suck. You're the definition of a gunner. Tool-box. During our first year, we'd play gunner bingo in our section and I'd always pick you, and you'd always talk. You are a douche.
IMF = First class dork |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 1:52 PM Author: Trip Olive Crackhouse lol wtf? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9632070) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:22 AM Author: wild menage really tough guy You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings. You're petty, too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753536) |
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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:26 PM Author: Spruce Shitlib "You had me until you mentioned the Vault rankings."
It ruined the whole post. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:57 PM Author: chartreuse hairraiser lodge Sounds like a prick. I'd probably kick the shit out of him if I knew him.
In all likelihood, he is trying to compensate for the mediocrity of his job... |
Date: October 18th, 2004 9:17 PM Author: Electric Dilemma Maybe one of those losers will see this thread, recognize him, and out him. That would be sweet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509952) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:22 PM Author: motley round eye punish him, withold sex (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509984) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:24 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce Sounds like she already does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509988) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM Author: blathering cowardly new version on a regular basis no less (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509999) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:30 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur He gets some when he's good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510029) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:25 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford Dating this chick sounds like punishment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1509998) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:27 PM Author: flatulent contagious tank lettuce Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend.
Gotta love xoxohth |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:29 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford True. This board is only interested in justice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510026) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:33 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I don't feel "ridiculed." You guys are hilarious. It's funny how threatened you get when a woman handles her body in such a way as to exert control over you. I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510042) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM Author: Gold corner juggernaut A lot of the posters on this board seem to be really conservative, close-minded, judgmental males and their first reaction seems to be to blame the woman in *every* situation. (For further evidence, see "Should I tell my BF about my one night stand".) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510088) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Insecurity does that to people. They need to grow up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510111) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 3:17 AM Author: Talented Ivory Liquid Oxygen University Let's not forget that women are the masters of blaming the opposite sex. Accountability has never been something that women have had more than men.
Also, saying that both of you suck is hardly a male-biased opinion. After all, what is the sex of the other person they label as sucking? In fact, part of their very basis for saying that you suck is the fact that he sucks. Pointing out that two people are losers - and imightbegiant is undoubtedly one of them, and for reasons wholly apart from her loser boyfriend - is more balanced than simply ridiculing the man for being a loser and ignoring the fact that the woman pointing the finger is one as well.
But of course, you can twist it all around and interpret this, like everything else, as a case of victimization of women. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:40 PM Author: aggressive brass heaven you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510094) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur That's like a 300lb midget claiming chastity as a life decision. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510113) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM Author: Rebellious Dopamine Senate If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better.
Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE. |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:10 AM Author: bateful ratface regret He's probably acting out of extreme sexual frustration caused by his dominatrix "girlfriend". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512099) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:53 AM Author: Crimson indian lodge you and that guy were made for one another (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753867) |
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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:27 PM Author: Spruce Shitlib "I am proud of my ability to break a man's will with my body."
More like you're breaking bones. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM Author: Cerise Irradiated Jew indeed. hee hee! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510134) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:47 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim They both sound pretty bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754079) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:32 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza Kind of sounds like they deserve each other. At least it takes them off the dating market. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510036) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:36 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Way to make sweeping judgments about people you know next to nothing about. You're right, I am sure neither of us have any redeeming qualities. I always thought you were nice on here, but you just seem like a bitch now. You and your online Monopoly playing - get a life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510062) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:38 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford haha, you're pissed because you and your boyfriend suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510076) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:39 PM Author: Clear cerebral ticket booth blood rage You're the one blowing off steam on this board, and listing the details of your pathetic relationship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510085) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:42 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Assuming your statement is accurate, it is irrelevant to what I said. How does my posting on here one night have an impact on Rowan's ubiquitous online presence and general bitchiness towards me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510105) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:43 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I haven't exactly targeted you. You posted about your situation on a thread, I responded. I'm not exactly going to track you down elsewhere.
I don't particularly see what your other point has to do with this discussion. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur You don't see how my pointing out how irrelevant his comment was is relevant? Um, ok. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510142) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:51 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I was referring to the comment about my (admittedly) ubiquitous online presence. It doesn't really have much to do with anything else that's been discussed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510161) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:52 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I felt it warranted to lash out at you personally, much as you did me. It was simply a personal attack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510170) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:11 PM Author: peach parlour I *hate* law school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510312) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:47 PM Author: Clear cerebral ticket booth blood rage because you don't have much of a life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510137) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:49 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Did your LSAT score reflect your piercing powers of reason? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510149) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:41 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I'm sure you both have redeeming qualities. That isn't what you've presented us, though.
If you make a series of negative statements about yourself, your boyfriend, and your relationship, people are going to form negative impressions of your subject matter. Much like the people who go on talk shows, you can't expect to air your dirty laundry to people and then claim that people can't judge you because they don't know you. If you're very concerned about how people perceive you, share things that will lead them to form a positive impression of you. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:46 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I see. So if I make a couple negative statements about my boyfriend when I am upset with him, that makes it ok for you to turn around and be nasty towards me?
Apply that test to a casual conversation, and see if you come up with the same answer. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:50 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I don't think I've been especially unkind, particularly compared to the others on this thread. I'm one of the few people here who's not blaming all of this on you.
Laughing at unemployed classmates is a dickish thing to do. Withholding sex in hopes of controlling someone is childish and meanspirited. If you'd said that to me in person, I would have to give the same response. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:54 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Blaming what on me?
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:57 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza The general state of your relationship, which from what you've said here, doesn't sound all that good. You don't seem to like or respect this guy very much, and he doesn't seem to respect others.
"you are the reson i avoid relationships like the plague"
"Ha, I bet when she started this thread she had no idea that it would turn out to be a forum to ridicule *her*, and not her boyfriend."
"Dating this chick sounds like punishment"
"If he lets you do that, he must be pathetic, or ugly, or unable to do better. Any decent guy who could get another girl would throw your ass to the curb. He must be DESPERATE." |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:59 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510216) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I....I...I just don't see how you can say that and expect that people aren't going to draw negative conclusions about you from it. It's really a terribly unflattering thing to say aobut yourself. But peace, if this makes the two of you happy, go for it I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510233) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford I hope you have a miserable life. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510269) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire Ever the gentleman ;-P (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510321) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:14 PM Author: Razzle sanctuary idea he suggested Do you realize how fucked up that is? No offense, but you need to see a therapist. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510334) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:50 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim Does anybody else get the feeling that one day the OP will discover she can control her boyfriend even better if she chains him to the bed and denies him food when he misbehaves? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754081) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 1:32 PM Author: Nighttime home clown No, you love controlling him.
HTH |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:06 PM Author: motley round eye wow, Rowan, you think like a man. Sex is just physical sex with no emotion attached. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510273) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza Actually, I don't. Or at least I don't think I do. Sex is an enotional thing as well. That doesn't mean it's a chip in a power struggle, though. It's one thing if you don't feel like having sex with someone, another if you give someone a reward only when they do what you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510299) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:12 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire The thing that I don't understand is that when someone does that they lose out in that equation too. Why not just angry sex? :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510319) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:17 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I can't say I find angry sex to be at all enjoyable. I don't think I've ever had a good time when I've tried it. I can honestly understand not wanting to have sex with someone because you're so mad you don't want to be near them for a little while.
I do have trouble understanding how you can go so long without it that the other person gives in and does whatever you tell them to. That could be a really long wait ;) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:22 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire Well, the thought of withholding sex for any reason is beyond me. I think angry sex can be very hot. Even so, I don't stay mad for very long. I don't see the point.
Can you check your mail in a sec. I have some info for you about a book and a website. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza I guess I differentiate between withholding to get something and not being in the mood for it that night. That being said, I'm rarely mad for more than a night. Being mad for weeks seems so terribly difficult and pointless. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510414) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:32 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire I agree. Even those who I tell myself I'll never speak to again get a reprieve. We (and they) are only human, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510471) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:37 PM Author: Scarlet marvelous piazza Yes, we all are. I can think of people I've decided I won't date anymore or won't do certain things with (like lend them money) but I have a hard time refusing to speak to anyone ever again. And I certainly try to stop being angry as quickly as possible - being mad makes me unhappy and doesn't do much to anyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510496) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:44 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire Yeah, bury the bone, i mean hatchet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510548) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:51 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim Well, we hve to keep in mind that her boyfirned is bad in bed. If that's the case, not having sex with him doesn't hurt her all that much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754083) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 9:55 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire I don't see what you're looking for here. You did call your bf a TOTAL ass which is pretty harsh. I don't think people were being nasty as much as trying to empathize and then they weren't able to since you don't seem to have much respect for this guy, and therefore little for yourself.
You haven't painted a very sympathetic portrait. It doesn't sound like you have a very good relationship. |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Thanks Dr. Phil!
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:01 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford this is kinda funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510232) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:02 PM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire You're welcome. I have to go do Oprah. Good luck witholding sex. I hope you're getting it elsewhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510242) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:00 PM Author: peach parlour This is probably a flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510220) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:03 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Yes, clearly this is what I intended. What gave it away? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510243) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:09 PM Author: peach parlour I hate law school :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510295) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:15 PM Author: Well-lubricated Deranged Halford why do you keep saying this when it doesnt make sense? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510346) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 10:24 PM Author: Poppy Internet-worthy Stead He sounds really unhappy. People who are mean like that tend to be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510412) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:53 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim I think he might be unhappy with the OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754086) |
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Date: October 18th, 2004 11:25 PM Author: Misanthropic ultramarine state haunted graveyard Wow, what a winner. Glad I don't know him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1510747) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:23 AM Author: Amethyst Big Market Faggot Firefighter i'm sorry, but did we used to date? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511076) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire The thought did cross my mind! ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511152) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:07 AM Author: Amethyst Big Market Faggot Firefighter seeing as we have hung out, i am *hurt* you think i am that much of an ass. besides, i am hardly in a position to mock the job searches of others, considering the futility of my own.
besides, the idea that some chick could "control" me with her twat is laughable. |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:23 AM Author: Rusted multi-billionaire Well, of the Michigan 2Ls I've met--you, deeloo and Cicero you were the most likely suspect. But I know you're really a pussycat.
Also, the withholding sex part would never work on you. You're more likely to have a chick's twat wrapped around your little finger. |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 2:03 AM Author: provocative shrine Subject: Do you go to UMIch? Seems like everyday I'm meeting 1L's on this board. Well, it's better than studying. I sat next to vanity in Property 1L year. I hardly saw him though, my classroom attendance was BAD.
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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:46 AM Author: Brindle point gunner this does sound like something you would do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511161) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:05 AM Author: Amethyst Big Market Faggot Firefighter yes fag, you know me so well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511238) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:08 AM Author: razzle-dazzle orange brunch Self-predicative moniker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511245) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:10 AM Author: Amethyst Big Market Faggot Firefighter considering your usage, you should look up the word "predicative."
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:12 AM Author: razzle-dazzle orange brunch Self-predicative: unbearablevanity IS unbearably vain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1511271) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 12:39 AM Author: razzle-dazzle orange brunch "I love him. I simply choose to control him to the extent I can through sex."
These 2 statements are mutually exclusive.
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Date: December 7th, 2004 5:54 AM Author: obsidian nibblets goyim Not at all. You can love a cow you own and still use the prod to get it to go where you want it to. You just can't respect that cow at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754087) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:24 AM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur I admit, you probably know a lot about dating cows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754169) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 PM Author: Stimulating electric furnace Excellent. In fact, most of your responses on this thread have been pretty funny. And although on an intellectual level I agree with the criticisms leveled at you by a few of the people on this thread, I have to admit that you sound like a lot of my friends. And so does your boyfriend, for that matter. I mean, I'm sure I wasn't the only one who laughed out loud at your initial post.
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Date: October 19th, 2004 11:03 AM Author: orchid boyish site windowlicker haha...you got PWN3D by Skeletor. Good, you and your bf sound like fucking tools. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512086) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Big-titted Grizzly Pit He may be an ass, but you're more like the hybrid of a hardened dingleberry infested duodenum crossed with a fetid corpuscule of rotten cheesey vagina. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512652) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Up-to-no-good Bbw Mother Haha! Gross, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512657) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:15 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action This is correct. And concise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512659) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:22 PM Author: Big-titted Grizzly Pit You are so totally right, dude! Preach on! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512716) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:41 PM Author: Big-titted Grizzly Pit If you insist... moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513180) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 1:17 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy insane trailer park filthpig Does no one else see the connection between this post and the guy that posted about being a mich 2L...going to OCI...then banging some 1L chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1512673) |
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Date: October 19th, 2004 2:40 PM Author: Histrionic know-it-all prole Holy Christ. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1513176) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:06 AM Author: Aromatic theater Slut patrol bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753468) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:07 AM Author: Histrionic know-it-all prole clutch as hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753471) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 1:09 AM Author: Useless milky nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1753485) |
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Date: December 7th, 2004 8:25 AM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur You shouldn't use words like that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#1754170) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM Author: red background story Why do people keep bumping this so childish |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action Haha, nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052421) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 10:54 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur You are a winner for sure. Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052423) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:02 PM Author: Silver milk Ah, I remember this thread. And that meeting, for that matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052519) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:04 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur You are another one of the losers who keep bumping my threads. Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052545) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:09 PM Author: Silver milk Because you made an ass of yourself and it was amusing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052610) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:11 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Are you a woman? You side with all of these pigs? You disgust me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052627) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:12 PM Author: Silver milk Pigs? You're the one bragging about fucking some guy not your boyfriend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052638) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:15 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur It was a one time thing. We were on a break. I told him, and our relationship is stronger than ever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052672) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan That means he is cheating on you and planning to dump you at the most devestating time possible.
And that's exactly what you deserve.
Either that, or he needs to be eliminated from the gene pool.
Now where are my damn lamas?! |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM Author: Silver milk Then at least accept that this type of thread is what regulars associate with your moniker. If that bothers you, consider changing it and avoid the problem in the future. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052728) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:16 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan Come on, we need an update on your pathetic relationship. Is the loser still pathetic enough to keep dating you? I want more good, quality flaimbait. Oh, and please include lamas in the FB. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052676) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur Go away, loser. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052698) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:18 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action That is the worst use of HTH I have ever seen... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052705) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan True dat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052731) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:20 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan Let me get this straight, I come to this law board because I'm a student at a T14 law school. You come here because you want to post about your pathetic relationship with a pathetic UMich law student? And you think I should leave?
Now I want something with lamas in it, bitch. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:21 PM Author: Fragrant temple deer antler Yeah bitch, make way for the serious guys like Fish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052742) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2005 11:24 PM Author: Arrogant demanding dragon i'm still single! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2052755) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:06 PM Author: Emerald address immigrant bump in honor of the other bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672181) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM Author: bronze jap one of the classics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672223) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:15 PM Author: Silver milk Excellent companion bump! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672225) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:39 PM Author: Opaque titillating voyeur You are a dirty whore. Not to mention one of the losers he was referring to. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672348) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:40 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=185&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672359) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:47 PM Author: Silver milk Right, I'm the whore, because of all of those threads that I posted about cheating on my boyfriend... Oh, wait...
If you don't like having your threads bumped, don't post them in the first place. Your continuing reactions just make the threads better. |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:48 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action A guy who's girlfriend randomly fucks other guys is not in a position to call other people "losers."
HTH |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 3:52 PM Author: Dull Buck-toothed Forum Black Woman That's an awesome idea. If we ever have something like that here, I'm going to attend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672428) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 5:26 PM Author: pontificating vibrant cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2672971) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 5:32 PM Author: Coral thriller church newt The OP is a fat slut, hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2673000) |
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Date: May 1st, 2005 8:54 PM Author: provocative shrine I wish I knew who the OP was or who the 2L she referred to was. I've probably gotten high with that guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2674516) |
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Date: June 8th, 2005 6:24 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan Just in case she tries to erase the original post:
Date: October 18th, 2004 9:05 PM Author: imightbegiant
He is a 2L at Michigan. The career center just mailed out an invite for a meeting on finding a job for students who didn't have any success with OCI here. He and his two friends are going to get stoned and attend, even though they all have jobs, just so they can watch everyone scribbling down whatever pearls of wisdom the career services people have to offer and laugh.
His exact words were, "I want to know who all the losers in my class are."
What is funny is that he accepted a job from a mediocre firm himself. It pays market, but isn't even Vault 100. |
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Date: June 8th, 2005 6:48 PM Author: supple mad-dog skullcap stage You did my job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#2962431) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Sepia Godawful Codepig Coldplay Fan I normally don't do that but this bitch deserves whatever comes her way. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172075) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 12:57 PM Author: Emerald address immigrant Bumping because imightbegiant is on the board and when ever she sees these threads so goes on a rant that is so fun to watch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3169976) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 4:40 PM Author: Hyperactive Therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3171992) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM Author: shaky embarrassed to the bone office wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172160) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2005 5:03 PM Author: Lime lascivious lay partner Holy shit, I remember this thread from October. I've gotta get off xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3172166) |
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Date: July 7th, 2005 11:24 PM Author: Racy Giraffe Affirmative Action Don't forget this one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3220284) |
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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:37 PM Author: Sapphire Spot Slut bump:
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=216185&mc=72&forum_id=2
HTH
EDIT- Where the fuck did her other thread go, "slept with some guy, not my boyfriend?" Don't tell me it was fucking deleted!!! |
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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:39 PM Author: Bipolar location degenerate http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=219&forum_id=2
you're welcome |
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Date: July 11th, 2005 2:43 PM Author: Sapphire Spot Thanks, just realized I was searching in "school mode". I know there was a thread deleted not too long ago at the OP's request, just wanted to make sure that didn't happen again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3254548) |
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Date: August 29th, 2005 11:54 AM Author: orchid boyish site windowlicker le bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3699883) |
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Date: August 30th, 2005 10:40 AM Author: Trip Olive Crackhouse bumb for nasc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#3704778) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:32 AM Author: Trip Olive Crackhouse Am I the only one who continues to enjoy this thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878877) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:45 AM Author: Vengeful pungent chapel What's weird to me is that I remember reading it the first time around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878908) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:46 AM Author: carmine dingle berry idiot This gem of a thread gets overshadowed by the slut thread, I think, which is a shame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878913) |
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Date: May 30th, 2006 11:50 AM Author: Diverse center thanks, but may I ask why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#5878925) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 6:49 PM Author: appetizing set roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320666) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:07 PM Author: idiotic vivacious rehab Wow, holy shit. The OP sounds like a legendary bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320729) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:35 PM Author: 180 irate gas station organic girlfriend http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=64039&mc=495&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320844) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: idiotic vivacious rehab Does she have a death wish or is she batshit crazy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320897) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 8:00 PM Author: impressive swashbuckling son of senegal hairy legs i dunno if she's so bad. i mean, she cheated. big whoop. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8320948) |
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Date: June 30th, 2007 8:19 PM Author: idiotic vivacious rehab Please die. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#8321006) |
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Date: January 20th, 2008 1:59 PM Author: Trip Olive Crackhouse Companion bump (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9191063) |
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Date: January 25th, 2008 1:06 PM Author: pale station you are teh grea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9220245) |
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Date: April 13th, 2008 8:56 PM Author: excitant sexy sneaky criminal x2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9623377) |
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Date: April 13th, 2008 9:37 PM Author: henna persian stage a lot of classic posters on this thread
rwa never participated in ones like this though |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 1:14 PM Author: Slate Aphrodisiac Main People Wrinkle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=95953&forum_id=2#9631916) |