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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
Filthy whorehouse
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
Anal umber bawdyhouse
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
Anal umber bawdyhouse
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
Obsidian den
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
insane rigpig
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
Cheese-eating Impressive Alpha
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account
  06/02/05
See above.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
Dun zombie-like newt
  06/02/05
Thanks!
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
trip market
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
...
doobsian box office roommate
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Marvelous Telephone
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Low-t sanctuary
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Low-t sanctuary
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
supple confused casino
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
mentally impaired tattoo
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
Histrionic location hominid
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
mentally impaired tattoo
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
Histrionic location hominid
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
supple confused casino
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
how did she do?
mentally impaired tattoo
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
supple confused casino
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
supple confused casino
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
Histrionic location hominid
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
Histrionic location hominid
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
Histrionic location hominid
  06/02/05
Thanks!
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
razzle-dazzle jew
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
Big khaki site
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
bespoke milk
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
Know-it-all meetinghouse clown
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Erotic lodge mother
  06/02/05
Fish-
Irate old irish cottage international law enforcement agency
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
Bronze goal in life
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
good job.
blue school
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
startling cracking theater stage
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
outnumbered violent jap field
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
Not much.
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Awkward Senate
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
bespoke milk
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
Congrats!
razzle gay dragon
  06/11/05
Thanks!
startling cracking theater stage
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Marvelous Telephone
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
demanding aggressive hospital
  10/07/05
...
Scarlet insanely creepy public bath
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Mind-boggling theatre
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Mind-boggling theatre
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Mind-boggling theatre
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Mind-boggling theatre
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
spectacular plaza
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
Boyish private investor
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
concupiscible flatulent legend
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
Boyish private investor
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Dashing National
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Carnelian useless brakes pozpig
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Turquoise trailer park
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Amber Wonderful Address Mood
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
Cream Mental Disorder Nursing Home
  10/07/05
...
Contagious aqua locus regret
  11/07/05
and cornell
shivering black parlor
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
exhilarant candlestick maker library
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
snowy arrogant gas station
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
razzle-dazzle jew
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Sexy Point Volcanic Crater
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
razzle-dazzle jew
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
curious mad cow disease
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
snowy arrogant gas station
  10/19/05
lol
Ebony tank new version
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Marvelous Telephone
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
hairless sienna giraffe home
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
snowy arrogant gas station
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
hairless sienna giraffe home
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
startling cracking theater stage
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
hairless sienna giraffe home
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
startling cracking theater stage
  10/19/05
pffft.
doobsian box office roommate
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
startling cracking theater stage
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
white indecent boiling water
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
startling cracking theater stage
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
doobsian box office roommate
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
startling cracking theater stage
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
doobsian box office roommate
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
startling cracking theater stage
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
concupiscible flatulent legend
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
link?
motley bistre police squad idiot
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
motley bistre police squad idiot
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
Fragrant yapping state bbw
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
walnut adventurous stag film
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Deranged Toilet Seat
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
cerebral startled menage
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Deranged Toilet Seat
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
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  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Deranged Toilet Seat
  01/23/08
...
zippy stead
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
Thirsty mischievous blood rage kitchen
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
zippy stead
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
Thirsty mischievous blood rage kitchen
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: Filthy whorehouse

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Anal umber bawdyhouse

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: Anal umber bawdyhouse

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: Obsidian den

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: insane rigpig

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Impressive Alpha

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: Dun zombie-like newt

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: trip market

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: doobsian box office roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Marvelous Telephone

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Low-t sanctuary

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Cordovan Elite Spot Community Account

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Low-t sanctuary

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: supple confused casino

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: mentally impaired tattoo

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Histrionic location hominid

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: mentally impaired tattoo

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Histrionic location hominid

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: supple confused casino

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired tattoo

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: supple confused casino

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: supple confused casino

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Histrionic location hominid

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Histrionic location hominid

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Histrionic location hominid

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: Big khaki site

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: bespoke milk

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Know-it-all meetinghouse clown

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Erotic lodge mother

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Irate old irish cottage international law enforcement agency
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: Bronze goal in life

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: blue school

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: outnumbered violent jap field

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Awkward Senate

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: bespoke milk

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: razzle gay dragon

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Marvelous Telephone

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: demanding aggressive hospital

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: Scarlet insanely creepy public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Mind-boggling theatre

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: spectacular plaza

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Boyish private investor

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: concupiscible flatulent legend

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Boyish private investor

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Dashing National

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Carnelian useless brakes pozpig

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful Mahogany Tanning Salon Marketing Idea

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Turquoise trailer park

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Amber Wonderful Address Mood

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: Cream Mental Disorder Nursing Home

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Contagious aqua locus regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: shivering black parlor

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: exhilarant candlestick maker library

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: snowy arrogant gas station

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Sexy Point Volcanic Crater

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle jew

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: curious mad cow disease

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: snowy arrogant gas station

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: Ebony tank new version

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Marvelous Telephone

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: hairless sienna giraffe home

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: snowy arrogant gas station

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: hairless sienna giraffe home

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: hairless sienna giraffe home

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: doobsian box office roommate

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: white indecent boiling water

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: doobsian box office roommate

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: doobsian box office roommate

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: startling cracking theater stage

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: concupiscible flatulent legend

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: motley bistre police squad idiot

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: motley bistre police squad idiot

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping state bbw

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: walnut adventurous stag film

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: cerebral startled menage

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: odious famous landscape painting fortuitous meteor

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Deranged Toilet Seat

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: zippy stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: Thirsty mischievous blood rage kitchen

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: zippy stead

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: Thirsty mischievous blood rage kitchen

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)