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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Aggressive Cruel-hearted Masturbator Water Buffalo
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Snowy Public Bath Deer Antler
  05/30/25
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learning disabled spot
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
mustard beady-eyed hell stain
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
Naked Shrine
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
Costumed quadroon
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
Federal slippery feces
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
Costumed quadroon
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Insanely creepy 180 den doctorate
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
Dashing business firm
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Duck-like Center
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
abnormal athletic conference laser beams
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
Bat-shit-crazy thriller foreskin bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
soul-stirring scourge upon the earth site
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
Bat-shit-crazy thriller foreskin bawdyhouse
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
Dun Tank
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
passionate mentally impaired factory reset button
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Aggressive Cruel-hearted Masturbator Water Buffalo



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Snowy Public Bath Deer Antler

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: learning disabled spot



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: mustard beady-eyed hell stain

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Naked Shrine

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: Costumed quadroon

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973009)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Federal slippery feces

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: Costumed quadroon

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Insanely creepy 180 den doctorate

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: Dashing business firm

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Duck-like Center

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: abnormal athletic conference laser beams

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy thriller foreskin bawdyhouse

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973434)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: soul-stirring scourge upon the earth site

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973571)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy thriller foreskin bawdyhouse

this is a pro move

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973580)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Dun Tank

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: passionate mentally impaired factory reset button

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731286&forum_id=2#48973591)