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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!
So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.
Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM Author: Aqua curious bawdyhouse Your GPA is still shitty, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Aqua curious bawdyhouse yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM Author: beady-eyed chartreuse business firm hahaha!
no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Arousing Black Sweet Tailpipe What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Aqua curious bawdyhouse he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Proactive measures.
- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.
- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.
- Talked to the prof before exams.
- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.
- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.
Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM Author: Arousing Black Sweet Tailpipe two electives as a 1L? isn't that high? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM Author: irradiated bat shit crazy depressive Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM Author: Henna vibrant brethren where'd you do your ugrad? a state school? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: Purple stead Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM Author: Aqua curious bawdyhouse he rimmed madame cunt before every test (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home See above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM Author: Disgusting Sepia Stag Film Trust Fund Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM Author: Dull university milk Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM Author: ultramarine floppy masturbator keepsake machete (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM Author: know-it-all laughsome market factory reset button I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419) |
Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM Author: peach library congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM Author: Aqua curious bawdyhouse if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM Author: peach library rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM Author: swashbuckling wine private investor You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM Author: smoky pit gunner trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM Author: maize sticky set cuck What about cat teeth marks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM Author: smoky pit gunner you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM Author: maize sticky set cuck Good then i'm all set. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home "trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."
Fucking beagle. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM Author: swashbuckling wine private investor haha The beagle gets more action than you! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM Author: smoky pit gunner how did she do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Not so good, though slightly better than last semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM Author: swashbuckling wine private investor Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home It really, really isn't.
Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: swashbuckling wine private investor She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM Author: maize sticky set cuck Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM Author: maize sticky set cuck I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home No, you're just around her more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM Author: maize sticky set cuck Bad news. Edit: Congrats. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM Author: Flatulent lascivious property You follow her around on a leash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM Author: territorial godawful crackhouse water buffalo Way to go, Fishdick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: sable affirmative action haha!
your name's misspelled but I still like it |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM Author: talented hot filthpig plaza congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM Author: thriller vermilion fanboi therapy Nice job...Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM Author: Dashing Swollen State Subject: Fish- Way to collect yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM Author: racy heaven indirect expression since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.
Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class. |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM Author: aromatic twinkling site good job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131) |
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Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM Author: Motley fantasy-prone gas station fuck, that's some curve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Is it good or bad? I don't really know. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?
See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke How is that possible? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'm lost. Sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home 45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.
Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point. |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). I'd say you're in the bottom half. |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.
Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy. |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You really are a moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Not much. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM Author: Lavender sickened sandwich yarmulke You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half. HTH |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM Author: sable affirmative action he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM Author: Orange razzle field new version Congrats! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585) |
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Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Thanks! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM Author: cerise whorehouse Wow.
An absolutely fucking brutal bump.
And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.
Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.
Praise be to allah. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM Author: know-it-all laughsome market factory reset button Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM Author: Frisky boistinker menage the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM Author: Fiercely-loyal Razzmatazz Dragon Sanctuary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM Author: ocher toaster I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: cerise whorehouse He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM Author: ocher toaster oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM Author: cerise whorehouse Its getting late.
I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM Author: ocher toaster ah ok.
On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave? |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM Author: cerise whorehouse I don't know.
I guess we'll see. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM Author: ocher toaster I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM Author: Contagious deranged station link? has he complained about it lately? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM Author: Diverse death wish mental disorder http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2
Midway down. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM Author: cerise whorehouse And not without cause.
I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM Author: tripping mother trailer park Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM Author: Diverse death wish mental disorder Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Bearded corn cake I think you are cooler than Mandy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM Author: Spruce Charismatic Hell Haunted Graveyard maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim maybe its his shitty personality? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim ...............so you think! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home "but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"
No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all. |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM Author: cerise whorehouse I didn't bump this, FWIW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM Author: Carmine mind-boggling base jewess I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM Author: rusted puppy goyim maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM Author: startled lay "Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."
Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else... |
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Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM Author: dun theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384) |
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Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM Author: Haunting Stage Legal Warrant and cornell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131) |
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Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM Author: Vivacious coral windowlicker institution Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM Author: Splenetic nursing home Good to know. Thanks for the info. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM Author: bronze elastic band ticket booth i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Apparently, this was the credited response. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM Author: Flatulent lascivious property I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM Author: Avocado twisted corner Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709) |
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Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM Author: Flatulent lascivious property Thank Stroooock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM Author: aphrodisiac useless brakes coldplay fan Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM Author: bronze elastic band ticket booth It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2 |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM Author: Internet-worthy Potus lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM Author: know-it-all laughsome market factory reset button that's the point of the bump, dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM Author: bossy lilac box office Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/
HTH |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'd much prefer Army or Air Force. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM Author: bronze elastic band ticket booth You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM Author: bossy lilac box office What about FBI or CIA ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'd prefer FBI to CIA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM Author: bossy lilac box office Thought of applying yet ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055) |
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Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM Author: Splenetic nursing home I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM Author: ultramarine floppy masturbator keepsake machete pffft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM Author: jade soul-stirring tanning salon Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Hey thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM Author: ultramarine floppy masturbator keepsake machete LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM Author: ultramarine floppy masturbator keepsake machete Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM Author: Splenetic nursing home I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694) |
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Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM Author: tripping mother trailer park We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.
It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected. |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school? You set a high bar, friend. |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM Author: Chrome Mediation link? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM Author: Chrome Mediation i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part. but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now. |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol Of course you don't intend to. But you will. |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.
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Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options. Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC. |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.
That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.
Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM Author: Poppy domesticated school pistol "Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC." If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth? |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM Author: 180 aquamarine legend cruise ship ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896) |
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Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM Author: Vigorous preventive strike messiness But you are still, and will always be, ugly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM Author: Angry excitant resort coffee pot Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.
Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead. |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM Author: exhilarant tank scourge upon the earth Poster below bumped it you fucking moron. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM Author: Provocative Hospital (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM Author: nighttime range I feel good now. TY (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM Author: Provocative Hospital This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180) |
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Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM Author: nighttime range It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196) |