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How do I heart attack myself in a non suspicious way?

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Motley Station Gaping
  05/30/25
the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one
Coral church building circlehead
  05/30/25
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multi-colored obsidian stead
  05/30/25
depends entirely on genetics
razzle magenta depressive range
  05/30/25
Start running marathons
ivory turdskin windowlicker
  05/30/25
Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread
lilac shrine
  05/30/25
Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra on...
thriller forum
  05/30/25
Thank you for rescuing this thread Have you ever thought ...
lilac shrine
  05/30/25
yeah he's doing it for them LOL
Frum church
  05/30/25
you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder ...
gold hospital haunted graveyard
  05/30/25
Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplish...
Vivacious ceo piazza
  05/30/25
Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader
brindle haunting yarmulke
  05/30/25
inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes
mauve sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  05/30/25
Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside,...
at-the-ready mewling pistol base
  05/30/25
this is a pro move
mauve sweet tailpipe sanctuary
  05/30/25
just do lines of coke
chest-beating headpube business firm
  05/30/25
Become an alcoholic or druggie.
gay 180 deer antler
  05/30/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:47 AM
Author: Motley Station Gaping



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:49 AM
Author: Coral church building circlehead

the cia has heart attack guns, ask for one

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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:54 AM
Author: multi-colored obsidian stead



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Date: May 30th, 2025 7:53 AM
Author: razzle magenta depressive range

depends entirely on genetics

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: ivory turdskin windowlicker

Start running marathons

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:31 AM
Author: lilac shrine

Heartbroken this isn't a disco fries thread

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Date: May 30th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: thriller forum

Outback for every lunch. Order a Bloomin Onion with extra onion sauce and a large Fosters. Cheese Fries to go. Eat the cheese fries in the car as you slowly wind through traffic back to the office. Once in the office you’ll need to drink a gallon of water and at least 4 tablespoons of psyllium husk.

This is the way to the promised land of chronic disease and perpetual unhappiness, brother. Take my hand, I’ll show you the way.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: lilac shrine

Thank you for rescuing this thread

Have you ever thought about doing this to get the life insurance payout for your family

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Frum church

yeah he's doing it for them LOL

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: gold hospital haunted graveyard

you could slightly electrocute yourself and fall off ladder while fixing a ceiling fan or garage door opener

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Vivacious ceo piazza

Get vaxxed every few months until your mission is accomplished

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: brindle haunting yarmulke

Apply for litigation roles at Cadwalader

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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: mauve sweet tailpipe sanctuary

inject concentrated potassium chloride between the toes

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: at-the-ready mewling pistol base

Do the whole tying the syringe to a helium balloon (outside, dummy) thing too.

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: mauve sweet tailpipe sanctuary

this is a pro move

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: chest-beating headpube business firm

just do lines of coke

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Date: May 30th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: gay 180 deer antler

Become an alcoholic or druggie.

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