5mm tax-free but you have to drive for doordash 40hrs/wk for 20 years
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Date: May 27th, 2026 11:49 PM Author: Doordasher
Hypo is pretty open-ended, there are a number of ways to minmax and basically get a free $5m.
-You're a contractor, you're not paid hourly, you're paid by the job. It's completely normal to reject offers that aren't worth your time. So set up some kind of automation to reject all offers.
-Move out to the boonies. You're technically available but they'll never send you any offers because you're too far from any pickup.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869551&forum_id=2#49904699) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 12:23 AM Author: Doordasher
You can be fired for contract violations.
Most bags are taped shut. If you were super aggressive about opening up bags & eating food, I imagine that eventually you would pick up enough contract violations for them to fire you.
It's not a contract violation to reject a shitton of offers. I've seen on Reddit where some drivers will minmax by rejecting like 95+% of offers.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869551&forum_id=2#49904734) |
Date: May 28th, 2026 1:01 AM Author: i gave my cousin head
i really dislike driving, esp these days
roads are filled w minorities and women, they all are driving insane, not worth it at all
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869551&forum_id=2#49904749) |
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Date: May 28th, 2026 2:22 AM Author: Doordasher
Yeah that's a big consideration.
Driving can be pretty fucking dangerous. I had a really significant close call while Doordashing last year. Other driver blew a red light. If the timing were slightly different, I would have been t-boned on the driver's side at ~45mph.
People focus on the mediocre economics of it (IMO it's not that bad) but the risk of bodily harm is really why I should quit this Doordash stuff.
It's too bad, it's incredibly chill work for the most part.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869551&forum_id=2#49904765) |
Date: May 28th, 2026 1:40 AM
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this sounds amazing, where do i sign up?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5869551&forum_id=2#49904758) |
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