Date: April 1st, 2023 4:10 PM Author: erotic gas station dog poop
Defense lawyer-speak: "We believe our client is not in violation of any law. We believe this situation has occurred as a result of a monetary lawsuit recently brought against our client as a result of personal vendettas."
Plain English: "My client is paying good money for me to lie on his behalf. If you want to believe our lies well that's your lookout."