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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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  07/31/16
special sauce on the sandwich
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  07/31/16
me? he's the one getting the sps tip.
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He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make ...
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i considered that but i dont think so.
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lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame
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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Jade aromatic elastic band

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540714)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Pearly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015394)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Trip khaki whorehouse

damn daddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084401)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Trip khaki whorehouse

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: mauve bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094146)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: twisted parlor mediation

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: twisted parlor mediation

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

i considered that but i dont think so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074833)



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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: odious preventive strike mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31389087)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Hyperactive Fragrant Dragon Dilemma

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: mauve bonkers theater stage



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Vermilion Bateful Volcanic Crater Step-uncle's House

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: appetizing hateful hospital death wish

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: exhilarant gaping bawdyhouse

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: Jade aromatic elastic band

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074843)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: appetizing hateful hospital death wish



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: yellow mind-boggling incel deer antler

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Jade aromatic elastic band

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: galvanic doctorate theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz dingle berry resort

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Nighttime love of her life ceo

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: demanding concupiscible roast beef piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: Nighttime love of her life ceo

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: obsidian station

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: dashing violent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: twisted parlor mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: emerald school jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: costumed sable jew windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Arousing plaza useless brakes

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: appetizing hateful hospital death wish

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Impertinent Coral Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: Milky metal tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: disturbing 180 university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: spectacular blue lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: Salmon contagious chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: elite party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: underhanded insanely creepy electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: spectacular blue lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: stimulating internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: stimulating internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: drab range

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378175)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777463)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 8:55 PM
Author: gibberish (?)

This poast is 2016 lol you're old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777473)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: demanding concupiscible roast beef piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: azure kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: obsidian station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: charcoal harsh stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: Arousing plaza useless brakes

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: abusive passionate famous landscape painting gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: stimulating internal respiration

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: fishy trust fund dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: vigorous stag film

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: lascivious legal warrant

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser narrow-minded church

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: obsidian station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: Arousing plaza useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: Crawly Bespoke Lay Masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: pink wrinkle

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: excitant ruddy associate

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: sick shivering location

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Magenta native

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: thriller awkward round eye

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle queen of the night locale

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: soul-stirring weed whacker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: Histrionic offensive tank indian lodge

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: disgusting low-t roommate home

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: carnelian diverse senate

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Big Crimson Gaming Laptop

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: carnelian diverse senate

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: Histrionic offensive tank indian lodge

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Titillating alcoholic address

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: mauve bonkers theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: cheese-eating yapping lettuce

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: Arousing plaza useless brakes

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Gay Disrespectful Point Genital Piercing

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Pearl bipolar idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Light supple really tough guy

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: duck-like dull organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: Laughsome Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Trip khaki whorehouse

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: rough-skinned rose filthpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: boyish canary laser beams abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: rough-skinned rose filthpig hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: Comical smoky public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: Red mischievous degenerate pocket flask

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: thriller awkward round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: marvelous stage brethren

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: black multi-colored heaven

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: black multi-colored heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: at-the-ready principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: wonderful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: cream base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: dashing violent prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: Chartreuse kitchen

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Vibrant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Misunderstood site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: Chartreuse kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: bistre swashbuckling clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Vibrant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Talented jet trailer park

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: white self-absorbed sweet tailpipe nowag

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: Hilarious filthy gas station athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Vengeful striped hyena psychic

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: lavender glittery school cafeteria jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: dashing violent prole

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: thriller awkward round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: plum kink-friendly marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: maniacal iridescent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: dead area voyeur

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Maize aphrodisiac rigor corn cake

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy beady-eyed knife

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: cracking factory reset button institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: cracking factory reset button institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: Topaz territorial place of business brunch

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Onyx Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Hairless Crusty Regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Curious rusted property tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: boyish canary laser beams abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: cream base

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: maroon philosopher-king candlestick maker

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: cracking factory reset button institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: stirring cerise antidepressant drug coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: stirring cerise antidepressant drug coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: Light supple really tough guy

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Claret stage blood rage

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: ruby sanctuary dysfunction

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: spectacular blue lodge scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Spruce Heady Box Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: ruby sanctuary dysfunction

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Spruce Heady Box Office

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: ruby sanctuary dysfunction

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: ruby sanctuary dysfunction

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: lavender glittery school cafeteria jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Gold ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: sooty flatulent church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Motley very tactful spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: Irradiated shrine son of senegal

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: Salmon contagious chapel

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Adventurous beta nursing home puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: maniacal iridescent market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative Newt Community Account

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: house-broken shaky field mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Charismatic aggressive new version rehab

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Vibrant office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: massive racy orchestra pit multi-billionaire

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: balding center

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Pearly locus

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: maniacal iridescent market

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: vivacious library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49363699)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 8:02 PM
Author: Pearly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49735840)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 9:16 PM
Author: wait till biggus dickus hears of this

10 years, wow. I think about this all the time. XO is a moveable feast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2#49777531)