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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
Dun wagecucks
  02/02/06
...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
Dun wagecucks
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
Dun wagecucks
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
law school.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Good school?
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
ask earl
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
lol.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Yeah.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
What happened?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Sure
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Why?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
???
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
even prom?!
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
Maroon Cuck National
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
Thriller space
  02/02/06
yikes
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
Unhinged Love Of Her Life
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
Unhinged Love Of Her Life
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/03/06
...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/03/06
...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
flushed violent organic girlfriend
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
Dun wagecucks
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
Umber gas station
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
Umber gas station
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
Umber gas station
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
join some clubs
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
Cracking Office
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
Dun wagecucks
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
bipolar parlor hunting ground
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
Maroon Cuck National
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
...
Cracking Office
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
Umber gas station
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes
  02/02/06
nice.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
Umber gas station
  02/02/06
ha
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
bipolar parlor hunting ground
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
bipolar parlor hunting ground
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
cocky corner gaping
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
cocky corner gaping
  02/02/06
...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
bipolar parlor hunting ground
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
cocky corner gaping
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
Spectacular Confused Goal In Life
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Why?
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
lascivious underhanded casino reading party
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
So what
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
People who do this.
self-centered shrine karate
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
flesh national security agency legal warrant
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
rusted property
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
Aggressive address
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
razzle ticket booth
  02/02/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&for...
Bossy theater stage elastic band
  02/02/06
animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watc...
razzle ticket booth
  02/02/06
Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Com...
Cracking Office
  02/02/06
Hi 174
effete glassy brethren pocket flask
  02/03/06
www.eharmony.com
scarlet box office son of senegal
  02/03/06
On being late with losing your virginity Horace, :D, T...
Mildly autistic ladyboy roommate
  02/03/06
...
boyish grizzly genital piercing base
  02/04/06
Get a prostitute
copper bateful heaven partner
  02/04/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=...
self-centered shrine karate
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Dun wagecucks

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Dun wagecucks

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Dun wagecucks

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: crystalline diverse scourge upon the earth

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy bawdyhouse philosopher-king

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Maroon Cuck National

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Thriller space

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Unhinged Love Of Her Life

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Unhinged Love Of Her Life

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: flushed violent organic girlfriend

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Dun wagecucks

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Umber gas station

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Umber gas station

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Umber gas station

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: Cracking Office

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Dun wagecucks

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: bipolar parlor hunting ground

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Maroon Cuck National

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Cracking Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Umber gas station

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Umber gas station

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: bipolar parlor hunting ground

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: bipolar parlor hunting ground

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: Multi-colored Church Building Really Tough Guy

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: cocky corner gaping

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: cocky corner gaping

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: bipolar parlor hunting ground
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: cocky corner gaping

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: Spectacular Confused Goal In Life

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: lascivious underhanded casino reading party

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: flesh national security agency legal warrant

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: rusted property

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: Aqua Pontificating Stage Useless Brakes

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: Aggressive address

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: Bossy theater stage elastic band

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: razzle ticket booth

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: Cracking Office

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: effete glassy brethren pocket flask

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: scarlet box office son of senegal

www.eharmony.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: Mildly autistic ladyboy roommate

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: boyish grizzly genital piercing base
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: copper bateful heaven partner
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: self-centered shrine karate

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)