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| odious liquid oxygen | 10/24/06 |
| Deep out-of-control coldplay fan | 10/24/06 |
| odious liquid oxygen | 10/24/06 |
| Slippery supple principal's office headpube | 10/24/06 |
| Haunting step-uncle's house | 10/24/06 |
| Drunken garrison | 10/24/06 |
| vigorous party of the first part depressive | 10/24/06 |
| Haunting step-uncle's house | 10/24/06 |
| adventurous slate location coffee pot | 10/24/06 |
| wine keepsake machete | 10/24/06 |
| Racy theater stage organic girlfriend | 10/24/06 |
| odious liquid oxygen | 10/25/06 |
| submissive den | 10/25/06 |
| Excitant rehab quadroon | 10/26/06 |
| Maize diverse national | 10/26/06 |
| chest-beating antidepressant drug son of senegal | 12/05/07 |
| chest-beating antidepressant drug son of senegal | 12/06/07 |
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| Walnut big kitchen psychic | 04/23/08 |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM Author: odious liquid oxygen Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.
She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.
Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.
Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.
She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.
With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.
He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.
"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: Deep out-of-control coldplay fan do you share these stories with anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: odious liquid oxygen At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.
To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-( |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM Author: Slippery supple principal's office headpube you give me nightmares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM Author: Haunting step-uncle's house hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713) |
Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM Author: Drunken garrison This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: vigorous party of the first part depressive This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM Author: Haunting step-uncle's house i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: adventurous slate location coffee pot What the fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM Author: wine keepsake machete By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: Racy theater stage organic girlfriend Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM Author: odious liquid oxygen It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM Author: submissive den Some of us find surrealism very erotic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791) |
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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM Author: Excitant rehab quadroon You say potato... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973) |
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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM Author: Maize diverse national Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: chest-beating antidepressant drug son of senegal not enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: chest-beating antidepressant drug son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM Author: Exhilarant Jew Market bounty the quicker picker upper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM Author: Green Comical Scourge Upon The Earth Cruise Ship nothing but cobwebs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM Author: Walnut big kitchen psychic *sweep sweep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515) |