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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:49 PM Author: Vibrant Parlour Bbw What does this mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918109) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: Pale Greedy Whorehouse Legal Warrant there is no such thing as shitlaw anymore (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918121) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM Author: mustard turdskin cr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936314) |
Date: May 5th, 2010 10:50 PM Author: Gaped meetinghouse really tough guy Not federal government or V100. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918127) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Amethyst location Good call. Susman is such a shithole. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918180) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:03 PM Author: Bull headed supple volcanic crater nah dude. There are alot of $100K+ that aren't in the v100. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918262) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:05 PM Author: Gaped meetinghouse really tough guy No, there aren't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918279) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:10 PM Author: Bull headed supple volcanic crater you're telling me that no firms outside of the v100 pay over 100k+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918329) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:13 PM Author: Gaped meetinghouse really tough guy In niche areas yes, but those are few and far between. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918348) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:06 AM Author: Salmon feces office LOL:D (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935485) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:08 AM Author: buff floppy juggernaut reading party He is right in the sense that the firms outside the Vault 100 that do pay 100k generally dont hire ANY entry level attorneys and never pay the entry level ones 100k and only about half the firms outside the Vault 100 pay even experienced attorneys 100k a year unless those same attorneys bring in business. Most lawyers work at firms with less than 10 lawyers and at shops like this even the partners are struggling to clear 160k a year. HTH. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936377) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:15 AM Author: carnelian hall stop calling law firms shops ya dumb shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936396) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:19 AM Author: buff floppy juggernaut reading party Why? That's what they are called in real life conversations between actual lawyers! Gasp! Some of us are actual practicing attorneys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936404) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:22 AM Author: carnelian hall it's an obnoxious term now stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936415) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 10:23 AM Author: buff floppy juggernaut reading party only a moron could think that. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936419) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: Kink-friendly church building all of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918185) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:55 PM Author: domesticated electric haunted graveyard knife mergers and acquisitions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918188) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: Dark self-centered mediation practicing law = shitlaw hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918190) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:56 PM Author: Pale Greedy Whorehouse Legal Warrant correct (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918195) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 10:58 PM Author: swashbuckling masturbator 100% correct. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918215) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:00 PM Author: cheese-eating transparent deer antler this is actually a step above shitlaw. enjoy.
http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/13/shitlaw-primer-part-i-life-of-a-coder/ |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:02 PM Author: Dark self-centered mediation denial (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918244) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:08 PM Author: Gaped meetinghouse really tough guy Ah, it’s that time of year again. Autumn. The days growing short; leaves soon withering off the trees. The once lush canopies will crunch dead underfoot, raked to the curbside with their chlorophyll gone. Soon a sucker-truck will grind them into mulch. So fades the hopes of this fall’s second-tier lemmings.
At the typical career services office, the hang-dog faces will nervously assemble like a funeral dirge as Biglaw firm after firm pulls out of OCI. Like an ugly teenager, these schools threw a party and no one came. Time to put away the punch bowls and pack up the pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey set. This party is over.
The 2 L’s of 2009 are a bit like those Civil War wives, scanning the casualty lists daily to see if hubby got gut-shot at Gettysburg or lost an arm at Bull Run. “My God, even McCarter & English cancelled?,” cry the gunners. “Don’t the partners there drive salt-rotted Hyundai’s and mow people’s lawns for extra cash on weekends?,” and ”What do you mean Proskauer pulled out? I was all set to tell them about my new article for the Brooklyn Sports Law Journal!”
It’s over, kids. Christmas ain’t here yet, but Santa already left you a lump of coal.
The proud “gunners” who spent 75 hours a week in the library at Brooklyn, Car-Bozo and the other also-rans will openly sob into their spiffy new second-year casebooks as the true depth of the mistake they’ve made cruelly sets in. The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you! Biglaw has already filmed the trailer for this horror movie: firm upon firm has already shit-canned OCI at even the elite schools, and summer-associate offer rates are hovering around the 50% mark at many of the big mills per Above the Law and other websites. And rather than ballgames and booze cruises, the few “summers” left in Biglaw are staying past midnight churning the shitpaper to score brownie points. My, how times have changed. http://bigdebtsmalllaw.wordpress.com/2009/08/21/shitlaw-primer-part-ii-the-%E2%80%9Cexperience%E2%80%9D-scam/ |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:35 AM Author: Cream associate "The children’s bone cancer ward at Sloan-Kettering will be a mardi gras compared to the scene that’s soon coming to a second-tier school near you!"
sounds like an xoxo poster |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:45 PM Author: Bonkers lay regret anything that isnt BIGFED, BIGLAW, or a select few BIGSTATE jobs like DA in a major metro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918647) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:46 PM Author: flickering laughsome main people rehab this thread remains the credited treatise on the subject: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=130795&mc=60&forum_id=2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918665) |
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Date: May 5th, 2010 11:54 PM Author: Zippy area Anything outside v10 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14918737) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 2:00 AM Author: big-titted base immigrant Nothing to do with V-anything. It's a job you get forced into to pay your loans back. You have no interest in the job. Criminal prosecution, public interest, big law. Something you hate going to everyday (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14935444) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:24 AM Author: mustard turdskin LOL
There are firms in the V10 that are shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc. |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:28 AM Author: Amethyst location Please enumerate the V10 firms that are NOT shittier than most firms outside of the V100 in terms of lifestyle, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936322) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 4:20 AM Author: Chrome curious range dog poop small time cases for TTT clients
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:23 AM Author: Fiercely-loyal Police Squad It's where your goin! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1304145&forum_id=2#14936317) |
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Date: May 8th, 2010 9:36 AM Author: carnelian hall dump truck law.
physician antitrust case. |