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brindle spectacular private investor
  06/10/17
Gay abortions: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2042...
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Retard in MBA class: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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  06/10/17
MOAR!
slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe
  06/10/17
I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pit...
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  06/10/17
sup
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  10/02/17
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  12/22/17
Mario Bros. castle: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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  06/10/17
MOAR!
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  06/10/17
I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-aslee...
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  06/10/17
No offense but You were right.
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  06/11/17
How dare you
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slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe
  06/10/17
Lmfao Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?
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  06/10/17
the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade
slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe
  06/11/17
I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if...
Stirring heaven
  06/11/17
try it the gay abortion one was a little longer and that ...
slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe
  06/11/17
First Trump parody: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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  06/10/17
lol at the prescience of the Trump one
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Painfully Honest Forum Friendly Grandma
  01/21/23
evan39 is our orwell
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  06/10/17
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  10/30/17
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  06/11/17
where's the one about the Irish court procedures?
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  06/11/17
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  06/11/17
God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expe...
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  06/11/17
yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans w...
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  06/11/17
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German man claims Antarctica http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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The mother of all Trump posts http://www.autoadmit.com/th...
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  09/12/23
where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Afric...
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Somali and Sudanese engineers http://xoxohth.com/thread.p...
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MIT lingustics http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=34...
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College dreams come true: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?t...
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You need to write for a living, friend
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slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe
  06/19/18
Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread
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Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember ...
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  06/09/19
I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese ar...
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  09/24/19
where’s the one about British elections that featured ...
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A content machine.
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evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website a...
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  01/19/20
or shit at least a twitter account
exciting dragon
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Israel-Trinidad peace deal http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?th...
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Trump mocks fat kid http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_...
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Ty for ur service
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Orlando residents discover libraries http://xoxohth.com/thr...
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Migrants flee images of Portland http://xoxohth.com/thread...
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Building collapses in Nigeria http://xoxohth.com/thread.php...
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  11/11/21
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Donkey Kong Country: http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
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Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ http://www.xoxoht...
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Jeff Garlin canned from TV show http://www.xoxohth.com/thre...
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DOJ sues Apple http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=...
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The West Wing: https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4...
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:08 AM
Author: brindle spectacular private investor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:10 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Gay abortions:

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Asian chick witnesses terror attack:

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Fat pride:

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ARE Reptile:

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Congo space program:

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Evan's startup:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2304075&forum_id=2#23573866

Putin mocks Obama:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2687211&forum_id=2#26419775

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520232)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:13 AM
Author: brindle spectacular private investor



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:23 AM
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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:16 AM
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Date: June 27th, 2023 11:13 PM
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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:25 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Retard in MBA class:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3626933&mc=33&forum_id=2#33399344

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British election:

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Robby Mook:

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Evan the rock star:

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Jew lawyer's online world:

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:29 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

I know this is written by a quotemo not evan, but it was pitch perfect and *about* evan so I'm just going to leave this here for safe keeping:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2958598&mc=106&forum_id=2#28519375

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Date: October 2nd, 2017 5:08 AM
Author: Primrose Base Pozpig

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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:46 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:39 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

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Suze Orman:

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Date: June 10th, 2017 7:40 AM
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MOAR!

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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:10 PM
Author: nighttime market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522786)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 4:11 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

I remember writing it while sitting on the couch, half-asleep. Didn't even think it was that good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522789)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 8:17 AM
Author: house-broken aquamarine garrison marketing idea

No offense but You were right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526747)



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Date: February 2nd, 2022 7:49 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

How dare you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43891403)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: lemon sexy wagecucks principal's office

"Throwing her hands up in disgust, renowned financial guru Suze Orman told her television audience today that they were "fucked" and that the current economic crisis would almost certainly send the country spiraling into a crippling depression.

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Unbelievable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189660)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33520918)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 3:56 PM
Author: flushed razzmatazz institution gaping

Lmfao

Ever thought of trying to get a job at the onion?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33522689)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:07 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

the onion hasn't done this high level of writing in a decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526163)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:09 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

I'm debating whether they should be longer. Might be lame if I made them too long and complicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526172)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

try it

the gay abortion one was a little longer and that worked great

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526182)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:19 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

First Trump parody:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

Lawyer starts pest control business:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2149290&forum_id=2#22343296

Rachel Jeantel scholarship:

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Japanese lawyers:

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Obama's Kenyan relatives:

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Prole wins F-16 jet:

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KKK on Eric Garner:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523238)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:24 AM
Author: exciting dragon

lol at the prescience of the Trump one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454027)



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Date: January 21st, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Forum Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45821589)



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Date: June 10th, 2017 5:24 PM
Author: useless marvelous blood rage hominid

evan39 is our orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33523254)



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Date: October 30th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34563055)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:06 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526156)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:08 AM
Author: Drab turdskin

where's the one about the Irish court procedures?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526167)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Tochmae Brannochbaen:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526176)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:11 AM
Author: Drab turdskin

God's work. I remember clicking the wiki link actually expecting to find more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526180)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:10 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

yeah that one was good, and also the one about the Koreans who don't do military service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526177)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:12 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Chaebong Hyung:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3439099&forum_id=2#31981964

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526185)



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Date: June 11th, 2017 2:13 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33526194)



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Date: June 17th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: lascivious piazza mad-dog skullcap

German man claims Antarctica

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649819&mc=13&forum_id=2#33579075

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33579719)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

The mother of all Trump posts

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3450395&mc=65&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618173)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Forum Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787896)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:13 PM
Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house

where's the more recent one about the tech industry in Africa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618206)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

Somali and Sudanese engineers

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618251)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:21 PM
Author: Cobalt step-uncle's house

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618274)



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Date: June 22nd, 2017 2:52 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

MIT lingustics

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3451372&mc=37&forum_id=2#33532430

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#33618571)



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Date: October 12th, 2017 7:51 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

Woman chattering away

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34428616)



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Date: December 14th, 2017 10:52 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34917179)



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Date: December 16th, 2017 11:06 AM
Author: mahogany heady kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34934416)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:47 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Retard in business school:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981652)



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Date: December 22nd, 2017 1:52 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

College dreams come true:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#34981676)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948254)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 2:47 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

You need to write for a living, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948376)



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Date: April 30th, 2018 4:27 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#35948443)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270560)



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Date: June 19th, 2018 8:06 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1630199&forum_id=2#17868759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36270559)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Black Titillating Lettuce

Holy shit what a goldmine of a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640771)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 4:35 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Even I was surprised at how that one turned out. I remember writing it back in 2011, thinking it was a ridiculous idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453962)



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Date: August 18th, 2018 7:27 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#36640736)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 9:54 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37059384)



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Date: October 20th, 2018 2:25 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4110344&mc=38&forum_id=2#37055876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37060584)



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Date: December 22nd, 2018 8:54 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#37455246)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:19 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3069137&mc=72&forum_id=2#29368429

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361699)



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Date: June 9th, 2019 8:20 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

I love that one. There was another one about how Japanese are constantly trying to "save face" but I can't find it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38361701)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 9:46 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877548)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:50 AM
Author: snowy space

where’s the one about British elections that featured a character named “Thomas Crappington”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877869)



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Date: September 24th, 2019 10:52 AM
Author: lemon sexy wagecucks principal's office

A content machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38877885)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 8:30 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882590)



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Date: September 25th, 2019 2:35 AM
Author: Nubile Church Building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#38882229)



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Date: December 31st, 2019 11:43 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39355241)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 3:07 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39453912)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:19 AM
Author: exciting dragon

evan could seriously make his own onion/babylonbee website and get a fair amount of click-based revenue

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454024)



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Date: January 19th, 2020 7:20 AM
Author: exciting dragon

or shit at least a twitter account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#39454025)



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Date: June 5th, 2020 6:05 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40352316)



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Date: June 12th, 2020 8:17 PM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40406548)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:25 PM
Author: Green frozen site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552992)



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Date: June 29th, 2020 12:07 PM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40515320)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:18 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933690)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 4:51 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933705)



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Date: September 17th, 2020 5:40 AM
Author: Misunderstood Cerise Idiot Sandwich

Evander Holyfield a huge Nirvana fan

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4623583&mc=17&forum_id=2#40911763

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#40933741)



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Date: October 13th, 2020 11:25 AM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41102650)



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Date: October 26th, 2020 11:22 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

Israel-Trinidad peace deal

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41189584)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored obsidian brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552844)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Trump mocks fat kid

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4539072&forum_id=2#40249064

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552834)



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Date: December 15th, 2020 1:14 PM
Author: Startled hell depressive

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41552905)



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Date: February 10th, 2021 10:10 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Plague doctor:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#41919736)



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Date: March 10th, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42082175)



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Date: May 4th, 2021 10:32 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42398184)



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Date: May 15th, 2021 5:14 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42465406)



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Date: August 21st, 2021 9:36 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

Orlando residents discover libraries

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#42985440)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:37 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43004999)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: cracking metal legal warrant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551479)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Insanely creepy self-centered shrine faggot firefighter



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Date: September 1st, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

Building collapses in Nigeria

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43045312)



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Date: September 7th, 2021 1:01 PM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43076299)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195878)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 12:38 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43195939)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 1:49 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43196437)



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:31 PM
Author: Stirring heaven



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Date: November 11th, 2021 6:42 PM
Author: lemon sexy wagecucks principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43426815)



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Date: December 1st, 2021 9:42 PM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43542932)



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:45 AM
Author: Contagious Harsh New Version Meetinghouse



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Date: December 12th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

Marco Rubio household finances

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43596369)



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Date: December 23rd, 2021 3:26 PM
Author: Stirring heaven



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Date: January 2nd, 2022 11:13 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43719419)



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Date: February 10th, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#43946102)



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Date: April 8th, 2022 10:20 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44301829)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 9:17 AM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home



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Date: June 28th, 2022 4:35 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Why HRC didn’t go to Wisconsin

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5141308&mc=9&forum_id=2#44757342

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#44757593)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:56 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Forum Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787892)



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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:52 AM
Author: Painfully Honest Forum Friendly Grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679564)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Asian baby's first word is Harvard:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1939572&mc=73&forum_id=2#20607250

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299234)



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Date: October 8th, 2022 6:46 AM
Author: Adventurous Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45299235)



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Date: October 9th, 2022 4:27 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Donkey Kong Country:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4381378&mc=42&forum_id=2#45294157

Gore Vidal comics:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&mc=13&forum_id=2#45301885

Ukraine shrews:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207186&mc=38&forum_id=2#45293401

Biden nuclear war:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5207418&mc=27&forum_id=2#45293499

Emmett Till missile system:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&mc=10&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45303375)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:36 AM
Author: Insecure Emerald Factory Reset Button

He's going hard in the paint.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355046)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:34 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355031)



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Date: October 19th, 2022 2:35 AM
Author: exciting dragon

Emmett Till Missile Defense system efficacy questionable http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5215267&forum_id=2#45355000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45355039)



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Date: October 24th, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Freddy Krueger files for unemployment:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4880925&mc=30&forum_id=2#42805242

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45380393)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 5:19 AM
Author: French Motley Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551569)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: fatty nigger (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49713693)



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Date: November 11th, 2022 11:00 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Therapist learns about our board:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5009500&mc=76&forum_id=2#43801845

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45480742)



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Date: November 25th, 2022 1:07 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Buttigieg tops new poll:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5178444&mc=57&forum_id=2#45056415

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45542107)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 6th, 2022 6:38 AM
Author: Adventurous Party Of The First Part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45592426)



Reply Favorite

Date: December 25th, 2022 1:01 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45689672)



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Date: December 28th, 2022 12:58 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#45704179)



Reply Favorite

Date: June 12th, 2023 2:01 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Revised LSAT

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5351532&mc=47&forum_id=2#46397780

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417143)



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Date: June 12th, 2023 2:21 AM
Author: Demanding range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46417156)



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Date: June 26th, 2023 4:03 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Stockton Rush in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5363054&forum_id=2#46473970

John King talking about Evan and Boom:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5229937&mc=23&forum_id=2#45459487

Whites are the master race:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5364174&mc=11&forum_id=2#46482355

New shopping app:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3730375&mc=32&forum_id=2#34200696

Founding Fathers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5314839&mc=34&forum_id=2#46112141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46473984)



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Date: July 15th, 2023 12:02 AM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46549529)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 12:36 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Directional State U

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2301214&mc=123&forum_id=2#24174904

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750143)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:31 PM
Author: Stirring heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46750922)



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Date: September 3rd, 2023 5:59 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Warren Buffett

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5398871&mc=26&forum_id=2#46749329

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46751002)



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Date: September 6th, 2023 2:01 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

John Grisham sequel

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5400618&mc=7&forum_id=2#46761141

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46761237)



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Date: September 12th, 2023 12:55 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

¡Yeb!’s parents meet Columba

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5404572&mc=12&forum_id=2#46787677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46787884)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 10:49 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Burning Man holocaust museum

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5399050&mc=10&forum_id=2#46769358

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46795853)



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Date: September 15th, 2023 8:22 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Female birdbrain mentality:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5405095&mc=52&forum_id=2#46791535

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46799978)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 4:17 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Teenager steals Chris Christie’s DQ

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416563&mc=12&forum_id=2#46867706

Gavin Newsom appoints a senator

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416529&mc=5&forum_id=2#46867607

Lonely lawyer sued for taking Olive Garden's "When you're here, you're family"

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5416518&mc=4&forum_id=2#46867645



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46867817)



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Date: October 6th, 2023 7:06 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

NATO goes woke:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5216107&forum_id=2#45360769

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46894871)



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Date: October 12th, 2023 4:15 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Curb Your Enthusiasm S9 E1: The Grocery Store Clerk

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3552621&mc=95&forum_id=2#32825680

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46923177)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 3:22 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Frasier reboot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4021381&mc=71&forum_id=2#36391706

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46928716)



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Date: October 21st, 2023 3:07 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Jeff Garlin canned from TV show

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4986215&mc=82&forum_id=2#43619211

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#46963933)



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Date: November 19th, 2023 7:55 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Toyota trucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5353893&mc=24&forum_id=2#46413645

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47075938)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:05 PM
Author: slap-happy drunken sweet tailpipe

Intergalactic NOWAG:

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2533244&mc=25&forum_id=2#25307364

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118971)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 10:07 PM
Author: Contagious Harsh New Version Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47118982)



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Date: November 30th, 2023 11:29 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Kissinger in Hell:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5452447&mc=9&forum_id=2#47115612

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47119285)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:27 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Home Alone:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4993393&mc=42&forum_id=2#43673975

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138811)



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Date: December 6th, 2023 8:29 AM
Author: Insecure Emerald Factory Reset Button

Gore Vidal's stint writing for SHAZAM (DC Comics):

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5208431&forum_id=2#45301885

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47138821)



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Date: December 18th, 2023 11:14 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

George Costanza goes to Harvard:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5471194&mc=21&forum_id=2#47269646

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47183791)



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Date: January 15th, 2024 3:29 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Cave drawings reveal prehistoric "me too" movement

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5475552&mc=15&forum_id=2#47285301

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47288790)



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Date: January 22nd, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Despacito:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3649296&mc=27&forum_id=2#33570800

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47316607)



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Date: January 26th, 2024 3:59 PM
Author: Sinister Big-titted Home

Seinfeld episode where Puddy disgusts Elaine by supporting TX vs Biden

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5481708&mc=7&forum_id=2#47334089

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47334134)



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Date: March 22nd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

DOJ sues Apple

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5507578&mc=15&forum_id=2#47516823

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47517084)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 5:58 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Perfect Strangers:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5069522&mc=15&forum_id=2#46374106

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47547603)



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Date: May 27th, 2024 8:55 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Bill Cosby stamps:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5533096&mc=2&forum_id=2#47694613

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47694636)



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Date: June 2nd, 2024 10:35 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Judge Merchan's Choose Your Own Adventure

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5535791&mc=3&forum_id=2#47712509

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47712630)



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Date: August 14th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Disco Fries book review:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5575674&forum_id=2#47963986

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47966302)



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Date: August 17th, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Secret Service agents:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5555614&mc=16&forum_id=2#47974960

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47976893)



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Date: August 22nd, 2024 10:04 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Scholarship addict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5580539&mc=15&forum_id=2#47991617

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#47996531)



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Date: September 20th, 2024 12:04 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Kramer likes black women:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5598336&mc=3&forum_id=2#48111856

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48111902)



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Date: December 14th, 2024 8:13 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

The West Wing:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4951339&mc=11&forum_id=2#48449167

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48449228)



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Date: December 19th, 2024 10:30 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Steve Winwood's Broccoli:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5651756&mc=13&forum_id=2#48466651

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48467739)



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Date: December 26th, 2024 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Last Sears location:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5653619&mc=11&forum_id=2#48480858

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48490398)



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Date: January 14th, 2025 2:23 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Chad fucks an employee at my store:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663590&mc=6&forum_id=2#48551450

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551475)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 14th, 2025 2:25 AM
Author: cracking metal legal warrant mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48551477)



Reply Favorite

Date: January 16th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556988)



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Date: January 16th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Evan has a threesome:

http://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5663664&mc=24&forum_id=2#48554120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48556939)



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Date: January 19th, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Fraud Incorporated:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5665645&mc=5&forum_id=2#48564772

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48564822)



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Date: January 28th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Trebuchets

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5671576&mc=11&forum_id=2#48596799

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48599922)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Birdbrain pilot lands on wrong carrier:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5016607&mc=24&forum_id=2#48638129

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48638144)



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Date: February 14th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Elon Musk punishes liberals:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5681083&mc=5&forum_id=2#48661859

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48661875)



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Date: March 1st, 2025 9:55 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Kramer works for DOGE:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5676099&mc=6&forum_id=2#48706547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48706553)



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Date: March 26th, 2025 12:14 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Jurassic Pajeet:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5699406&mc=6&forum_id=2#48779796

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48782712)



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Date: April 1st, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Colonial shrew:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5702438&mc=18&forum_id=2#48798134

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48805077)



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Date: April 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Birdbrains love science:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5710720&mc=18&forum_id=2#48848214

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48851327)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Trump tariffs:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5711423&mc=19&forum_id=2#48851886

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48859653)



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Date: April 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Clarence Thomas:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713269&mc=17&forum_id=2#48863371

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48863379)



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Date: April 22nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Pope Francis:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5713790&mc=42&forum_id=2#48865884

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48869849)



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Date: April 24th, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Invasion of Puerto Rico:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5714331&mc=19&forum_id=2#48872876

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48876095)



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Date: April 27th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Female helicopter pilot:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717188&mc=54&forum_id=2#48885711

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48885819)



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Date: April 30th, 2025 3:35 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Cave accident:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5717928&mc=17&forum_id=2#48889635

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48892585)



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Date: May 3rd, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Halloween candy:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4669574&mc=36&forum_id=2#41241759

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48902188)



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Date: May 8th, 2025 11:14 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

India-Pakistan conflict:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5721401&mc=27&forum_id=2#48910213

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48915918)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 4:47 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Angels In The Outfield remake

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730413&mc=9&forum_id=2#48966493

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#48966809)



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Date: June 19th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Birdbrain due process:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5736688&mc=22&forum_id=2#49010355

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49033584)



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Date: September 2nd, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Mormon Starbucks:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767336&mc=11&forum_id=2#49220754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49232502)



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Date: November 24th, 2025 7:17 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Scared straight:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4367589&mc=39&forum_id=2#46591448

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49455444)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: Stirring heaven

Birdbrain conference call:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5692786&mc=31&forum_id=2#49543826

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49546540)



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Date: January 19th, 2026 3:40 AM
Author: lilac very tactful nibblets trust fund

Trump threatens war with Norway over Nobel Peace Prize:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5823780&mc=4&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49600388)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:22 PM
Author: turquoise state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679497)



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Date: February 18th, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Insanely creepy self-centered shrine faggot firefighter

any good ones from the season where he was straight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49679519)



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Date: February 22nd, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: Stirring heaven

Newsom identifies with black voters:

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5837370&mc=5&forum_id=2#49687951

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3642714&forum_id=2#49687964)