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Buddy, Bigcorp just called and they're talking bankruptcy. L...
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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fluffy puce jewess
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Thriller plum new version
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brindle orchestra pit old irish cottage
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aromatic trust fund
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fluffy puce jewess
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
Big-titted filthpig toilet seat
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fucking lol
avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Sooty regret
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Flesh Principal's Office
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Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency
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pearly indian lodge
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Nubile set
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beady-eyed lay
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*buddy rushes through the front door behind someone else rig...
Flesh Principal's Office
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abusive stag film
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legit
fluffy puce jewess
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amber idiotic home bbw
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Height of assosciate?
Ruddy fiercely-loyal national rigpig
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Flesh Principal's Office
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lmfao
burgundy kitchen clown
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LOL
Charcoal stead
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lol
spectacular institution keepsake machete
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Zombie-like range personal credit line
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comical aggressive mediation
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Naked Resort Lettuce
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pearly indian lodge
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twinkling indecent stage background story
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Misunderstood Pisswyrm Property
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alcoholic floppy cuckoldry
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titillating circlehead market
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Beta Factory Reset Button
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
Soul-stirring wine wrinkle
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Moar!
Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
bateful cumskin cruise ship
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Bonkers theater
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startled concupiscible base
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Naked Resort Lettuce
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Misunderstood Pisswyrm Property
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rough-skinned sticky quadroon
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Bonkers theater
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brilliant multi-colored jew
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Bonkers theater
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alcoholic floppy cuckoldry
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
aromatic trust fund
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
Low-t lascivious police squad
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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It practically writes itself!
Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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aromatic trust fund
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Pearl drunken sneaky criminal
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
fluffy puce jewess
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
aromatic trust fund
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
fluffy puce jewess
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
aromatic trust fund
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
fluffy puce jewess
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Shit
aromatic trust fund
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greedy cuck area
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
flatulent school
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arrogant organic girlfriend lodge
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aromatic trust fund
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Bonkers theater
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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still going strong
Bonkers theater
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(Chip Kelly)
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
aromatic trust fund
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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aromatic trust fund
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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Pearl drunken sneaky criminal
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brilliant multi-colored jew
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Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
Low-t lascivious police squad
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aromatic trust fund
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Laughsome Bronze Dragon
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Big-titted filthpig toilet seat
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Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency
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*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!&...
aromatic trust fund
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*bark aves
wonderful public bath
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Vigorous Pit
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
avocado razzmatazz turdskin
  02/23/22
Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
Low-t lascivious police squad
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Cordovan sandwich
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Sable Pozpig Rehab
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
Salmon office
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Low-t lascivious police squad
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beady-eyed lay
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boyish parlor
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Cordovan sandwich
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arrogant organic girlfriend lodge
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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crusty bawdyhouse
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*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking...
Flesh Principal's Office
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Big-titted filthpig toilet seat
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Charismatic Ceo
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Ultramarine infuriating hissy fit whorehouse
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
Soul-stirring wine wrinkle
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
out-of-control bearded hunting ground dilemma
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
Orchid striped hyena shrine
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
Razzle senate
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useless green church building
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pearly indian lodge
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lmao
Histrionic ticket booth preventive strike
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Cerebral Goal In Life Love Of Her Life
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brilliant multi-colored jew
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Bonkers theater
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!!!
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Cream medicated associate step-uncle's house
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Bonkers theater
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
Salmon office
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Passionate Hospital
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Purple Abode
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navy cracking locale
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
irradiated copper nursing home
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Ruby partner
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
flatulent school
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Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
aromatic trust fund
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
motley misanthropic therapy crackhouse
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
aromatic trust fund
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don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
Salmon office
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aromatic trust fund
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
Tan cocky skinny woman school cafeteria
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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ocher site mother
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Poppy trump supporter dingle berry
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fluffy puce jewess
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Bonkers theater
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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(Rick Reilly)
Wild brunch
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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great thread
electric translucent forum
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
Soul-stirring wine wrinkle
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no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Flesh Principal's Office
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Vermilion spot liquid oxygen
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Exhilarant Yellow Location
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Passionate Hospital
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
Exhilarant Yellow Location
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Exhilarant Yellow Location
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
Exciting twisted halford legend
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Carnelian bisexual gay wizard
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Bonkers theater
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Exhilarant Yellow Location
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Maroon corner
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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bump for Buddy
Exhilarant Yellow Location
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
brindle orchestra pit old irish cottage
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Pearl drunken sneaky criminal
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bateful cumskin cruise ship
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Pink fragrant theater stage
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*makes Buddy partner*
Exciting twisted halford legend
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Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe
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Big Nudist Temple Mood
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Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency
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ruh roh
pearly indian lodge
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
Orchid striped hyena shrine
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
Crimson Place Of Business Stain
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aromatic trust fund
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Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
citrine disgusting tanning salon
  04/02/15
HOLY SHIT 180000000
aromatic trust fund
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1800000000000000000
racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
useless green church building
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Mildly Autistic Mad-dog Skullcap Son Of Senegal
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Kink-friendly Coiffed Community Account
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Flesh Principal's Office
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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pearly indian lodge
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umber fighting roast beef
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brilliant multi-colored jew
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arousing light center coffee pot
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holy fucking shit
Histrionic ticket booth preventive strike
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fluffy puce jewess
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supple black hell queen of the night
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twinkling indecent stage background story
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painfully honest university azn
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apoplectic magenta degenerate parlour
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brilliant multi-colored jew
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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go Get Em!
Bonkers theater
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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violent church milk
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180
House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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180^180
out-of-control bearded hunting ground dilemma
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pearly indian lodge
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fluffy puce jewess
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Lilac native
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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Salmon office
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Bonkers theater
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Bonkers theater
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useless green church building
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HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our ...
Tan cocky skinny woman school cafeteria
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underrated
violet violent heaven useless brakes
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useless green church building
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
pearly indian lodge
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aromatic trust fund
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Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Orange garrison wagecucks
  06/03/15
Ouch
aromatic trust fund
  06/10/15
SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
Ruby partner
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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180
talented flushed half-breed
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Poppy trump supporter dingle berry
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racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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useless green church building
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Transparent Territorial Dog Poop
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
appetizing frum messiness
  09/03/15
Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
  09/18/15
Happy Friday, brothers.
Salmon office
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aromatic trust fund
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
  01/12/16
This bort could use a palate cleanser today
Salmon office
  02/12/16
I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
saffron hall
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
grizzly sick faggot firefighter
  04/14/16
needed more golden retrievers
180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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insane menage
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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Salmon office
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CR.
avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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i really like it here
aromatic trust fund
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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aromatic trust fund
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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chest-beating antidepressant drug casino
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avocado razzmatazz turdskin
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Woah CR friend :-)
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twinkling indecent stage background story
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razzle-dazzle self-centered masturbator sanctuary
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insane menage
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twinkling indecent stage background story
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Slippery alcoholic space
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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curious anal mental disorder plaza
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twinkling indecent stage background story
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180 emerald field fortuitous meteor
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Zombie-like range personal credit line
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curious anal mental disorder plaza
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Free-loading Meetinghouse
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Charcoal stead
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House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

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Author: aromatic trust fund



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Pearl drunken sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497445)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: greedy cuck area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: flatulent school

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: arrogant organic girlfriend lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Bonkers theater

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: adventurous spruce genital piercing crotch

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: adventurous spruce genital piercing crotch

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: Olive federal persian sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Pearl drunken sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Low-t lascivious police squad

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Bronze Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: Big-titted filthpig toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: wonderful public bath

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: Vigorous Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Low-t lascivious police squad

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Cordovan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Sable Pozpig Rehab

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: Salmon office

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: Low-t lascivious police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: beady-eyed lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: boyish parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Cordovan sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: arrogant organic girlfriend lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: crusty bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Flesh Principal's Office

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: Big-titted filthpig toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Charismatic Ceo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: Ultramarine infuriating hissy fit whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wine wrinkle

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded hunting ground dilemma

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: Orchid striped hyena shrine

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Razzle senate

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: useless green church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Histrionic ticket booth preventive strike

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: mind-boggling yarmulke french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Ungodly stimulating stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: vibrant coral indirect expression station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
Author: Cerebral Goal In Life Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: brilliant multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Bonkers theater

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
Author: Cream medicated associate step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: Salmon office

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Passionate Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Purple Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: apoplectic magenta degenerate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: navy cracking locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: irradiated copper nursing home

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: Ruby partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: flatulent school

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: motley misanthropic therapy crackhouse

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Salmon office

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: Tan cocky skinny woman school cafeteria

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: ocher site mother

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: Poppy trump supporter dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: Wild brunch

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: electric translucent forum

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: Soul-stirring wine wrinkle

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Flesh Principal's Office

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Vermilion spot liquid oxygen

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yellow Location

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: Passionate Hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yellow Location

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yellow Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Exciting twisted halford legend

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Carnelian bisexual gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Bonkers theater

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Exhilarant Yellow Location

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Maroon corner

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Exhilarant Yellow Location

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: brindle orchestra pit old irish cottage

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Internet-worthy den potus

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: Internet-worthy den potus

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Pearl drunken sneaky criminal

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: bateful cumskin cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Pink fragrant theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Exciting twisted halford legend

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: Underhanded diverse ape sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: Big Nudist Temple Mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: Orchid striped hyena shrine

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: Crimson Place Of Business Stain

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: Marvelous Point International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: citrine disgusting tanning salon

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: aromatic trust fund

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: useless green church building

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Mad-dog Skullcap Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27608895)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Coiffed Community Account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Flesh Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27630643)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: umber fighting roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: arousing light center coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638620)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Histrionic ticket booth preventive strike

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: supple black hell queen of the night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31449727)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: painfully honest university azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: apoplectic magenta degenerate parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: brilliant multi-colored jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Bonkers theater

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: violent church milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27625755)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: out-of-control bearded hunting ground dilemma

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: fluffy puce jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Lilac native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#35253013)



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: Salmon office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Bonkers theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: useless green church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: Tan cocky skinny woman school cafeteria

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: violet violent heaven useless brakes

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: useless green church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: pearly indian lodge

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Orange garrison wagecucks

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: Ruby partner

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083832)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: talented flushed half-breed

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: Poppy trump supporter dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: racy narrow-minded idea he suggested gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: useless green church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632763)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Transparent Territorial Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28632766)



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: appetizing frum messiness

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: Salmon office

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: Salmon office

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Confused swollen theatre travel guidebook

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: saffron hall

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#44001619)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: grizzly sick faggot firefighter

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor

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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor

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Author: insane menage



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: aromatic trust fund

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: twinkling indecent stage background story

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author: Slippery alcoholic space

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



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Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Provocative gas station

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

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Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Cerebral Goal In Life Love Of Her Life

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

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Author: scarlet vengeful multi-billionaire

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: avocado razzmatazz turdskin

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: hyperventilating silver internal respiration

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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
Author: 180 emerald field fortuitous meteor



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: House-broken Peach State Affirmative Action

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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: well-lubricated double fault

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Cordovan sandwich

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author: brass fantasy-prone voyeur round eye

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
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