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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
sienna stead
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
sienna stead
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
at-the-ready alcoholic corner digit ratio
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Splenetic Titillating Pit
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
sienna stead
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Splenetic Titillating Pit
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
Slimy cheese-eating filthpig ladyboy
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
lascivious zombie-like windowlicker
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
appetizing disrespectful coffee pot
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
sienna stead
  06/02/05
See above.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Stimulating Useless Brakes Heaven
  06/02/05
Thanks!
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
Excitant Olive Water Buffalo State
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
...
Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Fiercely-loyal Mood
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Concupiscible Cowardly Stage
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
sienna stead
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Concupiscible Cowardly Stage
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
avocado floppy dopamine brethren
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
Marvelous hell boistinker
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
sable outnumbered lettuce institution
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
Marvelous hell boistinker
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
sable outnumbered lettuce institution
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
avocado floppy dopamine brethren
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
how did she do?
Marvelous hell boistinker
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
avocado floppy dopamine brethren
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
avocado floppy dopamine brethren
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
sable outnumbered lettuce institution
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
sable outnumbered lettuce institution
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
sable outnumbered lettuce institution
  06/02/05
Thanks!
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
High-end cordovan tanning salon roast beef
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
fighting parlor
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
aqua slippery party of the first part twinkling uncleanness
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
alcoholic orchestra pit
  06/02/05
Fish-
gaped whorehouse stain
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Vermilion Hot Mexican Site
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
good job.
stirring sickened mediation national
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
cerise center weed whacker
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
Not much.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
fighting parlor
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
Congrats!
talented newt
  06/11/05
Thanks!
buff bateful jew kitchen
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Fiercely-loyal Mood
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
medicated stage pisswyrm
  10/07/05
...
seedy persian casino
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Startled racy set
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Startled racy set
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Startled racy set
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Startled racy set
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
opaque market
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
irate irradiated jewess
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
histrionic zippy prole theater stage
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
irate irradiated jewess
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
pea-brained fishy indian lodge
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Yellow magical property
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Free-loading diverse pervert
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
scarlet shrine dog poop
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Self-centered Dilemma Macaca
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
hairraiser plum field mother
  10/07/05
...
Spectacular stock car
  11/07/05
and cornell
orchid bossy boltzmann
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
Contagious Hominid
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
Vibrant library
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Kink-friendly garrison mad cow disease
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Sepia Haunting Clown Trailer Park
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
Vibrant library
  10/19/05
lol
Umber vivacious immigrant location
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Fiercely-loyal Mood
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
Cerebral hateful toaster point
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
Vibrant library
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
Cerebral hateful toaster point
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
Cerebral hateful toaster point
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  10/19/05
pffft.
Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
boyish feces step-uncle's house
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
buff bateful jew kitchen
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
buff bateful jew kitchen
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
histrionic zippy prole theater stage
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
link?
Beady-eyed maize kitty cat
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Beady-eyed maize kitty cat
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
bistre shaky codepig ticket booth
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
Passionate unholy old irish cottage trust fund
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
Razzmatazz sound barrier
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
pearl bearded hall preventive strike
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Burgundy heady idiot elastic band
  01/23/08
...
thriller transparent telephone genital piercing
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
sinister messiness crackhouse
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
thriller transparent telephone genital piercing
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
sinister messiness crackhouse
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: sienna stead

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: sienna stead

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: at-the-ready alcoholic corner digit ratio

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Splenetic Titillating Pit

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: sienna stead

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Splenetic Titillating Pit

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: Slimy cheese-eating filthpig ladyboy

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: lascivious zombie-like windowlicker

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: appetizing disrespectful coffee pot

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: sienna stead

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Stimulating Useless Brakes Heaven

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: Excitant Olive Water Buffalo State

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mood

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cowardly Stage

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: sienna stead

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Concupiscible Cowardly Stage

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: avocado floppy dopamine brethren

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Marvelous hell boistinker

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: sable outnumbered lettuce institution

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: Marvelous hell boistinker

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: sable outnumbered lettuce institution

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: avocado floppy dopamine brethren

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: Marvelous hell boistinker

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: avocado floppy dopamine brethren

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: avocado floppy dopamine brethren

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: sable outnumbered lettuce institution

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: sable outnumbered lettuce institution

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: sable outnumbered lettuce institution

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: High-end cordovan tanning salon roast beef

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: fighting parlor

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: aqua slippery party of the first part twinkling uncleanness

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: alcoholic orchestra pit

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: gaped whorehouse stain
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Vermilion Hot Mexican Site

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: stirring sickened mediation national

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: cerise center weed whacker

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Primrose Painfully Honest Foreskin Parlour

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: fighting parlor

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: talented newt

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mood

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: medicated stage pisswyrm

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: seedy persian casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Startled racy set

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Startled racy set

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Startled racy set

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Startled racy set

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: opaque market

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: irate irradiated jewess

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: histrionic zippy prole theater stage

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: irate irradiated jewess

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: pea-brained fishy indian lodge

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Yellow magical property

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Free-loading diverse pervert

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: scarlet shrine dog poop

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Self-centered Dilemma Macaca

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: hairraiser plum field mother

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Spectacular stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: orchid bossy boltzmann

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: Contagious Hominid

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Vibrant library

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Kink-friendly garrison mad cow disease

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: metal autistic doctorate sneaky criminal

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Sepia Haunting Clown Trailer Park

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: Vibrant library

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: Umber vivacious immigrant location

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Mood

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Cerebral hateful toaster point

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Vibrant library

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Cerebral hateful toaster point

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Cerebral hateful toaster point

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: boyish feces step-uncle's house

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Rehab Coldplay Fan

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: buff bateful jew kitchen

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: histrionic zippy prole theater stage

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Beady-eyed maize kitty cat

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Beady-eyed maize kitty cat

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: bistre shaky codepig ticket booth

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Passionate unholy old irish cottage trust fund

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sound barrier

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: pearl bearded hall preventive strike

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Burgundy heady idiot elastic band

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: thriller transparent telephone genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: sinister messiness crackhouse

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: thriller transparent telephone genital piercing

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: sinister messiness crackhouse

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)