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i'm a 27 year old virgin

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no wh...
Ebony school idea he suggested
  02/02/06
...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaa...
Ebony school idea he suggested
  02/02/06
nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i thin...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
at least you're not a poors, right?
Ebony school idea he suggested
  02/02/06
So what's the problem?
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
you are kidding right?
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
no. i wish i were. i'm actually a decent looking guy, too...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
are you in law school? do you have a job?
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
law school.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Good school?
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
ask earl
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Good school earl?
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confid...
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal ...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking ...
Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse
  02/02/06
you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
really? law school girls are easy?
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are...
cowardly center
  02/02/06
maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
lol.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much he...
cowardly center
  02/02/06
edit: misread are you single?
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Yeah.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Money isn't a consideration for me at all.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!
cowardly center
  02/02/06
YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD! ...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Well, that wasn't permanent.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
What happened?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
you want a diagram?
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Sure
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
(_(_========D :-o
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
(_(_=D :-o i edited for realism.
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
EARL = PWN3D.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
CHINAPWN3D *sobs*
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Why?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
Fotze said he has a small penis :(
cowardly center
  02/02/06
You and Earl didn't date, did you?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
JUST FRIENDS!
cowardly center
  02/02/06
friends with anal privileges.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
no I never took her out on a date.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
===D --> (forehead)
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Horace touched you?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
???
cowardly center
  02/02/06
I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
Do I know you?
cowardly center
  02/02/06
We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron B...
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
I'm done w/ law school functions.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
even prom?!
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Only if I find a super hot date.
cowardly center
  02/02/06
want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
I have to get over my younger men fetish :(
cowardly center
  02/02/06
I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(
cowardly center
  02/02/06
Want to go out with me?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange flee...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)
cowardly center
  02/02/06
girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, ev...
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
Olin? what was that dood's name...? something like that...
Useless Talking Cuckold Menage
  02/02/06
UGLYPWN3D!
amber sanctuary
  02/02/06
yikes
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of g...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin
rough-skinned hairraiser coffee pot death wish
  02/02/06
we are pretty cool, i must admit.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
i completely adore him. he's just the most asexual person...
rough-skinned hairraiser coffee pot death wish
  02/02/06
When did you meet him?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old popu...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
are you Frodo Baggins?
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
what? no. but i am pretty short.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Shorter thsn vir?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/03/06
...
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/03/06
...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
i will try not to stare at your tits.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
are you a fatty?
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
You want a bro or a manziere?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by...
Mewling partner kitty cat
  02/02/06
i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from ...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Hi, future me.
Ebony school idea he suggested
  02/02/06
What is your main area of problem that's causing this?
Onyx crusty halford patrolman
  02/02/06
what are you, roger luo?
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.
Onyx crusty halford patrolman
  02/02/06
i would think of all the people here, you would be the most ...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunn...
Onyx crusty halford patrolman
  02/02/06
How did you not get laid in college?
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm su...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really kn...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
join some clubs
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of ...
low-t school cafeteria
  02/02/06
yeah, houston, problem found
Ebony school idea he suggested
  02/02/06
Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter sch...
Buff Tripping Cumskin
  02/02/06
did you have a father figure in your life?
Useless Talking Cuckold Menage
  02/02/06
funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he u...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helpi...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young peopl...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easi...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are arou...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
dating classmates is for suckers.
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, i...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin want...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wan...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile r...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
...
low-t school cafeteria
  02/02/06
that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that wi...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
i bet theyre try hard and off putting
Onyx crusty halford patrolman
  02/02/06
Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor"...
motley french chef spot
  02/02/06
nice.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cros...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAME...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
sure, that might be fun. edit: is there a christian theme...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right gir...
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?
Onyx crusty halford patrolman
  02/02/06
ha
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just sta...
motley french chef spot
  02/02/06
solution to your problem
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact...
Buff Tripping Cumskin
  02/02/06
interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
dulce et decorum est pro patria mori
motley french chef spot
  02/02/06
you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with...
Buff Tripping Cumskin
  02/02/06
Have you thought about rape?
motley french chef spot
  02/02/06
why dont you come out to bar night?
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
because it will amplify his fears of rejection. he should...
razzle shivering area shitlib
  02/02/06
but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity w...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
...
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/03/06
You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.
Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse
  02/02/06
nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Well, some one just blew his chance with me.
Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse
  02/02/06
...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Buff Tripping Cumskin
  02/02/06
To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait...
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.
Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse
  02/02/06
Yeah, I don't get this vibe either
appetizing base
  02/02/06
yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Why?
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think ...
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
lots of foregone sex. human nature and simple curiousity.
bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon
  02/02/06
If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person...
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
So what
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
It's selfish to have sex with random people.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
selfish to who?
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
People who do this.
crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/02/06
um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.
khaki immigrant
  02/02/06
Please let this be flame.
Frozen useless brakes
  02/02/06
thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate ...
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
I've got your mom's video too.
motley french chef spot
  02/02/06
my mother is dead. ass.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in x...
wonderful beta gaming laptop
  02/02/06
my honesty is refreshing, i know.
chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostit...
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  02/02/06
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chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma
  02/02/06
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low-t school cafeteria
  02/02/06
Hi 174
talented bearded persian crackhouse
  02/03/06
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...
Garnet splenetic digit ratio
  02/04/06
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Beady-eyed Wild Senate Regret
  02/04/06
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crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre
  02/04/06


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Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:39 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

fucking sad, i know. i've never even gotten to 3rd base, for christ's sake. my life is truly pathetic. i've thought about getting a prostitute, you know, just to break the ice. i bet even a pro wouldn't fuck me though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979882)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:40 PM
Author: Ebony school idea he suggested

You probably have crotch rot smell, and, you're right, no whore would sleep with you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979893)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979902)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Ebony school idea he suggested

What's so bad about being drunk and have a small abdul-jabaar?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979955)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

nothing, i guess. i don't feel that bad about it, but i think other people might look down on me. you know, think i'm a loser or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979999)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: Ebony school idea he suggested

at least you're not a poors, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980065)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

So what's the problem?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979900)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

you are kidding right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979901)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:41 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

no. i wish i were.

i'm actually a decent looking guy, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979906)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

are you in law school? do you have a job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979919)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979926)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

Good school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979950)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

ask earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979957)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

Good school earl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979998)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

same as me. considered good by those not attending CLS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980011)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

A good looking guy at NYU can't score? Sounds like a confidence problem - just take a couple shots or chug some beers and fake being a badass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980036)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

meeting women is not always easy. confidence is a big deal though, for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980064)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling flesh meetinghouse

no, you're right. it's difficult, but women aren't looking for a stud, they're looking for smart, successful and confident.

Horace, you gotta fake some confidence and act successful. And watch some porn for some good instruction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980146)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

you should go to bar night. swimming in poon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979964)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

really? law school girls are easy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979983)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

women in new york are easy as hell. law school women are no different - and if single they are often desperate. hell even if they arent single.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980001)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: cowardly center

Not all law school girls are easy. Even those of us who are single and desperate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980144)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

maybe you can help me. you go to nyu, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980152)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980163)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: cowardly center

I have 0 girl friends at law school, so probably not much help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980192)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

edit: misread

are you single?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980205)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM
Author: cowardly center

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980250)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

cool. do you like guys w/lots of ink?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980305)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: cowardly center

Money isn't a consideration for me at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980326)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

he means tattoos. you like tattoos. I will introduce you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980355)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: cowardly center

hahahaha...I don't like tattoos Earl!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980368)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

YOU DIDN"T MIND MY MUSHROOM TATTOO ON YOUR FOREHEAD!

ZING!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980378)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:15 PM
Author: cowardly center

Well, that wasn't permanent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980395)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

What happened?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980412)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

you want a diagram?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980437)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980445)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

(_(_========D :-o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980474)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

(_(_=D :-o

i edited for realism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980485)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: cowardly center

EARL = PWN3D.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980490)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

CHINAPWN3D

*sobs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980515)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980519)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:27 PM
Author: cowardly center

Fotze said he has a small penis :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980530)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

You and Earl didn't date, did you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980545)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: cowardly center

JUST FRIENDS!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980577)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

friends with anal privileges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980594)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Stop it immediately or the police will be after you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980615)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

no I never took her out on a date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980602)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

===D --> (forehead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980464)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

DON'T YOU DARE HARASS HER OR YOU WILL GO TO JAIL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980267)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

she grabbed my package in october, and I didnt even complain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980286)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Horace touched you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980300)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: cowardly center

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980316)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

I'm warning Horace to stay away from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980361)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: cowardly center

Do I know you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980375)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

We've talked on this board previously. We discussed Aaron Brooks and your dipshit ex-bf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980400)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

what are you doing tonight? Not coming to SBA I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980191)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: cowardly center

I'm done w/ law school functions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980203)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

even prom?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980226)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: cowardly center

Only if I find a super hot date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980238)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

want my japanese lady friend to set you up with some rich 30 year olds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980265)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: cowardly center

I have to get over my younger men fetish :(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980293)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

I am 26 now. Too old for you... sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980312)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: cowardly center

Yeah, I like 'em 25 and under :( :( :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980351)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Want to go out with me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980365)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:13 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

no exceptions... even for the tall ones who like orange fleeces and anal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980372)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: cowardly center

I was turned on by the orange fleece in class today ;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980381)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

girls in burnt orange coats do it for me for some reason, even ugly ones. it is strange, and i don't understand it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980567)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Useless Talking Cuckold Menage

Olin?

what was that dood's name...? something like that...Onan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979969)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: amber sanctuary

UGLYPWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980016)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:42 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

yikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979916)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:43 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

c'mon, it's not *that* bad, is it? i bet there are lots of guys out there like me. at least i'd like to think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979936)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: rough-skinned hairraiser coffee pot death wish

the man i want to marry is a 27 year old virgin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979965)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

we are pretty cool, i must admit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979986)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: rough-skinned hairraiser coffee pot death wish

i completely adore him.

he's just the most asexual person ive ever met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979996)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

When did you meet him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980456)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

its got to be less than a few percent of the 27 yr old population. even less if you take the infirm and malformed out of the pool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979997)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

oh, is being malformed an excuse? then i'm off the hook! i'm actually missing a finger on my left hand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980014)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

are you Frodo Baggins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980066)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

what? no. but i am pretty short.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980077)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:11 AM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Shorter thsn vir?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983191)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 5:06 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4987223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: khaki immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980082)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980097)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

i will try not to stare at your tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980106)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

it's hard having man tits. the dr says that almost 5% of the male population suffers from estrogen production syndrome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980166)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

are you a fatty?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980202)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

not fat. i just have some unsightly breast tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980219)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

You want a bro or a manziere?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980626)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:44 PM
Author: Mewling partner kitty cat

if you live anywhere near Washington, DC you should start by going to an asian massage parlor for a happy ending. most of the girls will offer you "girlfriend experience" after you go back once or twice.. no pressure, sex if you want it.

perfect for a virgin like you. they advertise in the washington post sports section every weekday. apparently it's very common for hill staffers to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979956)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:45 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

i'm not in dc, but i bet it's only a 4 hour train ride from nyc. maybe i'll take a couple long weekends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979974)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:46 PM
Author: Ebony school idea he suggested

Hi, future me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4979990)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:47 PM
Author: Onyx crusty halford patrolman

What is your main area of problem that's causing this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980017)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

what are you, roger luo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980030)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: Onyx crusty halford patrolman

i think we've discovered it! you're a faggot, unfunny prick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980048)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:50 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

i would think of all the people here, you would be the most sympathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980069)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Onyx crusty halford patrolman

i was trying to help, but then you decided to drop an unfunny joke to impress online peepz, which is fucking gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980101)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:48 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

How did you not get laid in college?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980028)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:49 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

well...i went away for school for one semester, but i couldn't handle being away from home so i came back. after that i commuted to a nearby state school, and didn't meet many people.

edit: i'm very shy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980052)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:51 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

I guess that'll do it. Do you have any friends now? I'm sure they would be happy to set you up with someone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980086)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

not many. i moved to the city for school and don't really know anyone here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980108)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

join some clubs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980139)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria

more like join AdultFriendFinder....he might end up part of a threesome with a 50's couple....but at least he'll get it over with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980172)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Ebony school idea he suggested

yeah, houston, problem found

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980091)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:52 PM
Author: Buff Tripping Cumskin

Were you sheltered by an overbearing parent(s)? Commuter schools suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980102)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: Useless Talking Cuckold Menage

did you have a father figure in your life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980107)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

funny you should mention it. my father was an asshole...he used to hit my mom and abused her verbally. he left when i was six. good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980183)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

Why are you living in Brooklyn - surely this cannot be helping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980111)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

it's a pretty hip place, or so it seems. lots of young people. if i ever went out maybe i'd meet some.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980129)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:54 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

Its no harder to get laid in Brooklyn. If anything its easier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980132)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

yeah but its harder to socially meet the people you are around every day - your classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980148)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:57 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

dating classmates is for suckers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980173)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:58 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

true - but if you are desperate and dont want to try hard, its perfect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980182)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:59 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

id say the opposite. the last place a 27 yr old virgin wants to start trying to meet people is the place he has to go every day. this guy needs the comfort of relative anonymity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980199)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

fair enough. if you are obviously a virgin, you may not wanting that to get around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980251)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:08 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

exactly, there are 8 million other people within a 10 mile radius of this guy. dont shit where you eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980306)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:53 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980116)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:55 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

that might work. i do have a fair share of tattoos...that will help my 'badboy' image i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980143)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: Onyx crusty halford patrolman

i bet theyre try hard and off putting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980159)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:01 PM
Author: motley french chef spot

Kewl. Do you have the Oriental symbol for "honor" or some tribal tats? Maybe a sun on your belly button?

I have a tattoo of a robot someone drew on their torts final.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980223)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980235)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

i have a giant tat of the crucifiction on my chest. the cross is not just two boards, but a tree trunk and a crossbar. the spikes are driven into the forearms where the two bones make a natural holder...see, you can't hang on a cross w/spikes driven through your palms, they'd rip through.

the crown of thorns has driven into the flesh to the bone, and the blood drips down into Christ's matted beard. nothing is muddied up; you can see His face as clear as you can see where the whips came down, the wound in His side, the arms pulled out of the sockets, and the broken legs.

i call it "the Power and the Passion." it's from a drawing of mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980297)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

do you want to design our banner for the ALL UNIVERSITY GAMES?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980323)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

sure, that might be fun.

edit: is there a christian theme? my art is devoted to my relgion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980346)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

are you serious? so you are a christian virgin, but you are willing to go out and get drunk and score some pussy?

You could do a mural of an NYU law student smiting Stern like Gomorrah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980399)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

you could definitely parlay that into sex with the right girl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980325)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Onyx crusty halford patrolman

If god is merciful, why can't you get laid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980398)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980411)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: motley french chef spot

This is actually a very credited resposne. I might just start saying this anyway. There were a lot of soaps and dramas on thid theme, like The Thornbirds, that women loved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980201)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 9:56 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib
Subject: solution to your problem

sapias, vina liques...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980149)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:00 PM
Author: Buff Tripping Cumskin

I've a feeling that not getting laid has to do with the fact that you're probably isolated w/ no friends either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980208)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

interesting. sort of a chicken/egg thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980227)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: motley french chef spot

dulce et decorum est pro patria mori

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980236)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:12 PM
Author: Buff Tripping Cumskin

you probably have trouble making meaningful connections with people. A problem with establishing rapport. I can actually relate to this, because I was there. I could suggest some books to overvome this, but the basic thing is mirror the other person to create instant rapport. Try to mimic the other person w/o appearing mocking. If the person seems to be a fast talker, speak fast, if the person uses hand gestures, do likewise, if their voice is raspy or low, etc. Socialites do this unconsciously. Communication is 60% physical, 30% tonality, and 10% the actual words. Try to keep that in mind. People will take to you if you do, I guarantee that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980347)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:02 PM
Author: motley french chef spot

Have you thought about rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980230)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:04 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

why dont you come out to bar night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980255)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: razzle shivering area shitlib

because it will amplify his fears of rejection.

he should take a gradual desensitization approach.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980287)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:07 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

but if he did I would get him anihilated and much hilarity would ensue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980299)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:06 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988565)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:05 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse

You've struck me as an ass on the board. Good riddance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980263)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

nobody cares about you j. not here, not irl; nowhere.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980329)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse

Well, some one just blew his chance with me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980380)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980406)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: Buff Tripping Cumskin
Subject:

aren't you more interested in video games anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980408)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:06 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

To the criticizers in this thread, there are people who wait until marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980289)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:09 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal maroon gay wizard whorehouse

That doesn't appear to be the case with our pal Horace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980318)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:11 PM
Author: appetizing base

Yeah, I don't get this vibe either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980339)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:10 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

yeah but that sucks for you and your wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980330)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:14 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980377)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:16 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

opportunity cost plus bad sex plus guaranteed infidelity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980401)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

Why would there be an opportunity cost and why do you think there'd be infidelity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980420)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: bisexual provocative organic girlfriend tanning salon

lots of foregone sex.

human nature and simple curiousity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980457)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

If you love someone, you won't cheat on the person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980491)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

because you will not learn to be good at sex from one person.

I dated a girl on and off for 2 years and had sex 200 times and it was never nearly as good as any of the sex I have now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980417)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:20 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

So what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980438)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

umm a lifetime of good sex >>>>> bad sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980452)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

It's selfish to have sex with random people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980475)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:26 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

selfish to who?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980522)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:28 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

People who do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980534)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:33 PM
Author: khaki immigrant

um you cant be selfish if it doesnt involve anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980613)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:17 PM
Author: Frozen useless brakes

Please let this be flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980416)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:21 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

thanks for your advice everyone. i'm going to go masturbate to animal porn and go to bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:22 PM
Author: motley french chef spot

I've got your mom's video too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980469)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

my mother is dead. ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980477)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:23 PM
Author: wonderful beta gaming laptop

is that or is that not the greatest signoff to a thread in xoxo history?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980479)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:24 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

my honesty is refreshing, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980496)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:30 PM
Author: wine nofapping corn cake

Do NOT just give away your virginity to some sketchy prostitute. That would be a shame, and wouldn't be enjoyable. I'd suggest going out more. There must be tons of bars in NYC. Join a club to get to know people, or grab some friends from law school, any acquaintances you know, and make a social night of it. DO NOT go with the intention of just banging some random chick though. Go for fun & to improve your social skills. The way I see it, you've waited this long, you might as well make it meaningful. And if you don't bang a chick you meet, you'll feel disappointed which will only decrease your confidence. Just go to have fun, meet a few people, etc... keep doing that, and going out to places where you're likely to meet the type of girls you're into (maybe law events if that's your thing.) Just become more social & confident. From that, everything else will follow, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980574)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:32 PM
Author: chest-beating bistre fat ankles friendly grandma

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980451

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980606)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:34 PM
Author: wine nofapping corn cake

animal porn? that made my stomach turn. please at least watch real, human porn. maybe this is why you have trouble meeting people, you sick bastard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980635)





Date: February 2nd, 2006 10:41 PM
Author: low-t school cafeteria

Do you have any skillz? Bo Staff skillz, Nunchuk Skillz, Computer hacking skillz? Girls want guys with skillz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4980694)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:10 AM
Author: talented bearded persian crackhouse

Hi 174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983221)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 8:12 AM
Author: Hyperactive titillating kitchen degenerate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4983224)





Date: February 3rd, 2006 7:32 PM
Author: ruby casino candlestick maker

On being late with losing your virginity

Horace, :D,

The morning of Friday has now come and gone. A few questions and requests:

1. When did you begin seriously trying to lose your virginity?

2. Was it not foreseeable that by mega-posting on xoxo and growing into psychotic morons that you were thereby committing yourself to an extensive loserfucker project that would require you to begin trying to lose your virginity before whatever your answer to #1 above is?

3. In our review session before the 4:00 am role call you sermonized about the professional responsibilities of prestigious xoxo poster. Because we would hold such weighty responsibilities in our careers on the internets you said that you would impose similar responsibilities regarding all threads. In particular, you made it clear that you would brook no excuse regarding a ttt post made after the 8 hour time limit. You made it clear that we were responsible for planning ahead and ensuring that the 8 hour time limit would be honored. Do you feel no reciprocal responsibility toward us, your readers and co-posters? A responsibility that extends beyond ex post facto apologies?

4. Please stop saying "I'm so horny". A) The phrase has lost all meaning from constant repetition throughout the entire history of the board. B) Few posters believe you. C) Fewer posters care whether you subjectively impose upon yourself an appropriate level of guilt.

Sincerely, wiener

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352653&forum_id=2#4988739)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4988774)





Date: February 4th, 2006 12:34 AM
Author: Garnet splenetic digit ratio
Subject: ...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4991312)





Date: February 4th, 2006 2:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Wild Senate Regret
Subject: Get a prostitute

Get a prostitute and don't worry about STDs, that's what I did. Now i'm a straight-up P.I.M.P

I lost my virginity when I was 16 on a high school art trip to the U.K. I was drinking one night with my roommate and he left our hotel room to fuck some other girl that went on the trip. Lonely and drunk, I jumped out the window and took the Underground to Soho, got 100 pounds out of an ATM and asked some random black dude where I can get a hooker. He led me to some cheap room with a skanky big boned women and she took all my money.

She pulled down her panties and pulled down my pants and slipped a condom on. Then I got on top of her and fucked her loose cunt for about 10 minutes till I got tired. Then she asked me for hand relief and I responded with a "huh" Then she pushed me off her and jacked me off till I blew my load in the condom. After that, she kicked me out.

Then I walked out and I got on the wrong Underground subway and got off somewhere. I left the Underground station and walked out to some desserted area of the city. A guy asked me if I wanted to buy some grass and I was like "yuh maybe." Then i changed my mind, but he continued to walk with me asking me how much money I had. Then he put his arm around me and a pen to my neck and said "I don't want to get mean." So I threw my wallet at him, which luckily didn't include my ATM card, just my student ID and some other BS, and I ran around the block and I got lost. Eventually I found another Underground station, but it was barred closed. So I kept running/walking.

I eventually made it to a large street, but it was almostly completely isolated, one car every 10 seconds or so. Finally, I hailed a taxi and asked him about taking me to an ATM and my hotel's district, but he drove off. Then I got another taxi and just told him to goto my hotel's district and told him along the way I didn't have any money and we needed to stop at an ATM somwhere. He got me to an ATM and then to my hotel's district. I found my hotel and walked in the front door, got in my hotel room and passed out.

While the sex was crap and I was drunk, the bottom line is I got the monkey off my back and no STDs.

P.I.M.P

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4992002)





Date: February 4th, 2006 1:44 PM
Author: crystalline bateful dingle berry theatre

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352119&mc=64&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=352068&forum_id=2#4993189)