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2032: US Navy lays keel of the first Donald J. Trump class aircraft carrier

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up...
citrine boltzmann lettuce
  12/07/15
Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to rem...
Hairraiser headpube
  12/07/15
180
clear set
  12/07/15
Holy shit
citrine boltzmann lettuce
  12/07/15
That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be ...
Hairraiser headpube
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aromatic deep background story
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razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater
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Supple tripping puppy
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severely underrated 1800000000000000000000
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aromatic deep background story
  01/24/18
Can I advance purchase on Amazon?
aromatic deep background story
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Hairraiser headpube
  06/18/18
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flickering swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness
  06/18/18
Its just as good the fourth time
aromatic deep background story
  08/10/18
xoxo gold 180
slate deranged main people
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razzmatazz rigpig reading party
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boyish mischievous area
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cruel-hearted insecure associate
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wonderful hell
  12/07/15
flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then
Gaped Pisswyrm Brunch
  12/07/15
What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams?...
citrine boltzmann lettuce
  12/07/15
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Hairraiser headpube
  12/07/15
you mean 2017
bespoke toaster
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Hairraiser headpube
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Hairraiser headpube
  12/07/15
It promptly sinks.
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topaz toilet seat
  12/08/15
(future shitlib media)
chocolate therapy institution
  12/08/15
(lib 5th column sapper)
Hairraiser headpube
  12/08/15
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big submissive round eye
  02/09/16
Fucking Chinese made steel....
slate deranged main people
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topaz toilet seat
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topaz toilet seat
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citrine boltzmann lettuce
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Hairraiser headpube
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Hairraiser headpube
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trip piazza
  02/09/16
twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technol...
carmine electric really tough guy hairy legs
  02/09/16
this
slate deranged main people
  01/24/18
Nailed it
slate deranged main people
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Demanding curious whorehouse persian
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Hairraiser headpube
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Hairraiser headpube
  11/11/16
delivered on time and under budget
Azure center
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Exciting office
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Odious zombie-like pistol
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86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as t...
razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater
  12/08/17
smiling and clapping from his prison cell*
topaz toilet seat
  08/10/18
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Stubborn pea-brained pit
  12/08/17
A Nixon class vessel.
bright provocative theater stage kitty cat
  12/08/17
180
Copper bossy friendly grandma
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Hairraiser headpube
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harsh turdskin
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Orange Hall Corn Cake
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Hairraiser headpube
  04/30/18
Built in China for his creditors
slate deranged main people
  06/18/18
twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the...
spruce coiffed national
  06/18/18
Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia
topaz toilet seat
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slate deranged main people
  01/20/25
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Hairraiser headpube
  08/10/18
Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread
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citrine boltzmann lettuce
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Hairraiser headpube
  01/20/25
This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it wil...
razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater
  01/20/25
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chocolate therapy institution
  01/20/25
there's an element of truth in every joke
salmon forum
  01/20/25
Lmao
Hairraiser headpube
  01/27/26
except it will be a new type of battleship
chocolate therapy institution
  01/27/26
Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us...
floppy faggotry step-uncle's house
  01/27/26


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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce

Powered by 4 fusion reactors and carrying a compliment of up to 100 9th generation VOTL fighter aircraft, the only adjective that properly describes it is YOOOOJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329610)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube

Except, as the United States Galactic Forces are want to remind the media, quotation marks are to be liberally applied as in this case "aircraft" is a misnomer due to the total lack of air in the vacuum of space.

In addition to a cohort of newly built Lockheed Fusion Reactors, one of the fighter bays of the SS Donald Washington has been modified to house a experimental Declaration Class sub-warp drive. In order to accommodate sub-warp speed and potential reality distortion phenomena caused by various space time paradox effects and minute though real probabalistic outcomes, the millions of tons of a specialty machined Tungsten Carbide alloy of the ship that make the keel of the SS Donald Washington have to be specially treated with a new superpolymer Yttrium Dioxide Gel (YOOG).

The fighter bays, keel and hull segments of the ship will be sent into space via the "Spirit of the Second" Near Earth Orbital Rail Gun, located in the salt flats of Utah.

Recently completed with funding from President Trump's New Order Strategic Homeland Investment for Infrastructure and Transportation Lending Institution Bonds (NO SHIIT LIBS) program, credited for creating somewhere between three and five million new middle class jobs, the railgun is one of three that will be coming online in the next several years as the United States begins to more thoroughly exploit it's recent discoveries of Tritium and Rare minerals as they push past Mars.

After cooldown has been achieved, the Spirit of the Second will be resupplying the Smithsonian's archaeological mission on Mars's Olympus Mons, as mankind begins to probe the secrets of the extinct civilization that was recently discovered. The prototype for the Spirit of the Second has been in use on a relatively constant basis, as it has been engaged in resupplying the Daniel Dooberstien Home for Insane Liberals, Criminals and Radicals located on the moon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329757)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:58 PM
Author: clear set

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329834)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:59 PM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce

Holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329843)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:34 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube

That's what I said when I thought about what day it will be tomorrow brother - the 10th Anniversary of the end of Cartel Violence, "La Dia De Ocho," that largely shadowed Mexico's history until 2022.

A year earlier, President Trump had forged a tough but fair deal with congress to force the deportation of all 15 Million illegal residents of the United States with the proviso of allowing early repatriation of all deportees who followed legal methods, including expidited citizenship to all STEM graduates and other skilled labor which allowed approximately 1 million highly skilled individuals to return for permanent residency and full citizenship.

The remaining deportees helped to ignite a new wave of prosperity and internal growth in Mexico, as they benefited both from an increase purchasing power and helped to ignite a middle-class revolution as Mexico experienced significant development, growth and opportunity after this influx of people.

"It took a few years, but things kept getting better. There were more opportunities for honest work, a lot of [Cartel Members] left, and so did potential new recruits" said Juan Gonzalo Esteves, who is finishing his medical residency at La Foundacion y Universidad De Presidente Donaldo Trump, one of the global research universities founded by the United States after the nationalization of all Universities after the Student Loan Crisis of 2017 and subsequent re-purposing of fraudulently acquired funds from banks and individuals involved with the Education industry.

"My standard of living is almost equal to my cousin, who is a doctor in Chicago" says Esteves, "except for it being much warmer and much less dangerous here."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330113)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:19 AM
Author: aromatic deep background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225698)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791490)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Supple tripping puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791494)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: fighting saffron regret haunted graveyard

severely underrated

1800000000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872435)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: aromatic deep background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225689)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:18 AM
Author: aromatic deep background story

Can I advance purchase on Amazon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225687)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265842)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:56 PM
Author: flickering swashbuckling twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266512)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:38 PM
Author: aromatic deep background story

Its just as good the fourth time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593229)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: slate deranged main people

xoxo gold 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593232)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 1:01 AM
Author: razzmatazz rigpig reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039142)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:22 AM
Author: boyish mischievous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296671)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 7:31 AM
Author: cruel-hearted insecure associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48297411)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:25 PM
Author: wonderful hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329612)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:33 PM
Author: Gaped Pisswyrm Brunch

flame we wont be building any aircraft carriers then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329658)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 6:43 PM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce

What else will we be doing with our new oil revenue streams? After annexing the Arabian peninsula in 2019, the US is currently the #1 GDP worldwide by nearly double our closest competitor (Germany)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29329724)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:56 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330332)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 7:57 PM
Author: bespoke toaster

you mean 2017

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330341)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 8:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29330556)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:03 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331040)



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Date: December 7th, 2015 9:04 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy chrome double fault voyeur

It promptly sinks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29331050)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:41 AM
Author: topaz toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334142)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: chocolate therapy institution

(future shitlib media)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336128)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube

(lib 5th column sapper)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29337392)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:33 PM
Author: big submissive round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791398)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: slate deranged main people

Fucking Chinese made steel....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35226007)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 1:34 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36265901)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593201)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 10:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29334004)



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Date: December 8th, 2015 3:47 PM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29336122)



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Date: December 16th, 2015 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29390911)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 12:49 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29689389)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791186)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:21 PM
Author: trip piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791194)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: carmine electric really tough guy hairy legs

twist: the whole thing is built in china with prompt technology transfer because trump is a rootless cosmopolitan just like the rest of em

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791451)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:35 AM
Author: slate deranged main people

this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225820)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: slate deranged main people

Nailed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571997)



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Date: February 9th, 2016 8:40 PM
Author: Demanding curious whorehouse persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#29791509)



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Date: May 31st, 2016 12:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#30593629)



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Date: October 1st, 2016 11:12 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31534610)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885925)



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Date: November 11th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Azure center

delivered on time and under budget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#31885938)



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#32455259)



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Date: October 14th, 2017 3:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34441972)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872151)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Exciting office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872154)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:14 PM
Author: Odious zombie-like pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872180)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 9:59 PM
Author: razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater

86 year-old former President Trump smiling and clapping as the crowd cheers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872410)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat

smiling and clapping from his prison cell*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593207)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:01 PM
Author: Stubborn pea-brained pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872416)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:04 PM
Author: bright provocative theater stage kitty cat

A Nixon class vessel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872436)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:06 PM
Author: Copper bossy friendly grandma

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#34872448)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225642)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:32 AM
Author: harsh turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225789)



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Date: January 24th, 2018 11:37 AM
Author: Orange Hall Corn Cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35225842)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#35949909)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 2:55 PM
Author: slate deranged main people

Built in China for his creditors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266507)



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Date: June 18th, 2018 3:28 PM
Author: spruce coiffed national

twist: the contract declares for bankruptcy as it builds the hull, so the manufacturing is completed in China, with Russian parts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36266774)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:37 PM
Author: topaz toilet seat

Thailand still has a newer, more modern fleet than Russia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593216)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: slate deranged main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572160)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593168)



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Date: August 10th, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: flesh legend space

Thought this would be another bumped snailmo thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#36593266)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 12:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039134)



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Date: April 18th, 2020 2:50 AM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40039469)



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Date: September 22nd, 2020 9:14 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#40969336)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:21 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296668)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 6:40 PM
Author: citrine boltzmann lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48302614)



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Date: November 6th, 2024 3:23 AM
Author: boyish mischievous area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48296674)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Hairraiser headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48571850)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: razzle territorial windowlicker volcanic crater

This thread started as a joke nine years ago, but now it will probably happen ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572094)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: chocolate therapy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572098)



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Date: January 20th, 2025 10:12 PM
Author: salmon forum

there's an element of truth in every joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#48572167)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:07 AM
Author: Hairraiser headpube

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622726)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: chocolate therapy institution

except it will be a new type of battleship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622795)



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Date: January 27th, 2026 6:38 AM
Author: floppy faggotry step-uncle's house

Those Greenland bases are for the 6 ice breakers Jews got us to build.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3064474&forum_id=2#49622802)