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Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it...
spectacular frisky trailer park persian
  10/24/06
do you share these stories with anyone else?
twisted forum
  10/24/06
At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked ...
spectacular frisky trailer park persian
  10/24/06
you give me nightmares
azure curious corner keepsake machete
  10/24/06
hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier
vibrant metal stage water buffalo
  10/24/06
This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigation...
stimulating partner
  10/24/06
This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mothe...
appetizing flushed personal credit line
  10/24/06
i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. ...
vibrant metal stage water buffalo
  10/24/06
What the fuck?
Diverse mewling pocket flask puppy
  10/24/06
By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the...
Bat Shit Crazy Dilemma Gay Wizard
  10/24/06
Hilarious.
Rebellious stirring stage
  10/24/06
It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.
spectacular frisky trailer park persian
  10/25/06
Some of us find surrealism very erotic.
honey-headed bbw tank
  10/25/06
You say potato...
chest-beating market
  10/26/06
Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.
Citrine Rigor Boltzmann
  10/26/06
not enough
Turquoise hideous theater sweet tailpipe
  12/05/07
...
Turquoise hideous theater sweet tailpipe
  12/06/07
bounty the quicker picker upper
Spruce Police Squad
  03/02/08
nothing but cobwebs
Electric autistic blood rage philosopher-king
  04/23/08
*sweep sweep*
awkward racy turdskin
  04/23/08


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Date: October 24th, 2006 12:18 AM
Author: spectacular frisky trailer park persian

Quietly she tiptoed towards the cupboard door. She opened it and laughed at her silliness. "Nothing but cobwebs," she thought.

She slammed the cupboard door, and started to return to her bedroom.

Suddenly, three things happened in quick succession. First, there was a quiet but audible crash of what sounded like metals outside. Second, her head started to spin, and she became nauseous. Third, blood started to leak from her vagina.

Ignoring the sound, she took some Bounty from a nearby rack and cleaned herself as best as she could. While wiping her blood from the kitchen tile. CRASH! The sound was louder this time, and seemed nearer.

She assumed that it was older sister, with whom she was spending the weekend. With blood still dripping from her legs, the girl opened the kitchen door, and observed outside.

With a swift movement, a hand suddenly grabbed her ankles. Quickly, the man stuffed some Bounty into her mouth with one hand, and started to voraciously lick the period blood on her legs. Ignoring her muffled cries, he put a hopeful finger into her vagina. The finger came out covered with blood and a mucus-like substance. He slurped this greedily, and his hunger was greatly increased.

He dragged her by the mouth, closer to the kitchen sink. In his hunger for her period blood, he stuffed a spatula from the sink deep into her hole.

"Not enough" "Not enough" "Not enough" he cried every time he angrily shoved the bloody spatula deep into the hole.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845521)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:23 AM
Author: twisted forum

do you share these stories with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845553)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:26 AM
Author: spectacular frisky trailer park persian

At rasquach's advice, I e-mailed one to a girl that I liked to see if she would be impressed by my ability to write surreal stories.

To say the least, it didn't turn out so well :-(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845570)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:29 AM
Author: azure curious corner keepsake machete

you give me nightmares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6845601)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:37 AM
Author: vibrant metal stage water buffalo

hmm, your stories seem to get longer and creepier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847713)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:39 AM
Author: stimulating partner

This is the type of thing that sparks criminal investigations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847720)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: appetizing flushed personal credit line

This is the kind of thing that should have sparked his mother to kill him im his sleep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847731)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:44 AM
Author: vibrant metal stage water buffalo

i actually feel sorry for him. he's never had a girlfriend. he says he writes these stories to try to impress women in his ability to write surreal stories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847751)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:40 AM
Author: Diverse mewling pocket flask puppy

What the fuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847728)





Date: October 24th, 2006 11:42 AM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Dilemma Gay Wizard

By the responses in this thread so far, I'm guessing i'm the only one masturbating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847738)





Date: October 24th, 2006 12:12 PM
Author: Rebellious stirring stage

Hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6847913)





Date: October 25th, 2006 12:03 AM
Author: spectacular frisky trailer park persian

It wasn't meant to be porn. It's meant to be surrealism.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6852785)





Date: October 25th, 2006 9:33 PM
Author: honey-headed bbw tank

Some of us find surrealism very erotic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6858791)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:27 AM
Author: chest-beating market

You say potato...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6859973)





Date: October 26th, 2006 12:32 AM
Author: Citrine Rigor Boltzmann

Not quite as good as Lord Vixthor, but pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#6860012)





Date: December 5th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Turquoise hideous theater sweet tailpipe

not enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8982832)





Date: December 6th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Turquoise hideous theater sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#8984581)





Date: March 2nd, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: Spruce Police Squad

bounty the quicker picker upper

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9415962)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:40 AM
Author: Electric autistic blood rage philosopher-king

nothing but cobwebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669502)





Date: April 23rd, 2008 12:42 AM
Author: awkward racy turdskin

*sweep sweep*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=511923&forum_id=2#9669515)