She had the snow tires put on and they make an insane clacking noise when she pulls up in the driveway. She says she'll put the old tires back on soon but she just wanted to give these a spin. She also says we're gonna have to start doing ski trips up in Colorado each winter so we can really get our money's worth on the tires. The kids were running around the living room making wooshing noises and getting into that aerodynamic pose pretending they were skiing. More money down the drain.

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1. We don’t live in Houston, Texas

2. My wife doesn’t go to Costco’s—she’s NEVER gone with me

3. My wife doesn’t buy tires, let alone snow tires

4. Nobody in my entire lineage has ever tried snow skiing and I doubt anyone in my entire lineage ever will.

5. I have never eaten chocolate chunk cookies or chicken baked pies from Costco’s.

6. I ate last night.

In summation, this is incredible and sloppy work all around. You should be ashamed of yourself.

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