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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
beady-eyed federal milk
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
beady-eyed federal milk
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye
  01/05/26
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Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye
  01/06/26
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Lavender chapel death wish
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Racy Stock Car Friendly Grandma
  01/06/26
h1b indians would never make this mistake
submissive black woman
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
high-end state
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/06/26
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embarrassed to the bone brindle windowlicker
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
high-end state
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren
  01/06/26
Lmao
Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye
  01/06/26
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Painfully honest boyish french chef
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Plum fighting kitchen sound barrier
  01/06/26
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beady-eyed federal milk
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed federal milk

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed federal milk

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Lavender chapel death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Racy Stock Car Friendly Grandma

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: submissive black woman

h1b indians would never make this mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: high-end state

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone brindle windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: high-end state

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Multi-colored autistic nursing home mexican

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Adventurous indigo crackhouse brethren

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Cracking Adulterous Site Round Eye

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Painfully honest boyish french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Plum fighting kitchen sound barrier

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: beady-eyed federal milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)