Date: June 6th, 2017 12:07 PM Author: Titillating black woman
It started with some advance planning with a local Danish friend. Background, on my way to Paris, I had an overnight layover in Copenhagen (by design) as part of my JFK-FRA-CPH-CDG inbound routing.
Date: June 6th, 2017 12:27 PM Author: Titillating black woman
I was pretty exhausted by the time I landed in Copenhagen at like 6pm after flying overnight from NYC and having like a 6hr layover in FRA before the onward connection. I was planning on taking a quick nap before showering and going out, but the tinder gods willed that this evening would start sooner rather than later
Date: June 6th, 2017 12:36 PM Author: Titillating black woman
I showered and went down to the bar to hammer some beers and wait for her. I also invited the girl from the OP to come join us in the hopes that with enough banter and booze it'd end up with a 3-some.
Date: June 6th, 2017 12:43 PM Author: Titillating black woman
So, we all had 2-3 drinks at the hotel, then went on a dive bar crawl. The girl from the OP was trying to coax the teen into the 3some but I didn't think she was getting it. It was starting to get late, and I was worried I was going to lose this one since she had to work in the AM and lived with her parents, so when the OP girl was in the bathroom I was like listen, I have to go to Paris tomorrow, you should just meet me there. She was up for it, so I told her we should makeout first to make sure there was a connection before wasting our time spending three more nights together. She agreed and the game was FUCKING on. She had to get her passport info at home, and I woke up to these txts, it was going to be a 180 weekend, and the tinder date would now be 4 days long. After the teen left to go back to her parents house, I went back to the hotel with the girl from the OP and fucked her (BONUS PICTURE OF HER not from that night): http://imgur.com/a/RRJDl
Date: June 6th, 2017 12:54 PM Author: Titillating black woman
Mid-20's, met her in Tanzania NYE '15-'16. She had just returned from a multi-week S.America trip and was enthralling the teen with some story about ingesting frog poison in the amazon which apparently just makes you violently ill for several hours. I don't see the point, but the teen who is a travel shrew in training was lapping it up.
Date: June 6th, 2017 12:59 PM Author: Titillating black woman
Ok boys, here we go. So, I got into Paris early, met up with some bros and crushed it at a cafe all afternoon. She txt'd me when she landed at CDG and managed to cop a cab and get to my Apt. I got home just as she was pulling up and we dropped her bags, she changed and then went out to kill it. It was an absolutely 180 weekend, and she was so incredibly bubbly and cheerful I could hardly believe it. Girl was 5'10'' fucking beautiful face and as you can see...sick body. So, one morning as she was headed to shower, I took the obligatory creep shot. My phone I guess is default set to take photos in "live" mode. The frame it settled on was SPS, so I googled if there was a way to go frame by frame in live and found much to my delight, you can export and make a fucking GIF! So now, this teen will forever be remembered by me through this 1800000 gif of her perfect ass and small, elegant tits. Enjoy
Date: June 6th, 2017 1:01 PM Author: Titillating black woman
no argument. Although I was ok with them the way they were. Also on board meme stuff she didn't have FULL bush, but it was more than a landing strip. She said she thought having no hair downstairs was "weird."
Date: June 6th, 2017 1:12 PM Author: Flirting Haunted Graveyard
She has an ideal ass for eating. Too big and you're suffocating and gasping for air. This is the perfect size so you can lick and come up for air while still tonguing it.
Would you be mad if you formed a babbyd00d with her?
Date: June 6th, 2017 2:25 PM Author: Titillating black woman
She's 19 and lives on another continent. She was really, really super though. I mean the cheerfulness CANNOT be overstated. She was a joy to be around. Hopefully our travel plans will put us in the same place again in the future.
Date: June 6th, 2017 2:03 PM Author: Titillating black woman
Well, a lot of it was spent sexing. The rest of it was spent drinking with my friends. We had the night in Copenhagen, Fri/Sat/Sun in Paris and she left Mon AM.
Date: June 6th, 2017 3:57 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle at-the-ready hospital
You're a middle age unremarkable and totally replaceable cog living an unfulfilling rootless cosmopolitain existence chasing the facsimile of intimacy on apps because deep down you know you'll never actually find anyone.
Date: June 6th, 2017 4:03 PM Author: Razzle-dazzle at-the-ready hospital
Just quoting RSF'S thoughts on men our age who still use apps to find sluts.
I knew rsf wouldn't stick with his girlfriend, sort of like how he's never stuck with anything in his life, so just filed that little quote away for when his relationship inevitably collapsed. And now here we are. Lmao.
Date: June 6th, 2017 4:17 PM Author: Insane theater
i think you're missing the point. If he found a chubby ugly shrew with drying ovaries, the quote would apply.
but a cheerful beautiful teen on the cusp of sexual awakening who's so into you she blithely engages in terrifically irresponsible sex for endless days in Paris...that's the memory you carry to your fucking death bed.
It's funny that Nyuug has dedicated his entire life for nearly 10 years to being able to make a thread like this but he can't because he's just. too. asian.
Date: June 6th, 2017 8:03 PM Author: rose quadroon
this. it's not that i'm asian or jealous or anything, but i simply don't believe it.
why in the fucking world would a 19 y/o 8 meet up with a 37 y/o 5 when she has her pick of all the chads in the world? it makes no fucking sense and does not correspond to the reality of tinder and online dating in general as confirmed by countless evidence and anecdotes from dudes online.
i don't give a shit if RSF has himself posed in a tuxedo inside a palace with an albino tiger laying on the floor. his results are totally incongruous with the reality of the world as we know it. shame on you guys for falling for his shitty escort-purchased flame.
Date: June 6th, 2017 9:04 PM Author: Bipolar Puppy
didn't we just have a bunch of threads where you were shitting all over app dating and extolling the virtuous life of commitment and connection with another human being
Date: August 5th, 2017 5:40 PM Author: Titillating black woman
I CAN DO BOTH. Dating apps aren't a lifelong solution. They are for amusement in between relationships. Virtuous life of commitment and connection with another human being is the CR life solution.
its just funny that i get called out for never posting pics of my conquests when ive literally posted a nude selfie of myself and one of the white girls ive fucked - which btw you yourself have seen - yet people pretend i dont post pics of my conquests
nice job pretending you didnt see the pic yourself, lil homie. are you really pretending you didnt see it?
i mean, you can go back to the thread and see him responding to the picture himself, along with a bunch of other posters
the thing with posting on xoxo is that you will always have your haters. always. and theyll say whatever they want to make you look bad and lie through their teeth. nothing you can do about it
Date: June 7th, 2017 12:12 AM Author: rusted locus digit ratio
I don't get the people MAF. If you think it is a waste of time or whatever, what are you doing here? Getting worked up over this seems like a much bigger waste of time than RSF fucking teen whores.