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What is "shitlaw?"

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hairraiser son of senegal
  05/05/10
there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore
sooty range boistinker
  05/05/10
cr
big sanctuary kitty
  05/08/10
Not federal government or V100.
Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park
  05/05/10
Good call. Susman is such a shithole.
Exciting walnut point macaca
  05/05/10
nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. ...
Swashbuckling bearded market love of her life
  05/05/10
No, there aren't.
Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park
  05/05/10
you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over...
Swashbuckling bearded market love of her life
  05/05/10
In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.
Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park
  05/05/10
LOL:D
bateful national
  05/08/10
He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 10...
flesh messiness
  05/08/10
stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer
razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman
  05/08/10
Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations ...
flesh messiness
  05/08/10
it's an obnoxious term now stfu
razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman
  05/08/10
only a moron could think that.
flesh messiness
  05/08/10
all of it.
Balding Nursing Home Ratface
  05/05/10
mergers and acquisitions
Vivacious disturbing jap
  05/05/10
practicing law = shitlaw hth
Hideous provocative police squad ceo
  05/05/10
correct
sooty range boistinker
  05/05/10
100% correct.
Black set
  05/05/10
this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy. http://bigd...
odious federal legal warrant sex offender
  05/05/10
denial
Hideous provocative police squad ceo
  05/05/10
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing ...
Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park
  05/05/10
"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering wil...
fluffy french temple
  05/08/10
anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE ...
indecent base party of the first part
  05/05/10
this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: ht...
contagious mischievous sneaky criminal gunner
  05/05/10
Anything outside v10
Copper trip goyim native
  05/05/10
Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced int...
Chartreuse multi-colored hall
  05/08/10
LOL There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than mos...
big sanctuary kitty
  05/08/10
Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than mo...
Exciting walnut point macaca
  05/08/10
small time cases for TTT clients
Sienna embarrassed to the bone casino corn cake
  05/08/10
It's where your goin!
flickering trust fund
  05/08/10
dump truck law. physician antitrust case.
razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman
  05/08/10


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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: hairraiser son of senegal

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: sooty range boistinker

there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: big sanctuary kitty

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park

Not federal government or V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Exciting walnut point macaca

Good call. Susman is such a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bearded market love of her life

nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park

No, there aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Swashbuckling bearded market love of her life

you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park

In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: bateful national

LOL:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: flesh messiness

He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman

stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: flesh messiness

Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman

it's an obnoxious term now stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM
Author: flesh messiness

only a moron could think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Balding Nursing Home Ratface

all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Vivacious disturbing jap

mergers and acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Hideous provocative police squad ceo

practicing law = shitlaw hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: sooty range boistinker

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: Black set

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: odious federal legal warrant sex offender

this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918225)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Hideous provocative police squad ceo

denial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: Obsidian Insanely Creepy Prole Trailer Park

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.

At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.

The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”

It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.

The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918313)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: fluffy french temple

"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"

sounds like an xoxo poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936328)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: indecent base party of the first part

anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: contagious mischievous sneaky criminal gunner

this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Copper trip goyim native

Anything outside v10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: Chartreuse multi-colored hall

Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM
Author: big sanctuary kitty

LOL

There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936319)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM
Author: Exciting walnut point macaca

Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: Sienna embarrassed to the bone casino corn cake

small time cases for TTT clients



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936080)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: flickering trust fund

It's where your goin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle ebony skinny woman

dump truck law.

physician antitrust case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936330)