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Why I am conservative (The Rob Halford, fucking your ass Story)
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 03/05/12 |
| cobalt juggernaut love of her life | 03/06/12 |
| light resort | 03/16/13 |
| narrow-minded frum center | 04/14/13 |
| high-end tanning salon messiness | 04/14/13 |
| narrow-minded frum center | 04/14/13 |
| Cerise Location Volcanic Crater | 03/05/12 |
| Insecure useless faggot firefighter | 03/05/12 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 03/06/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 03/06/12 |
| bat-shit-crazy ratface | 03/06/12 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 03/06/12 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 03/06/12 |
| Vibrant pearl newt | 03/06/12 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 03/06/12 |
| Motley onyx organic girlfriend | 03/06/12 |
| Bat Shit Crazy Ticket Booth Idiot | 02/07/17 |
| Yellow Hairraiser Skinny Woman | 03/06/12 |
| lemon range rigpig | 03/06/12 |
| Yellow Hairraiser Skinny Woman | 03/06/12 |
| Hideous grizzly address | 11/23/18 |
| elite gunner | 03/06/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 03/10/12 |
| Mahogany Swollen Nowag | 03/10/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 03/13/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 07/25/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 08/03/12 |
| orange deer antler regret | 08/10/12 |
| Razzmatazz Indian Lodge | 08/10/12 |
| Massive Library Place Of Business | 08/10/12 |
| aromatic sickened boistinker | 08/28/12 |
| Massive Library Place Of Business | 09/07/12 |
| Sick Carnelian Dingle Berry | 09/07/12 |
| topaz galvanic university | 11/17/12 |
| exciting hairless elastic band | 11/25/12 |
| Massive Library Place Of Business | 11/26/12 |
| fear-inspiring sanctuary | 11/26/12 |
| exciting hairless elastic band | 11/27/12 |
| slap-happy lavender box office prole | 04/29/13 |
| soggy insane casino | 09/07/18 |
| Blathering house-broken background story | 02/04/13 |
| irradiated azure electric furnace | 03/12/13 |
| Maize dashing potus | 03/12/13 |
| irradiated azure electric furnace | 03/14/13 |
| Cerise Location Volcanic Crater | 03/16/13 |
| irradiated azure electric furnace | 04/01/13 |
| sable charismatic partner garrison | 04/01/13 |
| Multi-colored Philosopher-king Telephone | 04/14/13 |
| irradiated azure electric furnace | 04/17/13 |
| light resort | 05/05/13 |
| Infuriating Crusty Office | 12/15/13 |
| Multi-colored Philosopher-king Telephone | 04/29/13 |
| slap-happy lavender box office prole | 05/05/13 |
| light resort | 05/12/13 |
| razzle affirmative action | 05/25/13 |
| gold razzle-dazzle cruise ship | 06/10/13 |
| Wonderful patrolman parlor | 09/02/13 |
| Misunderstood state circlehead | 12/15/13 |
| Infuriating Crusty Office | 12/15/13 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 04/06/15 |
| Alcoholic Lay | 06/12/14 |
| Clear Son Of Senegal | 04/05/15 |
| crystalline big depressive | 04/05/15 |
| Bateful keepsake machete parlour | 04/05/15 |
| irradiated azure electric furnace | 06/29/15 |
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| Mentally impaired yarmulke | 02/07/17 |
| slate church building french chef | 02/07/17 |
| gold razzle-dazzle cruise ship | 03/15/17 |
| Medicated beady-eyed turdskin site | 03/15/17 |
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| Hyperventilating old irish cottage doctorate | 03/15/17 |
| Mentally impaired yarmulke | 03/15/17 |
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| Bat Shit Crazy Ticket Booth Idiot | 02/28/18 |
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| Misunderstood state circlehead | 09/26/19 |
| apoplectic vigorous orchestra pit | 10/28/18 |
| Clear Son Of Senegal | 09/26/19 |
| Talking nighttime pit voyeur | 07/10/20 |
| Autistic Walnut Incel | 07/11/20 |
| apoplectic vigorous orchestra pit | 07/11/20 |
| greedy international law enforcement agency | 07/11/20 |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:39 PM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker I got the chat from my dad and uncle and a couple of their friends. They called me into the garage, where they had layed down a tarp, and covered it in oil. I was instructed to strip down as they all wanted to see "that athletic body you have been working on" (i had begun doing 100 pushups a night and was quite vocal about "bulking" at the dinner table). Once naked I recieved a light push onto the lube coverd tarp. I soon lost my balance and was unalbe to gain a solid footing. At this point I noticed all of the adult men had strategically put on aquasox for traction, but nothing else.
As they came closer i could see nothing but thick, hairy engorged cocks and duck egg like testicles begging to be tugged. Within minutes I was being spitroasted by my uncle and father, i would have begged for it to stop, but i was stuffed to the hilt. After they had dumped a good amount of seed into me, they said "have at it boys, it's ready for ya" and the rest of the group descended on all of my orofices. Theis ordeal lasted about 4 hours.
I was nearly delirous and was completely exhausted when it ended. I had eaten my fair share of man juice and had taken at least 10 enemas worth in my now, pulsating and gaped near prolapse anus. I looked up as the men grunted with approval at their work. My father beamed with pride and walked over to me and offered me a hand up, he helped me to my feet and gave me a slap on the rear, "you did good boy, real good. now you're a man, a twink, but a man, one day you'll have a son and you'll show him what it takes to be a man, by that day, you'll be a bear like all of us." He then french kissed me for what seemed like 20 seconds. After we broke, he offered me my first beer and some dipping tobacco. later, as the crowd dispersed, my father and I entered into our home. My mother was there, with a first aid kit and beaming with pride, "how did he do" she asked my father. "Great, we raised a real little faggot, he's got a power bottom on him!" That was my 12th birthday. My mother, father, and his friends were liberals.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1793427&forum_id=2#19254308 |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:54 AM Author: cobalt juggernaut love of her life 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136256) |
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Date: March 16th, 2013 1:41 PM Author: light resort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22827491) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: narrow-minded frum center lmao WTF. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998624) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:37 PM Author: high-end tanning salon messiness Welcome to xo you stupid nigger!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998634) |
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:40 PM Author: narrow-minded frum center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998663) |
Date: March 5th, 2012 11:46 PM Author: Cerise Location Volcanic Crater 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135356) |
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Date: March 5th, 2012 11:48 PM Author: Insecure useless faggot firefighter lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20135371) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:04 AM Author: Alcoholic Lay A true gem. After my Asian getting gaped in the shower thread this seems like shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136231) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:17 AM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker Was that the Little Breh one? You produced that too? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136241) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:19 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy ratface NO he's a lying pilfering sack of utter shit for even insinuating that |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:23 AM Author: Alcoholic Lay PWNED (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136263) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:46 AM Author: Alcoholic Lay Absolutely. I will change the user name if I need to prove it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136251) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:49 AM Author: Vibrant pearl newt Wow you wrote ten pages about fucking another guy?
Faggot. |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 4:57 AM Author: Alcoholic Lay Lol@this chinklet. Sorry I put out 180 content while u megapost about getting NOWAGED. Shitpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136258) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 5:30 AM Author: Motley onyx organic girlfriend (rage-filled cumskin dork) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136265) |
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Date: February 7th, 2017 11:18 AM Author: Bat Shit Crazy Ticket Booth Idiot 63446242123654354213425 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#32564951) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 7:50 AM Author: Yellow Hairraiser Skinny Woman Do it faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136304) |
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Date: March 6th, 2012 8:05 AM Author: Yellow Hairraiser Skinny Woman LOL that faggot really does spend his whole life here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20136323) |
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Date: November 23rd, 2018 1:19 AM Author: Hideous grizzly address lol u got gaped libpedo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#37286116) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:24 AM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168262) |
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Date: March 10th, 2012 4:29 AM Author: Mahogany Swollen Nowag LOL shitlibs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20168264) |
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Date: March 13th, 2012 5:56 AM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#20192579) |
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Date: July 25th, 2012 12:28 AM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21169179) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2012 2:04 PM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21250548) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 8:58 AM Author: orange deer antler regret underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303295) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 9:21 AM Author: Razzmatazz Indian Lodge 180 story, OP forgot to mention that Rick Perry is the original author (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303366) |
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Date: August 10th, 2012 9:32 AM Author: Massive Library Place Of Business lol, 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21303412) |
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Date: August 28th, 2012 2:15 PM Author: aromatic sickened boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21443115) |
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Date: September 7th, 2012 12:57 AM Author: Massive Library Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#21518345) |
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Date: November 26th, 2012 8:18 PM Author: Massive Library Place Of Business (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22116523) |
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Date: November 27th, 2012 7:29 PM Author: exciting hairless elastic band "But I was stuffed to the hilt!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22121780) |
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Date: April 1st, 2013 10:18 AM Author: sable charismatic partner garrison *is a shitlib*
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Date: April 14th, 2013 9:29 PM Author: Multi-colored Philosopher-king Telephone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#22998573) |
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Date: December 15th, 2013 2:09 AM Author: Infuriating Crusty Office halford's schtick worked really well when every post was accompanied by a moniker that referenced him fucking your ass (and you, loving it). as much as I love the IFNB, his current moniker is a little weak in comparison. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1891192&forum_id=2#24643668) |
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