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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:46 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
My worst experience with this POS airline was when the ghetto 20 year old nigress security guard saw me approaching with a carry on bag, a briefcase and a suit slung over my shoulder that I had just pressed and that I needed to have available as soon as I got off the plane.
She immediately pulls me out of line to inform me that "THERE IS ONLY ONE CARRY ON BAG AND ONE PERSONAL ITEM ALLOWED SIR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PACK THAT SUIT" in a loud and grating tone. I smiled and explained that I have flown on numerous airlines, that I fly fairly regularly, and that I have never had this problem before (including on American.) And then I calmly explained that I had an important meeting that I had to attend as soon as I got off the flight (it was a red-eye), that I had just had my suit dry cleaned and pressed, and that I would be storing it at the front of the plane anyway and it would not take up any overhead space.
She stared out at me dully with her dead, unintelligent ape-eyes, paused for a moment, and then began again: "THERE IS ONLY ONE CARRY ON BAG AND ONE PERSONAL ITEM ALLOWED SIR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PACK THAT SUIT."
Frustrated, running late and not wanting to walk into my meeting looking like an unkempt faggot because some foolish negro didn't "get" it, I asked to speak to her manager. Again, with a look of supreme idiocy hanging from her face and profoundly unintelligent gleam in her dull dark eyes, she screamed "LAQUITA!"
Laquita waddled over slowly, and instantly I knew I was fucked. She looked like an older, heavier, wearier version of the young African American woman that I had been conversing with; her artificially straightened hair (badly dyed an unnatural dark reddish color) stuck out wildly from her large head in all directions, waving to and fro in a frizzy, nappy mess.
Crestfallen, I began to explain my situation even though I already knew it was fruitless. She stopped me halfway through my schpiel and toned in, in a vulgar and inappropriately loud voice: "SIR AMERICAN AIRLINES HAS A POLICY THAT ONLY ONE CARRY ONE BAG AND ONE PERSONAL ITEM ARE ALLOWED. SIR YOU HAVE TO PACK YOUR THINGS."
Frustrated, I began attempting to shove my suit into the my bag. The carefully pressed creases vanished before my eyes as I curled it into a tight ball and attempted to squeeze it into the top corner of my already overpacked suitcase. After several minutes and considerable reshuffling, I had succeeded in making my suit look like a piece of shit and in just barely getting the bag zipped up again.
I approached the first nigress for the second time, trying to maintain a studied composure so that I would not explode on her and make a scene in the airport in front of innocent children and families. She looked up at me again with her dull, yellowing eyes. Then she spoke:
"SIR YOU NEED TO FIT THAT BAG INTO THIS SLOT, PLEASE COME HERE AND FIT THE BAG IN SIR."
She was literally going to make me squeeze me bag into the "Can your bag fit in the overhead compartment?" bin.
Furious, I told her that I had never had to do this bullshit before; that my suit was ruined; that I was now running 15 minutes late and might miss my flight; and that her airline was a dirty piece of shit.
She glanced up warily at me and reiterated in her loud, sing-song monotone:
"SIR YOU NEED TO FIT THAT BAG INTO THIS SLOT, PLEASE COME HERE AND FIT THE BAG IN SIR."
Defeated, I squeezed my bag as far down into the ridiculously narrow metal big as it would go. Several inches still stood out as the overpacked luggage fought back.
Our dark-skinned villainess came over to assist. Without a word, and without looking up at me, she began to furiously stomp my bag into the box with her feet. WHOMP! WHOMP! WHOMP! went her heavy simian paw on my brand new bag as the luggage was forced down into the crevice, crushing everything inside of it.
Without another word, she turned and left to go back to the line, leaving me to reach down and attempt to salvage my suitcase and my dignity. In a blind and growing rage, I yanked it out as hard as I could.
The zipper must have caught on something; exactly what, I'll never know. All I remember is seeing my bag open up midair as my clothes went flying in all directions. My beaten and broken suit flew out in a crumpled ball and rolled across the floor.
I screamed a string of obscenities so loud and profane that people turned to stare at me from 10 yards away. I began to repack all of my shit, cradling my ruined suit and consumed with raging anger that this fucking pointlessly power hungry black bitch with a 6th grade education was running me through the motions.
I heard footsteps approaching and looked up. A young black woman wearing a security uniform stood above me, staring down with dull yellow eyes.
"THERE IS ONLY ONE CARRY ON BAG AND ONE PERSONAL ITEM ALLOWED SIR YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO PACK THAT SUIT."
True story. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:53 PM Author: Obsidian locus Oh noes, you had to follow the rules! The horror! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13407973) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:58 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
You drive to work every day along a lonely stretch of open highway where social convention dictates that everyone goes 65 mph to keep up with traffic, although it's technically a 55 mph zone. There is a police station located just off the road and cops are regularly driving on it with everyone else.
You do this for years on end.
Then one day, just as you're on your way to an important business meeting that you can't afford to be late to, a cop pulls you over for going 60 in a 55 and makes you wait a half an hour while he leisurely writes you a ticket.
FUCK OFF FAGGOT |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: Aggressive crimson hell fat ankles "BUT IF DEY MAKE AN 'XCEPTION 4 U DEY GOTTA MAKE AN XCEPTION 4 EEEVERYBODY"
---Laquita |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca just a less eloquent version of "but where do we draw the line" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408029) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:43 AM Author: soul-stirring maroon clown Which, of course, is widely mocked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528303) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:25 PM Author: bronze travel guidebook Every single thing about that story makes you look like a douche. She was doing her job. You, on the other hand, were adamantly refusing to follow the rules. Consequently you got pwned. Heartwarming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408280) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Racy lilac office PS: The faggot was you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408874) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:21 AM Author: charcoal cuck weed whacker Not the point of the story at all faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642751) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:27 PM Author: Racy lilac office lol excellent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408877) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 2:18 AM Author: orchid irradiated digit ratio how come nobody has mentioned the fact that To Be Fair is Pakistani, as is well known from several of his poastings on xo, and that the AA employees were obviously fucking with him because he fit the appearance of a terrorist? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439973) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:08 AM Author: Submissive electric pocket flask TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528190) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:34 PM Author: rough-skinned spot this is a remarkably racist comment. i do not agree with it, nor do i enjoy the fact that my country allows men, like the poster who made the comment, the freedom to think it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226604) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:05 AM Author: Puce deer antler business firm this is shockingly similar to many experiences ive had with "customer service" people of the african american persuasion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528184) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:21 AM Author: charcoal cuck weed whacker tcr. they fuck with you so hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642753) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Pale provocative market international law enforcement agency Ask her how many talents are allowed on board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226791) |
Date: November 30th, 2009 7:52 PM Author: Aggressive crimson hell fat ankles did this really happen
what did laquita look like |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:54 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
This story is 100% true.
Laquita looked almost exactly like this with shorter hair
http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20black%20woman/impactj/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-w.jpg |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:58 PM Author: Aggressive crimson hell fat ankles epic if true
gotta love the self-righteousness of 8th grade-educated TSA workers |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
I sincerely believe that she saw me walking down towards her, casually slinging my expensive business suit over my shoulder and wearing nice clothes, and thought "LOL OH AWW HELL NAH DIS NIGGA GONNA GET IT" |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: grizzly at-the-ready stain 180 post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408271) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:22 AM Author: charcoal cuck weed whacker tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642755) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:54 PM Author: Comical volcanic crater I loathe American. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13407984) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:57 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison I get that you were frustrated but they were just doing their jobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408009) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk I get where he's coming from. People being officious for the sake of it who go on power trips over pointless rules are approximately the worst of civilized humanity. That's no excuse for all the putrid racism, but situations like the one he describes can be very frustrating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408020) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:00 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison I completely understand his frustration with their attitudes. But he initially became mad after the young lady told him that he couldn't bring his suit. She was just doing her job. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408041) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:01 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk The point is that she decided to make an issue out of it. I guarantee gate employees can easily look the other way, and non-TTT airlines also offer to gate-check extra bags. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408051) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: stirring abode telephone *is a rude, dumb, beast-like negro*
*does something rude and dumb*
*is excused by you* |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:02 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca its not inconceivable that aa has given their lackeys instructions to be very strict on bags now that they charge for check in. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408055) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk Yeah, but no one is going to know if their lackeys execute these instructions or not. No one except the passengers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408064) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca i doubt this is accurate, aa is poorly managed but they must have some way to monitor their employees' compliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408071) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:06 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk I seriously doubt it's anything rigorous. Probably they depend on flight crews ratting out gate agents and the like, but that's going to be a hassle with basically no return for the flight crew. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408089) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:08 PM Author: stirring abode telephone flight crews don't rat out anybody to management. flight crews hate management.
obviously you like to talk out of your ass on everything. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:10 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk I just said...they wouldn't do it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408141) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:11 PM Author: stirring abode telephone they wouldn't do it because they hate management. you have your motive all wrong.
if they thought excess baggage was interfering with on-time performance or passenger relations, they would absolutely do it. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:12 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk Ok. This is pretty worth arguing over. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408153) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:12 PM Author: stirring abode telephone this is just another example of you not knowing what the fuck you are talking about. you have no credibility, but i like your no-credibility schtick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408158) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:13 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk If you re-read the post you responded to, it's pretty fucking obvious that I'm speculating. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408164) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:13 PM Author: stirring abode telephone shut your no-credibility mouth you master flame artist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408168) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:45 AM Author: soul-stirring maroon clown "you have your motive all wrong."
STFU. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:10 PM Author: Wine base keepsake machete LOL, you're trying too hard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408131) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Conceivable.
Except that I flew out of this same airport on American less than a week earlier, as I have done countless times in the past with absolutely no problem.
Either this was a brand new policy, or the airline suddenly randomly decided to crack down, or this woman wanted to fuck with me. We'll never know which it was because I'll never fly American again. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:05 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca not a bad outcome. aa is terrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408081) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:07 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
It really, really is. If the airline industry was a perfectly efficient market they would have gone under decades ago. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:10 PM Author: stirring abode telephone it's not because the airline industry is still partially regulated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408124) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:12 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
...which explains why it's a terrible, worthless POS with crappy service quality and high prices.
*Votes to socialize healthcare*
*Waits for cancer to be cured* |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:15 PM Author: stirring abode telephone *is told by Taquanda that only one radiation session is allowed* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408187) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:46 AM Author: soul-stirring maroon clown Are you suggesting that's a good result or a bad result? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528318) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:01 PM Author: wild main people yeah seriously...
i was bringing a really heavy suitcase home on northwest and it was like 53 pounds (their limit is 50 i think) and they were going to charge my $90 extra (in addition to the $45 id already paid to check two bags) because i was 3 lbs. over the limit. eventually i just took some stuff out and left it. |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:47 AM Author: soul-stirring maroon clown In that situation, you just leave shit strewn on the ground. I've done it. Nothing bad happens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528320) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:52 AM Author: peach vivacious house If that is the case it makes even more sense to bash AA, and not just chalk it wholly up to an employee abusing her role. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439814) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:00 PM Author: stirring abode telephone you can use "doing their jobs" to excuse just about any behavior (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408038) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:01 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison not at all. Their attitudes were uncalled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408047) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:07 PM Author: stirring abode telephone their attitudes aren't really part of their jobs, right?
and that's what this thread is about isn't it...their attitudes...so you can't really excuse them by saying "they're just doing their jobs"
see the logic? |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:11 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison excuse me? I think you need to re-read what tbf wrote and what I wrote. Their attitudes were horrible; however, their job is to enforce the rule. So TBF, getting mad over the workers enforcing the rule is silly. His getting mad over their attitudes is not. Get it now? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408148) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:18 PM Author: stirring abode telephone read the OP. tbf is obviously pissed about the fact that they were so dickish in enforcing the rule. that is the crux of his problem (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408207) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Blue indian lodge No. The crux of his problem was that a black woman told him what to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408296) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:29 PM Author: motley drab partner credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408317) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:31 PM Author: bronze travel guidebook TCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408333) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: Wine base keepsake machete Yup (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408344) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:33 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Is this really all you got from this story?
Change both of the women to prolish poor white trash and the outcome is identical. HTH you irritable nigger. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:35 PM Author: Wine base keepsake machete Unconvincing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408380) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
The racial overtones were just showmanship for XOXO (although they really were black.) I was pissed about the actions and the attitude. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Wine base keepsake machete You can't eat your cake and have it too. You cannot be a pillar of the n-threading movement and then claim that the racism in this story was merely for showmanship. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408473) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: dashing disgusting home black woman nthreading is more about showmanship than anything else. it's all about the lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408549) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:00 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit i haven't seen a funny nthread in months, maybe years (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408599) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
mfcr |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 2:04 AM Author: Tan stag film except only the annoying megaposting faggots who do it find it funny. to everyone else its just annoying (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439894) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: Obsidian locus Exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408396) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit tcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408407) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:27 PM Author: Pea-brained box office idiot Nah. The crux of his problem is that he writes like it's 1924. Which, you know, it isn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226541) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: Adventurous chartreuse pistol "he writes like it's 1924"
What does this even mean? |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:01 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Do you seriously believe that this woman made every single passenger who came along during her shift fit their carry on into that godforesaken little metal bin and kicked it in to make sure it fit all the way?
It's illegal to give a dog a haircut on a Sunday in March in Tuscaloosa, Alabama. I guess everyone had better be prepared to scrupulously follow that inane little fucking rule that is never enforced! |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:05 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison Maybe she did allow other people to go by with x amount of carry-ons OR maybe it was her first day at work and she was just trying to follow the rules. Who knows? The thing is getting upset that someone is just following the rules of their job is silly. Getting upset over their attitude, now that I understand. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408080) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:06 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
I hope police officers follow you around for a few days and SCRUPULOUSLY enforce every single arcane and technical traffic regulation on you as you drive from place to place.
And I hope they are exceedingly polite and nice and apologetic as they do it. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:08 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison I have no idea how to drive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408106) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Then this would be especially fun for you. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison fun and deadly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408198) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube i HIGHLY doubt they would get fired if they made an "exception" for his suit. it's like saying that my jacket, which i'm not wearing, is a carry-on item. that's bullshit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408121) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle scarlet garrison we don't know their policies, so you highly doubting means nothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408190) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:50 AM Author: soul-stirring maroon clown You're a ridiculous twat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528330) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:21 PM Author: motley drab partner just because they wouldn't get FIRED for making an exception doesn't mean they shouldn't enforce the rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408237) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:24 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube forcing someone to stuff their dry cleaned suit into their suitcase is enforcing the rules? sounds more like a power trip to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408261) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:28 PM Author: motley drab partner it can be both, and i think it was both. yeah, sucks for OP, but if you break the rule enough times, you're gonna get fucked at some point. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408307) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:42 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube omg AA is gonna go out of business if it allows TBF to take his suit on the plane!! omg. these dipshits don't realize that they end up fucking themselves even harder when they piss off and bully customers. maybe that's why TBF's flight was half-empty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408448) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: motley drab partner we don't have nearly enough information to determine whether the luggage rules they have are optimal.
point is, they have a well-established rule. most times, you can get away with breaking the rule. sometimes you can't. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:33 PM Author: Blue indian lodge HE COULD CHECK A BAG It wasn't just OP and an extra suit, it was OP, and extra suit, a piece of luggage, and a briefcase. this seems to be ignored by everyone.
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:35 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
And I'll bet you either drive the speed limit every single time, or never bitch about getting tickets when you get them and you weren't speeding compared to the rest of traffic even though you were technically 5 miles over.
Fuck off. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: Blue indian lodge Why are you always such a bitch, and then so fucking hostile to others on top of it? Your second point is idiotic at best. I don't think of myself as a fairy princess. It's telling that in this thread, the only person who agrees with you is fucking BEL.
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:43 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
bel is the only other person in this thread who agrees that this was a fucked up power trip?
OK champ. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:48 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube anyone who doesn't see that this was an obvious power trip is not very bright. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408502) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:52 PM Author: dashing disgusting home black woman or a beta faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408539) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:59 PM Author: stirring abode telephone i agree with tbf. aa treats people like shit, especially wrt chickenshit rules (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408597) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:58 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca lol dood. honestly, im with laquita. hate when people bring so much carry on luggage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408017) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: Obsidian locus titcr, especially for full flights. Over Thanksgiving, the last 20 people on the place had to check their carryon luggage because of snotty pigs like the OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408068) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:08 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
My "extra luggage" was a single suit that gets hung up in the front of the plane and takes up zero room in the overhead bins you dumb faggot.
This was also a red-eye flight that was literally half empty.
Go fuck yourself, tyia. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:15 PM Author: Wine base keepsake machete I doubt that it was a half empty flight. You'd probably have mentioned in the OP if that were the case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408183) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:25 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
It's irrelevant to the story because I would have been just as pissed had it been a packed flight; neither of those women had any idea how full or empty the flight was going to be - they were on a power trip. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:29 PM Author: bronze travel guidebook No. It is you who is the spoiled brat. She taught you a lesson your parents should have a long fucking time ago. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408311) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
lol shut the fuck up Ted |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube why didn't you just change into your suit? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408295) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
I should have, but unfortunately the bathroom was sufficiently far away and I had waited in line long enough that I didn't have time to go, do that, get back, stand in line all over again and still make my flight. I had to make a quick decision. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: topaz old irish cottage fanboi lol that would've been awesome. Put it on right there, over your clothes, and take it off again just past the metal detectors. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408397) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 7:59 PM Author: stirring abode telephone American and a lot of other large airlines behave like government. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408030) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:01 PM Author: motley drab partner tldr. cliffs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408043) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:06 PM Author: cerise exciting point a guy is forced to follow a rule that is usually relaxed, ends up being bossed around by a big black woman, is mad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408088) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
tyft |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:02 PM Author: Aggressive crimson hell fat ankles I think we're all burying the lead here...TBF has a job???? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408056) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:09 AM Author: Puce deer antler business firm titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528193) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:03 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza even their domestic first class is disgusting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408062) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: stirring abode telephone cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408070) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:04 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408075) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:05 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza their intrl first is alright, but their intrl biz (while getting better) is still pretty awful (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408086) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:07 PM Author: Comical volcanic crater Credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408099) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:08 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube i feel enraged for TBF. is that wrong? i feel like this is similar to my prole at b&n story. these dumb proles are not smart enough to realize the "rules" they're enforcing don't make any fucking sense and are not even cost-efficient to the company they're slaving away for (at least, in regard to AA). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408105) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: stirring abode telephone you have to admit that it's generally good for proles to follow rules blindly though, because if they started thinking for themselves, the whole system would break down (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408116) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:10 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube the system needs to break down. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408135) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:11 PM Author: stirring abode telephone EDGY
do u want to come over and listen to RATM? |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:26 AM Author: charcoal cuck weed whacker the problem is we can't be in position where poors are enforcing rules. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642759) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk "are not even cost-efficient to the company they're slaving away for (at least, in regard to AA)."
You don't think so? If they had no rule, it wouldn't be workable. But as is, they've got enough leeway to overlook violations. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:13 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
ty bel |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:15 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube you should fly jetblue next time. they're very lenient about carryon items. i don't think they even have a policy. however, all airline employees are assholes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408185) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk But if you arrive at your gate 10 minutes before departure, they won't let you get on the plane. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408199) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube yeah delta also has a policy (at least in JFK) where if you don't check in like 45 minutes before your flight, you can't board the plane. rachmiel and i missed our plane to california bc of it AND we had to pay extra to take the next one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408225) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:16 PM Author: Blue indian lodge These rules all make sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408195) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:23 PM Author: motley drab partner i assure you: employees often realize that the rules they are enforcing are stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408259) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:29 PM Author: Blue indian lodge These rules aren't even stupid, especially the one about not letting homeless TTT arab terrorists sit in your cafe and draw in your books. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408320) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:31 PM Author: motley drab partner agreed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408332) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:44 AM Author: curious site the prole in the b&n story was following good rules, and you were a spoiled princess (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528016) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:09 PM Author: slate charismatic state The routes on which I fly American have never caused me any problems, though I tend to play by the rules.
I use them over United because United miles expire like one a year, and I usually don't fly enough in a year to get a mileage flight. Is there a better domestic airline that's ubiquitous and flies in and out of DCA? (Southwest does not) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:10 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza Does USair still operate out of DCA?
we're basically stuck with AA at LGA |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:12 PM Author: slate charismatic state I think USAir does, though their routes are generally infrequent. I always look at kayak.com or bing travel to price shop, and USAir rarely enters the picture. It might just be my routes.
I'm taking AA on an international trip over Christmas. Hopefully the same chaos won't ensue for me as it did for TBF. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:14 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza their intrl first is well worth it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408172) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:12 PM Author: Obsidian locus Delta/NW miles last 2 years from your last flight and they fly into DCA. I use them exclusively. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408160) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:40 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit Delta Skymiles are a joke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408426) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:15 PM Author: Glittery mad-dog skullcap jap This sounds pretty ridiculous but just as bad are the fucktards who bring a giant rolley carry on, a big backpack "personal item" then also bring three shopping bags full of shit and the 3 foot long native american carving they bought at the flea market. Better not put any other bags overhead with the fertility stick or it might break too.
I can picture bel doing this when I am not picturing her otherwise. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:17 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza agreed, the gorillas sound horrid, but you purposefully threw rocks in their cage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408200) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:27 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
lol tyft |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:18 PM Author: Blue indian lodge I don't see how this is ridiculous at all. OP had a bunch of shit, clearly in violation of a well established, useful, and intelligent policy.
Cry me a river TBF you couldn't carry on a shitton of crap. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:19 PM Author: stirring abode telephone *fucks your tight ass* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408223) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:20 PM Author: Glittery mad-dog skullcap jap He had a suit which is similar in size to a coat. If he had it in a garment bag I would agree, but if its just sitting there I dont feel like it's an egregious violation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408226) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:22 PM Author: Blue indian lodge He could check the carry on. But he didn' want to. There is not much more to say. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:31 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
By the time I had stood in line at the security checkpoint for 20 minutes to get to this alpha ape I couldn't have gone back, checked it, and done it all over again and still made my flight.
I could have paid the exorbitant fee to check it upfront on the .001% chance that this arcane rule that is never enforced regarding something as stupid as a plain carry on suit was actually enforced. But that's a pretty fucking stupid cost-benefit analysis to take, especially when AA clearly induced reliance on their not following their own rule by literally never enforcing it. If this was a contract case, that penalty would have been found to be waived.
But as it is I just got fucked up the ass and vowed never to do business with them again. I fly often enough that this is unfortunate for them, although I have no doubt they'll survive just fine without me and will continue to deliver shitty service and piss off passengers for decades to come. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: Blue indian lodge LOL Ok, First of all, literally every other airline has the same policy. Second of all, you can always have a GA check your bag. Third of all, from these two points I can conclude you don't really fly much so AA isn't going to miss your $600 next year.
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Let me be a little clearer:
NO MAJOR AIRLINE THAT I AM AWARE OF REGULARLY ENFORCES THIS POLICY W/R/T SUITS. I WOULD KNOW THAT GIVEN THAT I FLY REGULARLY ON SEVERAL AIRLINES AND ALWAYS BRING MY SUIT WITH ME LIKE THIS.
In contract law, for example, if you fail to enforce part of the contract when it's broken repeatedly you usually forfeit the right to enforce it at all in the future because you have induced reliance. You might know that this is not a particularly extreme position to take if you actually had a fucking legal education.
HTH.
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:37 PM Author: bronze travel guidebook Ya know if AA is good about enforcing such rules, I actually might give them a shot now. I hate it when companies bend the rules for customers at the expense of other customers. Your story makes me WANT to do business with AA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408398) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:39 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Unfortunately for you, they're uniformly bad about every other element of providing service. But go for it. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:39 PM Author: Blue indian lodge It's not good, allegedly TBF is always a TTT nigger who never checks his bags on the planes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408422) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:51 PM Author: dashing disgusting home black woman lol, you go ahead and do that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408532) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:47 AM Author: curious site I always wear my suit on the plane (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528018) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:18 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca TITCR. For this reason I prefer STRICT SCRUTINY. The automatons at the gate cannot be trusted with discretion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408218) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:21 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube earl, i am the most minimalist passenger on the plane. my only carryon item is my laptop bag aside from my purse. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408239) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:25 PM Author: Glittery mad-dog skullcap jap cool. I also usually only have a backback or a gym bag - even if I am going somewhere for a week.
I am sick of packing shoes and underwear I never end up wearing. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:32 PM Author: bronze travel guidebook Yeah but you were still wrong about the B&N thing (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408349) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:56 PM Author: Talented Spruce Headpube i wasn't wrong about anything. i understand the logic of starbucks enforcing a purchase policy in their cafe- it's perfectly consistent with the logic of capitalism. what i don't understand is why employees are so aggressive in enforcing rules, including "rules" that possibly don't exist, except in their minds (as in the case of suit). in other words, why do employees bully customers? i don't believe it is entirely bc they're worried they might lose their jobs. i think much of it has to do with repression and their status as powerless pawns in a system that is dependent on their obedience and docility to continue functioning, but, at the same time, self-destructs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408571) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:58 PM Author: Blue indian lodge You are turning into Mandy. A girl with an 85 IQ being molded by a bf with a 95 IQ. |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:46 AM Author: curious site you picture her naked with her legs in the air, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528017) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:36 PM Author: dashing disgusting home black woman This was a 180 read. You, sir, are an excellent writer. Kudos. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408385) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:38 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit sup TBF (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408405) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:44 PM Author: dashing disgusting home black woman No, fag. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408465) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:54 PM Author: motley drab partner credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408552) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:41 PM Author: Stimulating pisswyrm y didn't u book an earlier flight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408435) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:33 AM Author: hairless razzle filthpig ummm..... redeye ?
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:49 PM Author: Brindle Rehab 174? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408512) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:52 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit Karmic justice for your niggerthreading (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408541) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 8:57 PM Author: wild main people lol
i always carry a couple of hoodies or something to wear onboard the plane because i get cold so easily... never had anyone say anything to me. never heard of an item of clothing being considered a "carry-on item" |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Exactly.
For the sake of simplifying the story, I left out the aside where I pressed that point and the first woman noted that this was "ON A HANGER" so it wasn't just like a piece of clothing.
What |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:02 PM Author: underhanded cuckold You couldn't pay for an additional bag? Why didn't you just get naked and put on your suit? Or you could have tipped her...OR you could have been charismatic and got what you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408616) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:06 PM Author: Mahogany ape I enjoyed this post. There's probably some textual analysis you could do to show that it echoes the "breaking point" story, structurally or otherwise; there's the funny racist parody humor; there's anti-airline, anti-corporate prole enforcer sentiment; there's the well-conveyed image of board heel TBF (a) employed (b) as a corporate monkey (c) getting pwned IRL (d) as this mark-ass mark/fat-ass target of a honky a la Chad the white kid from Chappelle's "Madd Real World" skit; and it's just a soundly set-up, dare we say well-composed, story with a punchline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408648) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:10 PM Author: Razzmatazz national selfie put the suit on, change back to normal clothes once you're through the checkpoint. proceed as planned. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408680) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:13 PM Author: lavender hateful hissy fit read the story idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408712) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:22 PM Author: Razzmatazz national selfie whoa bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408830) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:12 PM Author: Dull Awkward Casino Philosopher-king i hate American. they're the only airline which i absolutely refuse to fly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408699) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:26 PM Author: Garnet haunted graveyard stage I'm surprised nobody has brought this up yet, but what does this have to do with AA? AA does not hire those TSA agents. In fact they probably aren't the only airline even flying out of the gate you had to go through. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408870) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:28 PM Author: Racy lilac office Yeah I read this and wondered that too but then I just went with it and enjoyed the story (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13408886) |
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Date: December 28th, 2009 4:27 PM Author: chrome nudist university potus my thoughts as well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13665997) |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:44 PM Author: flickering chad I love how people make the "rules are rules" argument.
The airlines are presumably in the customer service business. They make the rules, and if they want to enforce them rigidly and pointlessly, sure, they have that right but it doesn't mean they don't suck for doing so.
And there's a reason most of them are suffering financially. No one enjoys flying when they're treated like that, and more and more people are avoiding it whenever possible. |
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Date: November 30th, 2009 9:47 PM Author: Garnet haunted graveyard stage TSA =/= AA. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13409082) |
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Date: December 1st, 2009 11:44 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Bump because I'm still outraged about this |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:23 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439524) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:31 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour Define "security guard" and what this has to do with AA. Is this a uniformed AA ticketing or gate agent? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439640) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:37 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
idk man to be honest I hate American for so many reasons that when I remembered this incident I was more than happy to use it as a transparent excuse to bash those faggots |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:40 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour So you cannot say, sitting here today, that any of the personnel discussed in your post are AA employees and/or were purporting to enforce AA policies. Sounds like you've just pwn3d yourself. Amazing it took 150 posts for someone to realize the idiocy of your post. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439730) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:54 AM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk Your interpretation doesn't make a lot of sense, I have to say. Generally TSA personnel do not enforce bag size and number limits. It seems more likely than not that the first two people he interacted with were airline personnel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439829) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:57 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour The point remains that we're speculating and OP's story is full of shit. OP said "security guard," not gate agent. OP can't even say where this occurred -- was it at the ticket counter? security line? the gate? on the jet bridge?
FYI, I've seen TSA personnel try to pull power trips and enforce bag regulations. |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:59 AM Author: Henna bat shit crazy milk "FYI, I've seen TSA personnel try to pull power trips and enforce bag regulations."
That's pretty strange, since individual airlines' policies vary widely. E.g. some will let you gate-check extra bags, some don't consider purses or long coats to be personal items and some do. |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:57 AM Author: peach vivacious house TSA, airline personnel, and airport staff weave a complex symphony of shittiness so intricate and so obscene that it is impossible to isolate any one of the voices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439853) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 2:00 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour An AA uniform/badge is pretty easy to spot. The point is that OP is an idiot / full of shit / flaming. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439868) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 2:03 AM Author: peach vivacious house Who cares? They all deserve to be bashed. If the finger is pointed at the wrong instrument this time, it's of little consequence, because said instrument will be wailing its own solo of misery soon enough. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439886) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 7:34 AM Author: stirring abode telephone subtle joint and several liability trolling (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528013) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 2:05 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
The point is that these bitches gave me shit, and frankly I was too pissed off about the situation at the time to stop and formally inquire about whether they were actually AA employees or TSA employees. I assumed that TSA employees wouldn't give a shit about some airline specific policy regarding bag size and when I told one of them that her airline was a piece of shit she didn't refute the statement. So I went with it.
If I was flaming wouldn't I just say that I knew this for a fact?
How any of this detracts from the entertainment value of the story or from the fact that AA is a horribly shitty airline well deserving of being bashed in any regard is beyond me.
You seem like a particularly ill-tempered faggot. Sorry you didn't like my tale. Please fuck off and fall down in the shower. |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:44 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour Date: December 4th, 2009 1:37 AM Author: To be fair
To be fair,
idk man to be honest I hate American for so many reasons that when I remembered this incident I was more than happy to use it as a transparent excuse to bash those faggots |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:28 AM Author: fluffy stage factory reset button Great read, but United is a far shittier airline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439598) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:35 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Yeah, this screed should certainly not be read as an implicit defense of UniTTTed. |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:34 AM Author: hairless razzle filthpig PSA: ALL AIRLINES ARE SHITTY EXCEPT FOR SOUTHWEST.
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:36 AM Author: fluffy stage factory reset button All airlines are shitty except those based in Asia or the Middle East. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439693) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:43 AM Author: Glassy athletic conference parlour Um, most Asian and ME carriers are far worse pieces of shit than TTTs like Southwest, Ryanair or Easyjet. For every Emirates or Cathay, there's a ton of shit carriers like China Eastern or Air India. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439756) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:46 AM Author: fluffy stage factory reset button I didn't say that ALL carriers based in Asia/ME were better than all the other carriers. Just that the best ones in Asia/ME pwn the shit out of the carriers from the rest of the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13439779) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 9:35 AM Author: titillating dark field garuda ftl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528113) |
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Date: December 4th, 2009 1:55 AM Author: peach vivacious house Southwest is just "ok" because you expect it
Domestically I think my best experiences have been with JetBlue (despite some legitimately horrendous administrative problems at JFK for a while) and, what I've always found a little bit surprising, US Air.
But overall fuck the entire goddamn airline industry. |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 3:40 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13527447) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 6:59 AM Author: Histrionic Coral Gas Station simian paw? Are you also the person who wrote the breaking point story?
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=142848&mc=235&forum_id=2#2235112 |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:53 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226774) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 8:15 AM Author: iridescent gaping cruise ship In this thread, TBF learns karma is a bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13528051) |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 12:13 AM Author: fighting nowag titcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534433) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 9:40 AM Author: titillating dark field i knew a gentle, female, 4'11" korean violinist. her english was pretty bad but she was a fine player (ug juilliard/mm with danchenko at peabody.) a taniqua type bullied her into checking her fiddle planeside on one of her first audition trips in the usa and it got majorly fucked up - bridge shattered, gouged the belly, soundpost fell down, seam opened on one side. it was a $30k fiddle on loan from her school. i don't know how many people were on the plane but it was a red-eye too so presumptively half-full.
fuck tsa & airline shitheads in the ear (but not the nice ones, all 10% of them) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:13 PM Author: Razzmatazz national selfie her bad for letting them check it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13533540) |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 12:15 AM Author: fighting nowag This is ridiculous (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534453) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:10 PM Author: confused ultramarine lettuce bawdyhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13533529) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:17 PM Author: Olive friendly grandma If AA is symbolic of the other AA, 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13533570) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 10:40 PM Author: Disturbing startling public bath Lol. Itt tbf bitches that fat Negro women r not efficient at their jobs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13533798) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:27 PM Author: 180 space coldplay fan Wow you are a beta (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534177) |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 12:13 AM Author: fighting nowag This is by far my least favorite meme on this board.
What exactly was "beta" about the OP's response? He's a dumbass for not anticipating that this might happen, but please tell us how you would respond in a more "alpha" manner - punch the TSA bitch in the face and rape her into submission right in front of all of the passengers? I'm curious, please share. |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 1:30 AM Author: 180 space coldplay fan He's beta for bitching about it on a message board and passive aggressively "never flying on American" instead of getting his due (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534868) |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 1:33 AM Author: fighting nowag What is "his due"? How should he have gotten it? Please describe what you would have done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534883) |
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Date: December 12th, 2009 11:29 PM Author: Shimmering beady-eyed whorehouse i dont understand why you had to pack your suit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13534187) |
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Date: December 13th, 2009 10:09 PM Author: Puce deer antler business firm shoquanda bump
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Date: December 28th, 2009 4:56 PM Author: Hyperventilating galvanic foreskin should have just told them u were the president (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#13666197) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:09 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226310) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:14 PM Author: Emerald people who are hurt boistinker did someone suggest just wearing the suit over your clothes and then removing it once you got to the terminal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226366) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:17 PM Author: Big-titted Dingle Berry LOL! BUT TO BE FAIR DOESN'T TAKE SUGGESTIONS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226394) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:19 PM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1233553&mc=21&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:29 PM Author: concupiscible carmine nibblets YOU CROSSED THE STREAMS (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226559) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:22 PM Author: azure dog poop just pay to have your bag checked bro. carry-on = briefcase. personal item = suit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226476) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:37 PM Author: thriller private investor 180. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226636) |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Violet Appetizing Plaza hillarious story that could be true of any US airline
However, American Airlines has the RUDEST first class stewardesses domestically |
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Date: February 24th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: Adventurous chartreuse pistol 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14226813) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2010 5:55 PM Author: Adventurous chartreuse pistol bump because I just flew on this shitty airline yesterday and I thought of this thread as I was sitting on the tarmac for 50 fucking minutes with no A/C (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#14590410) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:13 AM Author: Adventurous chartreuse pistol Dear TBF,
post moar threads like this. ty |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:17 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal station knife airlines are horrendous, but never noticed any patters truly distinct to any particular one. it's always seemed dubious when people so assuredly say "united sucks," or whatever; sort of like people who claim "shell gasoline blows" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642747) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:18 AM Author: hilarious boyish macaca for american legacy carriers maybe, but many foreign airlines are very noticeably "better" to fly than their us counterparts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642748) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:20 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal station knife i always sort of liked KLM; but i think it was just their color scheme and logo. and as for american, the hot cookies and nuts vaguely distinguished it on the better side for me (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642750) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:22 AM Author: hilarious boyish macaca i like airlines that give me a menu. and free booze. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642756) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:25 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal station knife free beer/liquor appears to be a universal stable of first class and i'd not bother to fly at all in that ridiculous 'coach' section (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#15642758) |
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Date: July 29th, 2010 7:20 AM Author: charcoal cuck weed whacker 180.
This is the fucking story of america. |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 7:41 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Bump - Thanks for all you do to Keep America Safe, TSA! |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 7:44 AM Author: concupiscible carmine nibblets do you typically thank people for doing a set of actions that constitutes the null set? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#16655623) |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 7:46 AM Author: Cerebral mental disorder becky To be fair,
Only when the gratitude is sardonic. |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 9:31 AM Author: bateful church azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#16655845) |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 9:41 AM Author: flushed slimy menage depressive no comment on the OP, but AA is infact a piece of rancid shit. airlines based out of the US do not understand the meaning of service anymore. they also hire old, fat bitches to be flight attendants, and they hike ticket prices as low as they can but make up the difference by charging you 90$ for a fucking check in bag. as a result, every fucking faggot passenger tries to stow huge pieces of shit into the overhead bins and everything is a huge mess. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#16655881) |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 9:43 AM Author: concupiscible carmine nibblets just go first class bro. great service, high fares, just like you like it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#16655896) |
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Date: November 27th, 2010 2:57 PM Author: Orange deep water buffalo jesus christ, people like the OP drive me fucking crazy
edit: to be fair, the TSA agents sound awful, too. i guess everyone sucks. |
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Date: April 8th, 2011 8:32 PM Author: Mahogany ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#17719423) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 10:09 AM Author: Swollen set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#18119422) |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 10:14 AM Author: Citrine sanctuary I wouldn't be so racist online, Pakram. Hypothetically, some people might know that you address based on information in their company's computer. Hypothetically, these people could also match IRL information about you with the story you poasted on xoxo (yes "fat negroes" also poast on xoxo).
So Pakram Vikshmal, tell me, how's living at 66 W. Eastman St, Braintree, MA working out for you? |
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Date: May 30th, 2011 10:16 AM Author: Swollen set OH SHI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#18119444) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 3:24 PM Author: hilarious boyish macaca (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#18616651) |
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Date: July 26th, 2011 3:27 PM Author: Shaky school cafeteria dont worry, surely the competitive free market will swiftly force such a customer unfriendly company out of business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1151703&forum_id=2#18616667) |