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What is "shitlaw?"

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fishy dingle berry
  05/05/10
there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore
Glittery honey-headed senate turdskin
  05/05/10
cr
Navy nowag
  05/08/10
Not federal government or V100.
silver flickering kitty theater stage
  05/05/10
Good call. Susman is such a shithole.
Mind-boggling bipolar center ratface
  05/05/10
nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. ...
Turquoise Casino Generalized Bond
  05/05/10
No, there aren't.
silver flickering kitty theater stage
  05/05/10
you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over...
Turquoise Casino Generalized Bond
  05/05/10
In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.
silver flickering kitty theater stage
  05/05/10
LOL:D
Soul-stirring nursing home coffee pot
  05/08/10
He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 10...
Exhilarant incel set
  05/08/10
stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer
Scarlet halford skinny woman
  05/08/10
Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations ...
Exhilarant incel set
  05/08/10
it's an obnoxious term now stfu
Scarlet halford skinny woman
  05/08/10
only a moron could think that.
Exhilarant incel set
  05/08/10
all of it.
Fluffy soggy windowlicker gaping
  05/05/10
mergers and acquisitions
mewling locus
  05/05/10
practicing law = shitlaw hth
Brass odious point main people
  05/05/10
correct
Glittery honey-headed senate turdskin
  05/05/10
100% correct.
cerebral slippery house
  05/05/10
this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy. http://bigd...
charismatic ticket booth old irish cottage
  05/05/10
denial
Brass odious point main people
  05/05/10
Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing ...
silver flickering kitty theater stage
  05/05/10
"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering wil...
Sinister Station Travel Guidebook
  05/08/10
anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE ...
floppy clear french chef field
  05/05/10
this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: ht...
Marvelous Harsh Azn
  05/05/10
Anything outside v10
Black Know-it-all Stain Pozpig
  05/05/10
Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced int...
crimson stimulating roommate base
  05/08/10
LOL There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than mos...
Navy nowag
  05/08/10
Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than mo...
Mind-boggling bipolar center ratface
  05/08/10
small time cases for TTT clients
vibrant purple church building
  05/08/10
It's where your goin!
Crystalline stirring new version legend
  05/08/10
dump truck law. physician antitrust case.
Scarlet halford skinny woman
  05/08/10


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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM
Author: fishy dingle berry

What does this mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery honey-headed senate turdskin

there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: Navy nowag

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM
Author: silver flickering kitty theater stage

Not federal government or V100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bipolar center ratface

Good call. Susman is such a shithole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM
Author: Turquoise Casino Generalized Bond

nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM
Author: silver flickering kitty theater stage

No, there aren't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM
Author: Turquoise Casino Generalized Bond

you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM
Author: silver flickering kitty theater stage

In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM
Author: Soul-stirring nursing home coffee pot

LOL:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM
Author: Exhilarant incel set

He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM
Author: Scarlet halford skinny woman

stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM
Author: Exhilarant incel set

Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM
Author: Scarlet halford skinny woman

it's an obnoxious term now stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM
Author: Exhilarant incel set

only a moron could think that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: Fluffy soggy windowlicker gaping

all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM
Author: mewling locus

mergers and acquisitions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Brass odious point main people

practicing law = shitlaw hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery honey-headed senate turdskin

correct

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM
Author: cerebral slippery house

100% correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM
Author: charismatic ticket booth old irish cottage

this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918225)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM
Author: Brass odious point main people

denial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM
Author: silver flickering kitty theater stage

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.

At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.

The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”

It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.

The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed.

http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918313)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM
Author: Sinister Station Travel Guidebook

"The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"

sounds like an xoxo poster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936328)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM
Author: floppy clear french chef field

anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM
Author: Marvelous Harsh Azn

this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665)



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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM
Author: Black Know-it-all Stain Pozpig

Anything outside v10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM
Author: crimson stimulating roommate base

Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM
Author: Navy nowag

LOL

There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936319)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling bipolar center ratface

Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM
Author: vibrant purple church building

small time cases for TTT clients



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936080)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM
Author: Crystalline stirring new version legend

It's where your goin!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317)



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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM
Author: Scarlet halford skinny woman

dump truck law.

physician antitrust case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936330)