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Meanest Fish - The Feel Good Story of 1L

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, pi...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Your GPA is still shitty, though.
Titillating reading party
  06/02/05
Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8
Titillating reading party
  06/02/05
Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what scho...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
hahaha! no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.
narrow-minded menage
  06/02/05
What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "cl...
flickering shitlib
  06/02/05
he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam
Titillating reading party
  06/02/05
Proactive measures. - Was more active in class instead of...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?
flickering shitlib
  06/02/05
Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure ...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.
know-it-all faggot firefighter
  06/02/05
I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its o...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?
fragrant flesh striped hyena round eye
  06/01/07
Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do tha...
floppy scourge upon the earth dopamine
  06/02/05
he rimmed madame cunt before every test
Titillating reading party
  06/02/05
See above.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.
spectacular set
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wa...
spruce nibblets affirmative action
  06/02/05
I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
...
Contagious maniacal patrolman
  10/07/05
I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.
Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy
  10/07/05
congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse o...
cerebral forum roommate
  06/02/05
if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fai...
Titillating reading party
  06/02/05
rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not...
cerebral forum roommate
  06/02/05
That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did gre...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is ...
vigorous lemon indirect expression
  06/02/05
trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.
violet marvelous center
  06/02/05
What about cat teeth marks?
buff hell tattoo
  06/02/05
you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.
violet marvelous center
  06/02/05
Good then i'm all set.
buff hell tattoo
  06/02/05
"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their lab...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
haha The beagle gets more action than you!
vigorous lemon indirect expression
  06/02/05
What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fuckin...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
how did she do?
violet marvelous center
  06/02/05
Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin...
vigorous lemon indirect expression
  06/02/05
It really, really isn't. Its more like because your GPA i...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumba...
vigorous lemon indirect expression
  06/02/05
Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.
buff hell tattoo
  06/02/05
You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and yo...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of ...
buff hell tattoo
  06/02/05
No, you're just around her more.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
Bad news. Edit: Congrats.
buff hell tattoo
  06/02/05
Thanks!
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
You follow her around on a leash.
cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner
  06/02/05
Way to go, Fishdick.
sepia motley love of her life
  06/02/05
Thanks, I think.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
haha! your name's misspelled but I still like it
Beady-eyed Fishy Fanboi
  06/11/05
congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and w...
Geriatric Bateful Famous Landscape Painting
  06/02/05
Nice job...Congrats!
cocky senate
  06/02/05
Fish-
Comical azure home selfie
  06/02/05
Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
since when should someone be congratulated for being medio...
soggy tan gas station
  06/02/05
You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the p...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
good job.
at-the-ready pit
  06/02/05
Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/02/05
You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, th...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such informa...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
fuck, that's some curve
nofapping hospital immigrant
  06/11/05
Is it good or bad? I don't really know.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than b...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to ...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
How is that possible?
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say,...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
I'm lost. Sorry.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. Y...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad gr...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than ...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you sti...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33). ...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair en...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile ...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
Are you kidding me? http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so....
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
You really are a moron.
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3....
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
Not much.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is bel...
wild gay wizard alpha
  06/11/05
he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half as...
Beady-eyed Fishy Fanboi
  06/11/05
Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my cl...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
Congrats!
Well-lubricated Swollen Ticket Booth Associate
  06/11/05
Thanks!
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  06/11/05
Wow. An absolutely fucking brutal bump. And for the re...
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful examp...
Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy
  10/07/05
the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good
painfully honest church twinkling uncleanness
  10/07/05
...
arousing blue idiot location
  10/07/05
I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.
talented stage
  10/07/05
He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody...
talented stage
  10/07/05
Its getting late. I still think he'll get something, but ...
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
ah ok. On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to ...
talented stage
  10/07/05
I don't know. I guess we'll see.
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoe...
talented stage
  10/07/05
link? has he complained about it lately?
fluffy crackhouse
  10/07/05
http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&...
Milky dashing cuck really tough guy
  10/07/05
I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
And not without cause. I was whining without cause, and n...
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think...
mint flatulent regret weed whacker
  10/07/05
Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.
Milky dashing cuck really tough guy
  10/07/05
I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and lif...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
I think you are cooler than Mandy.
Henna Razzmatazz Theatre
  10/07/05
maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any ...
glittery ratface
  10/07/05
maybe its his shitty personality?
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
...............so you think!
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every ...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can...
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just t...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep dow...
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
I didn't bump this, FWIW.
Frozen philosopher-king
  10/07/05
I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was vi...
Crystalline cumskin tanning salon
  10/07/05
HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than th...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!
bisexual becky sanctuary
  10/07/05
Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensur...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/07/05
"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be...
seedy slippery temple
  10/07/05
...
maize native
  11/07/05
and cornell
vivacious ape
  11/07/05
Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horr...
Walnut vibrant school
  10/07/05
Good to know. Thanks for the info.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/16/05
i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker...
Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed
  10/19/05
Apparently, this was the credited response.
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. I...
cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner
  10/16/05
Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.
crawly dingle berry
  10/16/05
Thank Stroooock.
cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner
  10/16/05
Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "...
turquoise curious base
  10/19/05
It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household. http:...
Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed
  10/19/05
lol
appetizing startling generalized bond
  01/23/08
that's the point of the bump, dude.
Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy
  10/19/05
Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/ HTH
mahogany thriller station
  10/19/05
I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/19/05
You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' eith...
Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed
  10/19/05
What about FBI or CIA ?
mahogany thriller station
  10/19/05
I'd prefer FBI to CIA.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/19/05
Thought of applying yet ?
mahogany thriller station
  10/19/05
I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that ro...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  10/19/05
pffft.
Contagious maniacal patrolman
  11/06/05
We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a r...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  11/06/05
Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soo...
aggressive resort
  11/06/05
Hey thanks.
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  11/06/05
LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.
Contagious maniacal patrolman
  11/06/05
Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they ge...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  11/06/05
Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no ...
Contagious maniacal patrolman
  11/06/05
I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from wh...
Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams
  11/06/05
Wrong.
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing h...
mint flatulent regret weed whacker
  11/06/05
AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always g...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had mo...
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
link?
Harsh Liquid Oxygen
  06/01/07
See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding fo...
Harsh Liquid Oxygen
  06/01/07
Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tale...
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
Of course you don't intend to. But you will.
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit li...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not ge...
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks avail...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus i...
alcoholic 180 jap
  06/01/07
Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have ...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someo...
big hall
  06/01/07
This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more ...
exciting frum persian ceo
  06/01/07
But you are still, and will always be, ugly.
pink hairless faggotry coldplay fan
  06/01/07
I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.
exciting frum persian ceo
  01/23/08
Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going ...
Clear Disturbing People Who Are Hurt
  01/23/08
Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.
exciting frum persian ceo
  01/23/08
...
odious mediation
  01/23/08
I feel good now. TY
racy federal school cafeteria
  01/23/08
This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes...
odious mediation
  01/23/08
It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like...
racy federal school cafeteria
  01/23/08


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Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:24 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Yep, the turnaround story of the year. Went from shitty, piss-poor 1st semester grades to a 3.6. From bottom 25% to soundly beating the curve. My cumulative is just over 3.3. I am so fucking psyched!

So take that RWA and everyone else who said I'd fail miserably.

Oh, and thanks people who said I'd turn it around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914075)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:25 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

Your GPA is still shitty, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914084)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Dude, its a fuckload better than a 3.0.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914093)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

yeah but it doesnt touch my 3.8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914098)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Wow, well done. Mind if I ask what you do? Also, what school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914216)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 5:00 PM
Author: narrow-minded menage

hahaha!

no comment. what a classy bastard....3.8 and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914937)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: flickering shitlib

What do you attribute your success to? Did it just "click" all of a sudden, or did you take proactive measures that turned things around?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914090)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

he shoved a plunger up his ass before every exam

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914097)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Proactive measures.

- Was more active in class instead of just passively trying to take it in.

- Didn't outline. This may not be a good idea for many, but for me outlining wasted a ton of time and yielded little benefit.

- Talked to the prof before exams.

- Yeah, experience really helped me understand what is going on. 1st semester I was lost. Here I knew what to focus on.

- Improved my research and writing skills. One of my As was legal research and writing.

Note, that I'm still not anywhere near perfect. I got one B where I was sure I'd do better. Plus, I had classes where I was just better. 2/3 As were in elective classes with 2Ls and 3Ls there, and classes I simply knew a lot about coming in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914150)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: flickering shitlib

two electives as a 1L? isn't that high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914332)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:55 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Yeah, its as high as any school I know of. I'm pretty sure Penn has 2 as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914374)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:01 PM
Author: know-it-all faggot firefighter

Most Yale students take 4 electives as a 1L. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2916995)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I stand corrected. But Yale is kind of in a league of its own in every respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917198)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:04 AM
Author: fragrant flesh striped hyena round eye

where'd you do your ugrad? a state school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195828)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: floppy scourge upon the earth dopamine

Nice. Congratulations. What exactly did you change to do that much better (besides the one C class)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914099)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

he rimmed madame cunt before every test

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914111)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:31 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

See above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914159)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: spectacular set

Congrats, glad that you managed to turn things around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914121)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914162)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:08 PM
Author: spruce nibblets affirmative action

Congrats, Fish! And to think that you did it in spite of wasting oppressive amounts of time on XOXO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914525)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I know. And that's not even including time I spent on video games, driving back and forth between Urbana and Chicago, and other frivilous shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:21 PM
Author: Contagious maniacal patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994413)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:22 PM
Author: Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy

I feel for the guy, but that's an A+ bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994419)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:26 PM
Author: cerebral forum roommate

congratulations, I am concerned that I will be the reverse of above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914094)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: Titillating reading party

if only you had the balls to go to detroit you might not fail all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914102)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: cerebral forum roommate

rest assured that if I am ever needed in detroit, I will not cower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914133)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

That's usually what I'm hearing. Lots of people who did great 1st semester doing worse. Don't worry, as long as its good enough to get a 2L summer job it doesn't matter. Then you can really slide (and many do).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914169)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:27 PM
Author: vigorous lemon indirect expression

You should be relieved, because I'm gathering that Mandy is gonna be in total trophy wife mode in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914103)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:28 PM
Author: violet marvelous center

trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914122)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:29 PM
Author: buff hell tattoo

What about cat teeth marks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914132)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:30 PM
Author: violet marvelous center

you mean pussy pussy bites? those are fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914140)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:43 PM
Author: buff hell tattoo

Good then i'm all set.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914272)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

"trophy wives dont have beagle tooth marks on their labia."

Fucking beagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914172)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: vigorous lemon indirect expression

haha The beagle gets more action than you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914179)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

What, you mean in Ohio? How would you know? Are you fucking Mandy's beagle?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914283)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:33 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

She'll be fine, though right now she's depressed as hell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914176)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: violet marvelous center

how did she do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914182)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:35 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Not so good, though slightly better than last semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914203)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:34 PM
Author: vigorous lemon indirect expression

Is it because I called her a filthy no-good children-starvin' capitalist?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914186)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

It really, really isn't.

Its more like because your GPA is higher than hers and it pains here. That, and you're chronically unemployed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914208)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: vigorous lemon indirect expression

She has more reason to be upset for the reason I gave. Dumbass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914285)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:37 PM
Author: buff hell tattoo

Oh you aren't just mean to me? I feel better now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914219)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:38 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

You care why? You'll get a legal job before she does and you haven't even started yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914228)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:42 PM
Author: buff hell tattoo

I guess I don't care but I was wondering if I was worthy of the abuse most or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914266)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:44 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

No, you're just around her more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914279)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:46 PM
Author: buff hell tattoo

Bad news.

Edit: Congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914303)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:49 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914330)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 3:50 PM
Author: cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner

You follow her around on a leash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914334)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:02 PM
Author: sepia motley love of her life

Way to go, Fishdick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914452)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914487)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Fanboi

haha!

your name's misspelled but I still like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989007)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 4:31 PM
Author: Geriatric Bateful Famous Landscape Painting

congrats. what percent of the time does many visit you and what percent of the time do you go and visit her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2914751)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 6:04 PM
Author: cocky senate

Nice job...Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2915557)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:09 PM
Author: Comical azure home selfie
Subject: Fish-

Way to collect yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917033)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:40 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks. I have to admit, for a time I was getting concerned about a repeat - minus the C+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917204)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:25 PM
Author: soggy tan gas station

since when should someone be congratulated for being mediocre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917117)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

You remember that stupid kid back in 5th grade who got the prize for "most improvement?" Yeah, well that's me.

Also, I want pre-laws to take this to heart in case they start out at the bottom of the class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917212)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:26 PM
Author: at-the-ready pit

good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917131)





Date: June 2nd, 2005 9:43 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks Earl. How's life at biglaw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2917217)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:51 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You're probably still bottom half. Way to suck slightly less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988578)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'm right around median at the end of 1L. I'm satisfied, though obviously I'll work to keep improving. Given where I was at the end of 1st semester this definitely exceeded my expectations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988724)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:30 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You don't know what the median is. Speculate if you must.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988730)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Neither do you. School doesn't rank or release such information. 3.6ish is around top 30%, 3.0 is around bottom 30% and 3.3 is around median. All anyone (except the administration) can do in terms of specifics is speculate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988740)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:34 PM
Author: nofapping hospital immigrant

fuck, that's some curve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988745)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Is it good or bad? I don't really know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988758)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:42 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

He doesn't know what he's talking about. 3.0 is worse than bottom third. Probably more like bottom 15%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988786)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

How is that possible given that the curve forces classes to assign a minimum of 30% of the class Bs and B-s?

See: http://www.law.northwestern.edu/academics/grading_policy.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988839)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

How is that possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988860)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:03 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Add the minimums of Bs and B-s. That's 30%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988953)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

Yes. And imagine a section took two different classes - say, contracts and torts. What if every person who got a B- in the first class got a B in the second? Now imagine that each student took, say...6 or 7 classes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988992)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'm lost. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989068)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You have a 3.3. ~67% of every class gets a 3.33 or higher. You are bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989079)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

45% minimum has a B+ or lower as well. The B+ is a broad grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989098)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:20 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You know it's nowhere near that. And 45% is still less than half, idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989133)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:27 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Right, but if you add the maximums of A+, As and A-s you still won't get 100%, you'll get 82%. Meaning that another 18% would need to get B+s or below to balance it. So no, that actually wouldn't work.

Regardless, since you want to win this so much I'll just let you. You're right. I'm below 50th percentile. I don't really care, given that I'll likely make a secondary journal and get a 2L firm job. And that's all that matters to me at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989192)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

Most likely 2/3 of every class gets a B+ or higher (3.33).

I'd say you're in the bottom half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988762)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:46 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

B+ is the median grade. Hence median is about 3.33, fair enough. So I'm barely under 50th percentile if you want to split hairs. How this matters I really don't know. I'm only 1/3 of the way through. The 2 classes this summer should push be above the median.

Here's what does matter - I've figured out how to play the LS game. I'll likely get a 2L firm job. I'll likely get on a secondary journal. Given how I started I'm very happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988822)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:48 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

While B+ is the median grade, it's also the 35th percentile grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988836)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:51 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

How do you figure? I know, I'm stupid. Explain it to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988858)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:52 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

Are you kidding me?

http://www.law.northwestern.edu/career/clerkships/documents/grades.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988865)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Right, cum lauda indicates that top 30% is about 3.65 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988986)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:08 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You really are a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988998)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:12 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I have never, ever denied this. Which makes my success this semester all the more impressive I think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989047)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:13 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

If by success, you mean bottom half, then yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989054)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:16 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I got a 3.6 this semester. Now, I'll admit, if I had two 3.3s I'd be more concerned right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989085)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:56 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

What does it mean to you when you mindlessly parrot the fact that NU's 25th percentile salary is $125k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988891)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Not much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988991)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:14 PM
Author: wild gay wizard alpha

You have a cumulative gpa of ~3.3. Seeing as how that is below the median (or 40th percentile) for any single class, it's a real stretch to think you're not in the bottom half.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989066)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:17 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Fishy Fanboi

he had a 3.6 this semester though. He kicked bottom half ass this semseter, which is pretty damn good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989093)





Date: June 11th, 2005 9:19 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Okay, fine. I concede that I am in the bottom half of my class, though barely so (why? because it really doesn't matter). Nevertheless, as long as I keep doing what I did this semester I'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2989124)





Date: June 11th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Swollen Ticket Booth Associate

Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988585)





Date: June 11th, 2005 8:29 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Thanks!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#2988725)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:24 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

Wow.

An absolutely fucking brutal bump.

And for the record, I'm going to go ahead and help myself to your "turnaround story of the year" trophey.

Unbeknowest to me, my 1st semester grades would never in a million years have gotten me a job and, only by blind providence, my 2nd semester GPA came through and insured me employment.

Praise be to allah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994431)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:25 PM
Author: Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy

Yeah, cruel, but I have to admire it. Its a wonderful example of the art of pwnage by bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994452)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:26 PM
Author: painfully honest church twinkling uncleanness

the mandy looking forward to biglaw bump was also good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994462)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:42 PM
Author: arousing blue idiot location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994615)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:29 PM
Author: talented stage

I don't get it, but then again I don't know much about fish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994495)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

He can't find a job despite being above the mean at NU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994502)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:33 PM
Author: talented stage

oh, I thought it was just one of those cases where everybody cries about not finding a job until they actually find a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994541)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:34 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

Its getting late.

I still think he'll get something, but his concern is valid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994546)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:36 PM
Author: talented stage

ah ok.

On an unrelated tangent, did Tony Graff decide to just go ahead and leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994559)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:39 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

I don't know.

I guess we'll see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994584)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:41 PM
Author: talented stage

I was just confused by him changing his name to Jeff Francoeur

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994600)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:37 PM
Author: fluffy crackhouse

link? has he complained about it lately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994567)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:50 PM
Author: Milky dashing cuck really tough guy

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=273792&mc=71&forum_id=2

Midway down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994677)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'm whining about it pretty much non-stop at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994760)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

And not without cause.

I was whining without cause, and now I kind of feel bad. Kinda.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994832)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

And if I get a firm job I'll also feel bad. Kinda.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994842)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:30 PM
Author: mint flatulent regret weed whacker

Fish is apparently having a shit time getting a job, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994506)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:51 PM
Author: Milky dashing cuck really tough guy

Bwhahahahhaha. 180^180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994683)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:01 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I must admit, PWN3D by Stabby, the legal profession, and life as a whole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994766)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Henna Razzmatazz Theatre

I think you are cooler than Mandy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994779)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: glittery ratface

maybe you've commented on this already, but do you have any idea at all why this is happening? it's depressing to see someone with a good gpa at one of the top law schools in the country have no luck at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994782)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

maybe its his shitty personality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994792)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I don't do anything at interviews that demonstrates this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994805)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:05 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

...............so you think!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994808)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:07 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

If you think I haven't been reviewing every moment of every interview I've done then you're wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994828)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:13 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

there has to be *some* explanation. thats the only one i can think of

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994866)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:14 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I've thought of this too. But in reality I think I'm just to in the middle for everyone. IOW, there's always someone better in something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994880)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:24 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

best of luck. youre kind of an asshole, but i think deep down youre a nice guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994954)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

"but do you have any idea at all why this is happening?"

No. Which is perhaps the most furstrating thing of all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994801)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:21 PM
Author: Frozen philosopher-king

I didn't bump this, FWIW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994932)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:02 PM
Author: Crystalline cumskin tanning salon

I remember back in the day how he used to brag how he was virtually guaranteed a Biglaw job since he was accepted to NU. He may still get one eventually but he's being treated to a big slice of humble pie right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994780)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

HE and Mandy both. I am loving this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994784)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:03 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

True. Hey, my understanding was that anything other than the bottom of a T14 meant a BIGLAW job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994790)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:04 PM
Author: bisexual becky sanctuary

maybe at hls or yls. not at fucking nu. come on, man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994797)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:06 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median. If that's true then law has truly become a TTT profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994819)





Date: October 7th, 2005 5:17 PM
Author: seedy slippery temple

"Give me a break - one does not have to be at HYS to be ensured BIGLAW at the median."

Guess again...very likely at CCN, but nowhere near certain anywhere else...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3994910)





Date: November 7th, 2005 1:54 AM
Author: maize native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4232384)





Date: November 7th, 2005 9:02 AM
Author: vivacious ape

and cornell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4233131)





Date: October 7th, 2005 6:59 PM
Author: Walnut vibrant school

Keep applying. I know people right now at Michigan with horrible grades who are having really good luck with sending out resumes to firms that don't come to campus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#3995645)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:12 AM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Good to know. Thanks for the info.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058697)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:33 AM
Author: Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed

i.e. even fucking douchetards can land a job but this fucker can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083864)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:47 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Apparently, this was the credited response.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195708)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:15 AM
Author: cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner

I can't believe that this thread is only four months old. It feels as though a year has passed since I last saw it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058706)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:16 AM
Author: crawly dingle berry

Thanks for the bump, keep the faith brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058709)





Date: October 16th, 2005 4:18 AM
Author: cream embarrassed to the bone mother corner

Thank Stroooock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4058717)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:36 AM
Author: turquoise curious base

Didn't the Meanest Fish end up unemployed? Is this as "feel good" as it used to be?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083878)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:38 AM
Author: Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed

It doesn't matter, he's in a two-income household.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&mc=173&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083896)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 6:05 AM
Author: appetizing startling generalized bond

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Chrome Diverse Parlour Puppy

that's the point of the bump, dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083929)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:42 AM
Author: mahogany thriller station

Navy : Accelerate Your Life http://www.navy.com/

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083920)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:49 AM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'd much prefer Army or Air Force.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083989)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: Slap-happy Transparent Rehab Half-breed

You'd also prefer a Biglaw job but that ain't happenin' either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083997)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:50 AM
Author: mahogany thriller station

What about FBI or CIA ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4083998)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:52 AM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'd prefer FBI to CIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084015)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:56 AM
Author: mahogany thriller station

Thought of applying yet ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084055)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:58 AM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I want to finish mass mailing this week before going that route. I'll send out the last 20 apps for NYC before moving on to LA/SFO. And I'll try a few more cities too, maybe someone will bite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4084064)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:01 PM
Author: Contagious maniacal patrolman

pffft.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225580)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

We'll see man, we'll see. My grades were good enough as a result of that semester to get me these callbacks. That already something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225613)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:11 PM
Author: aggressive resort

Kill self. Just kidding. I am sure you'll land something soon. Good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225620)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Hey thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225640)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:14 PM
Author: Contagious maniacal patrolman

LOL. November callbacks from a t14. Very impressive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225634)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:15 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

Who cares? If one gets an offer at solid NYC biglaw they get that offer. It doesn't matter when that offer comes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225642)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:26 PM
Author: Contagious maniacal patrolman

Novemeber offer class fill-ins are the first in line for no permanent offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225683)





Date: November 6th, 2005 12:39 PM
Author: Mentally impaired learning disabled laser beams

I'll deal with that hurdle when I come to it. Aside from which all of the firms I'm interviewing at have a near 100% offer rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225766)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195694)





Date: November 6th, 2005 1:13 PM
Author: mint flatulent regret weed whacker

We should be building up his confidence instead of tearing him down.

It will make it that much sweeter when he gets rejected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#4225931)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

AHAHAHAHA! PWN3D!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195690)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195511)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:30 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Um, thanks. Being reminded of awesome comebacks is always good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195551)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:31 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

Being reminded of how you got to the median, and then had more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school?

You set a high bar, friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195561)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:34 AM
Author: Harsh Liquid Oxygen

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195580)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

See top of thread. 1st semester was a disaster (never to be repeated), 2nd semester was much better, then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game. While incredibly stressful all's well that ends well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195672)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Harsh Liquid Oxygen

i was inquiring about the "then I screwed up bidding for OCI, then I salvaged everything late in the game" part.

but thanks for responding. i get a general idea now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195733)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:36 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Well, not exactly. Getting a good firm job in the fall of 2L year isn't having "more trouble landing a job than anyone at your school." Some people don't get the biglaw firm they want at all for 2L summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195595)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

You reek of failure. I eagerly await being regaled with tales of your failure of the N.Y. Bar. Promise to report back with your explicit suicide plans?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195653)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:44 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

If I fail the NY Bar I'll just retake. Not that I intend to fail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195681)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

Of course you don't intend to.

But you will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195695)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:49 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Like I said, that wouldn't be the end of the world. Shit like that can happen to anyone. But you nay-sayers crack me up. Read this thread where my failure has been predicted many times over.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195728)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:52 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

Sweetie-pie, getting dinged at numerous callbacks and not getting a job until nearly Thanksgiving IS failure. Taking the ONLY job that was available to you IS failure. Most of us here had multiple options.

Being with that worthless leech IS failure. Enjoy sharing 160k in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195746)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:01 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

It wasn't the only job available, I had more callbacks available to me. I just really liked the firm, canceled/rejected the other callbacks, and stuck with the firm where I had an offer. Ironically, the best firms actually gave me call backs late in the game. The earlier callback firms were pretty mediocre (again, poor bidding results during OCI). I also didn't interview in 3L because I liked my 2L firm.

That's not what failure is. Failure is not getting a decent job. Period. But feel free to keep telling yourself that your shit smells sweeter than mine.

Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195807)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: alcoholic 180 jap

"Somehow I doubt you're getting more than $160K+bonus in NYC."

If I'm getting 160k+ bonus in another city with a lower COL, and not sharing it with an ugly money-grubbing little midget, how much is that worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195837)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:14 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Not much, since you live in a crappier place and don't have an awesome relationship. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195889)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: big hall

ofmg, I didn't get a biglaw job until Thanksgiving and someone else got one in Sept. omfg -killself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195877)





Date: June 1st, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

This guy seems pretty bitter. I suspect this is about more than when we got our jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8195896)





Date: June 1st, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: pink hairless faggotry coldplay fan

But you are still, and will always be, ugly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#8198148)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:38 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

I seem to have done well in spite of teh fug.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207930)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 4:54 AM
Author: Clear Disturbing People Who Are Hurt

Why the fuck are you searching threads with your name going back to 2005.

Get the fuck over yourself you megalomaniacal fuckhead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207957)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 5:08 AM
Author: exciting frum persian ceo

Poster below bumped it you fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9207966)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 1:17 AM
Author: odious mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9206999)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 8:49 AM
Author: racy federal school cafeteria

I feel good now. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208144)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:08 AM
Author: odious mediation

This bump gives me hope for second semester. Audacious hopes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208180)





Date: January 23rd, 2008 9:11 AM
Author: racy federal school cafeteria

It reminded me that I have to watch out for the gunners like MF who got pwned first semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=191980&forum_id=2#9208196)