Not flame. Someone in my wife’s family died. Not sure if it was an aunt or a cousin I didn’t really inquire. I went bc there’s a red lobster on the way which is 180 and the kids love it (when her grandfather died I didn’t go because he was a piece of shit and I wasn’t going to take off from work for him).
The priest put his arms out and closed his eyes and started singing some hymn:
“Your life had no value, you dog shit fucking breed,
Your life had no value; you horse faced fuckin breed,
God didn’t try; when he made that breed,
Your life had no value, you low class fucking breed.”
The priest was pretty good shape so when one of the cousins came up to take a swing the priest was ready. Got hit but perfect counter. Then we all jumped in. Ridiculous the shit they do “up state”