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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
splenetic hissy fit
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
splenetic hissy fit
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
chestnut big-titted dragon
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Narrow-minded impressive juggernaut
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
splenetic hissy fit
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Narrow-minded impressive juggernaut
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
dark pontificating hairy legs
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
Bright school cafeteria
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
Mewling Thirsty Piazza
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
splenetic hissy fit
  06/02/05
See above.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Gaped organic girlfriend
  06/02/05
Thanks!
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Lavender goyim friendly grandma
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
...
vigorous fanboi
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
slate useless locale
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Painfully honest amber halford
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
splenetic hissy fit
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Painfully honest amber halford
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
talking carmine house regret
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
talking carmine house regret
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
how did she do?
razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
talking carmine house regret
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
talking carmine house regret
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
talking carmine house regret
  06/02/05
Thanks!
violent native prole
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
aromatic generalized bond
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
multi-colored unholy base boltzmann
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
violent native prole
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
razzmatazz knife
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
opaque public bath
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
godawful grizzly sanctuary doctorate
  06/02/05
Fish-
buff abnormal gas station
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
know-it-all property
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
violent native prole
  06/02/05
good job.
Misanthropic Shitlib Box Office
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
violent native prole
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
violent rambunctious volcanic crater location
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
violent native prole
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
violent native prole
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
violent native prole
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
violent native prole
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
violent native prole
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
violent native prole
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
Not much.
violent native prole
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Lime parlour double fault
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
razzmatazz knife
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
violent native prole
  06/11/05
Congrats!
Gay judgmental senate filthpig
  06/11/05
Thanks!
violent native prole
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
slate useless locale
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
charismatic drab area
  10/07/05
...
aphrodisiac iridescent lay therapy
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Peach Azn
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Peach Azn
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Peach Azn
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Peach Azn
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
Laughsome wrinkle
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
supple crackhouse
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
violent native prole
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
violent native prole
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
Curious pocket flask stag film
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
supple crackhouse
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Exciting Emerald National Security Agency Theater
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Flickering wonderful market antidepressant drug
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
violent native prole
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
hyperventilating newt pistol
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Histrionic dingle berry
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
scarlet meetinghouse
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
violent native prole
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Fragrant erotic stead preventive strike
  10/07/05
...
Sexy sadistic rehab gunner
  11/07/05
and cornell
Swashbuckling pozpig
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
diverse address water buffalo
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
violent native prole
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
cocky navy round eye cuckold
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
aromatic generalized bond
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
titillating pit
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
aromatic generalized bond
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
irradiated international law enforcement agency fortuitous meteor
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
cocky navy round eye cuckold
  10/19/05
lol
fighting crystalline ape space
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
slate useless locale
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
primrose internal respiration mental disorder
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
violent native prole
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
cocky navy round eye cuckold
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
primrose internal respiration mental disorder
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
violent native prole
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
primrose internal respiration mental disorder
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
violent native prole
  10/19/05
pffft.
vigorous fanboi
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
violent native prole
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
heady cumskin kitchen
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
violent native prole
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
vigorous fanboi
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
violent native prole
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
vigorous fanboi
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
violent native prole
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
Curious pocket flask stag film
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
link?
Arousing Jade French Chef Shrine
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Arousing Jade French Chef Shrine
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
translucent stirring affirmative action
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
cheese-eating set alpha
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Motley stage hominid
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
Flirting razzle forum mediation
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Motley stage hominid
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Startled home kitty cat
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Motley stage hominid
  01/23/08
...
Tan jew
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
frozen bbw trailer park
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
Tan jew
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
frozen bbw trailer park
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: violent native prole

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: splenetic hissy fit

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: violent native prole

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: splenetic hissy fit

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: violent native prole

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: chestnut big-titted dragon

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Narrow-minded impressive juggernaut

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: splenetic hissy fit

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: violent native prole

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Narrow-minded impressive juggernaut

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: violent native prole

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: dark pontificating hairy legs

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: violent native prole

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: Bright school cafeteria

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Mewling Thirsty Piazza

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: splenetic hissy fit

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: violent native prole

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Gaped organic girlfriend

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Lavender goyim friendly grandma

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: violent native prole

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: slate useless locale

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Painfully honest amber halford

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: splenetic hissy fit

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Painfully honest amber halford

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: violent native prole

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: talking carmine house regret

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: talking carmine house regret

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: violent native prole

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: violent native prole

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: violent native prole

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle hospital fat ankles

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: violent native prole

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: violent native prole

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Brilliant Mind-boggling Step-uncle's House Potus

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: talking carmine house regret

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: violent native prole

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: talking carmine house regret

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: violent native prole

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: talking carmine house regret

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: aromatic generalized bond

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy base boltzmann

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz knife

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: opaque public bath

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: godawful grizzly sanctuary doctorate

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: buff abnormal gas station
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: know-it-all property

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: violent native prole

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic Shitlib Box Office

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: violent native prole

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: violent native prole

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: violent rambunctious volcanic crater location

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: violent native prole

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: violent native prole

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: violent native prole

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: violent native prole

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: violent native prole

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: violent native prole

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: violent native prole

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: violent native prole

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: violent native prole

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: violent native prole

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: violent native prole

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: violent native prole

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Lime parlour double fault

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz knife

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: violent native prole

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Gay judgmental senate filthpig

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: violent native prole

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: slate useless locale

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: charismatic drab area

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: aphrodisiac iridescent lay therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Peach Azn

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Peach Azn

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Peach Azn

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Peach Azn

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Laughsome wrinkle

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: violent native prole

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: violent native prole

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Curious pocket flask stag film

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: supple crackhouse

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: violent native prole

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Exciting Emerald National Security Agency Theater

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Flickering wonderful market antidepressant drug

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: violent native prole

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: violent native prole

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: violent native prole

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: violent native prole

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating newt pistol

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Histrionic dingle berry

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: violent native prole

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: scarlet meetinghouse

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: violent native prole

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Fragrant erotic stead preventive strike

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Sexy sadistic rehab gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: Swashbuckling pozpig

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: diverse address water buffalo

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: violent native prole

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: cocky navy round eye cuckold

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: aromatic generalized bond

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: titillating pit

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: aromatic generalized bond

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: irradiated international law enforcement agency fortuitous meteor

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: cocky navy round eye cuckold

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: fighting crystalline ape space

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: slate useless locale

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: primrose internal respiration mental disorder

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: violent native prole

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: cocky navy round eye cuckold

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: primrose internal respiration mental disorder

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: violent native prole

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: primrose internal respiration mental disorder

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: violent native prole

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: violent native prole

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: heady cumskin kitchen

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: violent native prole

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: violent native prole

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: vigorous fanboi

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: violent native prole

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Curious pocket flask stag film

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Arousing Jade French Chef Shrine

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Arousing Jade French Chef Shrine

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: translucent stirring affirmative action

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating set alpha

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Flirting razzle forum mediation

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Startled home kitty cat

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Motley stage hominid

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Tan jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: frozen bbw trailer park

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: Tan jew

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: frozen bbw trailer park

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)