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i used to work for a solo who sexually harassed me
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) started with him right out of law school and he was like 67 at the time. he had to lay me off like 4 years later. he was overweight and looked like emeril lagasse.
everything was normal for a few months, but one day he was driving me to a client's factory and i noticed his hand in my seat. i was like wtf but it wasn't obvious he was trying to touch me. i just kinda leaned away. that;s where it ended.
few months after that, we had to travel to pittsburgh to invetigate a complaint. he claimed to me that the hotel was super busy so we'd have to stay in the same room and maybe same bed. i was like wtf. i actually thought he was kidding but he was serious. we wound up staying in a large suite and i made them bring a pullout/cot thing and stayed in the living room.
another time, we were in chicago the night before an arbitration and had been drinking at dinner. by this time he'd hit on my like 200 times so when he asked me to come to his room to "discuss the case" after, i was like oh christ. so we get up there and he goes "would you like me to service you?" and i said "oh, nah i'm good." lol. he tried to gaslight me and said "wow, i don't know of anyone who would turn down a blowjob. that's something else," etc.
he had good taste in dress clothes and bought shirts from jermyn street and saville row in england. he'd gotten fat but used to be real thin and he gave me a bunch of shirts from hilditch and key and shit like that. he brought them to me and asked if i was going to "model them for us" lol. i was like no dude. he went and fucking told our law clerk that i was going to model the shirts and do a twirl or some faggot shit. unbelievable.
he actually got sued in the 90s for harassing a guy who quit over it. alpha to keep doing it into old age.
there are many other stories like this. poor guy, he's legit gay-gay but lived a lie his whole life. he's like 83 now. i still have lunch with him. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: ,.,..,,.,...,.,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. How come you didn't let him service you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201034) |
Date: August 21st, 2025 2:31 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, Why do you suppose your life has been so silly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49200944) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) i dunno. i have told a bunch of my stories to the associate i work with (not the sexual harassment shit for obvious reasons) and she seemed surprised at all this random shit i've gotten into and said i should write a book.
i hadn;t thought about it until she said something, but i've had all kinds of very odd shit happen. maybe i should write a book. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:37 PM Author: .,.,.;.,..,..,.,:.,:,..,..,::,..,:,.,.:,..:.,:.:, I don't think you should write a book. Nobody cares. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49200962) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:28 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) oh man, you really don't give a fuck. pwnd! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201134) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:46 PM Author: sam hyde inseminating boner police's mouth via gjr have you told him about your debaucheries? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49200978) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:54 PM Author: ,.,..,,.,...,.,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. Are you the guy who posted the original story this parody thread is based on?
https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2599090&mc=116&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 2:55 PM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) did you like it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201004) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:01 PM Author: ,.,..,,.,...,.,.,,.,..,,,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201028) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) i was really skeeved out at first, but it got to the point where i'd have a new story to tell people every weekend and we'd all laugh about it. so i liked it in the sense that there was irl content creation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201136) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: My little restricted guy That was nice of you not to sue him also, it's pathetic how bitchmade society is with respect to a little workplace hanky panky. BTW I just had sex with my wife at lunch (we both WFH), she's been all over me since the affair and I tried to do this for years (wfh sex) and she wouldn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201042) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) it's kind of nuts that an atty sued his boss. that's potentially career-ending. the guy wound up at a 50-atty ID type shitshop (i guess they had an employment practice). i suppose it "worked out" for him?
a surprising number of this solo's associates, myself included, wound up in biglaw. not that guy of course. |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:04 PM Author: cannon You turned down a blowjob from him and instead later decided to try giving them yourself? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201044) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Edgar Allan Poe ((zurich is stained)) i used to be able to do it to myself but just the head (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5764639&forum_id=2#49201141) |