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ALPHA RUNNER?

what distance should an alpha train for? i think it should b...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
Greetings, Yes, bro, a 2 minute 800m run is definitely what...
amethyst arousing quadroon tanning salon
  07/20/12
all russians are at least as muscular as him, including me. ...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
Greetings, You: A man is not alpha unless he is Olympic cal...
amethyst arousing quadroon tanning salon
  07/20/12
idiot. i said that the goal is 800m in 2:00. that decathlete...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
i wonder if i should go for a light 6mile run right now cons...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
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red marvelous public bath shitlib
  07/20/12
sprinters are infinitely more alpha than distance runners, b...
beady-eyed son of senegal
  07/20/12
a sprinter wouldnt be able to run away from a boxer.
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
do you get boxers chasing you often?
beady-eyed son of senegal
  07/20/12
i almost got into a fight with 2 nigger city workers. plan w...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
those 5000 and 10,000 guys may look like manlets but they ar...
Wild Crotch Main People
  07/20/12
yeah but the sprinter bros can be strong and fast while the ...
beady-eyed son of senegal
  07/20/12
sprinters arent very strong. take Ovechkin and put him again...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
this dude lifts too much
red marvelous public bath shitlib
  07/20/12
Can you describe whether you train via intervals (i.e, sprin...
Doobsian Ape Ticket Booth
  07/20/12
i havent been training regularly. just had plans to. obvious...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12
Sprinting is alpha in its own way, but running 50 or 100 mil...
irradiated puppy generalized bond
  07/20/12
Depends on the length of the table.
sienna odious kitchen cumskin
  07/20/12
if i do a couple of sets of pullups/dips after my 10mile run...
Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker
  07/20/12


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Date: July 20th, 2012 7:44 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

what distance should an alpha train for? i think it should be anywhere from 800m-5000m. the reasoning is that sprints like 100m u either can run like a negro or you cannot. if you can, then you can probably excell at other sports that require those muscles like hockey or football... but an alpha footballer should still be able to run middle distance at a decent level. as such i present to you normatives for "master of sports" in diferent distances in russia:

800m=1:49. 1500m=3:46. 5000m=14:00.

and here is the lowest "rank" that would allow u to call yourself an "athlete": 800m=2:20, 1500m=4:45, 5000m=17:45.

i was recently able to run 800m in ~2:20. i havent run 5k timed for the last couple of years because i dont feel like doing enough volume to train for such distance. this is another reason why i think 800m is the better to distance to train for. it relies on your VO2max but does not require as much time. so i am thinking 2:00 for 800m, which is world class for a woman but slightly slower than an expert for a man, is good goal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129039)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: amethyst arousing quadroon tanning salon

Greetings,

Yes, bro, a 2 minute 800m run is definitely what a 30yo man should be aiming for to be alpha. Anything less is omega as fuark. These guys are alpha: http://runningtimes.com/rt/images/200511/ramzi.jpg (800m world championship finalists)

This guy is faggot: http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2653/3895946928_d137c19093.jpg (random decathlete)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130176)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:21 PM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

all russians are at least as muscular as him, including me. just because u run mid-distance doesnt mean that u'll start looking like a twink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130242)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:23 PM
Author: amethyst arousing quadroon tanning salon

Greetings,

You: A man is not alpha unless he is Olympic caliber 800m

Me: Here's a picture of Olympic caliber 800m doods

You: JOKES ON YOU I DIDN'T MEAN OLYMPIC CALIBER DOOD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130253)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:26 PM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

idiot. i said that the goal is 800m in 2:00. that decathlete can do it, just like most pro soccer or hockey players can do it. they obviously dont train for long-distance and have better results at 100m. what this means is that 800m in 2:00 is a determinant of a healthy male.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130281)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 7:48 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

i wonder if i should go for a light 6mile run right now considering that i did my PR in 800m yesterday and did 800mx3 in the process and for some reason my ass, but not my legs, is sore (maybe because i was doing those squats).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129046)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 7:58 AM
Author: red marvelous public bath shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129057)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:32 AM
Author: beady-eyed son of senegal

sprinters are infinitely more alpha than distance runners, bro.

see, e.g., http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Aikines-Aryeetey



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129526)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:36 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

a sprinter wouldnt be able to run away from a boxer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129550)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:48 AM
Author: beady-eyed son of senegal

do you get boxers chasing you often?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129614)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:50 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

i almost got into a fight with 2 nigger city workers. plan was to fuck them up and run 1/2mile along the sand, then swim 1/2mile and hide in the woods. i know if they werent cops i wouldnt hesitate to fuck them up and run away. thats what i would do in harlem at night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129998)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:50 AM
Author: Wild Crotch Main People

those 5000 and 10,000 guys may look like manlets but they are some of the finest athletes in the world. they are capable of running a 4:00 mile for the last 1600 meters of a 5000 meter race.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129637)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:53 AM
Author: beady-eyed son of senegal

yeah but the sprinter bros can be strong and fast while the marathoners end up emaciated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9TG3hpUkA8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129661)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:52 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

sprinters arent very strong. take Ovechkin and put him against usain bolt, he'd catch him after 1mile of running and rip his head off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130008)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:20 PM
Author: red marvelous public bath shitlib

this dude lifts too much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130231)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:40 AM
Author: Doobsian Ape Ticket Booth

Can you describe whether you train via intervals (i.e, sprint training to get the lactic acid running and to build a high threshold tolerance level) or just long distance running? Thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129579)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 11:48 AM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

i havent been training regularly. just had plans to. obviously u do intervals if u want to improve. but if your goal is to max out 800m then u should do 200-400m intervals. whereas ive been doing 800m intervals. but i once i go back to school i might shorten it. long runs dont serve any purpose except to prevent injuries for when u do hard intervals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129985)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 10:45 AM
Author: irradiated puppy generalized bond

Sprinting is alpha in its own way, but running 50 or 100 miles at an 8-minute mile pace is pretty alpha too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21129600)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:07 PM
Author: sienna odious kitchen cumskin

Depends on the length of the table.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130121)



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Date: July 20th, 2012 12:24 PM
Author: Sticky Nofapping Candlestick Maker

if i do a couple of sets of pullups/dips after my 10mile run there is no way that i will look emaciated. also any weightlifting makes u look much more ripped if u actually spend most of your time on aerobics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1999268&forum_id=2#21130264)