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Post ITT and I will assign you a wife from Bard College's women soccer roster

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:12 AM
Author: internet-worthy roast beef parlour

Give me a chick with a thick ass but not overweight.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:13 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Charlotte is excited to meet you. She's from NH and enjoys snowmobiling. She wants to homeschool kids

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/charlotte-sckaal/5443

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744477)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
Author: internet-worthy roast beef parlour

I'm really going to regret locking her down in like 2 yrs. I can see us living in a double wide trailer.

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:14 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:15 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Sam is high-T and was a little slutty in HS. She will be faithful if you give her sex 5x per week

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sam-finn/5442

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744480)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:07 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:17 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:18 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Claire really hopes you guys can settle in Orange County, CA. She grew up going to Disneyland after high school.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-peet/5428

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:25 AM
Author: umber rehab

I mean sure, why not. Prob comes from $

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: Pearl effete indian lodge organic girlfriend

I would hope my sons get her alpha jawline instead of my lawyer's chin

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:11 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:31 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/rylee-barber/5420

Rylee is an island girl, a Mormon, and believe it or not a virgin. She wants a large family and really wants you to consider joining the church

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:30 AM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:33 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Gillian is from MFH, uses they/them, and is president of the college's NARAL chapter

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/gillian-randall/5430

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: cocky range

LMAO 180

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Slap-happy lemon corner community account

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:15 PM
Author: cocky range

hey, that's my bard wife you're talking about

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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:08 AM
Author: amber temple

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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:14 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:22 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression

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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:25 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:32 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster

Give me a dark haired qween

Never mind I claimed her from the waivers

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744500)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Sorry, can't pick your own. Mae is an Oklahoman and was deeply impacted by BLM. She wants a just world. She will madly adore you and if you live close to her family, weekend cookouts are 180. Her father Jospeh always has a cold beer waiting for you and calls out, "Get my son a plate!"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/mae-redmond/5431

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:34 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster

No no no no no I disavow

I want this one

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744503)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:41 AM
Author: Pearl effete indian lodge organic girlfriend

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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:51 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744550)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:39 AM
Author: internet-worthy roast beef parlour

Greens | Pulled Pork | Corn bread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744689)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:37 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744507)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

From a small town in Idaho, Sage wants to see the world. She doesnt see kids in her future for some time, but her family owns 400 acres back home, and her dad is hoping you can tame his daughter and will give you a ranch

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/sage-saccomanno/5433

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744509)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:39 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster

any relation to bob saccamano?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744514)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Pearl effete indian lodge organic girlfriend

She's had a distinguished collegiate career:

2021: Sage suffered a season-ending injury during preseason training ... Liberty League All-Academic.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744530)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744531)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:38 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy narrow-minded location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744512)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Emma is Bangladeshi. Youre the first white man she's kissed.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-tilley/5435

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744518)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy narrow-minded location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744521)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744529)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: amber temple

174

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:57 AM
Author: Ruby prole voyeur

Chad dad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745354)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:40 AM
Author: overrated snowy house marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744519)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:42 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Waleska is from Guayacil. She came to the US on the soccer scholarship and is disgusted by american girls. On your first meeting, she dishes non-stop on how masculine and crazy her teammates are, calling them "lesbians" and "feminists". She is eager to cook for you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/waleska-brito/5441

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744527)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:43 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744532)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:44 AM
Author: overrated snowy house marketing idea

hhnngghh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744537)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: bipolar forum

Fuck, man. Why did a pumo get her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744574)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745911)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745919)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: cream elite blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745929)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: red faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744577)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: amber temple

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744614)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:21 PM
Author: Glittery kitty

i want her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745898)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression

Best in thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748618)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:48 AM
Author: Hateful Internal Respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744544)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:50 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Seymone tells you upfront that youre not being jewish is going to be a problem. Her dad works in finance and you will probably be offered a job and salary commensurate with his daughter's lifestyle

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/seymone-rosenberg/5438

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744549)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: Misanthropic fragrant milk piazza

need James Joyce jr in here asap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744570)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:11 AM
Author: amber temple

Her mother, Xiomijudong, is a piano instructor born in the Fuijan Province to rice farmers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744620)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy roast beef parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744690)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz theater stage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744814)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745914)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: Glittery kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745915)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: cream elite blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745916)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 1:25 AM
Author: Vivacious Electric Furnace

irl lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748871)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:52 AM
Author: red faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744553)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:54 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

A dutch grad student, Abigail is notorious among her teammates for stinking up the team bus with her gas. She's playful when drunk and currently has a suspended license

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abigail-stanley/5439

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744557)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:56 AM
Author: red faggot firefighter

Im done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744565)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 8:59 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy narrow-minded location trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744578)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: amber temple

not the toilet wrecker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744612)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Rose twisted principal's office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744615)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:41 AM
Author: internet-worthy roast beef parlour

Holy shit. Nonstop dutch ovens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744691)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:06 PM
Author: bateful stead

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/newscms/2019_34/1474486/patrick-renna-sandlot-today-main-190822.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746874)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:27 PM
Author: Wonderful Low-t Resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748617)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:16 PM
Author: Citrine yarmulke bbw

literal lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757032)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:00 AM
Author: Cracking Opaque Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744581)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:03 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

The first thing Emma asks you is if you are a Steelers fan. She is high-energy, flirty, and has a bright smile. "I bet you have a lot of stories," she says coyly. "Tell me."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-lapenta/5427

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744589)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:09 AM
Author: amber temple

FYI, her father is a Guatemalan janitor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744611)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:59 AM
Author: lascivious mischievous orchestra pit

In Lemoyne, PA, that is highly likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744728)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:06 AM
Author: amber temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744598)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:12 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

The first thing Chrissy says is "Thank God youre white! Is that racist of me?" She follows Bard's social codes very closely, but feels stifled. She loves that youre older and appears a little clingy

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/chrissy-gildersleeve/5425

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744622)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: amber temple

Chrissy's dad, a NYPD cop who retired at 45 with a full pension, slaps you on the shoulder when he meets you. Tells you to have fun with his daugter but to avoid going out in Kingston, as the "Kamala Diversity Mob" has made it "into a jungle for animals."

Her mom, a 2nd grade teacher for Duchess County Public Schools, gives you a tight lipped grin. She will not say it, but after the parade of Darnell's, Jose's, and Manuel's her daughter brought in during HS, she is silently hopeful that Chrissy's finally turned the corner

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744641)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:22 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744650)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:33 AM
Author: Iridescent passionate pistol

2021: Chrissy suffered a season-ending injury during Bard's opening game.

2020: The season was lost to the COVID-19 pandemic.

2019: Chrissy played and started in five games her freshman year ... recorded one shot on goal in 437 minutes of action.

I don't get it. Do they do this to humiliate them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744674)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:28 PM
Author: Spectacular infuriating stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748621)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:10 AM
Author: Rose twisted principal's office sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744617)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:14 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Abby is a star on the team, even though she only weighs 96 lbs. During your first meeting, she describes her passion for gymnastics, talks trash about Simone Biles and the US team, and tells you she is "like super super flexible"

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/abby-frazier/5424

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744630)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:20 AM
Author: amber temple

quarter gook?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744644)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:23 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Mawmaw was indigenous -- "Chakeipi" tribe, she tells you. You google it and its the name of a river

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744652)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:01 AM
Author: amber temple

so she can barely read without moving her lips, when she's sober?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744735)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:36 AM
Author: Misanthropic fragrant milk piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744678)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/senowa-leverentz/5444

Senowa is 17, having skipped 6th grade. She heard Abby described as the best first year player and was furious. She asks you if you would attend the HS graduation back at Minneapolis with her so she can watch friends graduate. She will wear a USWNT mask.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744710)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:25 AM
Author: Misanthropic fragrant milk piazza

unnghhhh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744822)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745924)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:05 AM
Author: lascivious mischievous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744744)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:07 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

The first thing you notice about Kylie is the nose piercing. She's quiet, she posts on IG a lot. She dreams of being a professional athlete, though you don't see it happening. She has an uncle you may have heard of, named Brady.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/kylie-quinn/5429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744747)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: lascivious mischievous orchestra pit

I sit Kylie down, smack the cottage cheese on her legs, and say, "With a face like yours, you can't afford the flab, babe." It's tough love, but she knows I'm looking out for her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744758)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:21 PM
Author: Citrine yarmulke bbw

She’s got some varicose vein action or something going on there too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757053)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:09 AM
Author: Supple trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744752)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Aidan pulls you by the wrist to the car and gives you a blowjob during your first meeting. She doesn't talk much after that, but you hear another girl ask her if she has told "Anthony" about the arranged marriage.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/aidan-athanasio/5419

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744759)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:14 AM
Author: Supple trailer park

1800000. She'll give me half a dozen Greek-Orthodox children to carry on my name!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744770)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:31 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster

you dirty fuck. she is already dating me (see change above). you have to assign him a new one oe he can have the one that you allege i have

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745194)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:05 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

An algo makes the assignments, I just facilitate this.

You can negotiate a trade if the other poster is willing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745409)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Supple trailer park

I'm not letting anyone else touch Aidan. She already broke up with Anthony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745440)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:16 AM
Author: henna aromatic toaster

It's OK she will continue to bang me weekly while she gives you once a month missionary

ljl have fun cuck enjoy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43749718)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:26 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine

wonder how long her pubic hair is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745953)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Hyperactive bonkers state

Every one of these women has 10x my T levels

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744786)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:28 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/katherine-ritter/5432

Katherine is 6'1" and self-conscious about this. It's pushed her into a lot of feminist attitude and grrl power politics. When you meet her parents, however, you realize she comes from a very different background, and her sister confides in you, "Katherine just really wants a man to boss her around."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744838)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 10:46 AM
Author: Hyperactive bonkers state

That's a 50yo man with hippie hair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43744956)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:09 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

"Im from Flushing," she says aggressively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745438)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:12 PM
Author: azure deranged property useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745839)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine

she'll have to stand up straight before she can learn to kneel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745932)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:29 AM
Author: Orchid Appetizing Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745189)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:52 AM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emma-kuntz/5426

She pronounces it kuntz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745316)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: Orchid Appetizing Hell

Hon hon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745373)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: aphrodisiac burgundy ape regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745364)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:01 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Maggie is an absolute dynamo in the sack. Shes only had 3 partners, but grew up watching porn and is down for everything. Highly into social media. She is called "Wolfie" on campus and you sense there is a story there bigger than her name.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/margaret-wolff/5437

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745377)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: aphrodisiac burgundy ape regret

Ungh. Gotta love it. A mousey girl cursed with living up to her last name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745400)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: lascivious mischievous orchestra pit

High school: Bush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747101)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:59 AM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria

18000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745367)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:00 PM
Author: lascivious mischievous orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745370)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:03 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Maddy is from the FL keys and is very laid back. She smokes weed daily and is barefoot when you meet her. She tells you, "I know this arranged marriage thing is awkward, so we can take it slow. Its cool if you want to date other girls. I dont really want to date anyone else, but lets just be honest about whatever."

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/madeline-chilton/5421

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745393)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria

Holy fuck scroe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745806)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine

*You start to rethink this whole marriage thing in the early morning light, as the sun's rays streak in revealing the pockmarks and sundamage already too visibly evident*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745906)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745917)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:04 PM
Author: stirring very tactful office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745403)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:08 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Emilia wants to go into politics. She interned for Sen Chris Murphy last year (D. Con) and really liked DC. She asks how you feel about crepes, whether you like them. You ask "Crepes?" and she just nods.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/emilia-vella/5436

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745427)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:14 PM
Author: stirring very tactful office

She just doesn't get enough minutes on the field. I'm concerned for her career in professional sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745468)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 12:17 PM
Author: Pearl effete indian lodge organic girlfriend

Named to the James Joyce Jr All-Conference team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745483)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: azure deranged property useless brakes



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:18 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Holy shit. Haley left the meeting quickly

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/haley-andrews/5440

Im sorry Captttain. We are looking into what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745882)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: azure deranged property useless brakes

I'm done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745935)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:13 PM
Author: cream elite blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745845)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:20 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/claire-dickson/5422

Claire is very business-like and immediately speaks to you about using a hyphenated last name. "I guess Ill always be a Dickson," she says.

She pulls a document out of a backpack and you see dozens of bullet-points

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745892)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: cream elite blood rage

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745903)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:26 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748613)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:17 PM
Author: Awkward talented tattoo boistinker

Would like to give one of these girls the ol’ Fauci ouchie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745868)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Felicia has several tattoos and asks if you have any. "Ill show you them all later," she says. She can't quite believe you dont have any. "Not even a piercing?" she says, uncrossing her legs.

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/felicia-flores/5423

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745908)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:19 PM
Author: concupiscible hot shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:25 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/allie-sahargun/5434

Allie is one of only 17 members of Bard's "Young Life" Christian students club. She attends non-denominational church off campus and misses the west coast. "The ocean makes me feel alive," she confesses. She's excited to bring you to California and tells you privately that her father is the most prestigious member of their golf and tennis club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745944)



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:26 PM
Author: Citrine yarmulke bbw

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43757079)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:22 PM
Author: Glittery kitty

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745902)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:24 PM
Author: cream elite blood rage



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:27 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria

Imagine all the Bard law teens crawling over this bort loookkg for their dream middle aged lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745958)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 AM
Author: Vivacious Electric Furnace



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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: laughsome tank den



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Date: January 8th, 2022 12:00 AM
Author: curious roommate



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:56 PM
Author: zippy coiffed legal warrant gaming laptop



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:23 PM
Author: ivory startled business firm faggotry



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:29 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

The team snap chat was so enthused about these marriages that an alumna contacted us. She's no longer with the program, but hopes you would still consider her.

Val is disenchanted with online dating and the dating scene in general. She wants to be someone's wife and a stay at home mom. She's hoping for boys and would start them on martial arts at a young age

"Do I pass?" she says, turning a circle in front of you

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-soccer/roster/val-thomson/3568



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43745975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 1:46 PM
Author: Anal big-titted french chef

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Date: January 7th, 2022 6:47 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Medicated Public Bath Doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746886)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:20 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Word spreads quickly around a pastoral campus, and members of other teams have jockeyed to be matched with poasters.

Ryan is a Chem major who made Deans List four years running. She hails from the islands and feels very far from home on the mainland, surrounded by Anglo culture. She's eager to improve her Japanese

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-volleyball/roster/ryan-lum/5494

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746938)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Medicated Public Bath Doctorate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746967)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:10 PM
Author: dull center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746893)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:25 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

Meherin insists on you first meeting with her father and brothers in Dhaka, a beautiful city of 21 million

https://bardathletics.com/sports/womens-squash/roster/meherin-hossain/5598

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746957)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:30 PM
Author: dull center

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43746975)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 4:52 PM
Author: aquamarine floppy mad cow disease school cafeteria

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Date: January 7th, 2022 5:25 PM
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Date: January 7th, 2022 7:24 PM
Author: wild crackhouse lettuce

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43747683)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:23 PM
Author: Wonderful Low-t Resort



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:24 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:33 PM
Author: stimulating senate

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748634)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 5:45 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#44018021)



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Date: January 7th, 2022 11:49 PM
Author: motley disrespectful macaca fat ankles

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43748684)



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Date: January 8th, 2022 11:14 AM
Author: turquoise party of the first part



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Date: January 9th, 2022 8:40 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression



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Date: January 9th, 2022 10:09 PM
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Date: January 12th, 2022 9:25 PM
Author: useless nudist laser beams indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#43774720)



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Date: July 15th, 2022 1:40 PM
Author: Mustard Offensive Base



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Date: December 19th, 2022 1:37 PM
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Date: December 4th, 2024 9:28 AM
Author: laughsome tank den

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5002490&forum_id=2#48409477)



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