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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
Frum Set
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
provocative glassy stage indirect expression
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
provocative glassy stage indirect expression
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
odious dun address
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
free-loading flushed ladyboy indian lodge
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
translucent son of senegal
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat
  06/02/05
See above.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
self-absorbed cream faggotry
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
fishy heaven
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
...
carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
hairraiser puppy
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
Light Confused Theater
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
Light Confused Theater
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
exciting lake business firm dingle berry
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
copper round eye garrison
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
Pink swashbuckling ape
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
copper round eye garrison
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
Pink swashbuckling ape
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
exciting lake business firm dingle berry
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
how did she do?
copper round eye garrison
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
exciting lake business firm dingle berry
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
exciting lake business firm dingle berry
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
Pink swashbuckling ape
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
Pink swashbuckling ape
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
Pink swashbuckling ape
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
diverse stubborn lay cuckold
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
jade legend therapy
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
talented lettuce
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
geriatric police squad principal's office
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
Nighttime khaki wagecucks spot
  06/02/05
Fish-
Ruddy Juggernaut Area
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
contagious salmon parlour
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
good job.
Nudist Chest-beating Plaza Macaca
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
razzmatazz snowy rigpig sweet tailpipe
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
Not much.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
Deep deer antler
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
talented lettuce
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
Congrats!
Cordovan Idiot
  06/11/05
Thanks!
Carmine kitty cat corner
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
hairraiser puppy
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
pontificating useless brakes base
  10/07/05
...
judgmental citrine senate
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
Maniacal Amber Crotch
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
Maniacal Amber Crotch
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
Maniacal Amber Crotch
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
Maniacal Amber Crotch
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
Gay Black Woman Orchestra Pit
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
Zombie-like motley church mother
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
Self-centered fluffy regret personal credit line
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
Zombie-like motley church mother
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
chartreuse concupiscible mad-dog skullcap
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
Aquamarine Comical Fat Ankles Roommate
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Heady lodge
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
offensive dysfunction trailer park
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
Hilarious box office
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
learning disabled really tough guy mediation
  10/07/05
...
Mauve market
  11/07/05
and cornell
orchid jew
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
Fragrant field trust fund
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
180 mewling center new version
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
diverse stubborn lay cuckold
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
Ultramarine at-the-ready double fault
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
diverse stubborn lay cuckold
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
Insecure hunting ground
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
180 mewling center new version
  10/19/05
lol
Talking thriller institution
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
hairraiser puppy
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
Curious Ruby Hominid
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
180 mewling center new version
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
Curious Ruby Hominid
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
Curious Ruby Hominid
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  10/19/05
pffft.
carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
appetizing sooty elastic band theatre
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
Carmine kitty cat corner
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
Carmine kitty cat corner
  11/06/05
Wrong.
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
Self-centered fluffy regret personal credit line
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
link?
Irradiated stage milk
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Irradiated stage milk
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
silver marketing idea
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
slate casino
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
violent hall
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Mint trip sandwich
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib
  01/23/08
...
Maize galvanic mood brunch
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
stimulating boistinker patrolman
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
Maize galvanic mood brunch
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
stimulating boistinker patrolman
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: Frum Set

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: provocative glassy stage indirect expression

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: provocative glassy stage indirect expression

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: odious dun address

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: free-loading flushed ladyboy indian lodge

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: translucent son of senegal

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: self-absorbed cream faggotry

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: fishy heaven

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: hairraiser puppy

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Light Confused Theater

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Swollen famous landscape painting toilet seat

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Light Confused Theater

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: exciting lake business firm dingle berry

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: copper round eye garrison

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: Pink swashbuckling ape

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: copper round eye garrison

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: Pink swashbuckling ape

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: exciting lake business firm dingle berry

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: copper round eye garrison

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: exciting lake business firm dingle berry

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: exciting lake business firm dingle berry

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Pink swashbuckling ape

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: Pink swashbuckling ape

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: Pink swashbuckling ape

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: diverse stubborn lay cuckold

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: jade legend therapy

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: talented lettuce

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: geriatric police squad principal's office

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: Nighttime khaki wagecucks spot

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Ruddy Juggernaut Area
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: contagious salmon parlour

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: Nudist Chest-beating Plaza Macaca

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: razzmatazz snowy rigpig sweet tailpipe

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Deep deer antler

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: talented lettuce

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Cordovan Idiot

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Heady lodge

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: hairraiser puppy

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: pontificating useless brakes base

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: judgmental citrine senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: Maniacal Amber Crotch

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Heady lodge

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: Maniacal Amber Crotch

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Heady lodge

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: Maniacal Amber Crotch

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Heady lodge

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: Maniacal Amber Crotch

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: Gay Black Woman Orchestra Pit

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like motley church mother

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Heady lodge

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Self-centered fluffy regret personal credit line

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Zombie-like motley church mother

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: chartreuse concupiscible mad-dog skullcap

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Aquamarine Comical Fat Ankles Roommate

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Heady lodge

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: offensive dysfunction trailer park

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Hilarious box office

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: learning disabled really tough guy mediation

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: Mauve market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: orchid jew

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: Fragrant field trust fund

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: 180 mewling center new version

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: diverse stubborn lay cuckold

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: Ultramarine at-the-ready double fault

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: diverse stubborn lay cuckold

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: Insecure hunting ground

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: 180 mewling center new version

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: Talking thriller institution

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: hairraiser puppy

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: Curious Ruby Hominid

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: 180 mewling center new version

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Curious Ruby Hominid

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: Curious Ruby Hominid

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: appetizing sooty elastic band theatre

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: carnelian alcoholic organic girlfriend

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Carmine kitty cat corner

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: Self-centered fluffy regret personal credit line

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Irradiated stage milk

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Irradiated stage milk

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: silver marketing idea

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: slate casino

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: violent hall

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Mint trip sandwich

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: Wonderful crystalline piazza shitlib

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: Maize galvanic mood brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: stimulating boistinker patrolman

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: Maize galvanic mood brunch

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: stimulating boistinker patrolman

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)