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EPAH really spent an hour of The People's time arguing he should get paid more?

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an h...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
that was alpha as fuck. "that guy's argument sucked...
walnut coiffed place of business site
  07/15/25
That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the origin...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
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walnut coiffed place of business site
  07/15/25
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tan home stain
  07/15/25
he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust law...
chest-beating idea he suggested
  07/15/25
(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to t...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
Fair competition requires a level playing field. (That&rsq...
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
That's a good goyim.
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
xo 2005: directional state university xo 2025: directiona...
Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/15/25
Everything is connected
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
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Adulterous public bath
  07/15/25
should he not?
Electric plaza antidepressant drug
  07/15/25
You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
Mfcr
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
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Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie
  07/16/25
shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" &quo...
tan home stain
  07/15/25
Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked o...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly n...
tan home stain
  07/15/25
All of those “workers” are now paying less for C...
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
Shut up and get in the crystal
spectacular cocky knife
  07/15/25
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Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/15/25
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Nubile white box office sex offender
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Buff Painfully Honest Double Fault Coldplay Fan
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Clear Becky
  07/16/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0
Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie
  07/16/25
yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and mod...
Soul-stirring Kink-friendly Cuck
  07/15/25
no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry
Clear Becky
  07/15/25
Sorry not sorry
Thriller swollen old irish cottage
  07/16/25
He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affe...
contagious plum rigor
  07/15/25
Did he maek it?
Bat-shit-crazy Doobsian University
  07/15/25
he crushed
walnut coiffed place of business site
  07/15/25
Isn't there a reason we do this?
Fuchsia high-end round eye
  07/15/25
the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpaye...
Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/15/25
Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that ...
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/15/25
he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen ...
Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/15/25
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comical hyperactive boiling water
  07/15/25
lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he...
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/16/25
If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summer...
spectacular cocky knife
  07/16/25
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Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/16/25
(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)
Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/16/25
"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket...
Cobalt curious brunch
  07/16/25
"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mi...
Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king
  07/16/25
i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that c...
Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie
  07/16/25
No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the...
Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder
  07/16/25
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

Was this really a benefit to the CLIENT that EPAH spent an hour begging the 9th circuit eggheads for his fee MULTIPLIER?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103454)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: walnut coiffed place of business site

that was alpha as fuck.

"that guy's argument sucked we all know it. so let's talk about my fee"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103457)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

That was so convoluted that no one remembers what the original case was about. It's like the Burgers? meme. Imagine if the judge was like what was this about again? Some Syrian immigrant sold Clear Eyes for too much money in one area?

EPAH: shut up whore. This is now about me fee. My fee is to be MULTIPLIED under CA law. You suck my cock boi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103463)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: walnut coiffed place of business site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103468)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: tan home stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: chest-beating idea he suggested

he explained that he files these cases so that antitrust laws are enforced for everyone's benefit and therefore he needs to be paid more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103460)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

(Guy with no respect for the NOVELTY and SKILL required to test these cases. Nevermind that he also took on this case to the exclusion of all his other talents. If not for testing the CA mini RPA law, he would have been curing cancer.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103467)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

Fair competition requires a level playing field.

(That’s what our jury consultant told us to say to prole jurors)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103498)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

That's a good goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103528)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king

xo 2005: directional state university

xo 2025: directional disparity in fees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103718)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

Everything is connected

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103785)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Adulterous public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104007)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Electric plaza antidepressant drug

should he not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103472)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

You don't make it to Diamond Head without demanding your fee MULTIPLIER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103477)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

Mfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103483)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105165)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: tan home stain

shitlawyers deserve the money more than "tax" "payers" do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103478)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

Working class build bridges and roads, fix your AC. Fucked over by immigrant labor, globalism. Neglected by politicians because working with your hands is not a growth industry.

Meanwhile some law fag who went to Stanford: " Akshually, the statute says my fee must be doubled! My work is Novel, Unique, and Intriguing. By law you must pay me double what the average American family earns in 10 years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103492)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: tan home stain

People doing manual labor in California in 2025 are mostly not ensouled. I think EPAH should be allowed to take the jurors' wallets on their way out too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103501)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

All of those “workers” are now paying less for Clear Eyes because of who? Me, okay? My modest fee pales in comparison to a year’s worth of Clear Eyes savings, and Vanessa Williams probably wants me to fuck her because of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103510)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

Shut up and get in the crystal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103526)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:01 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103720)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: Nubile white box office sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103815)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Buff Painfully Honest Double Fault Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103845)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Clear Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105157)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:17 AM
Author: Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo4_s0kkIq0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105169)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:24 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Kink-friendly Cuck

yeah but you're forgetting he has stupid nigger kids and models his life around the desires of jewish liberals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103788)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Clear Becky

no lawyer deserves money you all need to die sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103502)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:57 AM
Author: Thriller swollen old irish cottage

Sorry not sorry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: contagious plum rigor

He's too much of a pussy to fight for a real issue that affects ordinary people like TRAIL IMMUNITY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103568)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Doobsian University

Did he maek it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103652)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: walnut coiffed place of business site

he crushed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103706)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Fuchsia high-end round eye

Isn't there a reason we do this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103722)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:02 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king

the faggot district court judge could have daved the taxpayers and the litigants a bunch of money if he wasn't so butthurt about epah pwning biglawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103726)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:11 PM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

Funny thing is that he came from small law, so I infer that he was just maf and jelly at that thought that his “peers” might get 3x the rates he ever charged. He was otherwise excellent on trial practice and stuff.

Interesting that Wardlaw was like, “I come from biglaw and this shit’s hard, so I’d have given you a higher rate.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103746)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king

he might still have veneration for the glory boys. ive seen small firmmos who still have an inferiority complex over not copping biglol even after they become district court judges.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103805)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:37 PM
Author: comical hyperactive boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49103819)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

lol, not flame, but at trial he repeatedly referenced how he had “worked at Cravath,” so he knew about fine lawyering. Then the next trial we had in CD Cal we were going against a recent CD Cal clerk who was like, “it’s crazy how much he talks about Cravath; in reality he only summered there.” 😂😂

He’s a smart dude and had clerked on the 7th or 2nd Circuit or somewhere, but I think your suspicion might be right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104884)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 1:25 AM
Author: spectacular cocky knife

If someone ever said of me, "In reality, he only summered at Cravath", I would literally kill myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49104901)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105070)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 6:36 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king

(ham n' egger getting a tiny pink 1% bump)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105071)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:33 AM
Author: Cobalt curious brunch

"Oh yeah. I used to be a biglawyer. It's a tough racket."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105193)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz bonkers philosopher-king

"Fuck you, that's your attorney's fees. You know why mister? Cause you drove to court today from your home office and the glory boys took a towncar from the US Bank building!"

btw saw glengarry on broadway and it was 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105278)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie

i'm rooting for him. and hey did he hear back yet on that cigarillo argument? man court cases can move slow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49105190)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Glittery Copper Base Mental Disorder

No opinion yet. But I think Judge Wardlaw will be doing the writing on that one too, so hopefully she'll now recognize that I'm a SERIOUS LAWYER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49106099)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Smoky mildly autistic heaven selfie

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107194)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: spectacular cocky knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750686&forum_id=2#49107203)