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What is "shitlaw?"

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Flickering underhanded principal's office reading party
  05/05/10
there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore
Outnumbered gunner
  05/05/10
cr
hairless generalized bond
  05/08/10
Not federal government or V100.
razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman
  05/05/10
Good call. Susman is such a shithole.
Titillating indirect expression
  05/05/10
nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. ...
ultramarine provocative people who are hurt marketing idea
  05/05/10
No, there aren't.
razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman
  05/05/10
you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over...
ultramarine provocative people who are hurt marketing idea
  05/05/10
In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.
razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman
  05/05/10
LOL:D
emerald abode background story
  05/08/10
He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 10...
Lemon love of her life electric furnace
  05/08/10
stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer
dashing range twinkling uncleanness
  05/08/10
Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations ...
Lemon love of her life electric furnace
  05/08/10
it's an obnoxious term now stfu
dashing range twinkling uncleanness
  05/08/10
only a moron could think that.
Lemon love of her life electric furnace
  05/08/10
all of it.
Flesh boistinker depressive
  05/05/10
mergers and acquisitions
Red Vigorous Messiness
  05/05/10
practicing law = shitlaw hth
pearly stimulating hissy fit dilemma
  05/05/10
correct
Outnumbered gunner
  05/05/10
100% correct.
rusted goyim coldplay fan
  05/05/10
this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy. http://bigd...
excitant blue indian lodge death wish
  05/05/10
denial
pearly stimulating hissy fit dilemma
  05/05/10
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing ...
razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman
  05/05/10
"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering wil...
Transparent Step-uncle's House
  05/08/10
anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE ...
fragrant parlour keepsake machete
  05/05/10
this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: ht...
swashbuckling citrine telephone
  05/05/10
Anything outside v10
Sickened pervert jew
  05/05/10
Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced int...
nubile trust fund
  05/08/10
LOL There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than mos...
hairless generalized bond
  05/08/10
Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than mo...
Titillating indirect expression
  05/08/10
small time cases for TTT clients
at-the-ready selfie sex offender
  05/08/10
It's where your goin!
Diverse shimmering dopamine locale
  05/08/10
dump truck law. physician antitrust case.
dashing range twinkling uncleanness
  05/08/10


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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: Flickering underhanded principal's office reading party

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Outnumbered gunner

there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: hairless generalized bond

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman

Not federal government or V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Titillating indirect expression

Good call. Susman is such a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: ultramarine provocative people who are hurt marketing idea

nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman

No, there aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: ultramarine provocative people who are hurt marketing idea

you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman

In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: emerald abode background story

LOL:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: Lemon love of her life electric furnace

He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: dashing range twinkling uncleanness

stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: Lemon love of her life electric furnace

Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM
Author: dashing range twinkling uncleanness

it's an obnoxious term now stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM
Author: Lemon love of her life electric furnace

only a moron could think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Flesh boistinker depressive

all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Red Vigorous Messiness

mergers and acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: pearly stimulating hissy fit dilemma

practicing law = shitlaw hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Outnumbered gunner

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: rusted goyim coldplay fan

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: excitant blue indian lodge death wish

this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918225)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: pearly stimulating hissy fit dilemma

denial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: razzmatazz buck-toothed locus black woman

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.

At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.

The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”

It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.

The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918313)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: Transparent Step-uncle's House

"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"

sounds like an xoxo poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936328)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: fragrant parlour keepsake machete

anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: swashbuckling citrine telephone

this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Sickened pervert jew

Anything outside v10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: nubile trust fund

Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM
Author: hairless generalized bond

LOL

There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936319)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM
Author: Titillating indirect expression

Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: at-the-ready selfie sex offender

small time cases for TTT clients



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936080)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: Diverse shimmering dopamine locale

It's where your goin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: dashing range twinkling uncleanness

dump truck law.

physician antitrust case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936330)