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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen
  02/02/06
...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
law school.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Good school?
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
ask earl
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
Primrose Incel
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
abnormal station
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
abnormal station
  02/02/06
lol.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Yeah.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
What happened?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Sure
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Why?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
???
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
even prom?!
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
Cobalt Business Firm
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
Free-loading hell quadroon
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
Mint library striped hyena
  02/02/06
yikes
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
Exhilarant Hairless Brethren
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
Exhilarant Hairless Brethren
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
hateful citrine house
  02/03/06
...
hateful citrine house
  02/03/06
...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
Hyperventilating trailer park
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
abnormal station
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
join some clubs
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
Magenta range philosopher-king
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
out-of-control university
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
Free-loading hell quadroon
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
...
Magenta range philosopher-king
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
180 cuckoldry center
  02/02/06
nice.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish
  02/02/06
ha
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
180 cuckoldry center
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
out-of-control university
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
180 cuckoldry center
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
out-of-control university
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
180 cuckoldry center
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
Heady glassy plaza
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
...
hateful citrine house
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
Boyish church
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
Boyish church
  02/02/06
...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
out-of-control university
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
Boyish church
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
sexy talking community account
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Why?
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
So what
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
People who do this.
hateful citrine house
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
concupiscible indian lodge persian
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
naked passionate volcanic crater
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
180 cuckoldry center
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
silver ceo brunch
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
abnormal station
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
Marvelous wine stead
  02/02/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&for...
abnormal station
  02/02/06
animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watc...
Marvelous wine stead
  02/02/06
Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Com...
Magenta range philosopher-king
  02/02/06
Hi 174
Insecure Galvanic Meetinghouse Dopamine
  02/03/06
www.eharmony.com
Beady-eyed self-absorbed den
  02/03/06
On being late with losing your virginity Horace, :D, T...
blue hospital
  02/03/06
...
Insanely creepy abode
  02/04/06
Get a prostitute
brindle mischievous mediation
  02/04/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=...
hateful citrine house
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: abnormal station

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: abnormal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: abnormal station

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: abnormal station

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: abnormal station

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: abnormal station

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Primrose Incel

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: abnormal station

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: abnormal station

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: abnormal station

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: abnormal station

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Cobalt Business Firm

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Free-loading hell quadroon

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Mint library striped hyena

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: abnormal station

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairless Brethren

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: abnormal station

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Exhilarant Hairless Brethren

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: abnormal station

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: abnormal station

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: hateful citrine house

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: hateful citrine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: abnormal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: abnormal station

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: abnormal station

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Hyperventilating trailer park

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: abnormal station

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: abnormal station

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: abnormal station

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: abnormal station

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: abnormal station

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Magenta range philosopher-king

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: stubborn plum shitlib liquid oxygen

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: out-of-control university

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Free-loading hell quadroon

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: abnormal station

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: abnormal station

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Magenta range philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: abnormal station

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry center

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: abnormal station

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: abnormal station

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Lavender Vivacious Set Death Wish

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry center

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: out-of-control university

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: abnormal station

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry center

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: out-of-control university

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry center

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Heady glassy plaza

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: hateful citrine house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Boyish church

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: abnormal station

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Boyish church

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: abnormal station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: out-of-control university
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Boyish church

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: sexy talking community account

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: talented thirsty stage scourge upon the earth

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: concupiscible indian lodge persian

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: naked passionate volcanic crater

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: abnormal station

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: 180 cuckoldry center

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: abnormal station

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: silver ceo brunch

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: abnormal station

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Marvelous wine stead

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: abnormal station

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: Marvelous wine stead

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Magenta range philosopher-king

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: Insecure Galvanic Meetinghouse Dopamine

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: Beady-eyed self-absorbed den

www.eharmony.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: blue hospital

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: Insanely creepy abode
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: brindle mischievous mediation
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: hateful citrine house

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)