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Weirdest thing about reddit: why won't they name companies in their posts?

E.g. "Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain...
hairless diverse office
  05/04/25
nigger
Olive home dopamine
  05/04/25
You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocke...
hairless diverse office
  05/04/25
It’s just something that Liberals do
ruddy candlestick maker really tough guy
  05/04/25
Why
hairless diverse office
  05/04/25
Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.
ruddy candlestick maker really tough guy
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adulterous pisswyrm
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dashing volcanic crater
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avocado haunting cuckoldry community account
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twisted generalized bond
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hairless diverse office
  05/11/25
this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lanter...
Light aggressive gaping dog poop
  05/04/25
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Passionate brindle keepsake machete gas station
  05/04/25
spot on
Bright Azn
  05/05/25
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hairless diverse office
  05/05/25
be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/d...
Arrogant curious brunch
  05/05/25
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Light aggressive gaping dog poop
  05/05/25
CityMuggle • 1d ago I’m very terrified of bugs...
Nubile affirmative action
  05/05/25
incredible find
bonkers opaque coffee pot feces
  05/05/25
i keep thinking about this poast
Bright Azn
  05/08/25
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hairless diverse office
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Stimulating Quadroon Windowlicker
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bonkers opaque coffee pot feces
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Light aggressive gaping dog poop
  05/08/25
Yikes! A lot to unpack here..
Stirring hyperactive tanning salon personal credit line
  05/05/25
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hairless diverse office
  05/05/25
This is one specific application of reddit's general love of...
Arrogant curious brunch
  05/05/25
But why
hairless diverse office
  05/05/25
"homophone for a word that means gusty" what?
Big-titted Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt
  05/05/25
Windy—>Wendy’s I think
violent rebellious filthpig stead
  05/06/25
ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up
Big-titted Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt
  05/06/25
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hairless diverse office
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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: hairless diverse office

E.g.

"Not naming names, but I went to a burger chain that's a homophone for a word that means gusty"

Or

"This happened at a coffee place, let's call it MoreBucks"

Do they think they aren't allowed to mention specific company names? Do they think they are being clever? Wtf is this? It's the single weirdest thing about the reddit "writing style"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903657)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:05 PM
Author: Olive home dopamine

nigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903660)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: hairless diverse office

You would be permabanned so fast your fedora would be knocked off your head

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904029)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: ruddy candlestick maker really tough guy

It’s just something that Liberals do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48903670)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: hairless diverse office

Why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904027)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: ruddy candlestick maker really tough guy

Bc it’s lib coded. snarky and effeminate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904030)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: adulterous pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904057)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:40 PM
Author: dashing volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904062)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: avocado haunting cuckoldry community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915284)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: twisted generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915320)



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Date: May 11th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: hairless diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48922641)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:24 PM
Author: Light aggressive gaping dog poop

this thread i saw on the nyc reddit today about "lantern flies" is like the most reddit discussion i've ever seen

https://www.reddit.com/r/nyc/comments/1keoa5z/this_is_what_lanternflys_nests_look_like_right/

taking part in a useless activity that also allows them to take out some latent impotent rage in a socially acceptable manner while using playful "violent" language to make the act seem mildly transsgressive while also casting anyone who questions the act as a heretic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904038)



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Date: May 4th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Passionate brindle keepsake machete gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904046)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:29 AM
Author: Bright Azn

spot on



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48904901)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: hairless diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48905473)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Arrogant curious brunch

be careful that's a certified top 1% commentor you're mock/defaming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48905500)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Light aggressive gaping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906585)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Nubile affirmative action

CityMuggle

1d ago

I’m very terrified of bugs and the thought of these things landing on my neck makes me cringe!

Upvote

15

Downvote

iamjessg

1d ago

I am too. Bugs dive bombing my neck? New fear unlocked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906739)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: bonkers opaque coffee pot feces

incredible find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907047)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 6:01 AM
Author: Bright Azn

i keep thinking about this poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48912752)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: hairless diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914652)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Stimulating Quadroon Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914660)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: bonkers opaque coffee pot feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48914667)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Light aggressive gaping dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48915270)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: Stirring hyperactive tanning salon personal credit line

Yikes! A lot to unpack here..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48906727)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:04 PM
Author: hairless diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907025)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Arrogant curious brunch

This is one specific application of reddit's general love of circumlocution. xo has remarked on this phenomenon for some time ("sexytime with the ladybits!")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907045)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:23 PM
Author: hairless diverse office

But why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907211)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

"homophone for a word that means gusty"

what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907055)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: violent rebellious filthpig stead

Windy—>Wendy’s I think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907304)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:43 AM
Author: Big-titted Theater Stage People Who Are Hurt

ah, ty. I have to get my libqueerspeak game up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48907475)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: hairless diverse office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720414&forum_id=2#48909483)