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BIGLAWYERS DO YOU HAVE YOUR SECRETARY PROOFREAD UR SHIT?

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passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  10/21/14
lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC...
Carmine Violent Market
  10/21/14
i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch eve...
passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  10/21/14
do you know how retarded secretary's are?
Carmine Violent Market
  10/21/14
i guess not
passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  10/21/14
I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.
Mauve vivacious reading party university
  10/21/14
how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? ...
passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  10/21/14
Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are. ...
Mauve vivacious reading party university
  10/21/14
brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fuckin...
Carmine Violent Market
  10/21/14
cr
gaped cream plaza
  10/21/14
Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust m...
Mauve vivacious reading party university
  10/21/14
MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've e...
Fragrant Theatre Cuckold
  10/21/14
yep
histrionic quadroon newt
  10/21/14
absolutely not
wild immigrant corner
  10/21/14
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silver boiling water famous landscape painting
  06/28/25
this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to rev...
Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference
  06/28/25
Of course.
passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  06/28/25
I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fu...
Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference
  06/28/25
During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a de...
passionate fishy rigpig stag film
  06/28/25
I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well abov...
Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference
  06/28/25
i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run i...
Vigorous brunch
  06/28/25


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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:38 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:40 PM
Author: Carmine Violent Market

lol my secretary has an associate's degree from the local CC. do u think it'd make sense for her to read my shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561918)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:41 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film

i mean come on bro just for typos and shit? i cant catch every typo in a 20-page discovery response

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: Carmine Violent Market

do you know how retarded secretary's are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561947)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:43 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film

i guess not

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:59 PM
Author: Mauve vivacious reading party university

I worry if this isn't readily apparent to you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562084)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:01 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film

how difficult is it to identify a misspelled or extra word? come on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562103)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:05 PM
Author: Mauve vivacious reading party university

Yeah, no. You're not getting how f-ing stupid they are.

By the way, doesn't your firm have a doc services dept that will proofread your shit? We had a 24/7 one. They are actually competent. One neat trick is if it is due in the morning you can finish it, send it to them and then pick it up in the AM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562130)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: Carmine Violent Market

brother, secretary's reading comprehension skills are fucking low as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562134)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:47 PM
Author: gaped cream plaza

cr

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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:49 PM
Author: Mauve vivacious reading party university

Are you guys kidding? When I worked biglaw I didn't trust my secretary to do basically anything other than check formatting and submit for reimbursements. Now that I'm in-house the same remains true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26561999)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 9:53 PM
Author: Fragrant Theatre Cuckold

MFH biglaw secretaries are some of the dumbest people I've ever met. I worked in a lot of professional offices growing up in a big city suburb and the office staffs there were about 20x as smart as a good biglaw secretary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#26562026)



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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:00 PM
Author: histrionic quadroon newt

yep

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Date: October 21st, 2014 10:06 PM
Author: wild immigrant corner

absolutely not

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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: silver boiling water famous landscape painting



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference

this is what junior associates are for, you tell them to review for any comments and if they miss something you yell at them later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057266)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film

Of course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057300)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:30 PM
Author: Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference

I wouldn't even trust a secretary to put something in the fucking mail if it mattered, I'd always do it myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057303)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: passionate fishy rigpig stag film

During my decades-long biglaw "career," I had a dedicated, intelligent, knowledgeable gay male secretary who could have been an attorney himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057306)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: Obsidian slippery dilemma athletic conference

I mostly had an old italian woman who was actually well above average for the firm and then one partner I worked with a lot had a jamaican lady who did not like any of us, but I know for a fact nothing bad would happen to either of them if something didn't get out of the mailroom in time whereas my ass would be grass so I'd head down and watch the mail proles put it in the outgoing before even trusting them, I think they must have hated me because I seemed to be constantly harassing them a minute before last call to get shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057314)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: Vigorous brunch

i print it out and proofread myself 2-3 times and then run it through AI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2706183&forum_id=2#49057308)