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| brindle flatulent private investor | 10/24/06 |
| avocado sweet tailpipe | 10/24/06 |
| brindle flatulent private investor | 10/24/06 |
| brass theater | 10/24/06 |
| Federal spectacular scourge upon the earth goal in life | 10/24/06 |
| Massive orchestra pit | 10/24/06 |
| aquamarine gas station dog poop | 10/24/06 |
| Federal spectacular scourge upon the earth goal in life | 10/24/06 |
| Charismatic factory reset button macaca | 10/24/06 |
| shaky vibrant wrinkle | 10/24/06 |
| Pearly hall toaster | 10/24/06 |
| brindle flatulent private investor | 10/25/06 |
| Lascivious party of the first part | 10/25/06 |
| Mahogany multi-colored useless brakes | 10/26/06 |
| plum stage | 10/26/06 |
| yellow razzle-dazzle menage hominid | 12/05/07 |
| yellow razzle-dazzle menage hominid | 12/06/07 |
| Cowardly church mad-dog skullcap | 03/02/08 |
| very tactful appetizing genital piercing school cafeteria | 04/23/08 |
| Galvanic Self-absorbed Depressive | 04/23/08 |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM Author: brindle flatulent private investor Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.
She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.
Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.
Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.
She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.
With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.
He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.
"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM Author: avocado sweet tailpipe do you share these stories with anyone else? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM Author: brindle flatulent private investor At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.
To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-( |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM Author: brass theater you give me nightmares (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM Author: Federal spectacular scourge upon the earth goal in life hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713) |
Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM Author: Massive orchestra pit This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: aquamarine gas station dog poop This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM Author: Federal spectacular scourge upon the earth goal in life i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM Author: Charismatic factory reset button macaca What the fuck? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM Author: shaky vibrant wrinkle By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738) |
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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM Author: Pearly hall toaster Hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM Author: brindle flatulent private investor It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785) |
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Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM Author: Lascivious party of the first part Some of us find surrealism very erotic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791) |
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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM Author: Mahogany multi-colored useless brakes You say potato... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973) |
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Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM Author: plum stage Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012) |
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Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle menage hominid not enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832) |
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Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: yellow razzle-dazzle menage hominid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM Author: Cowardly church mad-dog skullcap bounty the quicker picker upper (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM Author: very tactful appetizing genital piercing school cafeteria nothing but cobwebs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM Author: Galvanic Self-absorbed Depressive *sweep sweep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515) |