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You owned your car for four years. You named it Brad

Then you break into your happy dance
Snowy slimy dopamine library
  08/08/16
Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME
spectacular weed whacker dysfunction
  08/08/16
What I think of every time I see the commercial.
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  08/09/16
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mind-boggling bright police squad antidepressant drug
  08/09/16
http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg midori iwama francis
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
yup, would pillage
mind-boggling bright police squad antidepressant drug
  08/09/16
...
Flushed free-loading dragon
  08/22/16
what a great commercial
Shaky lascivious den rigor
  08/08/16
the ones with naked male buttocks
Razzle deer antler
  08/08/16
adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry
cocky haunting office crotch
  08/08/16
link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IH...
Snowy slimy dopamine library
  08/08/16
http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145 at the 32....
cocky haunting office crotch
  08/08/16
haha that's great
Snowy slimy dopamine library
  08/08/16
holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.
Insane Range
  08/08/16
lol
Abnormal mentally impaired casino black woman
  08/09/16
180
Drunken tattoo
  08/09/16
Ljl awesome
dashing space
  08/10/16
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g
Drunken tattoo
  08/10/16
...
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/22/16
ME-llennial
Razzle deer antler
  08/08/16
holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on...
Stimulating pocket flask new version
  08/08/16
Ace Rockolla
cocky haunting office crotch
  08/09/16
one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.
High-end ratface telephone
  08/08/16
UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT I THROW THE REMOTE WI...
Razzle deer antler
  08/08/16
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Provocative native
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...
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
torque ratios one is worse
Pungent Partner State
  08/08/16
If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a lit...
Insecure Home Ape
  08/08/16
also FUGLY
Razzle deer antler
  08/08/16
also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on...
Vigorous skinny woman
  08/08/16
You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing ma...
Multi-colored Startling Orchestra Pit
  08/09/16
180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart...
Vigorous skinny woman
  08/09/16
...
Multi-colored Startling Orchestra Pit
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Vigorous skinny woman
  08/10/16
said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
Head shot
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack ...
Abnormal mentally impaired casino black woman
  08/09/16
Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commerc...
Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
  08/09/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ
Talented senate
  08/09/16
180
cocky haunting office crotch
  08/09/16
this is great
Doobsian Boyish Goyim
  08/09/16
The last line is brilliant.
concupiscible onyx messiness
  08/10/16
...
Drunken tattoo
  08/10/16
Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and re...
Drunken tattoo
  08/10/16


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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: Snowy slimy dopamine library

Then you break into your happy dance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138251)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: spectacular weed whacker dysfunction

Asian chick from commercial: Brad HANDSOME

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: sexy tanning salon voyeur

What I think of every time I see the commercial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143902)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling bright police squad antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144107)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

midori iwama francis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143899)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: mind-boggling bright police squad antidepressant drug

yup, would pillage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144111)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Flushed free-loading dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31244313)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:35 PM
Author: Shaky lascivious den rigor

what a great commercial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138268)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle deer antler

the ones with naked male buttocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138320)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: cocky haunting office crotch

adam carolla has a good rant on this millenial faggotry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138270)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Snowy slimy dopamine library

link? is it this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJEbWMS_IHE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138284)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: cocky haunting office crotch

http://adamanddrdrewshow.com/ads385/#more-2145

at the 32.30 minute mark

he's ridiculed it a few times since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138345)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:48 PM
Author: Snowy slimy dopamine library

haha that's great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138404)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Insane Range

holy shit. this is 180. classic adam style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139335)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired casino black woman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143898)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Drunken tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147347)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: dashing space

Ljl awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149688)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:54 AM
Author: Drunken tattoo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=czvlo7Rbo9g

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149802)



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Date: August 22nd, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31243788)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:37 PM
Author: Razzle deer antler

ME-llennial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138289)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 10:51 PM
Author: Stimulating pocket flask new version

holy fuck sprinted here to poast about the Ace man's take on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31139571)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:34 PM
Author: cocky haunting office crotch

Ace Rockolla

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144084)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: High-end ratface telephone

one of my least favorite commercials in recent memory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138275)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:36 PM
Author: Razzle deer antler

UGH I HATE THAT STUPID FUCKING CUNT

I THROW THE REMOTE WITH BRUTALITY

ARRRRRRRGH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138282)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:45 PM
Author: Provocative native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138378)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143844)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Pungent Partner State

torque ratios one is worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138392)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:38 PM
Author: Insecure Home Ape

If that girl was more fuckable it would work but she's a little fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138300)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:39 PM
Author: Razzle deer antler

also FUGLY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138310)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:01 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier

also TITLESS IRON-FACED CHINK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143842)



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Date: August 8th, 2016 8:44 PM
Author: Vigorous skinny woman

Then you sat on Brad after leaving a really hot nightclub on a summer evening.

Now you need a new Brad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31138369)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:30 PM
Author: Multi-colored Startling Orchestra Pit

You took Brad to be an unthinking, unfeeling, unbreathing machine, man-made along the bedraggled line of some sooted Midwest factory monstrosity, spit out from a set of swing-hinged doors tall and iron and sold to your parents on the lot of a Car-o-Rama by a man named Jason or Chuck or Casey standing in the shadow of a flickering mercury vapor light in the sun-sinking hour of a Saturday evening, football season; set to live out his vehicular life under the cloud of your millennial oblivion, ferrying you uncomplainingly from morning barista shift to farm-to-table opening to that one unforgivable trip to the free late-night clinic, rinse and repeat down the years to junkyard death around the same time Calista and Emmabean--never mention the unknown third--reached pre-K.

But then, one Tuesday in the summer of 2016, Brad awoke. Now, in the normal narrative of a fictional popcorn munching lobotomized summer tentpole, this is the point where the car turns malevolent--eats your summer fling's hand, spits out the promise ring and drives off in the sunset alongside a feminine-sleek 1962 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider to states unknown for many ages hence. But this is a truthful tale of true events. And the truth is that Brad's awakening presaged something far more serious than the loss of a crushed-on former quarterback's finger. For you see, when Brad awoke, he triggered a series of events threatening the Apocalypse.

This is that recounting, both in the imperilment of all of humanity through the vital incarnation of your 2011 Chevy Aveo (base trim) and how you and a group of good men ultimately averted it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144065)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Vigorous skinny woman

180. Our bort is not entirely lost to the pestilence of fart memes and damn daddies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144316)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored Startling Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147241)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Aromatic community account double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149764)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Vigorous skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31150460)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:05 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
Subject: said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally

Midori Iwama laments the loss of a car named “Brad” in the now-familiar Liberty Mutual Insurance TV commercial shot with the Statue of Liberty as a backdrop. But what the Rumson-bred actress has gained from that 30-second spot is a good measure of exposure that in turn is helping her land that next “gig.”

“In terms of the spot opening up other doors — sure it has and it continues to do so,” said Iwama, who goes by the name “Midori Francis” professionally.

The “Brad” commercial has been on the air for 10 months now. It has been viewed close to a half-million times on YouTube. Iwama said she’s not sure exactly how many actresses auditioned for the role but believes it was “hundreds.”

http://www.jerseywood.net/2015/06/05/new-jersey-profiles/rumsons-midori-iwama-lost-brad-but-found-recognition/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143869)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:09 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier
Subject: Head shot

http://i.imgur.com/yaQg6UM.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143903)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:11 PM
Author: Abnormal mentally impaired casino black woman

she's aight there. in the commercial she looks like a sack of potatoes in a sun dress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143915)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Ungodly Irradiated Sound Barrier

Damn, now I'll never shake that image when I see the commercial. Potato sack in a sundress. lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31143958)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:02 PM
Author: Talented senate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFaFWMjsoYQ



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144259)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 3:05 PM
Author: cocky haunting office crotch

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31144275)



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Date: August 9th, 2016 9:25 PM
Author: Doobsian Boyish Goyim

this is great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31147324)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:21 AM
Author: concupiscible onyx messiness

The last line is brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149753)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 3:26 AM
Author: Drunken tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149760)



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Date: August 10th, 2016 2:49 AM
Author: Drunken tattoo

Now replace "Brad" with "Darnell" and reshoot ad. Takes on whole new meaning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3315868&forum_id=2#31149660)