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"Texas toast" is a rapacious and humiliating marketing gimmick to bait proles

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cu...
Geriatric aromatic quadroon
  06/27/25
what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with ...
drab stag film
  06/27/25
where restaurants serve texas toast?
shimmering tantric becky
  06/27/25
I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance...
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You are all debating the merits of prole-feed. At My 180 ...
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I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. W...
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  06/27/25
You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a sim...
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  06/27/25
wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re...
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the long arc of history bends toward truth to power
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Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious
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  06/27/25
it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!
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when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart ma...
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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Geriatric aromatic quadroon

they reduce the number of slices they give you after they cut it thicker and probably save on serving quantities, and there's less surface area to spread shit on so they save money on butter and whatever else. OOH but it's *TEXAS TOAST*, look how rich and DECADENT. it's fucking thick cut white bread lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053126)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:41 AM
Author: drab stag film

what sort of fucking psycho orders anything that comes with more than one slice of texas toast? you are getting more by it being thicker you fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053129)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: shimmering tantric becky

where restaurants serve texas toast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053141)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:25 AM
Author: drab stag film

I have only ever had it at various restaurants, for instance zaxby's and dairy queen both provide such toast with their chicken fingers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053151)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Razzle Nudist Antidepressant Drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: aphrodisiac silver location really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053148)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:47 AM
Author: Irate new version

You are all debating the merits of prole-feed.

At My 180 Cabin™, the toa$t is carved from petrified wood and buttered with the rendered fat of forgotten sorrows.

The Grizzlies do not complain about the surface area. They are, as Clark initially referred to them, "Gentlemen."

Your Zaxby's discourse has been logged. It will be reviewed during your final audit.

This is fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053240)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac silver location really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053339)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:05 AM
Author: brindle rehab

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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: lavender swashbuckling church building



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Date: June 27th, 2025 6:43 AM
Author: Crusty market twinkling uncleanness

I always thought Texas Toast was some kind of fried bread. What would you be spreading on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053235)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 7:08 AM
Author: bat shit crazy primrose corner wrinkle

You can tell xo is always bullshitting about "I'm a simple scots Irish SEC grad from prolestock" because of threads like this. Frozen Texas toast and (entree, often matched with spaghetti) was a late 90s/early 2000s proleslop staple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053248)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:55 AM
Author: Fragrant circlehead haunted graveyard

wow, it's about time someone finally spoke truth to power re: Texas toast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053340)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy primrose corner wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053353)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: vigorous godawful brunch idiot

the long arc of history bends toward truth to power

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053354)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:06 AM
Author: Hateful Psychic



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: adulterous thriller property people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053422)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: titillating range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053974)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Saffron Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054728)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:15 PM
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Date: June 28th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Alcoholic Saffron Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49056968)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: fear-inspiring gaping lodge



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: crimson school cafeteria mental disorder

Texas Toast is ambitious, vindictive and rapacious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053360)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: jet-lagged doctorate boistinker

it's outrageous! egregious! preposterous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053367)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Snowy newt hospital

(confused and enraged jew wondering why you just don't consume good old fashioned child pornography instead)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053959)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: Out-of-control Territorial Cruise Ship

when I was back in the states, I seem to remember Walmart making their own fresh baked Texas Toast which was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053964)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: puce razzmatazz orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

*Takes big bite out of corner of Texas toast*

"It's Oklahoma toast now!"

*entire table laughs uproariously, somebody yells "YEEE-HAWW"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49053980)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Alcoholic Saffron Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054729)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Razzle Nudist Antidepressant Drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Opaque tattoo business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49054117)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: lavender swashbuckling church building

I got "Texas toast" at one of these takeout places and it was literally a piece of bread with butter sprayed all over it. Very disappointed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743685&forum_id=2#49057026)