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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM Author: beady-eyed shivering pozpig You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: beady-eyed shivering pozpig What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: beady-eyed shivering pozpig at least you're not a poors, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school So what's the problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market you are kidding right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry no. i wish i were.
i'm actually a decent looking guy, too. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school are you in law school? do you have a job? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry law school. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school Good school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry ask earl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school Good school earl? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Talented slap-happy school no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.
Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market you should go to bar night. swimming in poon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry really? law school girls are easy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry edit: misread
are you single? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Money isn't a consideration for me at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
ZING!!! |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Well, that wasn't permanent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank What happened? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market you want a diagram? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market (_(_========D :-o (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal (_(_=D :-o
i edited for realism. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann EARL = PWN3D. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market CHINAPWN3D
*sobs* |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Fotze said he has a small penis :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank You and Earl didn't date, did you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann JUST FRIENDS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market friends with anal privileges. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Stop it immediately or the police will be after you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market no I never took her out on a date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal ===D --> (forehead) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Horace touched you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann ??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank I'm warning Horace to stay away from you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Do I know you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann I'm done w/ law school functions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market even prom?! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Only if I find a super hot date. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Want to go out with me? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: very tactful bonkers stead boltzmann I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Insecure Nursing Home Black Woman Olin?
what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan? |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: Sable stage sex offender UGLYPWN3D! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016) |
Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: Elite Trump Supporter the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry we are pretty cool, i must admit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Elite Trump Supporter i completely adore him.
he's just the most asexual person ive ever met. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank When did you meet him? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad are you Frodo Baggins? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry what? no. but i am pretty short. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Shorter thsn vir? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market i will try not to stare at your tits. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal are you a fatty? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank You want a bro or a manziere? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM Author: filthy aromatic point if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.
perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM Author: beady-eyed shivering pozpig Hi, future me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM Author: alcoholic translucent becky round eye What is your main area of problem that's causing this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry what are you, roger luo? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: alcoholic translucent becky round eye i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: alcoholic translucent becky round eye i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad How did you not get laid in college? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad join some clubs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Multi-colored light temple associate more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: beady-eyed shivering pozpig yeah, houston, problem found (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM Author: Chartreuse office Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Insecure Nursing Home Black Woman did you have a father figure in your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad dating classmates is for suckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM Author: Multi-colored light temple associate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: alcoholic translucent becky round eye i bet theyre try hard and off putting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM Author: seedy trust fund headpube Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?
I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.
the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.
i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry sure, that might be fun.
edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?
You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: alcoholic translucent becky round eye If god is merciful, why can't you get laid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: seedy trust fund headpube This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal Subject: solution to your problem sapias, vina liques... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM Author: Chartreuse office I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: seedy trust fund headpube dulce et decorum est pro patria mori (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM Author: Chartreuse office you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM Author: seedy trust fund headpube Have you thought about rape? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market why dont you come out to bar night? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: talking french chef sneaky criminal because it will amplify his fears of rejection.
he should take a gradual desensitization approach. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz therapy business firm You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Razzmatazz therapy business firm Well, some one just blew his chance with me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Chartreuse office Subject: aren't you more interested in video games anyway? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM Author: Razzmatazz therapy business firm That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM Author: hairraiser ocher legend Yeah, I don't get this vibe either (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market yeah but that sucks for you and your wife. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Yellow roommate chad lots of foregone sex.
human nature and simple curiousity. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.
I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now. |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank So what (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank It's selfish to have sex with random people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market selfish to who? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank People who do this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM Author: Smoky flatulent karate market um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM Author: twinkling pocket flask kitty cat Please let this be flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM Author: seedy trust fund headpube I've got your mom's video too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry my mother is dead. ass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM Author: Orange swashbuckling shitlib theater stage is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry my honesty is refreshing, i know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM Author: fuchsia reading party crackhouse Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac parlour cuckoldry http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM Author: fuchsia reading party crackhouse animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635) |
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Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM Author: Multi-colored light temple associate Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM Author: ivory church ratface Hi 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM Author: navy fragrant set mad-dog skullcap www.eharmony.com (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM Author: henna philosopher-king circlehead On being late with losing your virginity
Horace, :D,
The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:
1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?
2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?
3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?
4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.
Sincerely, wiener
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)
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Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM Author: crusty crimson milk Subject: ... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312) |
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Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM Author: emerald arousing school cafeteria macaca Subject: Get a prostitute Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P
I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.
She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.
Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.
I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.
While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.
P.I.M.P |
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Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM Author: Up-to-no-good tank http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189) |