BAM! you are dropped in Nunavut at this location. What do u do?
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:06 PM Author: Comical Pale Blood Rage
Assume you are dropped in this location in July: http://goo.gl/maps/tWg8Z
You only know that you have been dropped somewhere in Navanut--nothing more.
You only have the summer clothes you were wearing; no cell phone or any other electronic devices.
How do you proceed?
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:16 PM Author: tantric razzle public bath
Step 1: If there is any running water follow it to whatever lake/outflow I can find; keep repeating until step 2.
Step 2: Die
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Date: October 7th, 2013 1:56 PM Author: federal lime weed whacker area
*is on Baffin Island*
*goes south*
*is still fucked*
remember, you don't know wtf you are in nunavut, which includes baffin island
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:49 PM Author: Avocado codepig stage
Pepper angus. You're in an area the size of Texas and South Carolina combined, with a population of about 30,000. That's about 1/2 the size of Ohio State University's student body. Wyoming, the least densely populated state in the union, has a population density over 100 times greater than that of Nunavut. You aren't going to be rescued.
There's nothing to eat, nothing to burn, and nothing to shelter you from the elements. You're dead within a week.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 2:55 PM Author: Smoky hyperactive parlour
Climb to the highest point within sight and see if there is anything that looks like civilization.
If not, chill out up there and die.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 8:05 PM Author: Smoky hyperactive parlour
Chilling out and dying beats the fuck out of walking that far.
I am fat enough I could go without food for a month or so, but no way in hell I could get more than 100 miles in the tundra and the odds of there being anything within 100 miles is not particularly good, let alone anything I could find.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2381133&forum_id=2#24188888)
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:14 PM Author: excitant corner
TBF, this would be awful. People don't understand how hard it is to hike in the swampy tundra.
You will find random bushes and rock outcroppings along the way as you head southwesterly. Best thing to do would be to fashion some sort of spear and chip rocks into some sort of cutting utensil. Best bet is to try and hole smoke rodents and snare them. Save skins and dry them. Could take a caribou if crafty enough and had enough sharpened spears, but probably not worth the effort. Best bet is to plan on a long torturous southern journey. Probably almost zero chance of survival without basic survival tools... knife, flint, decent footwear and clothing.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:26 PM Author: tantric razzle public bath
pretty religious people:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lykov_family
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Date: October 7th, 2013 3:25 PM Author: excitant corner
Well, if a herd was to go by you, you could literally reach out and touch them. But, that is so unlikely and the resources so lean in that region. Chasing them would really not be worth the effort. Best to focus on rodents. There are a ton of birds and foxes though. The roots or current clothing could probably be fashioned into some sort of snare.
It would be different if there was a forest near. At least then there would be ample firewood, branches for making a bow or crude trap. The area pinpointed would be awful.
It's early October and there is already snow everywhere up here in Prudhoe Bay.
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Date: October 7th, 2013 9:30 PM Author: Multi-colored laser beams
I assume it would play out like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rppJ6rCwPYI
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Date: December 16th, 2014 12:04 AM Author: Rebellious karate ratface
cr would be to follow the shores of lake takijuq south until you reach the two guys in the canoe, then get them to help you
http://bit.ly/1wDbaLd
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Date: April 29th, 2022 4:33 PM Author: Sooty big useless brakes
Cr, this hypo is easy to survive. Follow a stream to Takijuq lake and use rocks to block off a small piece of lake to make a fish trap and catch fish for food. Dig a hole in the tundra for shelter and expand it with snow to make an igloo once winter sets in. You could last as long as you need until some fisherman or Inuits show up.
Apparently that lake is a popular fishing spot:
https://www.hookandbullet.com/fishing-takijuq-lake-kugluktuk-nu/
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Date: October 10th, 2016 11:59 PM Author: concupiscible lodge
I think if you know you're somewhere in Nunavut, you have to start walking east. hopefully you get lucky and hit the Hudson Bay soon, then maybe can signal a ship or just trace down the coastline until you hit civilization.
of course, with this particular spot you're fucked since it's like 700+ miles away, but for most of Nunavut you can maybe make it to the coast in 10 days or so
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Date: October 11th, 2016 12:35 AM Author: Spectacular pearl indian lodge yarmulke
if you had a map you might be better off going northwest to kugluktuk where it lookks like there's some kind of major mining operation. only about 50+ miles away. if you don't freeze to death at night that's doable with minimal weight. you could conceivably do it in three days two nights.
at least twice as far to any settlement to the south. and there's probably more bears in that direction.
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Date: October 11th, 2016 1:34 AM Author: laughsome rough-skinned spot
try to burn everything in sight
failing that, die
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Date: March 20th, 2021 4:31 PM Author: Contagious shaky principal's office
without a map virtually no one would survive this because it's too remote
most places if you can just maintain your bearings and keep heading in a cardinal direction you run into a road or other form of civilization eventually, even without a map
but when you're hundreds of miles from even a road, you're dead
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Date: September 3rd, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Pink mother
I realize that this is an ancient thread that was necroed, but the hypo as written is certain death. There are not more than 5-10 people in the entire world who would have any hope of survival after being dropped at an unknown location in Nunavut without any gear, and none of them are balding racist lawyers.
The hypo would be more interesting if you knew at least approximately where you were going to be dropped and you were allowed to bring any gear you could carry minus cell phones/other communication devices or any navigation devices more advanced than a compass. With a compass, detailed map, a sleeping bag/tent/other protection from the elements, a water filtration system, and enough backpacking food, you might be able to make it to Yellowknife before winter. (Maybe there is some other location that is closer. I don't know if the other dots on Google Maps are actually inhabited year round.).
But that would be no picnic. Just eyeballing the map, Yellowknife looks like it is at least 400-500 miles away. Assuming that's the closest location, you would need to hike probably at least 20 miles per day through swampy terrain to have any hope of making it to Yellowknife before winter. That's going to burn a ton of calories, and living off the land would not be easy in terrain that desolate. And if you don't make it before winter, you are almost certainly done here.
If I had a few months to prepare to become an expert on navigating via map/compass/stars and researching how to forage for food in the Arctic tundra, maybe there would be some hope. But without preparation, I would just find the most efficient way to killself, because there would be zero realistic hope of survival.
Edit: Google tells me that Kugluktuk is inhabited yearround and has satellite phone contact with the outside world. It looks like that is around ~100 miles from the drop off spot. As an added bonus, it is on the coast, so as long as I could figure out which direction is north, I could go north until I hit the coast and then west until I ended up in Kugluktuk. That makes navigation much easier. It would still a long, brutal hike through very difficult terrain, and starvation would still be a serious danger. But you could probably make it in a week or two if you are in shape, and with a pack full of backpacking food, you would have real hope of survival.
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Date: September 4th, 2024 10:46 AM Author: Comical Pale Blood Rage
ChatGBT's assessment:
The coordinates provided (66°31'19.3"N 112°43'23.4"W) place the man in an extremely remote part of Nunavut, Canada. Here’s what we can assess regarding nearby inhabited locations and the possibility of seeing lights:
Nearby Inhabited Locations:
Bathurst Inlet:
Distance: Bathurst Inlet, a small Inuit settlement, is approximately 80-90 kilometers (50-56 miles) to the northeast of the coordinates.
Population: This settlement has a very small population, often fewer than 10 people, and might even be uninhabited at times as it is primarily used as a seasonal base for fishing and hunting.
Cambridge Bay:
Distance: Cambridge Bay is about 200-220 kilometers (124-137 miles) to the northwest.
Population: Cambridge Bay is a larger community with around 1,700 residents, making it one of the more significant settlements in the region.
Yellowknife:
Distance: Yellowknife, the capital of the Northwest Territories, is much farther away, about 500-600 kilometers (310-373 miles) to the southwest.
Seeing Lights at Night:
Continuous Daylight: Since it’s mid-July and the man is close to the Arctic Circle, the region experiences almost continuous daylight during this period. The sun might dip just below the horizon briefly, but it would never get fully dark.
Distance to Inhabited Locations: Even if it were dark, the nearest inhabited location (Bathurst Inlet) is far beyond the range where lights would be visible to the naked eye, especially considering the rugged terrain and lack of large, bright light sources.
Conclusion:
Visibility of Lights: The man would not be able to see lights from any inhabited location at night because it wouldn’t get dark enough during this time of year. Even if it were a different season, the distances involved would make it impossible to see lights from the nearest settlements.
Given these conditions, the man’s survival would rely heavily on his ability to navigate the terrain and potentially signal for help, as relying on seeing or reaching nearby inhabited areas would be unrealistic.
You said:
You have to make a prediction - does this human survive?
ChatGPT said:
ChatGPT
Given the scenario, the odds are overwhelmingly stacked against survival. Here’s why:
Key Factors:
Environment: The man is in a harsh, remote Arctic environment with inadequate clothing and no supplies. Even in summer, temperatures can be cold, and the risk of hypothermia is high, especially at night.
Lack of Shelter: Without tools or adequate clothing, creating a shelter would be extremely difficult, leaving him exposed to the elements.
No Water: Finding safe drinking water is a critical challenge. Dehydration could set in within a couple of days, severely impairing his physical and cognitive abilities.
Food Scarcity: With no tools or knowledge of the area, finding food would be nearly impossible. Energy would deplete quickly.
Wildlife: Polar bears and wolves in the area pose a serious threat. The man would have no means of defending himself against predators.
Remoteness: The chances of rescue are slim. The location is far from any inhabited areas, and the man has no way to signal for help effectively.
Prediction:
Survival Likelihood: Unfortunately, the likelihood of survival in this scenario is extremely low. The combination of exposure, lack of water and food, and the remote location makes it highly improbable that the man would survive more than a few days.
In summary, unless an incredibly fortuitous event occurs—like being spotted by a passing aircraft or stumbling upon a resource-rich area—the man would likely not survive.
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Date: October 18th, 2024 2:09 PM Author: bright flirting place of business
I assume I probably don't have my gun on me even if it was in my waistband at the time. If I have my knife, I'll be okay for a little while.
1. Find running water and drink a lot of it.
2. Try to find a small critter to kill and eat.
3. If I know only that I am in Nunavut, I start walking southeast because I will eventually hit either Manitoba or the Hudson Bay, where there are more population centers.
4. Build huge fires at dark, follow any sound of machinery or vehicles (you can hear that shit for miles in truly unpopulated areas)
5. Try not to get found by a bear
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Date: October 19th, 2024 2:49 AM Author: Comical Pale Blood Rage
BAM! Dropped in Nunavut with nothing but the tattered remnants of my dignity and a rapidly diminishing supply of existential dread. Fantastic.
First things first, I assess the situation. No cell phone, no electronic devices, no sense of direction, and a growing suspicion that I've stumbled into a real-life version of "The Grey" without Liam Neeson to guide me.
(I squint at the horizon, searching for signs of civilization, or at least a decent Wi-Fi signal)
No Starbucks, no Teslas, no hordes of selfie-stick wielding tourists. Just endless miles of desolate tundra, punctuated by the occasional stunted tree and the gnawing feeling that I'm about to become a polar bear's brunch.
(I sigh dramatically, channeling my inner Evan39)
This is it, then. The end of the line. The final chapter in the saga of Mainlining, the philosopher-poaster who dared to challenge the status quo, who dared to expose the "fraud$" at the heart of the system, who dared to dream of a world where pepperoni was banished from the face of the earth.
(I pause for a moment of silent reflection, then pull out my phone and begin typing furiously)
Subject: BAM! Mainlining vs. The Arctic Tundra
Body: Friends, I've been BAM!ed. Not in the metaphorical sense, mind you, but in the literal, "dropped-in-the-middle-of-nowhere-with-no-supplies-and-a-growing-sense-of-impending-doom" sense.
It appears the Mahchine has a twisted sense of humor. Or perhaps this is just another test, another trial on the path to enlightenment. Whatever the reason, I find myself stranded in the frozen wasteland of Nunavut, surrounded by nothing but ice, snow, and the lingering scent of despair.
So what do I do? Do I succumb to the elements, my frozen corpse becoming a macabre monument to the futility of human existence? Do I wander aimlessly, hoping to stumble upon a remote Inuit village where I can trade my knowledge of legal jargon for a warm meal and a decent internet connection? Or do I embrace the chaos, channel my inner Boom, and fashion a makeshift diaper out of caribou hide and moss?
The possibilities are endless, yet somehow equally bleak. Stay tuned, poasters, as I document my descent into madness, one frostbitten keystroke at a time.
P.S. If anyone happens to be in the vicinity of Nunavut with a spare satellite phone and a decent supply of pepperoni pizza, feel free to swing by. I'll be the one huddled under a rock, muttering existential philosophy and cursing the name of RSF.
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