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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces Very doubtful I'd be caught as I got this information in a way that only involves me and isn't traceable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984484) |
Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM Author: racy roast beef you should share it with your Internet friends here (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Floppy dull locus scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986753) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Talented step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986816) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM Author: bat-shit-crazy theater stage Lol at not being traceable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces Only traceable thing would be me making an insane trade. Happens all of the time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984491) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: brindle ratface mental disorder be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading. "Cause the man is wise You are still an outlaw in their eyes" |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM Author: 180 Son Of Senegal Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces Wtf? How do I make that much???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984494) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM Author: big native only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM Author: swollen pozpig Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces poast ur email
im serious |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM Author: pearl galvanic dilemma juaneighty@proton.me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM Author: khaki demanding point Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM Author: Chest-beating Shrine Rigor obviously yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545) |
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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM Author: aggressive boistinker tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM Author: lascivious very tactful double fault gas station cr. not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM Author: Translucent Public Bath Immigrant Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces u guys r my counsel, please see EPAH's response above (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985860) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM Author: vigorous toilet seat which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM Author: aggressive boistinker for things like this, you go on their word (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM Author: Cruel-hearted community account This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM Author: cerebral topaz forum roommate no! better follow the rules!
all those rich people certainly did.
how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: Soul-stirring amber corner associate it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: big native I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM Author: Doobsian mexican This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.
Fuck kikes |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM Author: Soul-stirring amber corner associate ah hahahahahahhaa pwned
Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do. |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: Floppy dull locus scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM Author: pearl galvanic dilemma https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM Author: Nudist seedy sweet tailpipe EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: Cruel-hearted community account As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM Author: Beady-eyed Chapel Feces I have a confession. I did the insider trading like four months ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986805) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM Author: Stirring Hissy Fit its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814) |
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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Buck-toothed crackhouse messiness You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG
IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.
this is legal advice |