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35 y/o ibanker dies after 100 hour work week makes his heart explode (nypost)

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-d...
histrionic red trailer park
  05/10/24
it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in t...
light vivacious bbw
  05/10/24
Yeah I was gonna say.
Laughsome milky skinny woman elastic band
  05/10/24
throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while qu...
histrionic red trailer park
  05/11/24
Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 yea...
Hot Frozen People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria
  05/10/24
No
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
ur barely literate
Violet Multi-colored Church
  05/10/24
180
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life
Cracking Fighting Blood Rage Candlestick Maker
  05/10/24
180
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
the man owns multiple properties
Henna garrison
  05/10/24
This is not true or possible given the amount of time you po...
Citrine appetizing market associate
  05/10/24
180
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on th...
Henna garrison
  05/10/24
enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll ...
Flesh hyperactive property
  05/10/24
seems unlikely
aquamarine faggotry
  05/10/24
lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted....
offensive bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
...
histrionic red trailer park
  05/10/24
This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before i...
mint arousing old irish cottage
  05/10/24
they still do that shit?
orange metal telephone
  05/10/24
Such is the Nature of the Assignment.
salmon motley incel abode
  05/10/24
...
contagious plum space boiling water
  05/11/24
UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves
Swashbuckling hall mood
  05/10/24
because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other...
Cracking Fighting Blood Rage Candlestick Maker
  05/10/24
180
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlicke...
grizzly factory reset button round eye
  05/11/24
It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associa...
slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/12/24
*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coff...
salmon motley incel abode
  05/10/24
whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at yo...
Chrome concupiscible cuckold
  05/10/24
...
Wonderful magenta mad cow disease institution
  05/12/24
he must have had a genetic defect
Boyish walnut trump supporter voyeur
  05/10/24
Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA
ruddy odious rigor native
  05/10/24
Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happ...
pink gas station
  05/10/24
On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*
Violet Multi-colored Church
  05/10/24
...
cruel-hearted alcoholic personal credit line
  05/10/24
...
unhinged double fault community account
  05/10/24
...
salmon motley incel abode
  05/11/24
Kike!
heady wild tank menage
  05/10/24
At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a ...
Hot Frozen People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria
  05/10/24
he was an associate
crusty lodge mediation
  05/12/24
(xo 2024)
exhilarant corner
  05/12/24
If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart tec...
Passionate sadistic really tough guy electric furnace
  05/10/24
...
mint arousing old irish cottage
  05/11/24
His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to...
Razzle pungent parlor circlehead
  05/10/24
Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got ...
smoky trip center
  05/11/24
Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered. ...
exhilarant corner
  05/11/24
probably something like friday night fire drill citation che...
Aphrodisiac autistic lettuce foreskin
  05/11/24
Who is the audience for the powerpoint?
exhilarant corner
  05/12/24
probably no one
histrionic red trailer park
  05/12/24
...
unhinged double fault community account
  05/12/24
This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just do...
ungodly whorehouse
  05/12/24
To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: ...
thirsty mauve range
  05/12/24
(not a math masterman) 24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week 100 ho...
exhilarant corner
  05/12/24
He forgot about weekends is all
slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/12/24
I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're un...
thirsty mauve range
  05/12/24
That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ ho...
slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/12/24
Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” al...
Deep Racy Lay Windowlicker
  05/12/24
that guy looks 50 in his work pic
Sticky mildly autistic national
  05/12/24
What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mas...
slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  05/12/24
bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. reall...
offensive bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth
  05/12/24
...
ungodly whorehouse
  05/12/24


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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:10 AM
Author: histrionic red trailer park

https://nypost.com/2024/05/09/business/wall-street-bankers-death-ignites-anger-at-long-workweeks-could-prompt-walkout/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649970)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:32 AM
Author: light vivacious bbw

it was the jewish heart attack jab he was forced to get in the military that exploded his heart, actually.

inshallah yours is next.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649972)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Laughsome milky skinny woman elastic band

Yeah I was gonna say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652384)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:06 PM
Author: histrionic red trailer park

throw some good poasts into the mix every once in a while queer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654833)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:36 AM
Author: Hot Frozen People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria

Faggots. I’ve worked 80-100 hour weeks for like 14 years straight and I’m fine and have four kids on top.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47649973)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651345)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Violet Multi-colored Church

ur barely literate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651347)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:01 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651348)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Cracking Fighting Blood Rage Candlestick Maker

Yeah, guys, let's all imitate AREreptile and his GREAT life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651366)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:12 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651383)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:17 PM
Author: Henna garrison

the man owns multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651406)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:23 PM
Author: Citrine appetizing market associate

This is not true or possible given the amount of time you post on here--and that's even assuming it were possible for compliance monkeys to work such hours. (Hint: it's not.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651425)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:24 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651429)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: Henna garrison

They used to keep him locked up in the compliance cage on the trading floor through both domestic and international market hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651436)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: Flesh hyperactive property

enjoy death age 47. we'll get together then, you know we'll have a good time then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651511)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:18 PM
Author: aquamarine faggotry

seems unlikely



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651752)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:23 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

lol this is the most unbelievable horseshit you have posted. And yes I’m aware that you claim to have been an associate in Quinn Emanuel’s “matrimonial law” practice and that bullshit about you inventing a financial services product.

Btw, your claim to work this much is a self-own in light of the fact that we all know you’re a 250k in-house compliance loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655189)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: histrionic red trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651342)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:13 PM
Author: mint arousing old irish cottage

This story dropped on a forum, then reddit, then xo before it got into the news. The real story is how it got buried for so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651391)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:14 PM
Author: orange metal telephone

they still do that shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651394)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: salmon motley incel abode

Such is the Nature of the Assignment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651434)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 12:20 AM
Author: contagious plum space boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652666)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:28 PM
Author: Swashbuckling hall mood

UMB - Heartland merger comps don't format themselves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651442)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Cracking Fighting Blood Rage Candlestick Maker

because people still do it. Gotta get ahead and if the other guy is working 80 hours, welp better get your act together.

People like AREreptile brag about this-- they see it as a manly or even moral signifier. Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651492)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:42 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651510)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:43 PM
Author: grizzly factory reset button round eye

Trapped in a race to the bottom with all the other bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654893)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:52 AM
Author: slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

It only started with Gen X iirc. In the 90s, ibanker associates worked 100 hours/week while Partners Golfed. There was a case study on this for my MBA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655213)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: salmon motley incel abode

*cue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87ODfNr6JGk as his coffin is carried to his grave Navy SEAL-style by fellow Associates and Colleagues*

*meanwhile In-House Lawyers wearing nothing but diaper, doing the 21 Pen Clicking Salute in perfect and impeccable cadence*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651433)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:51 PM
Author: Chrome concupiscible cuckold

whether you die on the battlefield as a Green Beret or at your desk making Mort rich, you die for Israel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651537)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:15 AM
Author: Wonderful magenta mad cow disease institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655505)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:52 PM
Author: Boyish walnut trump supporter voyeur

he must have had a genetic defect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651538)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: ruddy odious rigor native

Ten years of safe steroid use on an ODA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651547)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:02 PM
Author: pink gas station

Meh shit happens. If people don’t wanna risk what happened go work at Starbucks. If you wanna make $200k a year then learn to manage your stress first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651573)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:17 PM
Author: Violet Multi-colored Church

On balance, in b-GLURGHHHFLG *thud*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651641)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: cruel-hearted alcoholic personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651649)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:10 PM
Author: unhinged double fault community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651744)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:22 PM
Author: salmon motley incel abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654858)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 5:32 PM
Author: heady wild tank menage

Kike!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651662)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Hot Frozen People Who Are Hurt School Cafeteria

At 35 this dude was making more like ~$400-450k so cry me a river about his stress. He only made 8.5x what the average person makes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651727)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:39 AM
Author: crusty lodge mediation

he was an associate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655173)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: exhilarant corner

(xo 2024)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655563)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 6:19 PM
Author: Passionate sadistic really tough guy electric furnace

If you can't defend against the 100 hour exploding heart technique, you have no business in the big leagues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47651755)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: mint arousing old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654860)



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Date: May 10th, 2024 11:04 PM
Author: Razzle pungent parlor circlehead

His widow is the type of woman Doodikoff should be trying to date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652393)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 2:51 AM
Author: smoky trip center

Dude made the ultimate sacrifice to make sure that deal got over the goal line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47652769)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:49 PM
Author: exhilarant corner

Asked this before in the other thread but nobody answered.

What is the actual work product guys like this are producing in their 100 hours each week? Some sort of spreadsheet of costs/valuations? Powerpoint slides? Negotiating terms of the deal back and forth with the counterparties? ELI5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654894)



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Date: May 11th, 2024 11:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac autistic lettuce foreskin

probably something like friday night fire drill citation checking faggotry but the equivalent of that on a powerpoint instead of a word doc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654898)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:02 AM
Author: exhilarant corner

Who is the audience for the powerpoint?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654899)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:31 AM
Author: histrionic red trailer park

probably no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47654923)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:40 AM
Author: unhinged double fault community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655560)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: ungodly whorehouse

This the part that doesn’t make sense to me. I just don’t think I’d do it. Just work M-F (occasional Saturday) and if that’s not enough then they would have to fire me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655176)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 6:40 AM
Author: thirsty mauve range

To work 100 hours per week, you would have 4 hours left to: (1) sleep, (2) eat, (3) shower, (4) rest, (5) whatever else, socialize, talk to family, etc.

So basically he had to go without eating/sleeping/showering for several days or weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655152)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 8:26 AM
Author: exhilarant corner

(not a math masterman)

24 * 7 = 168 hours in a week

100 hours of work

168-100 = 68 hours left

68/7 = over 9.5 hours remaining every day for sleeping, eating, showering, commuting, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655191)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:09 AM
Author: slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

He forgot about weekends is all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655255)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:40 AM
Author: thirsty mauve range

I assumed he was working M-F. It is doable, unless you're under a shitload of stress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655303)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

That's a really stupid assumption imo. Anyone working 70+ hours a week is going to have some shit bleed into the weekend. 100 hour weeks in white collar jobs are usually "performative" ime and a lot of it is about ingratiating yourself to your Betters. One of the exceptions is in Game Development where there is a Crunch Time in the months before release.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655590)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:18 AM
Author: Deep Racy Lay Windowlicker

Eating is included in the 100 hours of “work” almost certainly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655517)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:43 AM
Author: Sticky mildly autistic national

that guy looks 50 in his work pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655310)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 12:13 PM
Author: slippery out-of-control orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

What does "looking 50" even mean if a critical mass of youngish white people "look 50" according to azns on the internet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655598)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 9:51 AM
Author: offensive bawdyhouse scourge upon the earth

bill ackman donated 10k to some gofundme for this guy. really generous!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655324)



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Date: May 12th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: ungodly whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5527048&forum_id=2#47655570)